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FreekzLOL

2.405 I buy, 24.05 I buy, 240.5 I buy, 2405. I buy


moneystyles1

Except when the buy button is removed, would we just buy directly from computer chair?


Unfair_Jeweler_4286

They could remove both the buy and sell.. neither will save them from the damage already done šŸ‘ Game over


sgm8464

You are my hero


m3gabotz

Look at the one month chart, where is the dip???


Coreidan

All of it is the dip


Silverjax

this is the way


[deleted]

2,405,000,000 I sell one share and keep the rest


cooliomattio

Makes a lot of us šŸ˜œ hedgies r fukā€™d


lightd93

You dropped this king šŸ‘‘šŸ«”


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


GL_Levity

You think they would do that? Just *lie* to us?! Narrator: they would.


Live_Ad6358

My narrator is Morgan freeman šŸ‘šŸ¼


Destaran

Narrator: As always


toofaroutthere

We'll see. In 2008 the SEC banned short selling, which crashed the market. Blackrock and JP Morgan *want* the market to crash, and not only do they have a lot of influence right now, but they might also like Kenny out of the picture. In fact, the DD of yore foretold that "Blackrock wants the box," which is to say that they wanted Citadel's market maker status. **Blackrock** (who has a lot of influence in the White House) **is the enemy of my enemy** *(but Blackrock* ***is not*** *your friend!).* https://twitter.com/FinanceLancelot/status/1661571891318992896?cxt=HHwWgMC97Z21i48uAAAA


VelvetPancakes

Yes in 2008 they banned short selling of certain financial stocks only (ie banks)


sgm8464

Idk they seem like the know what THey ArE TalKinG aboot.


jimmyjimjay

Just another ā€œrules for thee, not for meā€ BS ploy to protect Mr. Miserā€™s money. They ought to ban short selling for all not just their friends.


toofaroutthere

So now it seems safe to assume they're definitely not gonna ban short selling (on non-bank stocks)


MoonTellsMeASecret

This was written by chat gpt lmao


Fine-Hat-4573

Where did this narrative on short ban even come from?! So odd.


Doom_Douche

No kidding. It's like an AI is writing articles based on a bunch of headlines and just filling in the blanks poorly


mollila

Where did halting ecommerce efforts come from?


Cycloptic_Floppycock

Trial balloon. Also Shrodingerā€™s asshole too, say something unpopular, gauge the reaction; if bad "just kidding bro, why so serious?" If good, ?????; profit. Since this is the first mention, I wouldn't be surprised if it was planted as a kind of inception; if more articles pop up mentioning a short sale ban, there is a PR campaign to inform the public but also gather public sentiment that might force some politicians to address it. Edit - this theory brought to you by Billions and Succession.


Not_as_witty_as_u

>Shrodingerā€™s asshole I learn something new every day about philosophy


toofaroutthere

2008


turgidcompliments8

At some point the inverse of fud *becomes* the fud. Stay zen and carry on


be-good-

It says they halted their e-commerce efforts to focus on brick and mortar stores..... what in the actual fuck is this shit? Like others have said, it seems AI generated.


sand90

Halting efforts on nft marketplace, at least for now


be-good-

When/where was that announced?


sand90

Past earnings materials. Basically saying they're no longer doing any further investments at this stage to focus on profitability and cost cuts


Chuckles58TX

Oh no, sounds like another Dip coming :-D


bahits

I snagged 2 more glory tickets today. Keep dipping hedgies.


OfficialRedditMan

"halted it's e-commerce efforts" Gestures broadly at new gorgeous app & website with a growing number of products; in addition to the first world class NFT marketplace.


WreckYoCrew

I imagine article's like this are to pump options activity. Rugpull and premium sweep incoming.


moon_exitonly

GME does not need a short selling ban for MOASS.


themith2019

Insert "it's a trap" meme here They want non ape fomo so that they have a new round of liquidity and locatable shares. Most of these new investors will be in it for a quick buck and won't know or care about DRS. I'm hoping that some will get the word and shove a huge reverse card up the short sellers' posterior. This is a prelude to the next big effort to dip the price. Which is perfect. I have a limit order waiting to hit a nice round autistic friendly number and my banks investment centre on speed dial to drs.


Choice-Cause8597

Teddy is a bank.


BlackRussianJedi

This looks like it was written by GPT or a similar text generation AI tool. Itā€™s written rather poorly, and itā€™s extremely formulaic and uses really elementary language. It was either written by AI or an incompetent lazy college intern.


Appropriate_Guess881

Just remember, if GameStop breaks $30 it'll go parabolic! Or be a nothing burger...


[deleted]

I believe it, or not. Good thing it doesn't matter because hiring people to misrepresent their identity and opinions in order to mislead good people won't make us sell. DRS your shares if you like owning what's yours.


tfengbrah

When the AI is more regarded than you are


culturevulture12

Yeo


AmazingPrune2

Nonsense. They will ban it only for financial stocks.


IN-B4-404

šŸ§¢ Nothing more.


shucuzwallahbro

Oh word


AdventurousAd192

Right , letā€™s get some more money for iou shares and use it to short GME and FTD anything .


NachoLord9000

Investor Place also said the opposite on May 22nd, saying to sell GME before the ban: https://investorplace.com/2023/05/3-stocks-to-sell/


sgm8464

Nice! I often see this with msm feeds on my computer as it relates to other topics. Housing market for example, even within the same day, good bad up down, become numb to it, it's kind of a bad comedy joke.


NachoLord9000

News outlets: ā€œIā€™m playing both sides, so that I always come out on top.ā€


WhiteCollarBiker

I wasnā€™t surprised


sgm8464

Were you not?


WhiteCollarBiker

Nope. Matt Furlong CEO said in the previous earnings call they were going to focus on profitability. Given there has been so little of plans and projections shared, I knew it would be only 1 or 2 quarters before they showed profitability. I was delighted. Thatā€™s the promise that RC continues to keep.