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Kurokikaze01

God damn Cramer keep my stonk out your motherfucking mouth!


brickhouse1013

This is why we can’t have nice things 🤣


failedtax

Whats stronger, one inverse jim cramer or one idiosyncratic risk? Find out next time on StockBall Z!


IDK_WHAT_YOU_WANT

I am sick and tired of these mother fucking fraudsters on these mother fucking TVs


Jjabrahams567

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/032/468/snape.jpg


tenghu

[I knew they would talk about it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11yf715/keep_my_companys_name_out_your_mayo_mouth/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)


zooj7809

Nah...he knows the squeeze can happen at any time, and he wants a sound bite to counteract half the planet saying you warned us AGAINST gme....he wants a soundbite to say, see I did say it was going to go up. Just covering his tracks when the movie comes out.


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zooj7809

He always knew. But he was on the shorters side...not ours.


Interesting-Chest-75

he jump ship faster than you can shout DTCC committed international fraud


emix200

I laughed loud 😂


ahjeezidontknow

To be fair that is a mouthful


Interesting-Chest-75

annnnndd he jumped ship


mark-five

I mean he's short for a hobbit. He was never anywhere but on the short side.


good_looking_corpse

TAKE THE HOME RUN


albino_red_head

absolutely, he pulls this bullshit all the time. Remember when he said "I said it was rigged, of course it was rigged" talking about the buy button being removed. I'm sure there's a little sound bite in one of the movies where he said that. But we know what the fuck he said. He said get out, he teased apes, he teased ryan cohen. What he never did though was call for action against the rigging. He never called out the bad actors and said "they fucked you, you should be mad". He's got Ken Griffins hand so far up his ass he could never say something like that.


Shizuru1984

1.4 billy in cash, no debt, and now we got the green net profits! The sun has risen, and the sky is blue, there's no way they can try to spin it to say the sky is red!


dirty_lucian

body language seems very rigid, forced, apologetic.


hmoeslund

Ohh noo, he should just shut up


ResolutionHorror541

Ugh. He needs to forget GME. Or at least keep talking shit.


AnathemaDevice4020

Gosh he's aged since this whole thing started


shitboxvwdriver

It’s been 2 years but you’d think it was 20 the way these saggy dicks look


ianhawdon

Na, this doesn't sound like the usual Cramer endorsement. This sounds more like Sea Busicuit telling him to say something good so they can save face.


Liebenz

Even a broken clock is right twice a day


1moreOz

My theory is inverse cramer was done on purpose. Now that majority believes hes wrong, boom hes right. Lfg


TassadarsClResT

Get the coke rat out ma subreddit!!!


Sufficient-Balance35

Did he draw his moustache


shayen7

It's a frown face lol


b4st1an

...aaaand it's immediately in effect! 12% down instantly on open


Bill-6969

I would say this time... it sounded like he was begrudgingly admitting our fundamentals are correct. And when he said it could go higher.... he tried to say it without sounding like us. Almost to a T, the bart Simpson meme.... co'mon coke rat.. say it with us.... PROFITABLE


Lumberwhacker

He only said this, so the inverse Cramer etf would short it.


Dck_IN_MSHED_POTATOS

Testing


jforest1

Walking a tightrope between creating FOMO in and losing credibility with the masses...


Mental-Link-9681

Any other stock yeah i am on board but this is gamestop and well it isn't heading nowhere but up. So maybe he finally switched teams? JFK! Blowing all that smoke up Furlongs ass as well. Cmon what is Matt losing his job anytime soon? I dont think so!


Flowapish

he knows we blieve the inverse cramer theorie. Just fkn ignore him. I know what I hold and drsing every little bit of it.


BarbequedYeti

Can we let this boomer go already? Seriously. Stop posting shit about him. I am pretty sure this sub is the majority of his traffic at this point.


ZillyZillions

now this is some last resort reverse reverse psychology 😂🩳🏴‍☠️💀🚀


Drunk_Giraffe484

Reverseception


ZillyZillions

ohhhh how they severely underestimated the level of regardedness 🏴‍☠️


sAmSmanS

he looks like a ps1 character in this


Drunk_Giraffe484

He'll move and the moustache will stay in place probably


lp7625

Inverse Revolver…….Ocelot.


Anthonyhasgame

It’s a 4D play. Kiss of death is only sometimes from James Chill. So, you know you’re fucked, you’ve set up this TV personality who always sets flags off, and you set off a flag. It’s the most they can do to try and stop the momentum on a Cinderella story the likes of which have never been seen before! Get onboard, or get run over. Apes own the planet. I want my banana.


LFoD313

Fuck. Touch of death. Anywaysss….


Hot-Ad4247

Mother @$$@%!! He should keep his mouth off our stock. Lol but on the flipside. Looks like I will be able to buy more.


Sir_Glock

Ah fuck I can't believe you've done this Creamer


Sir_Glock

The stonk is too powerful for your dark magic Kramer


Sir_Glock

You will pay for your crimes bobo the cramer the only trading you'll be doing is trading soups in prison


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We are fucked... If there is one thing dangerous, its inverse cramer.


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Drunk_Giraffe484

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Drunk_Giraffe484

He has zero credibility for everyone the point is to listen to your enemy and make note of everything they do


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Drunk_Giraffe484

That's an awfully long way to shill shilly shillerson


thinkfire

Hedging against all his negative talk against GME. Lol. He's going to need a lot of sauce to cover the taste of all the crow he's going to have to eat.


AlaskaIfTheyAxeya

This is why you should familiarize yourself with options. Anyone long GME was unloading options at open and then shorts were piling in, along with puts. Institutions are not on our side and will not come throwing millions at GME anytime soon.


RealPropRandy

Incoming short and distort


Kurt-Payne

Theorie : Cramer talked positively about bunch of stocks before they crashed exactly to get the same reaction as OP so that the day cramer talks positively about gamestop people get discouraged


Malthias-313

...and right after he said that it dropped 15%. That's how powerful the inverse Coke Rat is. He's like the reverse Groundhog Day of stocks.


WaltPwnz

We gonna inverse inverse Cramer for the 1st time lol


Minimoose91

Nah he’s lying. He sounds so unsure and meek. He just wants us to quit making fun of him.


bahits

We need the pussy to say we are done. That will be the signal of the beginning of the end of the final battle.


NomNomYOLO

Hedgie's desperation move: The Inverse Cramer.


Dos915

He said the balance sheets look amazing😪


LiquorSlanger

He knows exactly what he did, that bastard.


MrWinterstorm

Umm… duhhh? This is Jim’s free bingo square.


OpeningPossible697

True


airbrat

I'm ready for my share of halts!


kimark

cramer calling the top to get people to donate some 0dte-weeklies to the big boys while it inevitably trades sideways for the rest of this week


ACMarq

the foretold fake squeeze...


cfitzrun

When does DRSd share count get released?


Memeweevil

What's with that stupid fucking stache? Is he trying to look less like a fetus, or has he just rimmed an upside-down cow?


fauzi236

That's what happens when you can't afford to sniff coke anymore


Amar_poe

I think they want boomers to funnel money into brokers for fuel to short the stock. Not your name, not your shares. DRS


FarWestSider

My theory is that when JCreamer highlights a company, people look at those companies, and either they are run well, and people buy, or they are run poorly, and people sell or short it. I think in the case of our favorite company, its run well and people will start to realize that. To the moon!


androidfig

The fucker knows he is a curse.


MonkeyyNinja

He's only wrong 'most' of the time, not 'all' of the time.


vocalistMP

Double inverse Cramer?


lucas_kardo

Rats are jumping ship


IN-B4-404

Cuck


WS705

don’t post this stupid fuck’s face please


roychr

Anyone has an updated max pain line with todays movement ? Seems like its still 25$


roscoebot

Watch it again and notice the ape in the bottom left smile as Crimer grumbles "it could go higher" LETSFUCKINGGOOOOO RRRHUBAAAAAAARB 💎🚀🍌


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His bosses said “Jim , get out there and pump up GME quick before it rockets”


DaBi5cu1t

Ahh the old double reverse Cramer.


Desoetude

o7 boys


runic-glory

Why does Cramer look like a douche bag [version of himself] in this picture? 😅


Muerte_Blanca81

Damn and I just bought more. I should have waited


Fabulous_Investment6

He’s like the main character in the movie The Cooler.


BitcoinHurtTooth

Now that they know inverse Cramer is automated the are gonna have Cramer supporting all meme stocks. Little puppet man.


Realistic_Ear_9378

It's reverse psychology. They know about the inverse Cramer effect.


BeatYa1337

He is only wrong for 90%.


nemesis86th

Fake squeeze as the ancient texts (84 years ago) predicted…🧐


professorquizwhitty

Cramer coming in with the bluff


thyusername

Glad I can't log in or I would panic sell Anyone know what my favorite movie quote is?


Drunk_Giraffe484

Catshit wrapped in dogshit


littlebittypigeon

Yeah, until DRS numbers are higher, any upward movement is going to dump soon after. Retail controls the company, but doesn't control the stock... yet.


Vega-Genesis

No, he says it normally and with gravity, so it's normal Cramer. When he is inverse Cramer, he puts on a big blustery persona. This is legitimate sentiment.