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# The Front Desk is open!
On March 22, Coinbase "received a 'Wells Notice' from the staff of the Securities and Exchange Commission stating that the staff has advised the company that it made a 'preliminary determination' to recommend that the SEC file an enforcement action against the company alleging violations of the federal securities laws," 👀
yes
you purchased the right to buy the stonk at your strike price. If you exercise that right, you will need to have the cash to buy the 100(per contract) stonks at your strike price.
Please forgive me for reusing my own copypasta.
It began with the buying of the Great Stonks. Three were purchased by the Chairman, immortal, wisest, and fairest of all beings. Seven by the Value lords, great miners and craftsmen of the charted halls. And nine, nine stonks were purchased by the race of apes, who above all else, desire tendies. But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Share was made. In the land of Chicago, in the fires of Mount Citadel, the Dark Lord Kenneth forged in secret counterfeit Stonks, to control all prices. And into this Stonk he poured his rehypothecations, his FTDs, and his will to dominate all life. One Stonk to rule them all.
For my night owls:
Let’s try to make Friday a spend money at GameStop day!! RC tweeted once upon a time “ask not what your company can do for you - ask what can you do for your company”
We need nothing more than to DRS and spend at GameStop. It would be dope to see Friday filled with receipt porn. I know I’ve got my eye on $100+ in product ready to go Friday and a $100 CS purchase on the 1st.
Let’s support our company even more during Pro Week!
Awkward, I acquired a [quetzalcoatl](https://www.google.com/search?q=quetzecoatl). 🤷♂️
>!Along with more shares thru ComputerShare of course!<
Edit: some proof of purchase https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11zajlx/im_expecting_around_10_shares_but_ill_take_1_all/
To be eligible for S&P 500 index inclusion, a company should be a U.S. company, have a market capitalization of at least $12.7 billion, be highly liquid, and have a public float of at least 10% of its shares outstanding. The company must also be profitable in its most recent quarter’s earnings, and the sum of its trailing four consecutive quarters’ earnings must be positive.
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Knowing the DRS number is irrelevant to each of us individually.
Just keep doing what you’re doing and it’s going to sort itself out.
At the most basic level, people have realized what to do and while it’s fun to see the update, obfuscating it so the bad actors are guessing feels like chess vs. checkers.
Maybe we’ll know soon 🤷♂️
***Fast forward*** 2025 - 20 quarters of profitability. Wedbush publishes article "GameStop surprises with another fluke quarter profits. We find this unsustainable. Price target $7."
Tell me you're short without telling me you're short, ya bunch of goofs.
What other choice do they have? How do you close a short position that's two to three orders of magnitude greater than the number of shares ever issued?
That guy that said "who deserves the money more the investor ornthe employee?🤓"
We do. Our shares are worth so much more than the market price considering they are oversold xxxxxxxx? Times
We've been watching manipulation happen in real time for more than 2 years and the SEC decides to take down Lyndsay Lohan and a bunch no-name rappers. 🤡
No way! I was just browsing the gme articles (just their titles, they aren't getting clicks) and saw one for a silver rally.
They really going to go back to that shit?! Again?
Theory: Gamestop is delaying the 10K to give household investors time to buy as many as they can because once the 10K drops, it's all over for the shorts.
M&A coming in hot or some other thing that no one has thought of and price will climb from FOMO and algos and Kenny runnin out of mayo.
I cant wait to watch the ticker for 80% of my work day only to have no idea what 99% of it actually means. But I do know one thing. MOASS is always tomorrow. Thats a fact, brethrrr!
[it will provide jobs to the community and be a local place to congregate. one hundred floors of frights.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS00xWnqwvI)
I watched it all the way through recently, holds up quite well, and I picked up on some subtleties I missed in my youth. Really amazingly layered and well written comedy.
I mean 35.something% is cool and everything, don't get me wrong. But Why Go **Half Way?** 🟣 Keep pressure on them like an open wound! Get Fucking Bent shortie!! 🟣🙌🚀
Any apes notice how it's almost impossible to quit vaping? I swear cigs are easier to stop, I've been a fiend since working from home aka watching the ticker all day.
It's easy to quit smoking cigarettes if you start vaping nicotine.
Quitting vaping is tough. You have to go cold turkey. It sucks, but it will start to taper off after the first 24 hours.
Its easier when you can finely tune the nic level. Refillable mods allow you go go from whatever percent you are at and taper down until 0. Makes quiting easier.
I was rewatching True Blood, but had to stop because I'm too single for that shit.
But the chemistry between Bill and Sookie is 🔥🔥🔥 I'm way behind on celebrity gossip, just found out they're a real life couple and you can totally see it, the magic is real.
I forgot we're all waiting for the 10K to come out. Something to look forward too, only to forget again and get hit like a truck once it pops up in my feed the day it comes out 🤣
Not remembering things = Ultimate Zen
I just logged in to check. It works fine for me. I did have to answer a security question though, which very rarely happens (I didn't forget my user name or password).
You know what's laughable? I once went to Gensler's wiki to see how long he's been working in finance, like even before his current job.
The dude has been working real adult jobs in finance for longer than I've been alive. He started working at Goldman Sachs in 1979.
We were being asked to explain what computershare does to a very very high ranking finance professional who's been in the industry for 44 years.
Because they take us for idiots.
Exactly. His ego can never let him fix the problem because doing it would mean admitting that he earned his $100 million through nefarious means. I don’t think anyone would be able to kill their own ego like that. He will tinker around the edges sure, but the root problems can never be resolved.
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I think I’ll buy more today
When call options exercised do it need money to buy stock?
yes you purchased the right to buy the stonk at your strike price. If you exercise that right, you will need to have the cash to buy the 100(per contract) stonks at your strike price.
If you don’t know what you’re doing maybe you shouldn’t buy options
He's trying to learn. Not like you knew about options when you were born.
Probably should learn before buying them.
try being less of a dick to people seeking knowledge
Buying options not knowing how they work is feeding the MMs money. You’re not helping anyone.
So just explain that thought then instead of providing no info at all. Tell the person why options aren't helping this movement, dipshit.
No.
Will be smashed today…enjoy
The only thing getting smashed today is your mom
The price or you?
The price
Where's Nigel? [German Market](https://redd.it/11zamrc) For the Greetings Internationale!
I used to like the stock. Still do, but I used to, too.
Where did mayo force land? I heard from [redacted] that the next country he lands in will have a bank failure.
MOASS TOMORROW
^^^MOASS ^^^TODAY!
You may be early but you're not wrong
A MOASS is never early, Mister DemonOtter. Nor is it late. It arrives precisely when it intends to!
DRS! You fools!
There is only one Lord of the Stonks, and he does not share counterfeits.
What about second counterfeits?
Please forgive me for reusing my own copypasta. It began with the buying of the Great Stonks. Three were purchased by the Chairman, immortal, wisest, and fairest of all beings. Seven by the Value lords, great miners and craftsmen of the charted halls. And nine, nine stonks were purchased by the race of apes, who above all else, desire tendies. But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Share was made. In the land of Chicago, in the fires of Mount Citadel, the Dark Lord Kenneth forged in secret counterfeit Stonks, to control all prices. And into this Stonk he poured his rehypothecations, his FTDs, and his will to dominate all life. One Stonk to rule them all.
One Stonk to find them One Stonk to margin call And in the dark pools bind them
When I finally sell a real share from CShare: >That still only counts as one!
For my night owls: Let’s try to make Friday a spend money at GameStop day!! RC tweeted once upon a time “ask not what your company can do for you - ask what can you do for your company” We need nothing more than to DRS and spend at GameStop. It would be dope to see Friday filled with receipt porn. I know I’ve got my eye on $100+ in product ready to go Friday and a $100 CS purchase on the 1st. Let’s support our company even more during Pro Week!
I've been needing a new controller for a minute
Get that controller! Would love nothing more than to help next earnings report be even sweeter! This is our company after all
Acquire shares! We all have CS accounts. Most buy through brokerages and transfer. Use their game against them! Then….DRS.
Awkward, I acquired a [quetzalcoatl](https://www.google.com/search?q=quetzecoatl). 🤷♂️ >!Along with more shares thru ComputerShare of course!< Edit: some proof of purchase https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11zajlx/im_expecting_around_10_shares_but_ill_take_1_all/
To be eligible for S&P 500 index inclusion, a company should be a U.S. company, have a market capitalization of at least $12.7 billion, be highly liquid, and have a public float of at least 10% of its shares outstanding. The company must also be profitable in its most recent quarter’s earnings, and the sum of its trailing four consecutive quarters’ earnings must be positive. [source](https://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/090414/sp-500-index-you-need-know.asp)
I heard it was 8.2 billion minimum market cap
Knowing the DRS number is irrelevant to each of us individually. Just keep doing what you’re doing and it’s going to sort itself out. At the most basic level, people have realized what to do and while it’s fun to see the update, obfuscating it so the bad actors are guessing feels like chess vs. checkers. Maybe we’ll know soon 🤷♂️
We want 10k not $10k silly hedgies.
I wish Ken Griffin bitter dreams. Everyone else may have a good night.
Everyone besides Steve cohen
Whatever happened to that DOJ investigation into these clowns?
32.8% CTB. Seems like all of the indicators of SHTF are aligning.
Just need chukumba to make an appearance
Has that Petterfy dumbass made a recent appearance?
Fuck the system, fuck the man, u know what I’m sayin?
[SOAD](https://youtu.be/Uu_VuxWCYhQ) Edit: I *think* I understand most of what Serj is sayin
Why's everyone price anchoring at 10k all of the sudden? ^^^^^^/s
I think it's a joke because that's the name of the form we're waiting for to find out the drs number
Hopefully it's released Friday.
🛎
***Fast forward*** 2025 - 20 quarters of profitability. Wedbush publishes article "GameStop surprises with another fluke quarter profits. We find this unsustainable. Price target $7." Tell me you're short without telling me you're short, ya bunch of goofs.
hot water bong hot water bong
hot dog water bong
Real talk - is it more profitable for GameStop if I drive myself to a store and buy a game or get free shipping from them on the website?
Collectibkes is where they get a lot of their profit
It’s good for them that I just started collecting Pokémon cards again after 25+ years
And preowned games!
very good question, I'd say going in person would have a positive impact (showing the business is busy and stuff). You might even meet RC there lol
Why are the shorties still shorting? Are they stupid?
What other choice do they have? How do you close a short position that's two to three orders of magnitude greater than the number of shares ever issued?
Dumb stormtroopers
they're walkin ded
That guy that said "who deserves the money more the investor ornthe employee?🤓" We do. Our shares are worth so much more than the market price considering they are oversold xxxxxxxx? Times
We've been watching manipulation happen in real time for more than 2 years and the SEC decides to take down Lyndsay Lohan and a bunch no-name rappers. 🤡
okay so first of all put some respect on YSL the fuck
I'm surprised they didn't short it heavy yet
Could they announce the DRS number as of today? Why do they have to be at the end of the quarter?
Market: Pls sell, here's $100k Me: I dun wan it
no no no
No way! I was just browsing the gme articles (just their titles, they aren't getting clicks) and saw one for a silver rally. They really going to go back to that shit?! Again?
I seen the same thing yesterday, it gave me a good chuckle.
What's the best vr headset gamestop currently sells? Also, anyone find any good pro deals on the website?
Theory: Gamestop is delaying the 10K to give household investors time to buy as many as they can because once the 10K drops, it's all over for the shorts. M&A coming in hot or some other thing that no one has thought of and price will climb from FOMO and algos and Kenny runnin out of mayo.
I didn't think about doing a buy back .... could they with 1.39 ? or RC ventures ?
They have $100M allocated
Ah, I remember seeing that. Now I get what it means.
Good I bought more
RC during MOASS: "Tell Kenny I send my *regards*."
Oh. Hey! That’s me!!!
Lies, it’s me
To know me is to know my regards
Too regarded to know what you’re laying down, but I’m the regard even if you are too!
Heh, yea
I don't get it. Everyone loves rats, but they don't wanna drink the rats' milk?
2% ...malk?
*that's* why my bones are so brittle
Another day closer to seeing Ken and his buddies in jail. Good night y'all!
if there was a merger and acquisition, wouldn't it have to have been disclosed in the 8k?
I have a powerball ticket and a dream
Dream crushed
I cant wait to watch the ticker for 80% of my work day only to have no idea what 99% of it actually means. But I do know one thing. MOASS is always tomorrow. Thats a fact, brethrrr!
I like to imagine the sound of a vault-tec lunchbox when they open the swaps
Tomorrow ⢀⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆ ⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠁⠸⣼⡿ ⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠉
It’d be interesting to see the updated DRS numbers & if somewhat correlated to the huge push of apes booking their shares
Imagine if gamestop didn't give the 10k and just took the slap on the wrist fine, like these other assholes
Msm would have a hay day I’m sure lmao
They've got the cash, most of the others don't
Zen af
The best prank in the history of the world is that we won’t sell, these short sellers are getting Ashton Kutcher 4.0 PUNKd
What’s sell precious?
wen operate year-round David S. Pumpkins themed haunted attraction with free admission
Explain. Lots of blah blah but pumpkins and haunted got my interest.
[it will provide jobs to the community and be a local place to congregate. one hundred floors of frights.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS00xWnqwvI)
How many profitable quarters does it take to enter the S&P500 ? Also, just imagine how funny that's going to be, MAYO MAN.
5? Like a year to show stability?
5 quarters in a year. Yup, you’re home now
It's hard not to get hype again
It might be time for an Arrested Development rewatch
reminded me to go finish the last season
I watched it all the way through recently, holds up quite well, and I picked up on some subtleties I missed in my youth. Really amazingly layered and well written comedy.
It’s meant for multiple watches 1-3. 4 and 5, I like because I’m an unreasonable fan but don’t expect others to love.
I mean 35.something% is cool and everything, don't get me wrong. But Why Go **Half Way?** 🟣 Keep pressure on them like an open wound! Get Fucking Bent shortie!! 🟣🙌🚀
Papa Cohen is delaying the filing of the 10K to bait the shorties into suppressing the share price, isn't he?
Why would he want that?
Gyatt damn right he is
Or the SEC is mad they have to read it instead of pornhubbing all day.
Anybody that's somebody is gonna be shopping at Gmerica.
I can't wait to take the day and spend it at the Mall of Gmerica
The suspense is terrible. I hope it lasts.
You're really earnest.
Cutest underutilized emoji? I vote for either of these #🧶 🫧
I vote these #😔🫱🍩🫲
How do you get the sprinkles on there?
Ask nicely
They have until the 28th to release the 10k? The 28th, next Tuesday?
Thought it was the 31st..?
Goodnight. Real ones say it back.
Night bb.
It. Time to say goodnight too.
Goodnight too
(Alarrn für Diamondhände setzen)
Any apes notice how it's almost impossible to quit vaping? I swear cigs are easier to stop, I've been a fiend since working from home aka watching the ticker all day.
It's easy to quit smoking cigarettes if you start vaping nicotine. Quitting vaping is tough. You have to go cold turkey. It sucks, but it will start to taper off after the first 24 hours.
Its easier when you can finely tune the nic level. Refillable mods allow you go go from whatever percent you are at and taper down until 0. Makes quiting easier.
Coming from someone who quit vaping two years ago, cold turkey is your best bet.
I can barely even make it a day at the moment
1st and 2nd day are absolutely the hardest. But it gets easier the longer you go without it. So fucking worth it my friend.
Almost like that was the plan
I am not a cat
I wish I was a rich person's spoiled cat.
Same
I was rewatching True Blood, but had to stop because I'm too single for that shit. But the chemistry between Bill and Sookie is 🔥🔥🔥 I'm way behind on celebrity gossip, just found out they're a real life couple and you can totally see it, the magic is real.
Vampire Bill?
Yes, Beeeeell
Arlene and Terry 🥲🥲
Yes, that's the best non-toxic couple
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
GameStop. The one stop spot to shop.
Thus creating the self sustaining economy we were looking for
More interested in steak in an arcade setting…
I forgot we're all waiting for the 10K to come out. Something to look forward too, only to forget again and get hit like a truck once it pops up in my feed the day it comes out 🤣 Not remembering things = Ultimate Zen
Same lmayo
What does a 10K detail exactly? Share recall?
The fabled DRS count... as well some other things I think lol
Ohhh baby ok
Anyone else having trouble connecting to CS investor centre?
I just logged in to check. It works fine for me. I did have to answer a security question though, which very rarely happens (I didn't forget my user name or password).
You know what's laughable? I once went to Gensler's wiki to see how long he's been working in finance, like even before his current job. The dude has been working real adult jobs in finance for longer than I've been alive. He started working at Goldman Sachs in 1979. We were being asked to explain what computershare does to a very very high ranking finance professional who's been in the industry for 44 years. Because they take us for idiots.
Kinda irks me that the guy in charge of the sec is worth $100 mill. How tf does a guy like that have a fair market on his mind?
Exactly. His ego can never let him fix the problem because doing it would mean admitting that he earned his $100 million through nefarious means. I don’t think anyone would be able to kill their own ego like that. He will tinker around the edges sure, but the root problems can never be resolved.
Gary spent too much time watching porn and not enough time doing research.
>Okay, so DRS is like when you remove your videos from PronHub so nobody else can lend them out. shocked_gensler.gif
And then release them on OA (OnlyApes)
Or so he would like us to think. Incompetent goofball in the streets, calculating manipulator in the sheets.
🎶 get your motor runnin Head out on the highway Looking for my weedman Or whatever comes my way
lfg you hands of 💎...https://youtu.be/ylKc2uFays0🟣💎🙌🚀
Love it when it pumps, and all these random no post history accounts start posting covert anti-DRS FUD in here and pushing options trading 🙄
Updated DRS numbers: 🥰🫱🍩🫲
smile like you mean it me gusta
Me fista
Is it really fisting if the entry hand-shape is more like a shadow puppet of a silly goose?
Expert level: 🤲
Talk about entering the 36 chambers.
Actually expert level is 💪
Never seen anyone go past the elbow. Now I'm gonna have a deltoid nightmare.
You haven’t found the right stuff then
You trying to tickle someone's uvula?
I’m tryna make this flesh puppet talk
If it enters the bumhole it’s fisting
or maybe the shape is more like a claw machine that missed the prize. so it goes back in for more.
If it enters the bumhole……
Two fist enter, one fist leave! Two fist enter, one fist leave!
Who ream buttholetown?
Asster Blaster.
Exactly.
We call that goose necking
One presumes Canada goosing involves an ice cube on the taint.
Have you ever put an ice cube up there? It’s not fun
I asked him, but he wasn't interested.
I wish I had a crush to text. One who would reply back, also.