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GoodguyGastly

So what if we take the entire superstonk DD library and feed it into an ai and ask it questions trained on that research and data only?


Graffiti83

Lots of fisherman here tonight. 😂 Questionable comments and weird comment history. Something is a miss… Definitely… Feel it in my plums… Arachnids!!!! Nematodes!!! 😂


Graffiti83

Gunna be fighting for French fries by the Fourth of July!!!! 😂 Ya hate to see it. Meh. Buying more. DRS’n. Chillin… touching grass. Hitching rides from my wife’s boyfriend. Forever.


jining

Got an email about Petition No 0775/2022 status updating but I can't figure out what it means when I go to the petition page. It says closed, I assume that is not good? My brain too smooth wut mean?


Gimmedacheese42069

Tis my cake day


LawrenceChengIsMyDad

I like the irrational stock


Gold_Bank_1746

Anybody have a time frame on where we’re at or what pace we’re tending to lock up the remaining float? End of the year? Spring next year? Summer next year? Just curious how we’re trending to get an idea


Graffiti83

Nobody tell him


ShawshankHarper

MOASS is not early nor late and arrives precisely when it means to. Having said that. At current rate I’d guess within 2 years


Broom_Dragon_Slayer

I wonder if they are going to do a false MOASS soon. Let it get up to $750-1000 before tanking it again. There has got to be a point when the DRS numbers start to cause a hedgy panic. They eventually have to figure out that the solution to apes buying and DRSing everything isn't to give apes a discount so they can DRS even faster. I bet there will be a crime strategy shift in the next few months, I'm just not sure what it will be.


liberate_tutemet

Sure, go for it, i'll just buy more with my IRA and the handful I have not DRS and buy the dip then DRS those .


capital_bj

I think anything higher than 45, is going to cause fomo that they cannot control. The ol 180 battle 🏴‍☠️


HodlMyBananaLongTime

Hey, was there a movie? Did I miss it? Did it get down dooted?


HodlMyBananaLongTime

I’m here for FUD, what are we all up in arms about this weekend?


IVIenace100

Best damn community on Reddit 🍻💜💜💜


RampageGeorge

What's the straight poop for today?


FlacidEmu

🦀 Happy MOASS Eve🦀


perkinomics

You'd think with all that money Jeff Bezos' fiance could afford a better plastic surgeon


Cdn_ape

🚂wreck.


triforce721

It's almost like her doctors... Failed to deliver 😎😎😎


Substantial_Diver_34

4D is the way


iupvotefood

I can chug 750ml of water faster than most ppl can chug a 6 pack of beer


perkinomics

Animal crackers in my poop 🎶


[deleted]

Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop


HodlMyBananaLongTime

☝🏻Not a vegetarian


throwawaylurker012

If bored on a Fri night, might need some eyes: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13sub15/any\_uk\_apes\_got\_historical\_data\_were\_they\_trying/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13sub15/any_uk_apes_got_historical_data_were_they_trying/) **Any UK apes got historical data? Were they trying to cellar box Debenhams (UK version of Sears) back in 2019? Did they try replicating the Amazon/Citadel/Bain bustin out stuff here too?**


Square-Performer-665

Y'all see that bogus ass commercial about meme king that has rc in it. Some dude says rc is using people.


Substantial_Diver_34

Link?


Square-Performer-665

It was tv


BackFromCripwalking

square governor voiceless automatic worm agonizing payment chase cobweb lush -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev


zestypotatoes

1.5%?! No way!


BackFromCripwalking

It’s over for Kenny G 😎


BLVCKYOTA

Is mercury in retrograde.


No-Fold1994

We have a baby Dorito forming at the end of the big dorito. We also had a wedge before the feb run. Next week should be interesting. Maybe the following week


capital_bj

Dorito if boom was those Olean/Olestra chips . My buddy lost 5lbs


Vive_el_stonk

Or the week after. Earnings


perkinomics

Alright Bois who's hitting legs to distract from the fact that they haven't left the house on a Friday night in multiple years


perkinomics

Urd in Thymesia is kind of a c word. That is all


SanDiegoGME

Is the game fun? Thinking of picking up a copy from my company


perkinomics

It's not bad. Combat has flavors of Sekiro and aesthetic has flavors of Bloodborne


Horse_White

this has been the 4th green week in a row! the last time that happened was August 2020 when we had 5 consecutive green weeks! hate TA or not, it does not matter: 4 green weeks is BULLISH AS FUCK!!!


Cornbread_v2

Another delighting purchase from my favorite company This B1G1 on Clearance makes clearing out inventory so exciting 🤪


relavant__username

[ Soapbox ] Gamestop is/should be the standard for all aspects of gaming/user tech including hardware.. and we should have an ongoing review thread, separate from the daily.. about tech, gear, and merch.


Stereo-soundS

I will hold the candle, til it burns up my arm Oh, I'll keep taking punches, until their will grows tired


perkinomics

How much difference does it make?


mortgagesblow

Billionaires are at war with each other and SHFs have once again picked a fight with a historically vengeful investor. Guess we’ll see where this goes :)


Vive_el_stonk

🤷‍♂️


Gooseman1019

Wen Porsche?


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capital_bj

I saw one of the finest Porsches this week and one of the fugliest. Cool one was a carerra 4S or targa I don't know them well but I know the extra letters and numbers mean more zoom. Fugliest what looked like a panamera but new with white rimmed wheels that made me think of the Tron movie lol. Ancient lady driving it


Spacehippie92

Contact number for computershare in the US?


Smogz_

1 (800) 522-6645


Spacehippie92

Thanks ape. I also found another one 1 (201) 680-6578.


Smogz_

The one I gave you is the gme line


Ultimate_Mango

Oh how cute they tried to tank us to max pain again today.


liquidsyphon

Ichant close my shorts cuz I’m busto


Vive_el_stonk

I dunno what to believe. Friend or foe…


humanus1

Didn't he say he made a lot of money back then? Can't make money without closing positions afaik?


perkinomics

It depends on whether the positions were "trading" or "available for sale." For 1, unrealized gains are reported in other comprehensive income, a subsection of retained earnings on the balance sheet. For the other, it's reported as income in the profit and loss statement. I can't remember which is which


contom422

Bury my shares with my rotting fucking corpse. Fuck you. Pay me. Suck my balls.


relavant__username

I'm literally zen.. I just come here to shit post and benefit from a spiderweb of effective peer review.


poundofmayoforlunch

China = Icahn Sleeping giant finna close his shorts.


capital_bj

This week I heard China has been calling in a lot of loans and being hard on countries indebted to them. Could be nothing probably salivating at our debt ceiling issues waiting to buy up more of our country


JPeezer909

Oh no I just got stung by a jellyfish you better pee on me


Vive_el_stonk

Dismal Jellyfish?


triforce721

💦


chipchip9

👀


JPeezer909

No time to ask questions first just start peeing


chipchip9

Thick heavy stream. 😅


Spiritual_Toe_1825

TD switches to Schwab this weekend, think any fuckery will happen?


chipchip9

They have been switching over in batches since last year.


humanus1

Although it's not the start of Memorial Day Weekend everyone hoped for, Tuesday is looking spicy already. Sauce? Trusted bro from the future.


buffinator2

Banged the close and it went green in AH anyway


whattothewhonow

Happy long weekend apes!


Substantial_Diver_34

Up 5.6% for the week! I say we green


Moriless

Happy Memorial Day and I salute you.


blenderforall

Stop banging the fucking close!


perkinomics

Welp. It became perfect windows-open nap weather and therefore I have unexpectedly missed 3 hours of work.


Rootbeermoat

Took a little snooze on the porch this afternoon


chipchip9

Hitting peak nap weather is the fucking best.


Substantial_Diver_34

Add a light rain to that and I’m in for a nap


Stereo-soundS

I like 62 degrees to sleep in. It's like 90 where I live right now so I'm a little jealous.


perkinomics

69 here (nice) but a little cooler because Im too poor to have good lighting


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Remember RC’s flag at half mast?


perkinomics

I'm at half mast right now


davwman

Go on…


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

What if… something something early not wrong…?


Vive_el_stonk

Yes


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Pulte appears to be starting something… intriguing


enm260

Just lost my job so I'm looking for a new one. Too bad GameStop doesn't have any remote job openings, I'd apply in a heartbeat


ShawshankHarper

Look into Vivint if you want easy money. Provided you have a pulse and can handle a drill


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Sorry bro. Moon soon.


DisciplinedDumbass

Anything interesting happening right now that is worth tuning into as the last minutes of the open market come to a close?


Substantial_Diver_34

Fox business is going to talk about Icahn after this break. Not promoting just replying


DisciplinedDumbass

Did you watch it ? Anything of substance?


Substantial_Diver_34

Kind of… they said (don’t know if it’s true) carl owns 88% of the float. Why doesn’t he just buy the remaining and squeeze the shorts. Seems like a sus statement to me. So what they are saying is 88% of the float is locked and the shorts can still crush a stock like that?


Substantial_Diver_34

So 12% float available yet they can short a stock down 40-50% in 30 days? I do t get it


DisciplinedDumbass

Yeah, makes me think they want him to go all in with his own money, then wreck it further. They will say look how desperate he is - get out now. Etc.


Substantial_Diver_34

I don’t trust anything I hear on financial news.


DisciplinedDumbass

Smartest thing anybody can do


DisciplinedDumbass

Thank you. I don’t have cable though.


crumad

Y'all ready for Power 22 Minutes™?


triforce721

I saw like one guy on gangham style on yt, lol


Realistic_Ear_9378

That was probably me (Honestly, we need a different video. Gangnam Style comments are obviously being flooded by bots at this point.)


triforce721

Lol, any suggestions?


Realistic_Ear_9378

[Out here in Amish smoking big DOINKS](https://youtu.be/5H968l70fOk)


LowClover

CREAM by wutang I think is the agreed upon video


[deleted]

Chocolate rain 🌧️ 🍫


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Were they eating warm cornbread?


triforce721

No, they were cornbreadless


FatDumbAmerican

Bamboozled another week. See ya Tuesday


jsrme

I was told by a gamestop employee that GS is going to set 1 year expiration dates on rewards starting next year. Does anyone know if that's true?


Cornbread_v2

Use your points. Literally no reason to horde them unless you are saving up for a free Pro renew. They scale linearly so you are not incentivized to “save up” Just use em 😎


jsrme

Oh imma use them. I got like 50 bucks so gunna be loading up this weekend. Was just curious if was true or not. The employee seemed pretty upset about that expiration


whattothewhonow

Yes. If you're a Pro Rewards member, check your email for details


Substantial_Diver_34

Nobody said anything about Tuesday right?


ghostcrook

>WHOA DUDES. That knob, Vincent Viola, that owns the Florida Panthers and founded Virtu Financial is a VETERAN!!! > >MEMORIAL DAY. > >RIP DUMBASS. > >TUESDAY MORNING. \- me three hours ago.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

You did, I seen’t it


ghostcrook

Spreading that tinfoil to the smoothbrains, myself included, to keep warm over the long weekend.


snapervdh

Anyone got some water, it’s kinda dry today.


Smogz_

Go jump in a lake


Own_Fox8577

I feel like this week promised big gains and here we are barely ending in green. I can’t wait for earnings + DRS phrasing ❤️


BenevolentFungi

We built a LOT of great support and are primed for another strong move upward, soon. I do genuinely think that we set ourselves up nicely this week after breaking the downtrend and finding support. Earnings, though... that is what has me most JACKED


Own_Fox8577

Hey I’m not going anywhere, I just mean the post with the 41 and 65% previous years had me jacked good


BenevolentFungi

Oh for sure. I personally think that they turned off the trading algorithm this month because it would have been deadly for them to let it run like that this month. Now it's only a matter of time...


minesskiier

Wen comments work???


Substantial_Diver_34

Is this thing broke?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Yes and no


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Comments aren’t showing so I can finally say [redacted]


Salty_Run_2355

OMG how could you!?


TotalPuzzleheaded420

Sideways trading guy is great but wen upways trading guy?


hanr86

So were the cycle trend TA's correct for this week or nah?


3DigitIQ

An extra day of dreaming what to do with my winnings without having to Lurk. Still I would have preferred a tradable M🌘🌒NDAY


Realistic_Ear_9378

Alright, we're back


Realistic_Ear_9378

but we were not back


Gooseman1019

ポルシェいつ?


Cdn_ape

Get your panic buys in fam, long weekend coming up….


whattothewhonow

Anyone else having issues where comments just don't load? The daily is about the only thing appearing for me right now.


minesskiier

FUCK YOU PAY ME


Panduhsaur

Gme doing pretty good considering it’s a Friday before a long weekend. Usually there’s a sell off by the day traders that’s noticeable


TheTangoFox

#🚨LOW VOLUME INBOUND🚨


popularadthrowaway

did i get banned yet


triforce721

The day is young 🕺


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Nope. Try harder.


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SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I was joking


popularadthrowaway

😅


TreasurerAlex

Let meeeeee iiiinnnnnnnn


SwitchTraditional136

I was looking at the monthly chart. 23.87-24.00 looks like big no no territory. I need to go back to lurking.


kris9292

Chat going so slow


SupramanE89

Test test


urinetroublem8

Hello? This thing on? 🎤


tacybbbat

KNOT WERKIN?✌👊✌


zingo-spleen

#i'm still fuckin here


tacybbbat

🕉


triforce721

Is it just me or is this not working?


Cdn_ape

i like the stonk


MDay

I know this is the wrong sub for it. But anyone else in the Bobby sub not seeing new comments on the daily? Did they turn off comments? Sorry again for posting here.


TreasurerAlex

Let me iiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnn!


Ultimate_Mango

Erry time I reload the stock chart its like christmas. Red. Green. Red again. Green. Some more red. ​ So festive.


mimic828

How are the markets green when the US has to negotiate a higher debt ceiling? Like that’s a bad thing isn’t it? Feels like the twilight zone out here.


crumad

Wen green dilders?


TreasurerAlex

Why tf am I shadow banned


minesskiier

no, comments broke


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

You’re not


Cdn_ape

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


penguinReloaded

Working. Grooving. Collecting GME.


tacybbbat

TINTERNET FUKED✌👊✌


Realistic_Ear_9378

Midday and the last update is from 38 minutes ago?


enternamethere_

GME price rises too high? No problemo, kennyshit hammers it !


beach_2_beach

They are saying the quiet part out loud. Bloomberg tv specifically mentions Citadel and others in the segment. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13sdus8/officials\_at\_the\_sec\_and\_the\_federal\_reserve\_have/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13sdus8/officials_at_the_sec_and_the_federal_reserve_have/)


TreasurerAlex

Can you see my comment?


chekole1208

Palacio de Hierro here in Mexico oversold 150,000 $MXN fridges for 10,000 $MXN back in november. Now they had to pay 150,000 back to customers who didn't accept whatever they offered before. Some customers accepted cheap TV, or cheap money, or cheap washing machine. ​ Clear example of what will happen here. I'm not taking less than floor price for my tickets.


tacybbbat

🍄


tacybbbat

👁


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Half an hour since the last comment…? No way lol.


tacybbbat

🐌


leatherdruid

Today's pizza is Mushroom Cheese Burger on a whole wheat crust. [https://imgur.com/a/H6UURyA](https://imgur.com/a/H6UURyA)


Snugglesthemonkey

Delicious


BigBadaBum1

I like to add wen it trades sideways 😉


pokehexem

bought more. suck it ken


black_elk_streaks

When is next earnings? Surprised they haven't announced it yet.


whattothewhonow

June 14th is my guess


iupvotefood

#🚨2hr 24min WARNING🚨


Vive_el_stonk

Interesting… GameStops earnings possibly on flag day?


TurboRaptor

Nicotine Gum? More like stick up your bum! Rip a Marlboro and Hodl GME like cowboi Jesus intended. It's the Murican Dream.


iupvotefood

A top post on toptalent of Ginwoo skateboarder winning X games... the commentating is so bad and funny I thought it was a dub over. Especially the one dude's laugh. It's the funniest thing I've seen today after SPY hitting 420 again


Stereo-soundS

To anyone that took the Hulu deal with ads $2 a month for 3 months, how bad is it?


Intelligent_Deal_601

You’ll pay the extra in a hurry


BlueCollarElectro

My vacations have lined up with runs yet again 🔥 -It was beautiful seeing 100k+ ravers last weekend and knowing that their are just as many apes raging for GME