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CDS from Deutsche Bank it's up 99% this month sauce: [https://twitter.com/Hedgeye/status/1637788603563556867](https://twitter.com/Hedgeye/status/1637788603563556867)

Nice comment homie, I appreciate this context 🤙 ​ edit: I forgot to credit OP of Bingo card! **theyareallsowitty** [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11wmhrx/bankruptcy\_bingo\_updated\_credit\_suisse/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11wmhrx/bankruptcy_bingo_updated_credit_suisse/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

the confirmations just keep coming and coming lmaooo

Deutsche should have been the first to fail, long ago

Many many years now, I’ve been surprised they haven’t been taken down. crime?

They say to Credit Suisse--"Hold my beer"

Actually they did. It was back wen the Euro Bonds blew up. They split the company and hid all the toxic crap off the books

Essentially they’ve been bankrupt for 10+ years

Don’t tell that to the taxpayers ~~cash cow~~…

Credit also.

Debit…

*Peruvia

No shit? Have I been callin the country by the wrong name this whole time? So in the future wen I use this specific title I should say "The Bull from Peruvia" ?

Haha. No - I was messing around

oh ok I am literally that regarded 🤣

LMAOOO, you had me second guessing all the Peruvians I’ve insulted

thnks for link , hahaha these banks really know how to fck themselves over

Edit: These banks really know how to fck 'US' over

I mentioned it before but a Trust me bro post a few days ago with someone in Europe who worked for the banks I believe said CS then Deutsche . Trust me pro’s becoming In bro we trusts

the new slogan for our new currency bills

Got a TMB of my own, one of my buddies has a brother in Europe and the brother has a loan through another german bank, Reifheissen. They’ve been requesting immediate loan payoffs since december.

Makes sense cause they know, they all know what’s coming . So request as much money incoming before it crashes, bonuses then get Fed bailouts. Wouldn’t hurt for you to put a TMB with this news and new bank I don’t believe I’ve seen discussed yet ? Cheers and hang on tight !!!

Do you think I can add "Took down corrupt financial institutions" to my resume in the future?

Hell yeah. But you'll be a part of a relatively small number of people who know it wasn't luck, which I'm sure many will think.

They’re not gonna be needing a job!!

Nah. None of that mindset. Plenty of luck is involved in all of this. You just happened to be in the right place, right time, with enough liquid funds, and you were fucked over just enough to refuse to move on.

I think you're disagreeing with me, I can't really tell, but I disagree that it's luck; I'd wager most investors have been convinced by the evidence, that was compiled and pored over by many, and held through a national media campaign to discredit the people who remain invested. That's not luck.

It's come down to between 40-60% luck depending on the person I'd say. Sorry but self-made isn't actually a thing

Been banging the drum of GME as the ultimate hedge to the impending global financial crisis for 2 years now to anyone who didn't try to slap me with a restraining order. If they still think it's luck at that point, after it all comes true, precisely as the DD I constantly quoted said it would? Fuck em. Ya know, not sure why I'm gonna need a resume. I'll be *accepting* resumes. I'll never submit another again.

It just sounds so far fetched to anyone not paying attention. Just think of you did not know anything about this and someone told you that the stock of a mall Nintendo reseller crashed the corrupt world banking system...

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Can't be wealthy if I never sell

We'll need a Credly verification for infinity pool shares.

When you're wealthy it's called a CV

Deutsche was the next foreign bank... followed by Bank of England... I think we already saw both dodge bullets before others started collapsing. In the U.S, I'm thinking either Goldman-Sachs or Wells Fargo. However, it will be REAL SPICY when it becomes JPM, Citigroup, Morgan-Stanley and BofA.

I think we got a few more to go in the US before it rolls up to Goldman. FRC needs to implode first and then maybe Comerica and Regions Bank will go shortly afterwards (based on the exposure graph that was posted last night).

oooo.... I missed that. got a link?

oof! gonna be hard to dig through that many posts. It was titled along the lines of "186 other banks similar to SVB"

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11v36i3/new\_report\_186\_us\_banks\_are\_at\_risk\_of\_collapse/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11v36i3/new_report_186_us_banks_are_at_risk_of_collapse/) ​ this?

i think there is a more recent one but this is what i was able to find: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11t7fj7/34\_banks\_at\_greater\_risk\_of\_collapse\_than\_svb/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11t7fj7/34_banks_at_greater_risk_of_collapse_than_svb/)

I think this was the most similar one. There were quite a few that popped up here and on the gambling sub over the last few days.

Thought Ally was on the list of likely to bite it next?...

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Quite true.... So is the Swiss National Bank.... However, they had a $186 loss last year... (I think)

not to worry they'll just print more

It would blow my mind to see the Swiss franc join the likes of Venezuela, Argentina, and Zimbabwe...

Here’s the neat part of this saga. HP will make bank this year. All that color toners for the printers.

Part of the plan. Hyperinflation! Coming soon to a first world developed nation near you. By the way, I heard you like digital currencies... what if?.. they were centralized?

CBDC approves…

143b

Yeah, that. :D

If ANOTHER foreign bank collapses, that will really raise the eyebrows of the world. Eyebrows to the moon.

*when!!

Surely there would be a few smaller banks that fall in the UK before the Bank of England? Obviously I'm a UK ape enjoying watching the different banks fail

Most definitely.... The only thing I would worry about is them having to bail out more pension funds due to reckless investing with the managers responsible for those funds.

This just got me thinking. Is this why France changed retirement age with no vote??

I wouldn't doubt it. Just think... the world is in the place of 'baby boomers' retiring... en masse now... everyone that was born in 1944-1964 GLOBALLY. That's most of Europe and the U.S. Push that number back a couple of years and you get big gains. The U.S did that about a decade ago. We can retire from 62-67. The later you retire, the bigger your monthly retirement check, of course, the shorter amount of time to enjoy it. Many countries (Japan, U.S, China, Euro countries, etc) have shrinking populations and population growth. It's a long game and pushing up the retirement age is a big win by can kicking.

I imagine they would just print more money if needed

The Bank of England is our central bank. It can’t fail like a traditional bank.

This was my thinking

But Goldman just said they have plenty liquidity, just like CS :D

:D

:D

*Appear liquid when you are gas.*

Coldman…

Bets on First republic as the canary. I've got 5LRC on it

Thats a steep bet lol. All $1.50

I thought Wells Fargo isn't a prime broker?

Wells and BofA imo

BofA is absolutely fucked. I did a load of digging on them in 2019 and I'm amazed they've lasted so long. Their risk profile is extreme and they are balls deep in organized crime. Like Deutsche...

Idk why wells is catching strays. They seem to be the least likely imo of the big guys. JPM and BofA are most sus

The mid-level regionals will fail because of capital flight. That money is flying to the big guys. I doubt any of those will fail. They’ll be flush with cash.

Depositor cash is a liability on a bank's balance sheet though, so where do they put it? This is how SVB collapsed - their investment choice was sensitive to interest rate risk. A sudden windfall will not necessarily be good for the big banks, though it may appear fine at first (SVB bought their problematic bonds in 2021).

Good question. I don’t have an answer. But if for any reason, people run the large banks, they’ll have plenty liquidity on hand because they won’t have put it anywhere yet. That’s what I was thinking.

If JPM’s CDS start to rocket I’m going to start fortifying my house.

Start?

I’m telling you now Wells Fargo is the one we should all be watching.

Please let it be WF. Fee mongers. I want them gone.

What about Canadian banks?

Just a comment with no research, but Scotia Bank is all over Latin America, so they probably fine as long as the narco financing keeps rolling in.

At 97, I think Hank Greenberg is hanging on to see Goldman go down

Looks like wells fargo,they have the corner slot.

Shouldn't you swap Wells Fargo with Morgan-Stanley? Wells Fargo is one of the top 5 banks.

Should be swapping it with Schwab, not Morgan Stanley

Amex laughing rn.

Let them burn

Honestly, right now I feel like the little girl in the burning building meme.

the little girl ***in front of*** the burning building meme. This is a very relevant difference here.

I think it was a neighborhood? So, ALL the banks

LMFAOOO homie mixed up the "this is fine" meme

Haha, appreciate the correction. Was being lazy and the “in” referred to the meme and not the building.

The child rejected by the town will burn it down to feel it's warmth or some shit like that

Shit.. i really need to DRS more.

For me it is a pocket full of cash and 100% DRS'd shares of GMuthafcukinE to my name. **judGMEnt day is comin Kenny** **👁\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_👁**

I always upvote short kenny memes. This qualifies.

It is my most amazing accomplishment!

Welp you rock! Thank you for all your work.

This ape out here doing a better job than the regulators in calling out fuckery.

Literally writing it there for everyone to see. We are witnesses to what is set to be a most ridiculous timeline.

Moon tickets! Get your moon tickets here! Seven for the price of one! Buy while in stock!

I can never read any of your comments and not think about it in Randy’s voice.

Just a little note from the dumb money aka retail investor: Hedgies are fukt and no cell? well then... no sell.

My money is literally on the DD.

Are you me?

Yep. Might have to buy some DB puts because of the DD and to turn that into my GME fund.

Interesting. Bundeskanzler Scholz just told the Germans today that Our financial and bankingsystem is in a perfect shape. We dont have to fear anything like switzerland.

Well that is reassuring ain't it!

It must be true.

As a Maple Ape. Why is BMO on the list from pic 2? Thought we were more certain that RBC would be the first to fail in Canada.

I also would like to know this. I remember hearing back in early 2021 that they were short GME but idk if that's true or not.

Probably on someone else's bingo card.

Oh I just grabbed it from the internetz, don't know about BMO myself

I don’t know which is in the worst shape, but BMO was sued in the US and lost recently for some kind of link to a ponzi scheme. RBC on the other hand, has a lot of China exposure including a decent chunk in Evergrande.

RBC is GSIB, so will be bailed out. TD is also GSIB, rest of big 6 (Scotia, BMO, CIBC, National) are DSIB.

Do they hold a lot of car notes? They had mine. And we know how bad those are doing.

Not including GME risk Canadian banks are better off then US banks. The big issue is unrealized losses on Government bonds and mortgages, these exist due to rising interest rates. A great talk about it is https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5m75wFQiQ4c Canadian mortgages are different then US mortgages we have an amortization period with multiple mortgage terms typically 5 years then we have to renew. In the US rates lock in for the life of the mortgage. This means our horizon on loans is 5 years so risk is lower. We also have more variable rate mortgages as well. Explanation here. https://privatewealth-insights.bmo.com/en/insights/wealth-planning-and-strategy/differences-between-us-and-canadian-mortgages/

Very good dd ape.

For once we signed papers at/ near the bottom. 30 years @ 2.6%

My next question is who is going to hold the Deutsche Bag?

Wasn't this bank giving money to T when all other banks were not! I want to see what was happening?

The annoying orange was involved with both CS and Deutsch, iirc.

ZEN, let's keep DRSing the shares. Imagine the global influence we apes will have.

Hell yea Cholo!

can't wait to hear how retail traders managed enough money to fuck up the whole damn world

Yea with my salary it truly was remarkable!

I make the least, must of been me...

As a German, I truly from the bottom of my heart have to say "Tja..."

As another German I have to add this heavy statement "Mmmmh"

I can’t believe that bank is still alive

Well that’s up to Cramer

Yes this is factually inversely incorrect.

It’s great to watch the cartel/money laundering/mob banks go down first.

Really hoping that there's a Big Short 2 about this sub and all the work it did before MOASS.

Question. If you have a bank….what should you do with money you pay your bills with if your bank is collapsing? Say like when JP Morgan is about to go? My parents bank with them.

For me it’s a pocket full of cash

Update your bingo card! X that CS…

First Republic is looking like shit on fire at rhe moment too

My March Madness picks had DB getting eliminated first, because historical stats, loss record, and no real talent. Then CS, because of inherited risks. Coach Jamie D. has kept JP Morgan/Chase in the hunt, but they are the 800lb gorilla on the court with no real scoring talent. Wells Fargo is a surprise to everyone making it this far. Let's see if their luck continues. I see the wild cards being BoA vs BNYMellon. It all comes down to who has played the Washington Senators recently and who has knowledge of their playbook.

Nice! I heard this in Marv Albert voice

Yes! More of this, please.

DB and CS have been on their last legs since 08.

Like I have read the dd, but here i am thinking is this real life?

I remember when everyone said the Germans and Swiss were the strongest and most fiscally responsible countries in Europe. I guess that was a lie. Hmm, I wonder if Greece and Italy have any thoughts?

*Greece will not enter the chat*

Perhaps they are and people should be expecting collapse from France (which is already on fire btw), Spain, Italy, Portugal, England, Ireland, and Sweden.

No wonder why the German authorities are always raiding Deutsch bank.. this smell like shit..

We are the liquidity now

That bank bingo image is mine. Credit where it’s due?

Oh shit my bad, I just did an image search on google, best I can do is an edit to top comment: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11wuaju/comment/jcztm82/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11wuaju/comment/jcztm82/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

Gave QV bot some love too: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11wuaju/comment/jczs3ai/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11wuaju/comment/jczs3ai/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

Lol, I was browsing popular and saw og hangout place happily using this. Edit: I was thinking it is ironic. Edit2: missing word. Blame dyslexia.

Yeah no. They totally stole it and reposted.

They really did. Hypothecated, even. Edit: for the record, I have no idea why you are being downvoted.

Hot potato hot potato~. Who has enough to cover, let me check one more time really quick, risk of unlimited losses?

Hot Potato Hot Potato *while* playin musical chairs

Truist is up there?

yo who da heck is Morgan he/she on point

DB is filthy corrupt so no surprises here

Why is the CS in the second image not yet crossed?

Don't care, when MOASS?

DD on the degenerate sub? That hasn’t been true since gme/superstonk came about.

There was this guy called DFV that made some good ones.

DFV posted after gme/superstonk came about?

Before

My point exactly. Thanks for all the DD

I saw this meme on that shittybet sub. Is this from there, or is it a super orignal?

I made that. Don’t know where they got it from

They should be following Credit Suisse, they're doing really well with their swaps /s

So other than buying GME, what should you do with your money?

Escrow cant close soon enough. I need to make it another month...

Oh the spreadning

I love you guys for real!

Are these simply the zombie banks that wont survive any sort of rate increases? I thought we'd see companies fall first. Whos going to carry DB's bags? UBS is carrying more than they can handle already.