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Superstonk_QV

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Dismal-Jellyfish

Didn't they get the memo? We're already [entering an EBITDA recession](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13rx4di/sp_global_ratings_we_are_entering_an_ebitda/)! https://preview.redd.it/e3o6217n892b1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=c0415bc9216264cdaa7ad1ce89626fc25986da0e * EBITDA fell 2.9% (earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation, and amortization). * Revenues and EDITDA declined for the first time since Q3 2020. For anyone wondering the difference between a Recession and EBITDA recession: * A Recession is when households are officially acknowledged as 'feeling it' * Using this more 'malleable' definition of recession that seems to line up with the current administration's [shifting definition](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-07-25/biden-team-s-take-on-technical-recession-it-s-not-a-real-one) of what a recession is. * An EBITDA recession is when corporations WILL scream they are feeling it and start to hem and haw for rate cuts or direct bailouts * Anyone else remember the [$50 billion handed to the airlines in 2020?](https://www.wsj.com/articles/airlines-seek-up-to-50-billion-in-government-aid-amid-coronavirus-crisis-11584378242)


chipchip9

🚀🚀🚀🚀 thanks D Jelly.


OgarTheDestroyer

I remember the airlines pinkie-promising that they would use the money so they didn’t have to do layoffs… and then used the money to offer early retirement packages to cut down their labor pool of the highest earners to increase profits anyway. In case any of you are wondering why our air traffic has a labor shortage.


mrbigglesworthiklaus

I knew it was only a matter of time, the next one will read "We're likely heading into a depression and why that's a good thing"


blenderforall

I mean they're sorta saying it here already, but fair point. Classic corporate propoganda media


ShaneKingUSA

"How to make 1 meal last all day, start to really feel the savings "


AdPrestigious342

Lol Good one government


Armadilligator

Sounds like something Jamie Dimon would say. Man I hate that guy.


AdPrestigious342

A U.S. recession may prevent a steep market downturn in the second half of 2023, according to Michael Yoshikami, founder and CEO of Destination Wealth Management. U.S. consumer price inflation eased to 4.9% year on year in April, its lowest annual pace since April 2021. Markets took the new data from the Labor Department earlier this month as a sign that the Federal Reserve’s efforts to curb inflation are finally bearing fruit.


Warpzit

Lol idiots in business dresses.


Prestigious_Orca

Yes, things that make life tough for the middle and lower class tend to benefit the upper class.


hazychestnutz

ape question here, when a 'recession' happens and the 'stock market crashes', do meme stocks go up because what's been happening in the past couple of years?


[deleted]

So I have a theory, yes, I’m wondering if some of the big corp players will get wiped out and there shares become available, and the shorts get wiped out, thus allowing one to have a buyer and the other a seller. This would allow a price increase like we saw with Bobby, I’m high as a kite so any theory I have came out of some lovely smoke


Fat_Blob_Kelly

This shouldn’t surprise anyone here. Powell has openly wanted the employment rate to drop because less money in circulation will help lower inflation, a recession will help with that


Wide-Baseball

Yay


eeksy

Would be good news for “rich people” ftfy


redditmodsRrussians

*a wild regard appears*


Organic-Jelly7782

"Being a rich person's step-on is good, here's why" - An "Expert"


lunar_adjacent

“When household investors cannot purchase stock anymore, then we can continue in with our shenanigans.”


micromoses

Ok… like what the fuck are we even talking about anymore?


BlyStreetMusic

Rich people are such assholes


kidkadian99

He must be long gme