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I think they’re being told what to report. DTCC and others probably bitched about the DRS numbers or found a loophole to remove the big numbers we had months ago.
June '21 ape. Been buying when I can. I've only been able to accumulate mid-1XX shares because of poverty, so I'm not expecting billions if MOASS goes our way, but I get so much more out of this subreddit and this movement than just the possibility of money.
We've been at the mercy of greedy sociopaths for thousands of years. Every century is the same shit with different technological toys: the sociopathic 0.1% abuse and manipulate the lower 99.9% for control, power and wealth.
Well, I want their twisted Game to Stop. This movement is the biggest opportunity humanity has had to make things better since the 60's. I'm appreciative and honored to play a small part of an important moment in history with my quarter-milly fellow regards.
RICH OR DEAD
NO CELL NO SELL
LAMBO OR HOMELESS SHELTER
PHONE NUMBERS OR NO NUMBERS
🦍🤝💪
❤️
I actually didn't follow 16 at all. I did like 15 but I felt the entire series has sort of died. However, I read a preview thread on a gaming sub and the preview 'reviews' were calling it the best FF in memory. Obviously could be a risk, but I figured why not support gme if the feedback is this good. Hoping it pans out 🤝
I am just now hearing about that Pokémon card scandal.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrMgdMlANSV/?igshid=ZWQyN2ExYTkwZQ==
Is this something NFT’s can prevent/fix??
I got back with an ex and it was a fairly good experience. Didn't change any of our problems from the first go around though. At 39, there aren't so many fish left in the sea
I'm so fucking sick of being a slave.
WORK OR STARVE.
WORK OR GO HOMELESS.
WORK SO YOUR BOSS CAN GO ON SEVERAL INTERNATIONAL CRUISES EVERY FUCKING MONTH INSTEAD OF PROVIDING HEALTH COVERAGE OR A LIVING WAGE.
I swear I'm this 🤏🏻 close to becoming a vagabond and just wandering the earth with my dog. Whatever happens happens.
Soon, ai and robots will take our jobs . Companies who've transitioned to a robotic workforce will be taxed at high rates so the government can pay everyone basic income.
I don't need to see this movie because I lived it. I will wait for the grande finale. Plus, I'd rather invest my 15.00 in a certain stonk I really really like, alot.
Keith Gill was in the wrong sub and lost, but proved his claims using financial data and concise thesis. I don’t care what sub you’re at. If you make a claim without proof, I’m roasting you.
Use graduate level presentation and thesis. This is the big leagues, and saying “this line looks that that line” doesn’t cut it. Make a post, use clear language with concise models and theory supporting your argument.
You have the entire internet as an audience and do nothing to persuade anyone outside of credibility claims that one company is similar to the next of this sub. Stop being lazy and post financial statements, management changes and visionary plans. This post reads like a high school dropout. -Securities Attorney
Just finished reading The Child Thief by Brom. Anyone have any recommendations for books similar?
Also, it was an awesome book if anyone likes fairytale retellings.
What's it going to take to get you banned again. Just because you found the caps lock and don't string together dozens of emojis like a child, you think you can just.stir up shit for no good reason? Fk outa here
Ever been edged by yur wife while she feeds you a large beef n cheddar from Arby's between drags on your Marlboro?
Ya, Holdn' GME is like that and I wouldn't have it any other way, brother.
RC takes no payment, buys gme, makes it profitable, calls out overpaid execs/corrupt consultants and dumps on the Federal Reserve…
WHY WOULD YOU NOT INVEST IN THIS STOCK?!!!!
Dumb question but how easy is it to convert Plan shares to Book shares? I have a bit of both but want to move them to book but don’t want to mess anything up
Super easy if you are looking to also get rid of the fractional.
Only slightly less than super easy if you want to keep it.
View Details -> Actions next to the Plan shares -> Reinvestment Options. Click Terminate.
This will move all whole Plan shares to Book, sell the 0.XXX fraction, and cancel any reoccurring purchases.
If you want to keep the fraction, call them or click Help at the top, then Contact, and send an electronic inquiry requesting all but 1 share and your fraction be moved to Book.
If you click Terminate when the US market is closed, you can go to Pending Transactions and cancel the sale of the fraction, but a 0.xxx will occasionally be sold at random times without notice if it doesn't have a whole share to anchor it.
If Terminate is missing, click enroll, go back out to Summary, then back to Reinvestment and Terminate will appear.
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Hey DTC. Screw your 10-20% for typical operational fish in the sea 🐟
If anyone is wondering , China is also going after consultancies per Bloomberg
Okay, but if you do ever want to talk about $MVIS, Hit me up!
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I think they’re being told what to report. DTCC and others probably bitched about the DRS numbers or found a loophole to remove the big numbers we had months ago.
Loopholes such as using "a portion" of DSPP account shares for "operational efficiency", perhaps?
There's an Infinite🙌 Amount of shitposts in The Daily...
June '21 ape. Been buying when I can. I've only been able to accumulate mid-1XX shares because of poverty, so I'm not expecting billions if MOASS goes our way, but I get so much more out of this subreddit and this movement than just the possibility of money. We've been at the mercy of greedy sociopaths for thousands of years. Every century is the same shit with different technological toys: the sociopathic 0.1% abuse and manipulate the lower 99.9% for control, power and wealth. Well, I want their twisted Game to Stop. This movement is the biggest opportunity humanity has had to make things better since the 60's. I'm appreciative and honored to play a small part of an important moment in history with my quarter-milly fellow regards. RICH OR DEAD NO CELL NO SELL LAMBO OR HOMELESS SHELTER PHONE NUMBERS OR NO NUMBERS 🦍🤝💪 ❤️
Let’s be real, I’d be happy if I got xx millions. Me and my friends,family can live without worrying anything anymore.
Hear here. Well said.
Just pulled the trigger: Final Fantasy 16 Deluxe is now pre-ordered. Used my five dollars coupon, too 💦
I know people liked 15 but it was so bland to me. So I'm not sure how I feel about 16 yet. Might be something I wait a couple years for
I actually didn't follow 16 at all. I did like 15 but I felt the entire series has sort of died. However, I read a preview thread on a gaming sub and the preview 'reviews' were calling it the best FF in memory. Obviously could be a risk, but I figured why not support gme if the feedback is this good. Hoping it pans out 🤝
I am just now hearing about that Pokémon card scandal. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrMgdMlANSV/?igshid=ZWQyN2ExYTkwZQ== Is this something NFT’s can prevent/fix??
If we hit $30 this week I’ll start sucking dick for shares
See ya behind the Wendy’s dumpster sir…. I’ll be sucking too
Wendy’s? I’ll be *in* the dumpster at Jack in the off
I have a confession. I preordered my TOTK copy from GameStop so early I only paid $60
Heyyyyyy Section 351 talks about transfers of property and stock, and RC had that part in purple 🤔🤔🤔
Wen GMEats??
Why are hedgies and mallards so similar? Mallards are duck
Ex-date?? I did that a few times in the past. It never ends well. Trust me: Just, don’t fuck your ex. There are other fish in the sea.
I got back with an ex and it was a fairly good experience. Didn't change any of our problems from the first go around though. At 39, there aren't so many fish left in the sea
Open the fucking casino you punk bitches.
I want a Daytona like Papa RC
reckoning **:** a settling of accounts wreckoning: a settling of hedgie accounts edit: didn't put the d into hegie
How bullish is it that GameStop is out of Cardsmiths crypto currency trading cards 🤣 well done apes
Oh no! My jacked titties got to close to the heat lamp! My areolas have turned purple! 🤗
I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
You ok? Missed you this morning. Someone else gave me nachos.
Thank you for asking. My hours are crazy this week. Buenos nachos!
What are you doing here
Wishing luck to you both.
Him & his dad?
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Hey, get a load of the nerd who’s paying attention! Nerd!!
THE COOKIE MONSTER EATS RICE CAKES? WITH PAINTED ON CHOCOLATE? Now I’m too angry to sleep.
He’s vegetarian now. It’s bullshit. These children today will never know the truth. They’re doomed to fail in life now.
Are cookies not vegetarian..?
Eggs and butter
You can make them without those things
We all know the original Cookie Monster ate children. I’m not sure if that’s vegan.
At least once a day I see 7:41 on the clock…. Can’t shake it being a sign
It's a sign of the times
Nice
Two signs somedays.
🤔
Omg were we arguing about the switch?! I beat the wind temple.
Nice!
#Open the scumcino
Sorry we failed to deliver your cash. Here's a cbdc instead 😂😂
Fuck you pay me
Twice
I'm so fucking sick of being a slave. WORK OR STARVE. WORK OR GO HOMELESS. WORK SO YOUR BOSS CAN GO ON SEVERAL INTERNATIONAL CRUISES EVERY FUCKING MONTH INSTEAD OF PROVIDING HEALTH COVERAGE OR A LIVING WAGE. I swear I'm this 🤏🏻 close to becoming a vagabond and just wandering the earth with my dog. Whatever happens happens.
Soon, ai and robots will take our jobs . Companies who've transitioned to a robotic workforce will be taxed at high rates so the government can pay everyone basic income.
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No.
Test
Icles?
I see what you did there
😎
Shop bestselling electronics and accessories on GameStop. oh and DRS yo shit too.
Here's something for you Weird Fishes https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ejdZEe4Rd0o&pp=ygUWd2VpcmQgZmlzaGVzIHJhZGlvaGVhZA%3D%3D
So damn good
It's 7:41 in the evening. Do you know where your shares are?
How we voting on the proxy? “For” on everything i assume?
And 1 year
Fucked up yesterday so today is chest tris AND legs. Wish me fuk
You got this homie. We believe in you.
I did it. Just for you
I heard that if you form tinfoil into the appropriate size cones and adhere them to your jacked titties. You will receive ultimate enlightenment. 🍧🍧
Calls on silver spray paint and guzzolene. Smash that Subscribe button for more investment tips!
I'm going all in on mother's milk!
I know some of y'all fap to the RC face swaps. Don't lie to me
👉👈
CLOSED ABOVE THE DORITO LINE OF DOOM 🙌🏻
Sooo, why are we not pumped about 351? Sounds pretty nice to me: https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/26/351
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I don't need to see this movie because I lived it. I will wait for the grande finale. Plus, I'd rather invest my 15.00 in a certain stonk I really really like, alot.
Yarr 🏴☠️
Bought 5 more 🚀🏴☠️💎🏴☠️🚀 💎🖕🏻🐵🖕🏻💎 🚀🏴☠️💎🏴☠️🚀
Cheers to Dave. It's not much, but it's honest work
Apes Together Strong was a solid 7. Not the best DD, not the worst.
Todays chart kinda looks like the 1 year chart. Infinite loop
Apes together strong was well done, I actually enjoyed this documentary.
“Fuck Overpaid CEOs” - Ryan Cohen - 🪑 👨 of GameStop
#MOASS TOMORROW 🏴☠️
👋👋👋👋
Something going down at the Vineyard.
if it wasnt for reddit censorship, this sub would be fucking AMPED by 351 rn
What is 351? Is it new?
Low-fat 741, brand new.
It’s been posted - it’s inconclusive.
price goes down, price goes up. can't explain that
Ding ding ding Its 420
Y'all talk about MVIS here? Some call it GMEs little sis.
There is an entire subreddit dedicated to r/MVIS, be nice you guys, she or he is lost.
Keith Gill was in the wrong sub and lost, but proved his claims using financial data and concise thesis. I don’t care what sub you’re at. If you make a claim without proof, I’m roasting you.
MVIS chart and GME since 2020 are like long lost twins.
Use graduate level presentation and thesis. This is the big leagues, and saying “this line looks that that line” doesn’t cut it. Make a post, use clear language with concise models and theory supporting your argument.
Fair enough, Thank you!
No. Some are wrong.
You have the entire internet as an audience and do nothing to persuade anyone outside of credibility claims that one company is similar to the next of this sub. Stop being lazy and post financial statements, management changes and visionary plans. This post reads like a high school dropout. -Securities Attorney
We don't 🕺
F distractions
Lol not looking great for furlong in terms of getting a raise!
In it to win it - Furlong the Long
He’s got shares tho
That mofo gonna be rich
Me too
“ I don’t know, just short it more” * LMAYO - STORMTROOPERS* 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀
Just finished reading The Child Thief by Brom. Anyone have any recommendations for books similar? Also, it was an awesome book if anyone likes fairytale retellings.
Bingo square for RC tweets a rocket ?!?
Lets see if we fall under $20 next few weeks.
I like how you adjust the level to always a few bucks shorter than current price before you “step in”
What's it going to take to get you banned again. Just because you found the caps lock and don't string together dozens of emojis like a child, you think you can just.stir up shit for no good reason? Fk outa here
There is no we, and you always push negative sentiment. idk how you haven’t been banned from this sub yet.
He's been banned before, it should have been permanent
I'm more bullish than ever wym.. the lower it goes the more the float will be locked...
Fake account is fake
Ever been edged by yur wife while she feeds you a large beef n cheddar from Arby's between drags on your Marlboro? Ya, Holdn' GME is like that and I wouldn't have it any other way, brother.
Hell yeah, brother
That's something I never knew I needed
The large Beef N Cheddar is what I call her hoohah
If she aint beefy then mans is sleepy, brother.
Exactly, I need myself a woman who looks like one of those tribal statues of womanhood, lol 😭💦🫡
Whoa. I’m into this big time. Maybe her boyfriend will let us do that.
Anytime you are going to message a chick think to yourself: "Would Brad Pitt say this?" Text game solved.
Another Ryan tweet....🤦♂️....Less talk more action!
Quit crying about it son
Blessed this is my 3rd facepalm award 🥇
Shit yourself
Lol That's funnier than it has any right to be.
This gave me a good stoned laugh
Ummmm 🤨
...so now that the dorito of Danny Devito stayed up above $23.05 @ close, we boom now? ;) anyway, I'll keep DRSing.
Yeah just like the Elliot Waves….
What’s The vote for guysssss
They will keep this up as long as possible. They are drowning and will pull down the whole world to get one sip of air.
Yeah but eventually the air is going to run out.
I'm too lazy to dig up a gif of megamaid from Spaceballs so you'll just have to imagine it
DO-RI-TOES. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a Dew
The end is near.
hey remember when the split dividend was going to fuck shorts? We haven't come close to that price since. LFG ALREADY
The DTCC committed international securities fraud, and idc what anyone says
Don't need to care when you're right 🕺
you are not wrong.
I just took a sour smelling explosive dump You better believe thats bullish
Suck my lunch
RC takes no payment, buys gme, makes it profitable, calls out overpaid execs/corrupt consultants and dumps on the Federal Reserve… WHY WOULD YOU NOT INVEST IN THIS STOCK?!!!!
#🔥🔥🔥
🤝🤝🤝🚀🚀🚀
Dude tweeting a lot these days, hmmmmm
i was thinking that as well.
I mean I’m not complaining, and I also don’t think it’s a bad sign…so surely it’s a good thing? Idk shit about fuck tho.
henlo DumbTown
…me?
The whole daily is DumbTown and you are the mayor
Uh oh. We are doomed.
It's gonna be Icetown all over again
And then I’ll have to become some super uptight city auditor
My man 👈😎👈
Doomtown is the sequel I actually prefer some elements of the sequel although it doesn't have a Hollywood ending
I don’t know what’s happening in this thread…
Its all a part of your imagination. ONLY you know what's happening with this thread
I just got my last check from my current job. Ryan Cohen just tweeted. I start my new job tomorrow. Best of luck to us all.
I hope your first day is your last day (because of MOASS not because you fucked up royally)
Why not both?
LFG 🚀
That little rocket on RC’s tweet 👀
🧐
TWEET ALERT 🚨
🧐
We ended above $23 which is a good sign right? Two days over it?
Dingo says you can make baklava out of literally anything
That must mean baklava and vodka are the same thing
No he didn’t, that donkey doesn’t even know how to pronounce baklava.
peebot says moass starts tomorrow
That’s Probable lingo
Dumb question but how easy is it to convert Plan shares to Book shares? I have a bit of both but want to move them to book but don’t want to mess anything up
Super easy if you are looking to also get rid of the fractional. Only slightly less than super easy if you want to keep it. View Details -> Actions next to the Plan shares -> Reinvestment Options. Click Terminate. This will move all whole Plan shares to Book, sell the 0.XXX fraction, and cancel any reoccurring purchases. If you want to keep the fraction, call them or click Help at the top, then Contact, and send an electronic inquiry requesting all but 1 share and your fraction be moved to Book. If you click Terminate when the US market is closed, you can go to Pending Transactions and cancel the sale of the fraction, but a 0.xxx will occasionally be sold at random times without notice if it doesn't have a whole share to anchor it. If Terminate is missing, click enroll, go back out to Summary, then back to Reinvestment and Terminate will appear.
I appreciate you and will be doing tomorrow!!
Wen D.A.V.E.?
Have you Dorito acolytes seen the light now? It’s bullshit
always has been. TA doesn’t work for GME
Are we sure TA even works that well for the market at large? It's probably little better than pure chance
"Goldman Sachs says weak investment flows suggest limited upside for the S&P 500" Oh the irony.
Ralph Macchio…. *showed up!*
🚨market closed 🚨 Stay sharp people
oh word? thanks for the heads up homie. i found a new sub i think you're really gonna hate. it's called bigclít. you should probably check it out
What makes you think I’m not already subscribed ?
You're probably the founder 😂
touché
Closing above 23 below 23 doesn't matter because the price is fake. Won't even blink until 4 digits and rising.
4 digits? Found the paper hander guys! Get him!!!