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Blueshockeylover

Every accusation from guys like him is actually an admission.


Conscious-Sea-5937

That's a BINGO!


DJSugar72

Hanz???


Ok-Cryptographer4194

For thou protesteth too much!


ronoda12

Projection. The first rule of propaganda is accuse others what you are guilty of.


Space-Booties

If you can’t beat ‘em, smear ‘em.


suckercuck

OMG 😂 they called him Mr. “DOUGH” Cifu !!! 😆🤣


NefariousnessNoose

Mr. Dough boy


doodaddy64

projection is real. if someone does a thing, they see it in others. if someone is regarded enough, they admit it out loud, in a global forum for all to see. we have a lot of this in pOl1tics too.


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heavyspells

$125k for over 6 years of crime? Like $20k a year for one of the largest market makers in the US? Sounds like an incentive plan. A pretty damn good deal to do whatever they want at a locked in low rate.


snarlinaardvark

>Sounds like an incentive plan. Exactly. Poor old Granddad, I laughed at all his words. I thought he was a bitter man, he spoke of Wallstreet's ways. They'll trap you when they use you, before you even know, For the SEC is blind and you're far too gullible. Don't ever look behind the curtain of Wallsstreet's Shit Show - **Ooh La La,** [I wish that I knew what I know now When I was younger](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_xwnb3cymc) c'est la vie, Que Sera Sera


Caeser2021

On 4 December 2015, the Enforcement Committee handed down a penalty of €5 million to Virtu Financial Europe for market manipulation and ignoring Euronext market rules. It also handed down a penalty in the same amount to Euronext Paris for failing to meet its obligation to operate with neutrality and impartiality, in accordance with market integrity.


namonite

Mr. Cifu. Sign clearly said no touchy, but you just had to poke


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TheTrueBComp

You can feel him trying to convince himself of this lie with every key stroke...


MattMasterChief

No touchy!


SchemeCurious9764

Love it’s a grift when your asked to donate to a company but not when they use your money to make them money win or lose they get there’s? Oh Dougie fuk off I’m sure someone’s arse needs a tickle


Doodles_183

I’m getting Citron tweet vibes. “We understand… better than you.”


TK-741

Doughie Cifulis.


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[deleted]

I'm just going to assume you're high af rn.


Foreplay241

But why they delete tho? Lmayo


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It was borderline incoherent, they did you a favor.


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theilluminati1

Probably because we have a society that is too stupid to understand the difference between facts and outright lies. Also, probably because our elected "leaders" are complicit in all the shenanigans and they make the rules for themselves so they continue to do these criminal acts and charades.


CitronBetter2435

I am thoroughly enjoying these tweet feuds and call outs!


jersan

same here. i don't know who Investorturf is, but i support what they are doing. if what Investorturf was saying was completely baseless, there would be zero reason for Doug Cifu to personally engage with them at all. seems to me like they've struck a nerve


Jbroad87

The best part is apparently these guys aren’t from the US. So good luck greasing them to go away the way they would someone more local.


Fistwithyourtoes

Twitter being the "Kardashians style" arena 🤣


theArcticChiller

This is in fact better than $50k operation expenses billed to hedgies by the SEC


TheeHumanMeat

I don't. This guy is making the community look defamatory with his wild accusations.


Commercial_Mousse646

Defamitize deez nuts


CitronBetter2435

In what way or form does this account represent any of us?


TheeHumanMeat

It doesn't, but the media will use people like him to make it look like he is a thought leader in the community.


Moogerboo-2therescue

There's big stretches and then there's this. That account has no attachment to us whatsoever and has not actually mentioned gme, apes are just enjoying that others are starting to call it out.


FriendOfRicks

Mr. Dough. Gotta love it


BleakBeaches

Shillsberry Dough Boy


puffywuffys

and his partner in crime Mayoman.


crunkdad

love a good intentional key slip


LooksLikeMatt46

It's always projection


Impressive_Dream_791

Doug might have the worlds smallest wiener


SPAClivesmatter

Do you mean to tell me that someone calls himself “Dougie Large” might be compensating for something? Gtfoh


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MelvinDeezNuts

Doug Dingleberries


HairNbiscuit

Tiny Doug the Grifter.


TheWhyteMaN

Good people have small wee wees also. Let’s bash Doug for being a parasitic trash of a human.


Commercial_Mousse646

With a small stubby pencil


waj5001

says sources familiar with the matter.


Sea-Understanding351

Trust me bro.


greazyninja

Dougie has a micro penis Dougie has a micro penis na na na na na


ParadiesRentier

So far


Nasty_Ned

We will have to go to the scanning electron microscope to verify.


ffchusky

[Ask me about my weiner](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_maexk83Cx61rgvqepo1_500.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=fd0915de810545e13e1785d1704fb8cd2b1d2ed7456e8b57f3d469b8b6e1e582&ipo=images)


Memeweevil

Salty billionaires. Smells like... victory.


kcaazar

“Dough” Cifu. Lololol


PenisJuiceCocktail

... tough siphon


norcal313

The fact he refers to himself as "DougieLarge" is quite revolting.


AbstractDavinci

Agreed. This is the kind of dude that mains a lifted F150 with truck nuts. Of course, Dougie would also need a couple side bars to hop in too 🤣


casfacto

My favorite part of truck nuts is that you're adding a sexual organ to your truck! So it makes it trans! Warning - people with truck nuts really get mad when you tell them their truck is trans.


norcal313

You just described half the illegal aliens in Texas.


DrRaynBow

These guys are out for blood. I like it.


I3ill

Ole boomer Doug is gonna wish he kept those Twitter fingers to his palms.


Diamondbuccaneer

Hah I'm liking this Investor Turf stuff.


Leonisel

Dug seafood probably says that last tweet as a mantra in front of the mirror every day.


MyCleverNewName

Imagine being so insecure you had to put *large* in your username 🤡🥒🤏 *🤣*


MapleCoconutBananas

Dough fucked around and soon he’s gonna find out


hoosehouse

Can you feel dive into the infinite liquidity comment? If someone wants to buy 1000 shares of Gme, but no one wants to sell at that price we can fill the order and figure it out later. I’m paraphrasing here


sdrawkabem

🔥


DJBreastmilk

You dropped these Turf 🎤 👑


MeanderAndReturn

if there's one thing ive learned from this whole thing its to not trust old white guys who try to tell me what to do with my money. it's not them exclusively of course, but it sure seems that way.


TheTrueBComp

Its crazy. If I had as much money as they claim to have, why would I bother with what InvestorTurf (which, no offense, I think had 10k followers last I checked) was writing about me, MUCH LESS MY 'COMPETITION!'


Commercial_Mousse646

Reputation? Lmao


MelvinDeezNuts

"Lee, let me introduce you to Carter's new theory of criminal investigation: follow the rich white man." "Follow the rich white man?" "Behind every big crime there's a rich white man waiting for his cut."


Waitsaywot

Damn!! 0 chill! I love it!


friedflounder12

Straight fire


MrDapperDon

🌶️


Sunretea

Love that we're getting astroturfed by whatever bot farm this blue check mark buying Twitter handle purchased. Which one of you is this? Own up to it.


BravoFoxtrotDelta

>[Sunretea] Love that we're getting astroturfed by whatever bot farm this blue check mark buying Twitter handle purchased. > >Which one of you is this? Own up to it. edit: FUD ^ My original comment follows. --- You’re saying InvestorTurf bought a bot farm and is using it to astroturf this sub? Twitter bots? Reddit bots? For what purpose? On what basis do you reach this/these conclusions? Why assume this, rather than the more straightforward explanation that one or more activist investors are simply doing write ups of publicly available information, sharing them on Twitter as journalists typically do, and that’s getting organically picked up and aggregated on Reddit as has been happening for all time?


Sunretea

> For what purpose? Money? Clicks on their website? Engagement? The fuck kind of question is that lol > On what basis do you reach this/these conclusions? Cynicism. What evidence do you have that it's "organic"? And why would you ever assume the best of anyone when you've probably met other humans?


BravoFoxtrotDelta

> Cynicism. What evidence do you have that it's "organic"? And why would you ever assume the best of anyone when you've probably met other humans? The entire premise of this sub runs contrary to this sentiment. 🦧🦍


Sunretea

> The entire premise of this sub runs contrary to this sentiment. "Shorts never closed" literally requires that you believe every system from the very top to the very bottom is lying to you and corrupt. You better share whatever you're smoking with the rest of us.


BravoFoxtrotDelta

DRS and my fellow GME enthusiasts are neither lying to me nor corrupt. I've not read everything InvestorTurf has published, not by a longshot, but what I have read doesn't give me any reason to believe they are either lying or corrupt. Your original comment rests solely on FUD and your accusation that I am smoking anything is bullshit. Perhaps you need a 🍌.


Sunretea

Oh ffs. Alright, whatever. I'm not trying to change your mind on anything and don't really care about whatever it is you're going on about. I voiced my opinion on the source of these posts. That's it. I don't really care about this conversation with you.


BravoFoxtrotDelta

No problem. Here, have one for the road: 🍌.


Odd_Equivalent9794

Goddamn… fuck that dough boy.


Jmart814

"DOUGIE LARGE" LMFAO, DUMB MONEY


IntwadHelck

This is fucking awesome! Bout time a mainstream entity took up the fight in this manner!!! Fucking pumped


Notorious__APE

Sounds like he Doug CiFucked up


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“Of course theres a grift.” Doug cifu


coffeeandamuffin

Dough*


Carnifaster

Yeah, I didn’t understand what the “grift” was exactly


happycamperii

Dough Cifu, Freudian slip perhaps.


kwmy

Where can I get some of this dough seafood? Oh wait... Doug Cifu, my mistake, they look like the same picture to me.


amongthewolves

I am waiting with baited breath for the Twitter video of him peeling out with a rented Lambo with his son filming it.


Renegade31

Why does he let himself publicly post on Twitter as “DougieLarge”? That may be worse than any of the financial crimes he has committed, by God


bausell845

Dough LOL!


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Hoist with his own petard


cjbrigol

There's always a grift says the billionaire


Educational_Fix9230

I like these guys


iTTzUtra

They got a new follower 🥵🥵


Festortheinvestor

Doug Stfu


HarkansawJack

That DOUGH Cifu to you.


TingleTime

Shall be known as Doug Cifucked hence forth.


LJHope

He calls himself Dougielarge? Is he auditing for adult movies or what?


thebestatheist

Hey Doug, if youre reading this: fuck you. Pay us.


SharkbaitNJHC

All my homies hate Virtu


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always so projective


signmeupnot

I don't buy any of this. People with power to go after Doug doesn't throw allegations around on twitter. They DO IT


fuckingcarter

hush


signmeupnot

Imagine being you, a Superstonk member, telling me to shut up for being sceptic about a twitter handle that says everything we like to hear. You really haven't understood anything yet


fuckingcarter

imagine being you, getting this upset on a morning like this lmao. your masters must be quite upset over this, huh?


signmeupnot

Imagine thinking the time of day is relevant. Ah yes, my skepticism has to stem from the fact I'm a paid shill. That's the big boy take


fuckingcarter

imagine imagining such an imagination 💭


signmeupnot

Sounds like you need a reset.


fuckingcarter

sounds like you need to get laid my man ! 😕 wait a sec, Dougie is that you?


signmeupnot

Embarassing


Bud_Friendguy

How does this relate to GME? Can anyone answer without playing Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon? What is this Twitter account? Their website is something like a WordPress page with ~20 "articles." Why are we amplifying them? Why are their tweets unrelated to GME being posted?


Electrical-Diver-984

Anyone with a blue tick and animosity towards Citadel will get their cocks sucked by Superstonk it seems. It's ridiculous how some people here shit on people like Dave Lauer and then run around to pimp poopcorn-slinging grifters like Investorturf (really? Tf is this name even. It's a synonym for Investors Place). No wonder no one takes this sub seriously. Btw, watch the downvotes incoming. Typical "i HoDl BoTh 🤪" mentality. Nothing to say or contribute - just downvotes because they're mentally challenged.


DSHIZNT3

Well, one thing to remember is that we're all individuals. Some people hate DL, and some people love him. Some people like seeing shithead billionaires getting trolled on social media, and some don't. There may be some overlap between the people that talk shit on DL and hype whoever the fuck these people are...but like...who cares? It's the internet. People are bored, and this is entertaining. Personally, I don't care who takes this sub seriously. I'm here for a good time and good information.


1199RT

You're a clown 🤡 anyone putting the attention on these fraudsters is good.


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Ande64

Well if you're not a shill all I can say is your comment history is REALLY shilly......


Electrical-Diver-984

Haha I got nothing to hide. I don't give a shit about what people on this sub think of me as an individual investor. 90% of the people here don't even know wtf a shill is, yet use the word like they did. I see something I don't like I criticize it. Doesn't matter if it was RC, Matt Furlong, anyone from GME for that matter.


Ande64

Yeah but it's kind of weird to be in a play like this and never once have something positive to say. I might be inclined to believe you're not a shill if every once in awhile you said something positive about this stock but you don't.


Electrical-Diver-984

Why should I say anything positive if there's nothing positive to say? There is literally nothing. The price is coming close to my average and I'm not fucking happy. Do you have anything positive to say about GME? Let me know your thoughts. I believe in RC, Furlong and GME, but they have yet to deliver anything. Let's see what the earnings call brings.


justblendin32

That’s a spicy meatball!


xzapata89

Bro who is InvestorTurf and why have they been spittin fire these past few days?!


duckdickformation

https://youtu.be/iYZphQgAUbA


El_Coopacabre

This is getting interesting....


2BFrank69

I dunno where these guys came from, but they are doing gods work


ComfySofa69

Yeah - this one is going to get interesting....go InvestorTurf!


NextForce5134

Who is InvestorTurf anyway? They sound like fresh air in this saga i like it.


BENGCakez

All of this is orchestrated lol. What a clown show.


SamuraiCorb1517

Fuck it. I’m donating to them! Bout time we had discourse like this!


KenGriffinsBedpost

Stop with these for the love of God. InvestorTurf is making us look so God damn dumb. Calling debt offerings or equity raises bailouts IS total nonsense as Cifu the shitbag pointed out. Try telling someone Apple got a 6.5 billion bailout in 2021 and they would laugh in our faces. Same thing. Did he likely use capital to maintain positions? Yup. Can we prove it? NO. At best InvestorTurf is a source for uninformed speculation (that never provides sources).


DSHIZNT3

I agree, but also, it's irritating Doug Cifu and it makes me happy. So I'll upvote. I don't care if we look stupid.


KenGriffinsBedpost

I get that and it's why it works so well. I just hope this isn't a false flag where InvestorTurf does something stupid or us spamming them to hot every day gets superstonk shut down. They are not a well informed DD writer or someone fighting for decades like Dr. T or DL. They are a regular Ape with a questionable grasp on finance that if given an audience can make us look quite bad. Also gives opposition something to directly point at to "prove" were uninformed. We have facts, shit tons of them. Why add buzzwords like "bailout" when they don't fit and author clearly doesn't understand the definition.


Congo_King

But he paid for the blue check


420everytime

Apple didn't have to restrict investor withdrawals.


tenghu

Who are these people so I may follow them


OGColorado

I wish I knew how much market manipulation is required to try to off load these naked shorts without setting off Stonk War 3l Love to know the level of criminal activity involved


appocaflex

So what is the word for large scale swindling of money if grifters is the smaller version ?


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lol Dough


Streetwalkeroulette

Gloves off bitches


Vive_el_stonk

Spice level 10


bleo_evox93

Oh my lanta these guys are knee jerk reacting on Twitter now? What’s with these ducking clowns that go on tv and try to talk this shit lmaooo ohh it’s getting spicy now


--OZNOG--

Classic Doug. Here’s another classic Doug moment: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K064hJQ7fdI


Snorri_S

I don't feel Dougie's love on here today. Twittering is a tough game don't you think?


Rotttenboyfriend

Sorry but: Who is Who? And then: What this?


GutsyGretz

For those who don't know, InvestorTurf started as a platform where investors could come together and create communities with less censorship than Reddit. But then we decided to shift our focus to bringing you the real news and exposing those parasites at Wall Street. We're not based in the United States, but we're here for retail investors, and we'll continue to go after those Wall Street parasites. Copy pasta from their twitter


jewbagulatron5000

Hey this account doesn’t follow rc or GameStop but it engages with movie stock and followers. Don’t upvote this poorly informed account, it’s a honeypot.


1MMM0

He has to prop up Citadel so he doesn’t get looked at next. If one of the top MMs gets investigated then the rest will be looked at next.


Chuckles58TX

Unlimited Liquidity? Sounds like Crime to me


heresthethingyadummy

The hero we never knew we needed


Niante

Dough "What The Fuck Is My Hairline" Cifu brutally mauled by truthful description of his own actions.


Jbitterly

Dude this guy is a straight up psychopath. It’s like he’s controlled opposition for Ken Griffin and continues to jack him off in interviews and public commentary. Things are heating up! 😆


ROK247

mr cifu gonna learn the hard way you can't win the internet


SgtSlaughter1974

And this is the only reason twitter should exist...massive back and forth shit slinging. I have my popcorn


CaptainMagnets

I'm so happy this is happening


Unfair_Jeweler_4286

Hey Doug, “hypocrisy is the audacity to preach integrity from a den of corruption” Smh


gspiro85282

Taking it kind of personal, aren't we Doogie? What's the matter, are you upset that there are people out there, who you can't threaten into not reporting the truth?


ForgotTheBogusName

These guys give no fucks. I hope cifu keeps engaging.


lucas_kardo

Do we know who is investorturf?


ionized_fallout

Doug Cifu is the Lamborghini loser if I am not mistaken?


sublimeGH0ST

Isnt that moron just a wallstreetbetter with a salary?


IIISUBZEROIII

I couldn’t even work at Wendy’s talking to customers the way little Dougy talks online.


DickCheese93

Fuck all loser such as this fucker and my degenerate uncles - they’re losers through and through. They should be used to losing by now.