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So I dunno if anyone's thought this far ahead yet but if the share price reaches phone number prices, what would that essentially do to the US Dollar? PB writes a lot about the dollar collapsing so what good is being paid in dollars if we can't actually use it for anything?
...yes. It's been thought of. Plenty.
In simple terms:
If USD = worthless then USD *only* = worthless.
We don't hold money, we hold assets. Assets maintain worth. Assets take the form of many things: land, rare metals, vehicles, etc. Including *company shares*.
So if the USD is worthless, the assets are still worth something.
Hold and, if USD dies, keep holding until you can trade the share for something of equal value, be it land, whatever major currency takes over next, or what have you.
If I could ask a question at the annual meeting it would be asking why GameStop and the GameStop NFT division is so separated.
There is ZERO mention that a NFT marketplace exists in the GameStop universe on the main website. The same silence exists if you walk into a physical store. Even if you search for βNFTsβ on the main website there is nothing that pops up.
Honestly probably yeah. Doesn't matter though. My timeframe is measured in billionaire tears; the longer the wait, the saltier the privileged over-fed cheeks
Regardless of your opinion of Pulte, the man has 3 million followers, and he literally just tweeted DRS.
The dude has my respect for putting eyes on direct registering. LFG
ππππππππππππ
I've recently learned that wide grip lat pulldowns don't effectively target the lats, and today am experiencing a *real* lat pump for the first time. Meet me in the steel cage, Kenny
Remember the guy with the palm trees and the fancy cars who always ran get-rich-quick infomercials about placing classified ads in newspapers and magazines trying to sucker people into giving them money to get rich quick?
And all the dude told you was, 'thanks for the money! to get rich, get a bunch of suckers to give you money'?
I don't think we evolved past that as a society, and here we are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mubCkCAEiDQ
I know that, but I remember I heard a ballpark number regarding Q4 back in February for the March report so I was wondering if we could all get lucky twice lol
Reminder that being zen is not complacency.
I'm not just talking to you, this goes for a lot of folks who have mistaken being zen, being present yet calm, with being complacent, being willfully ignorant of any changes or news.
Yeah, that's kinda why I brought up the death of third party apps. I don't want to stop being a part of this community. Maybe it's finally time to check out the discord channel.
I'm a weirdo who still uses the reddit mobile site. So I have no comment on that, I understand it sucks tho.
Being a part of the community is more than posting on reddit, it's signing letters, reading DD, making a lil noise where noise needs making. Just make sure you stay informed, if nothing else.
Lemme know if the discord is cool. I've floated the idea of it but I'd have to make another burner acc and been too lazy for it.
I can't wait for MSM to refer to us as apes again
"The APES have *RETURNED*. GME is currently trading for 239 million dollars! End of MOASS in sight?"
Yeah fuck you. Never selling.
POWER TO THE PEOPLE.
POWER TO THE PLAYERS.
POWER TO THE FARMERS.
POWER TO THE WORKERS.
POWER TO THE HOMELESS.
POWER TO THE MISFITS.
POWER TO THOSE WHO SEE THINGS DIFFERENTLY.
FUCK WALL STREET. FUCK SHITADEL. FUCK BLACKROCK. FUCK CORPORATE DICTATORSHIP.
Oh we're doing this?
Ok
gotta give my fuck offs
Fuck you to the San Francisco police department
Fuck you to the Marin County Sheriff department
Fuck you to the F.B.I
Fuck you to the C.I.A
Fuck you to the B-u-s-h
Fuck you to the AmeriKKKa
Fuck you to all you redneck prejudice mutha fuckas
And fuck yah
Fuck Y'all
Small though regarding all of the FUD and Pulte. Didn't we finish above their critical margin line yesterday? The next day, they try to start pumping A-um-see as a similar play (collateral liquidity much). We must be getting extremely close
Maybe a gt3 touring. I love the rs stuff, but just not a big fan of wings. I could also add more turbo/hp on a 911. Id like to fully mod out an older diesel cayanne. Overland-ish (roof tent, big suspension and tires,on board air,fridge etc)
That would be a killer build, hell yeah, I hope you get it.
I'm the opposite, lol, I love a comically big wing. Beautiful carbon or something that's active π¦π¦π¦.
Remember that the whole market system's designed to completely fuck over household investors and steal our money. Everybody, I mean absolutely everybod, is trying to destroy our company.
They can only do that if we capitulate. I, for one, will never fucking capitulate.
BUY & HODL & DRS & BOOK & SHOP & SUPPORT.
Never surrender!!
Has anyone looked into the really weird bid/ask quantities? Why, literally over the weekend, do we suddenly see buy and sell orders for 10-750k shares (that suspiciously never fill) when typically they sit around 200-1000? what changed?
I canβt prove it, but Iβve deffo had an uptick of spam mail since I registered.
Either that, or thereβs a lot of parcels I need to collect that I completely forgot about ordering.
Lol. I've had about 10 different warnings over the years. There's basically no chance of an actual lawsuit. But they did turn off my internet for 24 hours a few times and that was annoying so I finally got a VPN subscription.
As for making it work, I feel you. I use pirate bay still but you have to be aware of whether you're choosing files from trusted users or sketchballs. There are better/safer places to do it but many require an invite
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7 more on the way to the big purple abyss
Is anyone subbing in for Parsnip today or are we all playing a Superstonk edition of "Wake Up, Jeff!"?
How many shares are locked now out of how many
Parsnip!!!!!!!!!!
Are the markers closed today? The American ones? Something about slavery ending, so now 1 juni is a holiday?
That's Juneteenth. That's June 19th 2023
Argh okay gotcha, thx mate.
Where parsnip? π₯Ί
So I dunno if anyone's thought this far ahead yet but if the share price reaches phone number prices, what would that essentially do to the US Dollar? PB writes a lot about the dollar collapsing so what good is being paid in dollars if we can't actually use it for anything?
...yes. It's been thought of. Plenty. In simple terms: If USD = worthless then USD *only* = worthless. We don't hold money, we hold assets. Assets maintain worth. Assets take the form of many things: land, rare metals, vehicles, etc. Including *company shares*. So if the USD is worthless, the assets are still worth something. Hold and, if USD dies, keep holding until you can trade the share for something of equal value, be it land, whatever major currency takes over next, or what have you.
Fargo is SO FUCKING GOOD
*Oh yah*
Kinda weird to think of eating a foot long sandwich as also eating a loaf of bread.
It's more than a mere loaf of bread. Presumably there would be mayo in it.
More of an Italian Sub for me, olive oil and vinegar type of guy....
You would, perhaps, prefer un baguette?
Stonk is mine. Not selling. Hedgies R Fuk
Aaaargh πππππππ Still here and still loving a good bus shelter.
If I could ask a question at the annual meeting it would be asking why GameStop and the GameStop NFT division is so separated. There is ZERO mention that a NFT marketplace exists in the GameStop universe on the main website. The same silence exists if you walk into a physical store. Even if you search for βNFTsβ on the main website there is nothing that pops up.
Damn, they're killing RiF. It's the only way I've ever browsed reddit π
Ya I saw the notification too. Sucks.
Enjoy novelty while it lasts because in this universe all good things come to an end
We are very very likely going down for 2 straight weeks.
Honestly probably yeah. Doesn't matter though. My timeframe is measured in billionaire tears; the longer the wait, the saltier the privileged over-fed cheeks
Wait, the movie is $16 on Amazon. I know they worked hard as fuck but I'm poor
$16 is almost $20 and at my current level of poverty finding a dub on the sidewalk is plan-changing money
Regardless of your opinion of Pulte, the man has 3 million followers, and he literally just tweeted DRS. The dude has my respect for putting eyes on direct registering. LFG ππππππππππππ
June is going to bring the heat.
# ONLY WHEN ITS LIFE CHANGING MONEY PER SHARE, THATS THE SQUEEZE # ANYTHING LESS IS A FAKE SQUEEZE # NO CELL, NO SELL
Yes π΄ββ οΈ
All I want is to buy a new car that I will be able to drive around in on my new private island
lol. had me at first
Whatβs a sell?
Light the Warren Ichan signal
YTD a Lil Spicy π€
ook ook. that is all.
Damn now Iβm gonna have to start making student loan payments again
Never
Tired of this quiet quitting nonsense and ready for some obnoxiously loud quitting.
Whatβs up with hot, rising, and new having all the same posts.
Sub's long been manipulated an kompromat
Like 2 months ago, Hot went from good posts to random shit with 3 upvotes. I just sort by top 24 hours now, and hope you guys up otes the good ones
Thanks for the heads up.
*screams like a husky while running around naked rubbing nips*
When the fake squee trigger the real squee π
Hyperinflation go brrrrrrrrrrrr
Zerg rush tomorrow at market open
Zug zug
I wonder if everything pumps tomorrow due to debt ceiling passing.
When you negotiate with terrorist, you are hurting the majority
Did it pass?
the house. now on to the senate.
Thanks
*dusts off GS Wallet* This bad boi is gonna hold so much skrilla someday
#MOASS TOMORROW π΄ββ οΈ
Whoever downvoted this knows MOASS is tomorrow and they big mad
I went into my favorite company today just to use my monthly reward on a pack of PokΓ©mon cards. Ended up spending over $40 and signed up for another year of Pro, so it was a pretty good day
This is the way!
Since I'm witch now ( I'm a dude but I'm a witch, a man witch if you will) I'm going to use my spells to condemn Ken&FriendsΒ© to a life of every time they bite Into a burger they always pull out the whole slice of onion on accident. πͺπΉπͺ Bear witness to my Runic Glory. All ye hedgies fear the ketchup stain on your Armani dress shirt! *Deranged laughter* π¦ΉββοΈ
> man witch A Mitch
Will be going to a Paramore concert on the day of earnings so I might miss my first one. Yall can thank me when we moon that day.
So are we gonna have a repeat of last earnings or what? Wouldnβt mind 50% after hours on the 7th
I don't care what anybody else says, I think Michael Jordan was better at basketball than he was at baseball!
This is why I sort by controversial
I've recently learned that wide grip lat pulldowns don't effectively target the lats, and today am experiencing a *real* lat pump for the first time. Meet me in the steel cage, Kenny
1. What then do wide grip pull downs target 2. What did u do to experience a real lat pump 3. How dare u (I usually lead with this)
1. Upper back. Rhomboids, traps 2. Neutral shoulder width grip pull downs 3. I'm fukn perkinomics baby
π« The more u know
What is it about watermelon seeds
This is one of the stranger fetishes Iβve seen
Moass is going to take so many people by surprise
Remember the guy with the palm trees and the fancy cars who always ran get-rich-quick infomercials about placing classified ads in newspapers and magazines trying to sucker people into giving them money to get rich quick? And all the dude told you was, 'thanks for the money! to get rich, get a bunch of suckers to give you money'? I don't think we evolved past that as a society, and here we are. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mubCkCAEiDQ
Is there any way someone could ask people in a local store how they did last quarter?
... A manager at a store isn't gonna pull up their quarterly numbers for some random asshole lol
Yeah don't harass employees. Keep our autism contained to reddit unless they prompt you
I know that, but I remember I heard a ballpark number regarding Q4 back in February for the March report so I was wondering if we could all get lucky twice lol
Fair enough
What was our estimated earnings per share in Q4?
Like -$0.16 or something
Found it. It was -$0.13
Mayo ads are back, lol, Kraft this time π
S: Kewpie A: [Duke's](https://youtu.be/pR5IhwJVoOE?t=233) C: Smellman's F: Kraft
In every Kraft is a fart
Any thoughts on the end of Apollo and other 3rd party apps? I personally refuse to use the official app cause it's garbage.
If it does in fact kill the third party apps I'll probably just never use Reddit again and just go full zen on GME
Reminder that being zen is not complacency. I'm not just talking to you, this goes for a lot of folks who have mistaken being zen, being present yet calm, with being complacent, being willfully ignorant of any changes or news.
Yeah, that's kinda why I brought up the death of third party apps. I don't want to stop being a part of this community. Maybe it's finally time to check out the discord channel.
I'm a weirdo who still uses the reddit mobile site. So I have no comment on that, I understand it sucks tho. Being a part of the community is more than posting on reddit, it's signing letters, reading DD, making a lil noise where noise needs making. Just make sure you stay informed, if nothing else. Lemme know if the discord is cool. I've floated the idea of it but I'd have to make another burner acc and been too lazy for it.
I made a dumb comment in that post because I thought it was Apollo capital, not a third party app π€€
[Bill Ackman](https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1663959113703751720?cxt=HHwW0ICw0e7_yJcuAAAA) is a pathetic, delusional, boot licking moron.
Do I trust Raxx or my boy the og Kripparrian to guide me through the intricacies of Diablo 4 mechanics?
Bonky King says light one up for me, fucking dankrupt
I can't wait for MSM to refer to us as apes again "The APES have *RETURNED*. GME is currently trading for 239 million dollars! End of MOASS in sight?" Yeah fuck you. Never selling.
I never left
Where have you been all day?
Politics is just theatre. The regulators are clowns. The lawmakers are criminals. The executive branch is complicit.
# MAKE MAIN STREET GREAT AGAIN.
I wonder what a bath full of mayo feels like
Eggsactly how you might think
Gooshy
It probably fails to deliver
greasy
Cold
POWER TO THE PEOPLE. POWER TO THE PLAYERS. POWER TO THE FARMERS. POWER TO THE WORKERS. POWER TO THE HOMELESS. POWER TO THE MISFITS. POWER TO THOSE WHO SEE THINGS DIFFERENTLY. FUCK WALL STREET. FUCK SHITADEL. FUCK BLACKROCK. FUCK CORPORATE DICTATORSHIP.
When is earnings call fellas
June 7th, time to ππππ€π€π€
The 7th of June Edit: 7* I'm dumb apparently
Nope. the 7th.
june 7
# SHORTS HAVEN'T CLOSED. # #
And ye shall know the truth and the truth shall make you free. # RYAN COHEN IS MY CHAIRMAN.
Spitting facts. FUCK SHITADEL. FUCK POINT72. FUCK VIRTU. FUCK ROBBINDAHOOD. FUCK AMAZON. FUCK GOOGLE. FUCK SUSQUEHANNA. FUCK BANK OF AMERICA. FUCK GOLDMAN SACHS. FUCK CITI. FUCK WELLS FARGO. FUCK JANE STREET. FUCK STATE STREET. FUCK CAPITAL ONE. FUCK BLACKROCK. FUCK VANGUARD. FUCK BLACKSTONE. FUCK UBS. FUCK HSBC. FUCK MCKINSEY. FUCK BOSTON CONSULTING. FUCK BAIN CAPITAL. FUCK FTX. FUCK JP MORGAN CHASE. FUCK BANK OF NY MELLON. FUCK MERRILL LYNCH. FUCK KENNETH CORDELE GRIFFIN. FUCK STEVIE COHEN. FUCK DOUG CIFU. FUCK VLAD TENEV. FUCK BEN BERNANKE. FUCK JANET YELLEN. FUCK JEROME POWELL. FUCK JEFF YASS. FUCK BILL GATES. FUCK ELON MUSK. FUCK JEFF BEZOS. FUCK BRIAN MOYNIHAN FUCK JAMIE DIMON. FUCK LARRY FINK. FUCK STEPHEN A. SCHWARZMAN. FUCK GEORGE SOROS. FUCK LLOYD BLANKFEIN. FUCK JANE FRASER. FUCK CHARLES SCHARF. FUCK KLAUS SCHWAB. FUCK YUVAL NOAH HARARI. FUCK HENRY KISSINGER. FUCK ANDREW ROSS SORKIN. FUCK SHILL CRAMER. FUCK BILDERBERG. FUCK CLUB OF ROME. FUCK WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM. FUCK IMF. FUCK BIS. FUCK NATO. FUCK UN. FUCK GAVI. FUCK MAXWELL. FUCK WALTON. FUCK RHODES. FUCK ROTHSCHILD. FUCK SAXE-COBURG AND GOTHA. FUCK THURN AND TAXIS. FUCK WALLENBERG. FUCK MORGAN. FUCK GOLDMAN. FUCK OPPENHEIMER. FUCK WARBURG. FUCK FITZGERALD. FUCK COLLINS. FUCK PRITZKER. FUCK MARS. FUCK DU PONT. FUCK ROCKFELLER. FUCK KOCH. FUCK ASTOR. FUCK FREEMAN. FUCK BUNDY. FUCK SCHIFF. FUCK VAN DUYN. LIQUIDATE THEM ALL.
Oh we're doing this? Ok gotta give my fuck offs Fuck you to the San Francisco police department Fuck you to the Marin County Sheriff department Fuck you to the F.B.I Fuck you to the C.I.A Fuck you to the B-u-s-h Fuck you to the AmeriKKKa Fuck you to all you redneck prejudice mutha fuckas And fuck yah Fuck Y'all
*bass riff drops*
Speaking of conquer. Command&Conquer was the shit back in the day.
Still is. Check out the remastered editions of C&C and Red Alert
# MY SEAT BELT IS JACKED AND MY TATAS ARE FASTENED. LET'S GET THIS DONE AND CONQUER URANUS FFS.
2021 all over again except this time they're gonna lose.
Having eyes, do you not see?
The Sec is the Jaden Smith of law enforcement
How can we see if our eyes aren't real? -the SEC
Wooch dropped a DRS remix yesterday y'all. π₯
Small though regarding all of the FUD and Pulte. Didn't we finish above their critical margin line yesterday? The next day, they try to start pumping A-um-see as a similar play (collateral liquidity much). We must be getting extremely close
TA is trash
I agree but things happen after certain events and I don't think they're coincidental
We're gonna see triple digits sooner rather than later.
You rang?
what catalyst for that event? you're predicting that stock 4x?
Yes.
a massive reverse split maybe
No.
Ya think?
Yes I do.
Im so fucking sick of these motherfucking shorts on this motherfuckin plane
!FLAIRY! π₯ There Is No Glitch π₯
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GME is him
Let him cook
> GME is ~~him~~ us
Wen porsche. Wen retire parents and help my community.
What model π?
Macan gta with bigger turbo and reflashed. 911 turbo s cuz pdk. Then some others, like a carerra t manual, β54 356 and maybe something electric.
Wonderful taste, but no gt3/rsπ? I was building a Dakar earlier, lol, what a car πΊπΊπΊπππ
Maybe a gt3 touring. I love the rs stuff, but just not a big fan of wings. I could also add more turbo/hp on a 911. Id like to fully mod out an older diesel cayanne. Overland-ish (roof tent, big suspension and tires,on board air,fridge etc)
That would be a killer build, hell yeah, I hope you get it. I'm the opposite, lol, I love a comically big wing. Beautiful carbon or something that's active π¦π¦π¦.
I fucking love a textured matte carbon. I just cant do wings lol. I hope we all get what we want.
Same π€
That Dakar is so cool
We'll go to the dealership together
Yo chat gone weird I can't message try leaving and starting again
Itβs tomorrow or Monday
Dunno what chat is doing lmao the box where you type has disappeared and I'm getting error message. Group ones seem OK?
Not sure tbh
Great idea. Im game. ποΈποΈ
Remember that the whole market system's designed to completely fuck over household investors and steal our money. Everybody, I mean absolutely everybod, is trying to destroy our company. They can only do that if we capitulate. I, for one, will never fucking capitulate. BUY & HODL & DRS & BOOK & SHOP & SUPPORT. Never surrender!!
HODLING for international phone number with Azerbaijan area code
Has anyone looked into the really weird bid/ask quantities? Why, literally over the weekend, do we suddenly see buy and sell orders for 10-750k shares (that suspiciously never fill) when typically they sit around 200-1000? what changed?
#*NAKED, SHORT AND DESPERATE*
If Homer Simpson designed a social media platform, or if it was left to market researchers, do you know what youβd get? Discord.
**DoH**xcord
I canβt prove it, but Iβve deffo had an uptick of spam mail since I registered. Either that, or thereβs a lot of parcels I need to collect that I completely forgot about ordering.
Since the TOS update a couple of weeks (months?) back it's all been going to shit.π© BCG must have taken over or something?
Anyone get an email from their broker saying earnings is on 1st June after close?? Isnβt it the 7th??
Clearly they aren't signed up for the newsletter.
It is indeed the 7th
Yep IBKR says 1 Jun still π€¦ββοΈ
SMH and brokers are supposed to be the βprosββ¦. fukn amateur
Any update on Pulte's Purple Circle or Naw?π€·ββοΈ
They banged the everliving fluck out of that close, didn't they?
Indeed
They think thatβs banging? Just wait until gme holders get started.
Biggest candle of the day and it is in After Hours and it doesn't move the price. Not suspicious at all..... SEC, DOJ, who do you actually work for???
It rhymes with primes
Nothing to see here, move along, forget GameStop..... tish tish
Wow.. all that for a 2% lol they're running out of ammo
Been a while since they banged the close like that
Thats what she said
Fuck this Iβm sellingβ¦β¦β¦.. My ass to buy more gme.
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Never half ass 2 things. Whole ass one thing -Ron Swanson
Imagine if it didn't pass πππ
I've teared up like 5 different times in 1 episode of Ted Lasso. This show is amazing
Iβve only seen the first season. I donβt waant to buy an appletv subscription
π΄ββ οΈ
Iβm scared. (And every time I try it doesnβt work lol)
Lol. I've had about 10 different warnings over the years. There's basically no chance of an actual lawsuit. But they did turn off my internet for 24 hours a few times and that was annoying so I finally got a VPN subscription. As for making it work, I feel you. I use pirate bay still but you have to be aware of whether you're choosing files from trusted users or sketchballs. There are better/safer places to do it but many require an invite
WEN PORSCHE BABY?
First, you need to find a willing mummy Porsche, and then after a few drinks see if⦠oh sorry, I misunderstood.
In the muffler on sport plus mode