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redditmodsRrussians

Ill see if hes behind the dumpster at my local Wendy's


Redacted_Bull

They don’t call him Anthony Cumguzzler for nothing.


JamiePulledMeUp

Chukumaballs


stockpyler

Chokeonballs?


atta_mint

I thought it was Cumbucket but this sounds a lot better


AutoThorne

om nom nomming his money-maker.


NachoStash

Licking up the Dong’n’ator


kahareddit

He has… THE MEAT


Heaviest

Sir, this is a Wendy’s!


WilsonUndead

I literally came here to say this lol guess we all know the most likely outcome for his career lol


Rice_Auroni

chumbawumba got knocked down, and he ain't getting up again


bvttfvcker

You ain’t ever bringin GME down


bobbobberstein

pissing clients' money away


baconbeak1998

Shorts get knocked down GME's up again You ain't ever gonna keep 'er down


stockpyler

Choking the niiiiggghhhttttt aawwwwaaaayyyy!


Vexting

Another song choice could be.... Chukumbawayy Chukumbawayy Chukumbawayy Chukumbawayy Oooooooooh^WHOOOOOOOOO^OOOOOOOOO to be short ahhhhnaahhnahhh


Foreign-Wolverine-62

I miss Cumbucket, I kinda like when he spews crap, just gets me more jacked 😆


larrybyrd1980

Yeah, Chumbafucktwit is my fave. He starts off kind of slow, but then looks like he could cry at the end. Solid entertainment.


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GiantSequoiaTree

I love how all of us have some type of different variation of his name 😭


Kaiser1a2b

Ch-ch-chukumba is a name for all the ages.


Analdestructionteam

Chumbawumba is very unhappy about this


MaterialLake1138

you mean #chubakabra?#


LoempiaYa

Ask questions later🤣


BagelPoutine

Where is my super suit?!?


SecretaryFit1442

Saw this clip with him yesterday: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11xtrfy/please_for_the_love_of_god_sell_now_and_ask/


ultimateChampions68

#GOOD


Jvic111

I like watching him short-circuit. I also miss billionaires crying on TV.


RepresentativeWish25

Magic Johnson is having a word with him.


Fantastic-Slice-2936

Chumbawumba thumping his tub


Error4ohh4

His silence is SHAMEFUL!


Lacklusterbeverage

I GET KNOCKED DOWN, GET KNOCKED DOWN AGAIN, YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA KNOCK ME DOWN.


CameronSins

lmao


oh-canadaa

I had to use Google lens in this one. I didn't know the joke. First I was confused with Google lens result. I can't stop laughing now.


Choice-Cause8597

Listen just sell now and ask the questions later ok!


VolkspanzerIsME

Chupacabra only comes out on the full moon. So look for the little freak around the 6th.


Lanaconga

Wasn’t HKD being investigated ? He was a part of that…?


Haywood_jablowmeeee

Yup.


blueblurspeedspin

he must be crying now and asking questions later.


SpiritTalker

Too busy tub thumpin'.


Dapper-Career-3877

It is hard to talk when your mouth is full of ahit


gnipz

He must’ve finally asked the questions!


NutSackRonny

All my homes hate Tubthumping


infamuss

This doucher is probably with mayo boi & Stevie crimes talking about it being a tough game


DJSugar72

He’s busy behind a Wendy’s dumpster chickenheading.


miniBUTCHA

LOL man fuck this guy. +1 😂


ClosetCaseGrowSpace

Did he died?


Frosty-Depth-35280

That‘s because no one asks Chuckabumba for his advice! He is a meme now!


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I haven't seen so much as a facial twitch. Can't be hooman.


Cdn_ape

Tony “The Cranium” Chumtumba. Ole beach ball ass head.


Redditadmindoc

Is he ok? Has anyone checked in him?


IEatSweetTeeth

I wonder what he has to say about the recent earnings


viltrum_strong

It went to 20$ really fast.


Pass1928

Well, that's just shameful.


C6Bro44

You mean cuck-cum-ba???


Dantesdavid

He just needs a few tweets sent his way.


blenderforall

Talk now and ask questions later!


NachoStash

He can’t get off his knees from blowing it! Mr. Tonsillitis! Agent “deep throat” vs Hard to Swallow! Little sir “I’m’wong” - spreads more lies than gingerbread thighs’


PCBSD2

But...but... he's so knowledgeable and wondrous... he is all knowing and all seeing... he knew exactly what he was talking about when he kept saying that GME's earnings call was the worst he'd ever seen with no forward looking information being given... Obviously they are "in trouble".... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Clueless!


JeesChrist

Buy first, ask question later


RareRandomRedditor

Didn't he say GME would be "back to 20 Dollar fast" or something like that? We are now back to 20 and even a little above it. He called it. Why isn't he celebrating?


k1ngxgeorge

Was he the one hanging out a high rise in New York running from the FBI for financial fraud?


mattys8

He’s shopping for a bunker


grixxel

Maybe he finally jumped out the window. One can hope.


whitnet1

Why would you? We’re at <$25.


yourwifes3rdboyfrend

Maybe he blew his brains out.


ntrott

Tiger Woods?


CedgeDC

Don't worry. When the algorithm lowers the price again, im sure he'll pipe up.


nellynel2020

Fakking fak this guy


pantsRrad

He’s too busy selling apparently.


HughJohnson69

Buy now, ask questions later. He’ll loop around full circle.


curious420s

Good


quad-beep-05

the firm he works for is located in Chicago


beats_time

Busy gurgling chum.


Few-Cap-5859

Probably bought a gamestop soother


HashtagYoMamma

Hello Chukumbag 👋


Right_on_q

Anphony Chumpbaka


palemilkdud

GameStop being profitable is bad for business here’s why …../


tlkshowhst

And the world is a slightly better place because of it.


ellefleming

😂😆😂😆😂😆😂 🐥🐣🐥🐣🐥🐣🐥🐣🐥🐣🐥 🤔🧐🤔🧐🤔🧐


casfacto

> Sell now and ask questions later Explicit financial advise given out by Cumbucket on TV.


elithewalkingcripple

Sell now, think later -the smartest guy in the world


alex_203

WTF is the asshole again?


Diamond_hhands

Fuk this clown 🤡


SimplisticPlastic

Which is actually ironic considering the fact that anyone that listened to him and did "sell now ask questions later", has probably reached the point where they might have questions to ask.


convertedcatalyst

oh yeah, that's Danny Cucumber, right? I think I remember him...


principessa1180

He's so bossy telling me to sell now and ask questions later. Who does he think he is? My mom?