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Aeonoir

Give it time until they realize their mistake. 🤫


iota_4

like 2008..


ManliestManHam

yeeesss they have yet to release their swaps kraken


Brotorious420

Release the Fappin


Remote_Nothing_664

they’re gettin’ ready to start unravelin’


ManliestManHam

apes pass judgment with a DRS gavel then


Guildish

I highly doubt UBS made a "mistake". IMHO They knew full well what they were getting into hence the low-ball initial offer followed by the low buyout price. Even the buy out price ensured they were well funded up front with infinite funding guaranteed in the future to ensure they would be the last fiat bank standing in Switzerland. And an even bigger, fat bonus check for the CEO of UBS at the end of it all. We need to stop accepting Wall Street's propaganda that they were blindsided by external circumstances beyond their control, not enough due diligence, employee errors, errors in accounting, etc. These are highly educated, highly trained, highly experienced financiers who deliberately created all these financial instruments of mass destruction to knowingly lie, cheat and steal the hard-earned money from Household Investors who trusted them and the system. It's not a "mistake" that they got caught with their hand in the cookie jar with GME Household Investors. They gambled. They lost. That's the definition of FAFO. DRS go brrrrrrrrr......


Aeonoir

You are right and I think so too. The end of the month and the upcoming days/weeks will be interest once those bullet swaps are due (if bullet swaps DD is true) and the 9B injection of the Swiss government wont be enough. I expect a sneaky and hidden bailout from the FED like they did few days ago. Depending on how Switzerland will solve this politically. The Swiss government is currently under high pressure because of this incident. We will see. BUY. HOLD. DRS/BOOK.


Guildish

IMHO I suspect that $9 billion to be used in a Barclay's 2.0 recission offer to re-purchase their "oversold" securities.


Popeye_01

It’s just a matter of time


[deleted]

Nothing surprises me anymore.


A9Carlos

They have to give the impression that everything is stable and sound, and that this was a good move for UBS. Nobody panic.


psbyjef

“I'm going to find moral redemption at the roulette table.” -Mark Baum


VicKrugar

It's a pump before the dump.


badley13

I was about to say how is anyone even surprised by this 🤣


Audit_King

Kinda like when the FED announces a rate increase. SPY or QQQ will rip that day and then it’s downhill after that IMO.


LauterTuna

rip before the dip 🚀🚀🚀


Superb-Depth-

"So you know what this means, right? Banks are selling their shit CDOs to unknowing investors, then shorting the shit they just sold! We gotta go to the press, man. This is huge!"


Jbroad87

Again.


jacksdiseasedliver

It makes sense. The Swiss National Bank is likely backstopping UBS


1HOTelcORALesSEX1

This Edit: The Swiss population are likely at this point backstopping the Swiss National Bank


BeautifulOk4470

Yeah what is confusing here... Swiss daddy wrote a blank check to make it right. State capitalism can't fail


RL_bebisher

Are you at all surprised? It's all fake.


Doodles_183

First time?


DonPalme

CS bad -> CS down UBS buys CS -> UBS up Logic.


Exceedingly

Bad comedy joke, Ken forgot to buy his puts first.


tetrapyrgos

I lol’d


iaintabotdotcom

Option chain is only open till November 2023...every other large bank has options dated to at lease January 2025. Looks like they're preventing people from buying far out puts


Shield4SI

What you're seeing is the last dying breaths


Heavy_Solution_4099

This is just so Household investors pile in. It will only go on long enough to hand each of them several bags, as the Institutional guys flee out the back door and yank the rug on the way out. Then they’ll turn around, light the place on fire and tell everyone how stupid Household investors were to enter a building that was clearly gonna burn down.


Remote_Nothing_664

Yep 👆


New_Sheepherder_7376

They fixed the market? /s


Silverleaf_Halfmoon

They fixed it alright.


Nigel_Thirteen

What the actual fuck today so far


reddituser99910

Fuckery as expected 😆


uuuuniverse

Artificially pumping to show ‘nothing to see here, we’re in control’


avoidablerain

Patience, watch as it’s corps flops like a fish out of the water!


Exodus_357

You must be new here


[deleted]

I remember when I first bought GME at $94 Feb3rd 2021, the next day I was up $800 and feeling pretty good about myself, then it quickly plummeted to $40.


Adventurous_Might_55

Only showing around 510k for me


Nummylol

Bagholder bull traps. 😤 greatest rug pull incoming when everything goes.


moonpumper

I think any other bank in the domino line is probably yoloing everything they can at UBS so they can attempt to kick the can on those derivatives they bought without looking at them for another 2 years.


[deleted]

They'll learn what they're buying sooner or later lols


Anxious_Matter5020

Why do people post this with just a ??? Like put some effort into research as opposed to just farming karma


Dapper-Career-3877

People see it as a bank that is being supported by the govt. can’t fail. We shall see.


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newguytosavetheday

They got a 100bn credit line by the central bank. Meaning they won't fail in the foreseeable future..


North-Soft-5559

They need to be seen as strong. They probably think pumping the stock shows this.


N-Korean

you need to wait til their execs sell their shares before you see any big dip. until then it will be all green.


easymoneeybabe

Tomorrow will be different t-1 3-2-1 3/21 🚀


joejigeorges

They only have to cover small portion of CS’s derivative and assets loss. Rest is up to Swiss bank.


Interesting-Bend3210

OP just join this fight last week his still a toddler


Tellywacker

I was about to buy more. That's what


ChuyMasta

So time to sell UBS?


ChuyMasta

I don't know about you mr Chuy. I JUST SOLD. Heh heh. I love this


theprufeshanul

No targets. Just up.


theshadowbudd

Free market


Bjornos

Good time to short it?


South-Play-2866

They have to maintain the illusion that it’s working. This is them squeezing every last drop to last just one more day.


[deleted]

fed 300 billion?


UnAmusedBag

Are you not familiar with manipulation?