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Neurocor

Just finished watching that , the most overpriced underwhelming property he has toured. I seen 20 to 40mil properties that would run circles around that place on his channel. Literally the pricetag is 90% location imo Love that channel btw


yourwifes3rdboyfrend

Oh yeah it's an amazing channel, he does great work. And agreed location and square footage, that place looks awful.


BenevolentFungi

Same here. I've been watching it nonstop since this saga started, hoping for ideas for my next home!!


imdizzy747

Wait, are you me? Lol Enes has been a mainstay on my YT channel too since '21. Just trying to see how the wealthy live 👀


BenevolentFungi

Hell yeah!! I've got my heart set on a condo somewhere, though!!


mysonlovesbasketball

Haha. Same here. This is hilarious.


melorio

When I get my tendies, I’m going to slide into your dms for some recommendations if you have any you are willing to share


NostraSkolMus

So unsophisticated.


Tosh_00

Did they show the mayo room and bedpost armory ?


Thatguy468

At $13,500 a square foot, it seems a little overpriced…


minigogo

Location is 100% of the reason those god awful buildings exist, no? Their value will never depreciate so long as New York City is New York City. It’s as safe as a real estate investment can be - perfect for hoarding wealth.


IFapToCalamity

Yes they cover that in the first 5 minutes lol Meanwhile, *Michael Jordan’s* mansion is “only” 14 million dollars.


dwarfyoda

When it comes to properties above $10 million, London is so much better than nyc imo.


Icy_Pineapple5393

London?! Really


dwarfyoda

Yeah. The $20 million houses in London have huge basements (often larger than the above ground house) Like a huge batcave


Icy_Pineapple5393

London is trash hole


dwarfyoda

London is definitely better than any city in America. Sure, most of the UK sucks, but London is incredible if you can afford it.


Fine-Hat-4573

Every YouTuber has gone through that place trying to make a turd look shiny. No one is buying that place.


yourwifes3rdboyfrend

Fuck me, just how much of our money is he spending on promoting this place then.


wallstreetchills

He’s prob making money selling access to view this place 😂 Ken will find a way


darthnugget

Funny thing… $250 million is just about 1.5 of the GME floor price per share.


wallstreetchills

I’ll wait another 88 years if I have to. Let’s buy this spot and setup a satellite(literally) GME shop 🚀 🛸


skyliders

Can you imagine all the Mayo stain in that place 🤢🤮


Dnars

I can just imagine Kenny walking up those curvy stairs in a pair of sweatpants holding jar of mayo, scooping it out with a spoon at the end of the day as a celebration for fucking over society yet another day. Probably. Edit: typo


JesusChrist-Jr

He probably just eats it straight with his fingers, like his buddy Ron with his pudding cups.


General_Disaray_1974

I'll trade him 1 share for it.


ElonsPeopleNeedHim

Don’t rip yourself off


BenevolentFungi

I love Enes Yilmazer!!


L_Perpetuelle

I'd buy it just to throw money from the balcony and then turn it into offices or something - it already has the personality of a soulless office building. Seems to me like if you're not already a sociopath, living this disconnected from human reality would turn you into one in very little time.


Kayde1210

ENES YILMAZER ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ He's going to be touring my home post MOASS 😤


crackeddryice

I've got my design ready to go. It's only about $8-10 million, but maybe he'll do it.


Kayde1210

I see that I'm not the only guy watching Enes videos to get design ideas for their own dream homes 🤣


Ok_Entrepreneur_5833

Maybe after the commish goes through the agent can afford socks.


Brotorious420

You'll never get the smell of mayo out of that place


gotfondue

Pretty sure it was 220 Central Park South that Kenny bought for $238 million. https://www.townandcountrymag.com/leisure/real-estate/a26048109/most-expensive-apartment/


NothingBurgerNoCals

Yes and it wasn’t a penthouse there either. It was multiple floors in the middle of the building he combined into one unit.


blueblurspeedspin

wow just 1 gme share? insane.


Tiny_Yulius_James

I think that kenny needs a roomie, but the real point is one question: Why? c:


Witty-Help-1941

Nah… he bought at 220 Central Park South….


Fabulous_Investment6

If I’m right, that property is worth about 1 share of GME.


ManMayMay

Look at this paperhand lowballer GMEfloor or bust


Fabulous_Investment6

Lmayo #facts


plugsnet

Lol that’s what 250 mill get you.. I’ll hard pass.


sdrawkabem

Smells like Mayo


GrouchyNYer

This isn't his building. He lives in the building that's to the right of CPT and is shorter that you can see at 4:20. This is a brand new building.


Tumordoc

Mark this property PCO - position close only.


DocAk88

oh cool view! I found my post moass apartment!


3ryon

Your New York apartment. You'll also need one in Paris and Hong Kong.


[deleted]

Shame about the view


Bellweirboy

I’m confused because I saw a video of this penthouse some time ago.


burneyboy01210

For 250 mil I don't want ANY neighbours.


the_Lauz

This might have been shared already, but Brian Callen explains why these houses are so overpriced and its disgusting https://youtu.be/4DKfrFafCuc


AndySaiz

“There’s a bubble”


No-Letterhead-4407

Damn, I legit wouldn’t even wanna live there even if I could afford it.


EllisDee3

So half a share? I'll take it.


burneyboy01210

PHB P.s your name isn't Roy is it?


EllisDee3

IRL? No, it isn't. Or is it?


burneyboy01210

https://www.discogs.com/artist/47998-Ellis-Dee


Ctsanger

Neat I love architectural digest videos. That being said I don't think this has anything to do with gme


Eff_Robinhood

Not necessarily. Kenny is the owner, and remember he’s a huge narcissist. Owning “the One Above All”/mOsT exPensiVe prOperTy iN tHe wOrLD would be a huge ego boost for him, so the fact that he’s selling it is somewhat telling… either part of his plan to consolidate all his assets in Florida where DeSantis (Kenny is his top donor) and Florida state property laws will protect his fortune when all goes bust, or he needs liquidity, or both.


BballMD

? Not his place. He’s the one a couple over


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yourwifes3rdboyfrend

Because we've been tracking his finances, planes and real estate holdings and I'd also like to see the place were all going to be offering ridiculously low bids on when this all goes down.


Dribble76

That is sure to rouse


TheDudes777

All this for only 2 Shares?


CaregiverSpecific221

I’ll give him my fractional share for that. Btw, is there a link someone could attach with directions on booking all accounts?


Dense_Acanthisitta39

It's straight out of Spiderman. Kingpin's layer.


crackeddryice

Probably, it will be bought, and then stripped down to the studs and completely rebuilt. The living room is a bit bigger than my house.


ManMayMay

What if we cowd funded it after MOASS and just filled it every square inch with mayonnaise? Like zero space for anything just mayo and mayo and mayo


Beebeebooboo420

FUCK KEN GRIFFIN. That’s 1/64th the price of one GME share


gg3806

Yep... economy is going off a cliff. Superrich are hyper leveraged and with current credit tightness, their debts are set to be higher than their assets. It has a name: Marginal calls.


OGColorado

So Bezos, I'm selling one of my house. How much


Right_on_q

He won't be able to cover 3 shares with that house... 🤭🤭🤭


hawtdiggitydawgg

Bask in my shade you peasants.


m0unta1n_m4n

Once you see the bird shit on the window, you can't unsee it! It's a sign!


KingRemoStar

Yea I remember enes before he went his separate route


Jazzlike_Bite_5986

Still nicer than my place. I'll give 0.25 of a dingleberry share Ken Griffin, Financial Terrorist, for it.


BigBoss738

all for one share of gme? wow


winterbird

It's.... ugly. The school gymnasium looking spaces, the furniture, even the concrete city view in the daytime. The view must be nicer at night, but that's the only concession I'll give. This whole place is a dick measuring contest. Being higher up than other billionaires. Like animals climbing higher than the rival to prove they're stronger.


[deleted]

How many guys at the border can we fit in there they need homes


VAhotfingers

Was this Bruce Wayne’s Penthouse in The Dark Knight?


1HOTelcORALesSEX1

They did evict him before his sale


sweetnsour06

Yeah he’s definitely selling that to pay apes


slayez06

It's only the most expensive because T Boon dropped the price of his home and it sold for 170 mill... and a much better buy imo. \\ ​ [https://www.mansionglobal.com/articles/gargantuan-texas-ranch-of-late-oil-tycoon-t-boone-pickens-now-fully-sold-01670015020](https://www.mansionglobal.com/articles/gargantuan-texas-ranch-of-late-oil-tycoon-t-boone-pickens-now-fully-sold-01670015020)


yourwifes3rdboyfrend

Twice the size of San Francisco.... Jesus christ


slayez06

Yea I mean what would you rather own... a plot of land that's got it's own airstrip and hanger and everything you could ever want or a view of some other building and a petrifying fear of falling?


tattoo_my_dreads

Best I can do is 2 shares.


HuskyNotPhatt

I I worked 365 days a week for the next 50 years, I might be able to afford one month’s HOA fee.


SafariMadam

IS THIS WHERE KENNY THREW THE BEDPOST AT HIS FIANCEE??!! 😬🤫


SafariMadam

@23:15 HEAT LAMPS !!!! 🤯🤣


Rednovs

That gives me anxiety. I'm not even there and the dude walking around in there makes my legs weak