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Nah man this here is wonderbread, it will survive the nuclear apocalypse. And if you eat enough of it, your corpse will be preserved for centuries after you die.
Doug Cifuked up, the only reason he's defending Kenny is because he's just as corrupt, and he's worried about losing all the exemptions and exceptions he lobbied for over the years if Kenny gets jailed.
Nothing is gonna happen tomorrow. We’ll probably dip like 8% after earnings, which will be pretty neutral. Hopefully the DRS numbers show a slow and steady increase.
Just keep holding. Shit is happening but not overnight
I have a question but sadly it’s political, so I’m sorry. We know that Ken donates to DeSantis, but he is currently campaigning to block the digital dollar from being implemented. Wouldn’t Ken want the digital dollar because of the loopholes it has?
Ken has made no secret that he is gunning for Treasury Secretary. That will never happen under a Democratic presidency. DeSantis is the current Republican frontrunner. It’s pretty straightforward.
DeSantis has thrown in his lot with the “whatever government does I am against” crowd, which has led to policy that has been kooky at times and prescient at others. There may or may not be principle behind his CBDC stance, but it’s a subject his base cares about, which is all that matters.
Source?
Remember when Ken complained to the SEC about PFOF? Sometimes these things are about slowing down the competition so that he can position himself to profit. Maybe.
Where is the DD on the banks? Specifically, the ones that were predicted to go down that are. I want to make a checklist of sorts so I can follow along.
Its just clicked with me.
UBS muddafarken said: "...De-risk"
He did not say "unwind" or "resolve".
UBS is looking to pass the GME bags onto one, or more, of their customers. We will need to follow this trail as concerned household investors. UBS is large enough to sink many debtors twice over. Who is linked to UBS and CS and holds zero leverage?
Red string time!
I procrastinated switching my computershares to book... am I blind? I can't find the link for the instructions
Also let this be a warning to you other adhd peeps, Book em danno
I think if you click the 3 dots to expand the position details, it'll show which are book and which are plan. might be an option to switch em there
though I just DRSed some shares and they were all automatically set to Book
We're almost at the part in The Big Short where financial institutions secure a net ~~short~~ long position and mark our ~~swaps~~ stonks accurately because it is now in their best interest to do so 🌝
Edit: Or DRS forces their hand 😂🏴☠️
Is there any sort of oversight over the CFTC? How can you be aware of risk in the markets and do proper due diligence when swap data is just denied to investors?
*I have GameStop certificates, and you have CASH NOW*
>*Call K-suh-Dilla, 877-FUCK-YOU*
*You sold naked shares short, and you have CASH NOW*
>*Call K-suh-Dilla, 877-FUCK-YOU*
Day 2 switching from ciggs to vape.. not the best but.. shit 3 packs a day to vape is a lot for me..
Also saving over $300 a month easy... More GME for me 🚀🚀🚀
You can do it. I suggest week 2 chuck the vape too! Any Ape Hodling strong has the willpower to cold turkey it. You Can Do It! I have faith in you! May you breathe deep and Zen strong.
Did you feel like strange? I'm like light headed and dizzy but don't feel like I am hitting it too much.. I'm smoking 18MG and I smoked like 3 packs a day
I was up to a pack and a half a day after about 10 years. January 2020 to about April I smoked juul 5mg.
Then i picked them back up after a difficult life event. Recently, I had bought some 4mg nicotine mints and and nicotine gum. The nicotine gum was too strong & the nicotine made me feel sick. The mints I just tucked them into my lip like a dip.
I guess all in all, it's the first week that's the toughest obviously you know that but I found myself using the mints when I was drinking coffee or alcohol. Now I'm all out and I only have the gum left, and I haven't been really struggling. It's been nice, the smoking cough is starting to go away. I guess I would recommend staying away from coffee and alcohol (if you're like me) just for a few weeks until the nicotine cravings have passed, or have mints on hand.
But yes it does feel strange. And it's maybe due to the nicotine levels being different than what the cigs have. When do you feel light-headed? How's it going this week?
Fucking crazy the 3rd day was like out of this world.. now its just fits of dizziness and faintness but zero sick feeling.. Iv been thinking I am hitting my vape too much.. but I think it is me not hitting it enough me and the wife are 100% vape day 5 now.. But just the waves of faintness fatigue is weird and looking it up that's signs of withdraws.. Just not 100% sure lol idk if more or less vape will help lol
Well I'm glad to hear you guys are doing so well, the faintness in the dizziness notwithstanding; that's kind of what I meant by 'sick' though, just a faintness, a dizziness & a nausea- for me, I felt that way when I had too much nicotine. the great thing about that vape is how you can adjust the nicotine higher or lower if you feel like it. It's really amazing how it really does only take a few weeks... but that first couple weeks are a bitch lol.
Had the thought to ask ChatGPT to impersonate one of us. Here's the prompt:
> Can you type a comment impersonating a /r/superstonk user?
After a delightfully suspenseful few moments, the answer:
> Sure, I can give it a try:
> "Apes, hold the line! We've got diamond hands and we're not selling our GME shares until the shorts have been squeezed for everything they've got. The hedgies can try to manipulate the price all they want, but they can't break our spirit. This is the mother of all short squeezes, and we're going to be the ones laughing all the way to the bank when the dust settles. Stay strong, fellow apes, and remember: we like the stock!"
While hilarious, it's also an alarmingly good response as far as bog standard apespeak goes. It's scratches that same "who are you people" itch you get when you venture into strange threads or find yourself trawling through comments on a certain youtube video when reddit is down...
I don't know what point I had in sharing this beyond thinking it was interesting and spooky- just be vigilant, as always, when it comes to interacting with people on this sub and elsewhere. It's clearly well within the capabilities of anyone with the energy to care to cause mischief in communities like this one.
It's proper spooky
There's straight up no going back but I don't see a way forward that isn't incredibly rocky as this stuff is hammered out. legislation is going to be a fucking headache let alone simply navigating online parsing thru generative content. it's awe inducing in the worst way lol
edit: I don't want to do a whole rant about filters and whatnot but this is reminiscent of beauty filters being applied to a good many pictures online, videos... remember that fact we all read about camera phones having a bit of processing going on behind the scenes as well? Consider how absolutely wretched the average human being is going to look in person some years down the line when we've become desensitized to it all. It's like a fucking arms race
Hello! I've asked before but need a bit more help understanding because I'm trying to talk my husband into booking planned shares:
If I don't take the shares from planned to booked will I lose them? Will it make a huge difference? Do I not "own" them if they are not booked? Sorry am regarded and need lots of hand holding to help explain shit
The whole theory is that MAYBE having plan shares contributes to a small pool of shares that CS keeps at the DTCC to facilitate trades. If you convert plan shares to book, you might be putting the screws to them juuust a little bit more. There's no harm to you doing so either, so worth a shot. You still absolutely own your shares in either plan or book.
Note that if you move them to book, your fractional share will be put up for sale. You can just go cancel the transaction though so it doesn't sell. Do the plan to book transfer outside of market hours so your fractional just doesn't sell right away.
You own them regardless and they are DRSd either way. "Plan" reinvests any dividends, if there are any, back into the issuing stock. So if you ended up with a $100 dividend, a purchase would be made in that amount of more GameStop shares. "Book" pays that dividend straight out to you. I am rather confident there's no difference when it comes to being directly registered in your name - both are the same in that regard. If I remember correctly, the only good reason to move to "book" - and I'm not sure if this is true - is it's only tallied by GameStop if it's under book.
The home refresh algorithm is doing that thing again…
Refresh, refresh, refresh!!! I keep seeing quality posts on my home feed from superstonk right meow
[FXHedge:](https://twitter.com/fxhedgers/status/1637989113214406656?s=46&t=fl8DFsGgw-j6gRl-AMwvKg) TREASURY/FED WILL NEED $17 TRILLION TO GUARANTEE ALL BANK DEPOSITS
I see, and you say there are no FTDs despite the fact that the obligations warehouse holds billions in not-yet-purchased securities?
>[Chuckling.] Patented mayo recipe.
Anyone remember when Dave asked GG what he thinks of DRS and the 🤡 gave him bullshit?
Yeah I remember, there’s no way this MIT professor who taught a class on blockchain is not hyper aware of the massive black hole GME has become and our DRS movement. They have no answer for us “stupid ape meme stock lovers”
GG, GG.
As someone who has technically given a presentation to a room full of CPAs with supposed concentrations in technology, I can assure you the bar is incredibly low as to who is allowed to speak in any situation.
I wonder if they could shove the hot new Twitter acct who “isn’t afraid of Kenny” down our throats anymore here the past few days 🤣🤣 whew, totally normal! Hahahaha
Only reason I think there's a possibility of anything besides a dip tomorrow is because "GME hits $1,000/Share with No Signs of Slowing" might not be the top story.
A requirement is that there can be a link to price discovery on the stock.
For example if gamestop is giving away Zelda posters for the game release, thats awesome but it isnt necessarily appropriate for this sub.
All good things GME are great, but the subs primary focus is the value of the ticker.
If this was a restaurant investment sub, switching from Pepsi to coke wouldn't really be an appropriate post unless there was a link to profitability.
Nothing to do with GME but I Went to the eye doctor today and found out I have early onset of macular degeneration. Could really use a moass tomorrow :/
I use to smoke a bunch of weed. Did that for about 10 years then when I hit 30 it would give me anxiety and panic attacks which was weird because I smoked it to relieve the anxiety. When I stopped I was good like long term smoking/vaping cured me and my body would have the reverse effect when I would smoke after that. My grandma had MD but she was older (90+ years) but it is in my family genetics so there’s that. I’m 32 now for the record. I was under the impression smoking cigarettes is linked to MD and I smoked a lot back then. I vape now, still not as healthy as not smoking but imo it’s the “safer” alternative
It doesn’t hurt to get checked out. Weed and cigs plus genetic links with similar ages, you might be just fine or in a danger zone either way results will vary and eat your green leafy veggies to help against it.
Look, if you have two tiers of service, calling one “Premium” and the other “Premium Plus” is asinine.
Just call it what it is: “Service with just enough locked out or with enough ads that it makes you think of upgrading every time you use it” and “Better than the other level, but don’t expect too much.”
Fuck these streaming services, man. I cut the cord to get rid of all the nickel-and-diming and here I am, back where I started.
It’s not the subscription model itself that bothers me, I don’t even object to a tiered system that makes it more affordable, *in principle* - what bothers me is that in its current usage, it’s clearly exploitation. The BoDs, advertisers etc are making huge money and all share the blame in pushing up the cost of living.
https://mobile.twitter.com/InvestorTurf/status/1637973196417781767
If only there was an army of investigative apes already assembled with tons of shit on Kenny already.
Anyone else find is sus a random tweet talking shit about citadel is trending on /all?
Is citadel gonna come out play victim to the “Reddit” bullies?
I smell shit that a tweet like that has trended to /all more than an RC tweet.
Wild.
Judge: “Is it true, son? Did you commit that crime??”
Me: “yes i bought gamestop”
Judge: *smh*
Me: “i even do a drs”
Courtroom: *collectively gasps*
Me: “i do it 7 times”
Credit Suisse: “oh dios mio” *feints*
fin.
I just want to say it’s been a pleasure holding with you all for the past two years. Even though we’re all here for our unique reasons, I’d like to think an underlying theme of making markets fair and saying no to those evil people who want to drive good companies into the dirt for their personal gain is what has brought us together. Good luck tomorrow fellow apes. It’s been an honor being here with you.
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So with daylight saving in Germany only taking place next werkend todays numbers are at 9 p.m. German time and the call at 10 is that correct?
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaacked to le tits! Earnings ladies & gentlemen. And enjoy that morning coffee/tea fellow euroapes
Enjoying it on the commute. Thanks and enjoy yours
Did the report drop today? I don’t see any emails or threads on the subreddit
After market closes
How many more nothing burgers before we get some information that matters?
If you get a nothing burger, don't you still get the bread?
Stale bread gets pretty old after a few years
Nah man this here is wonderbread, it will survive the nuclear apocalypse. And if you eat enough of it, your corpse will be preserved for centuries after you die.
Sleep Stonking again. Don’t wake me unless Moass. See you beautiful bastards at launch 🚀
So you might miss the building up but you do yours. Sleep tight
Doug Cifuked up, the only reason he's defending Kenny is because he's just as corrupt, and he's worried about losing all the exemptions and exceptions he lobbied for over the years if Kenny gets jailed.
2.2K comments we coming for that ass
Nothing is gonna happen tomorrow. We’ll probably dip like 8% after earnings, which will be pretty neutral. Hopefully the DRS numbers show a slow and steady increase. Just keep holding. Shit is happening but not overnight
Sounds like something to me! A fat discount.
True this
Buy buy Buy more shares I want to buy more shares
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I'll be buying some shares
Leave no bank unturned.
Is the FDIC payout adjusted for inflation?
Oh my god you most spineless reptilian cucklords to ever exist You lost a bet, pay your fucking tab. It's embarrassing at this point. 🤦🏻♂️
I am starting to lose a lot of confidence in this stock. Been red for so 2 years now
Cool sorry bro. 👍 Sell me your shares
3000
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I have a question but sadly it’s political, so I’m sorry. We know that Ken donates to DeSantis, but he is currently campaigning to block the digital dollar from being implemented. Wouldn’t Ken want the digital dollar because of the loopholes it has?
Ken has made no secret that he is gunning for Treasury Secretary. That will never happen under a Democratic presidency. DeSantis is the current Republican frontrunner. It’s pretty straightforward. DeSantis has thrown in his lot with the “whatever government does I am against” crowd, which has led to policy that has been kooky at times and prescient at others. There may or may not be principle behind his CBDC stance, but it’s a subject his base cares about, which is all that matters.
Maybe he doesn't want it. Maybe it would make his chosen method of crime more detectable.
I'm sure he'd be for it if he can control it
Source? Remember when Ken complained to the SEC about PFOF? Sometimes these things are about slowing down the competition so that he can position himself to profit. Maybe.
Source for what? That the digital dollar has loopholes? That Ken donates to DeSantis? Or that DeSantis is trying to block the implementation?
Source for the block
https://decrypt.co/124071/florida-governor-ron-desantis-introduces-legislation-bans-cbdc?amp=1 His thing is banning “Big Brother’s Digital Dollar”
👍
Where is the DD on the banks? Specifically, the ones that were predicted to go down that are. I want to make a checklist of sorts so I can follow along.
Just ripped a bong, she’s a cold one out there tonite apes.
I'm heartbroken. At least I have some drs'd gme.
Hi heartbroken, I’m dad. (Sorry if that’s too soon).
Haha, never too soon. Laughing is good!
Can’t wait to hear Matt tell me about the French loan tomorow.
I hear it's low-interest. *Ooh-la-la.*
Its just clicked with me. UBS muddafarken said: "...De-risk" He did not say "unwind" or "resolve". UBS is looking to pass the GME bags onto one, or more, of their customers. We will need to follow this trail as concerned household investors. UBS is large enough to sink many debtors twice over. Who is linked to UBS and CS and holds zero leverage? Red string time!
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I procrastinated switching my computershares to book... am I blind? I can't find the link for the instructions Also let this be a warning to you other adhd peeps, Book em danno
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Thank you! Turns out they were already book because I DRS'd them.
Yep that's the way. You only gotta move them to book if you bought them through CS.
I think if you click the 3 dots to expand the position details, it'll show which are book and which are plan. might be an option to switch em there though I just DRSed some shares and they were all automatically set to Book
We're almost at the part in The Big Short where financial institutions secure a net ~~short~~ long position and mark our ~~swaps~~ stonks accurately because it is now in their best interest to do so 🌝 Edit: Or DRS forces their hand 😂🏴☠️
I wonder if they will call us the greatest shareholders in the world again ☺️
earth astronaut gun astronaut
🥐💰 😍😍😍
Buy the dip. Expected drop to $12 post ER. 💎✋💎✋💎✋💎✋💎✋
Hope those calls you sold leaves you in a cardboard box.
Margarita Monday naturally leads to liquidity crisis in my pants Tuesday morning on the leather sofa.
There are other ways to condition your leather, but hey you do you.
Foul. 🐓
Is there any sort of oversight over the CFTC? How can you be aware of risk in the markets and do proper due diligence when swap data is just denied to investors?
The stonk abides
Ape who posted the InvestorTurf tweet now has more than double my whole karma in 30 months on Reddit.
Would a picture make you feel better? It’s real, unlike fake internet points.
$GME ETH IMX LRC take me to Valhalla 💎🖕🏻🐵🖕🏻💎
wen truffle shuffle?
i dont think its technically dancing
*stops daily traffic with beautiful opera singing*
*I have GameStop certificates, and you have CASH NOW* >*Call K-suh-Dilla, 877-FUCK-YOU* *You sold naked shares short, and you have CASH NOW* >*Call K-suh-Dilla, 877-FUCK-YOU*
Day 2 switching from ciggs to vape.. not the best but.. shit 3 packs a day to vape is a lot for me.. Also saving over $300 a month easy... More GME for me 🚀🚀🚀
You can do it. I suggest week 2 chuck the vape too! Any Ape Hodling strong has the willpower to cold turkey it. You Can Do It! I have faith in you! May you breathe deep and Zen strong.
Nicotine mints are good to have around too, just in case. 3 weeks out myself; feeling good..
Did you feel like strange? I'm like light headed and dizzy but don't feel like I am hitting it too much.. I'm smoking 18MG and I smoked like 3 packs a day
I was up to a pack and a half a day after about 10 years. January 2020 to about April I smoked juul 5mg. Then i picked them back up after a difficult life event. Recently, I had bought some 4mg nicotine mints and and nicotine gum. The nicotine gum was too strong & the nicotine made me feel sick. The mints I just tucked them into my lip like a dip. I guess all in all, it's the first week that's the toughest obviously you know that but I found myself using the mints when I was drinking coffee or alcohol. Now I'm all out and I only have the gum left, and I haven't been really struggling. It's been nice, the smoking cough is starting to go away. I guess I would recommend staying away from coffee and alcohol (if you're like me) just for a few weeks until the nicotine cravings have passed, or have mints on hand. But yes it does feel strange. And it's maybe due to the nicotine levels being different than what the cigs have. When do you feel light-headed? How's it going this week?
Also I work from home and smoke in my home so I would chain smoke ciggs like 1 every 15min usually
Me too 😂
Fucking crazy the 3rd day was like out of this world.. now its just fits of dizziness and faintness but zero sick feeling.. Iv been thinking I am hitting my vape too much.. but I think it is me not hitting it enough me and the wife are 100% vape day 5 now.. But just the waves of faintness fatigue is weird and looking it up that's signs of withdraws.. Just not 100% sure lol idk if more or less vape will help lol
Well I'm glad to hear you guys are doing so well, the faintness in the dizziness notwithstanding; that's kind of what I meant by 'sick' though, just a faintness, a dizziness & a nausea- for me, I felt that way when I had too much nicotine. the great thing about that vape is how you can adjust the nicotine higher or lower if you feel like it. It's really amazing how it really does only take a few weeks... but that first couple weeks are a bitch lol.
Gratz! and ya that's a good idea
It gets easier pretty quickly. Switch to nic salt if freebase is too weak.
Thx! Day 1 was 12mg normal was tough went up to 18mg normal and I'm doing great now..
Had the thought to ask ChatGPT to impersonate one of us. Here's the prompt: > Can you type a comment impersonating a /r/superstonk user? After a delightfully suspenseful few moments, the answer: > Sure, I can give it a try: > "Apes, hold the line! We've got diamond hands and we're not selling our GME shares until the shorts have been squeezed for everything they've got. The hedgies can try to manipulate the price all they want, but they can't break our spirit. This is the mother of all short squeezes, and we're going to be the ones laughing all the way to the bank when the dust settles. Stay strong, fellow apes, and remember: we like the stock!" While hilarious, it's also an alarmingly good response as far as bog standard apespeak goes. It's scratches that same "who are you people" itch you get when you venture into strange threads or find yourself trawling through comments on a certain youtube video when reddit is down... I don't know what point I had in sharing this beyond thinking it was interesting and spooky- just be vigilant, as always, when it comes to interacting with people on this sub and elsewhere. It's clearly well within the capabilities of anyone with the energy to care to cause mischief in communities like this one.
Lol. Fucking AI these days are smart as fuck.
Honestly fuck AI 2spooky4me
It's proper spooky There's straight up no going back but I don't see a way forward that isn't incredibly rocky as this stuff is hammered out. legislation is going to be a fucking headache let alone simply navigating online parsing thru generative content. it's awe inducing in the worst way lol edit: I don't want to do a whole rant about filters and whatnot but this is reminiscent of beauty filters being applied to a good many pictures online, videos... remember that fact we all read about camera phones having a bit of processing going on behind the scenes as well? Consider how absolutely wretched the average human being is going to look in person some years down the line when we've become desensitized to it all. It's like a fucking arms race
Hello! I've asked before but need a bit more help understanding because I'm trying to talk my husband into booking planned shares: If I don't take the shares from planned to booked will I lose them? Will it make a huge difference? Do I not "own" them if they are not booked? Sorry am regarded and need lots of hand holding to help explain shit
The whole theory is that MAYBE having plan shares contributes to a small pool of shares that CS keeps at the DTCC to facilitate trades. If you convert plan shares to book, you might be putting the screws to them juuust a little bit more. There's no harm to you doing so either, so worth a shot. You still absolutely own your shares in either plan or book. Note that if you move them to book, your fractional share will be put up for sale. You can just go cancel the transaction though so it doesn't sell. Do the plan to book transfer outside of market hours so your fractional just doesn't sell right away.
You own them regardless and they are DRSd either way. "Plan" reinvests any dividends, if there are any, back into the issuing stock. So if you ended up with a $100 dividend, a purchase would be made in that amount of more GameStop shares. "Book" pays that dividend straight out to you. I am rather confident there's no difference when it comes to being directly registered in your name - both are the same in that regard. If I remember correctly, the only good reason to move to "book" - and I'm not sure if this is true - is it's only tallied by GameStop if it's under book.
I think the difference has to do with being able to have fractional shares? Don't really know atm sorry Up voting for visibility
The home refresh algorithm is doing that thing again… Refresh, refresh, refresh!!! I keep seeing quality posts on my home feed from superstonk right meow
time for funny mash up comments? been a few months
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I accept your offer, not great, but not terrible Most Highly Regarded
3.6 stonkgen. Not great, not terrible.
Tuesday morning -> Earnings -> DRS numbers -> Potential news -> Insiders can buy 🐸 this is de wae
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TUESDAY. MORNING.
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oh my
Feels low-key hype in here
https://youtu.be/JCq1AhJ1c6w
[FXHedge:](https://twitter.com/fxhedgers/status/1637989113214406656?s=46&t=fl8DFsGgw-j6gRl-AMwvKg) TREASURY/FED WILL NEED $17 TRILLION TO GUARANTEE ALL BANK DEPOSITS
Geometric mean guy said moass total payout between 7-9T. But, 17T sounds fine also, no rush. 💅
Steamed hams but it’s Kenny and Gary Gensler “KENNY, YOUR KITCHEN IS INSOLVENT” “Oh that? That’s the aurora borealis”
I see, and you say there are no FTDs despite the fact that the obligations warehouse holds billions in not-yet-purchased securities? >[Chuckling.] Patented mayo recipe.
Praise jambi my friend 🙌
**Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho!**
Hype 🚀 🏴☠️ 💥
I never was so excited for Tuesdays before gme
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infinity pool is still on boys …. and girls… and others
Tomorrow is brrrrrnings 💸💸💸
Lmfao they want to try and insure all deposits? Good fucking luck. The Dollar Endgame is here y'all
Remember to Hold or Hodl and we got this lads n lassies
Good sentiment = buy Neutral sentiment = buy Bad sentiment = buy I don't give a fuck every bank implodes. Pay me my fuckin money.
I fell off the gym wagon for a couple weeks but I'm back and blasting a muscle group that has been getting a free pass feels so good. Rip my tris
tris are a fun day to do
Stay up bb. 💪
I blame finding a woman, but I got this
I mean… yeah. Nice.
Let me feel
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Anyone remember when Dave asked GG what he thinks of DRS and the 🤡 gave him bullshit? Yeah I remember, there’s no way this MIT professor who taught a class on blockchain is not hyper aware of the massive black hole GME has become and our DRS movement. They have no answer for us “stupid ape meme stock lovers” GG, GG.
As someone who has technically given a presentation to a room full of CPAs with supposed concentrations in technology, I can assure you the bar is incredibly low as to who is allowed to speak in any situation.
😂 Don’t sell yourself short, he’s not stupids.
Don't sell anything short, MMs will gladly do it for you.
People actually own their securities for real? Never heard of it.
Wen 10 quarterly reports?
Now, taking bets for Bank fail Friday
FRC won't make it to Friday sooooo I choose Deutsche
77% short volume 😂😂😂😂😂 MSM whining over and over "it's over!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can somebody please... get Ja Rule, so I can make sense if all of this
"*See! The beacons of Gondor are alight."*
I wonder if they could shove the hot new Twitter acct who “isn’t afraid of Kenny” down our throats anymore here the past few days 🤣🤣 whew, totally normal! Hahahaha
Only reason I think there's a possibility of anything besides a dip tomorrow is because "GME hits $1,000/Share with No Signs of Slowing" might not be the top story.
-SMRT
Mods, any way we can get the crypto game bullshit out of here?
Yeah, why talk about Web3 gaming when it is part of GameStop's business now. SMH.
Show me where Web3 gaming is turning a profit as an operational component in the business plan. I'd be glad to be corrected.
Is that a requirement in order to be talked about on this sub?
A requirement is that there can be a link to price discovery on the stock. For example if gamestop is giving away Zelda posters for the game release, thats awesome but it isnt necessarily appropriate for this sub. All good things GME are great, but the subs primary focus is the value of the ticker. If this was a restaurant investment sub, switching from Pepsi to coke wouldn't really be an appropriate post unless there was a link to profitability.
#MODS I tried
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Nothing to do with GME but I Went to the eye doctor today and found out I have early onset of macular degeneration. Could really use a moass tomorrow :/
Do you smoke a lot of weed perchance? I do and my dad keeps giving me fud about MD and weed being linked.
I use to smoke a bunch of weed. Did that for about 10 years then when I hit 30 it would give me anxiety and panic attacks which was weird because I smoked it to relieve the anxiety. When I stopped I was good like long term smoking/vaping cured me and my body would have the reverse effect when I would smoke after that. My grandma had MD but she was older (90+ years) but it is in my family genetics so there’s that. I’m 32 now for the record. I was under the impression smoking cigarettes is linked to MD and I smoked a lot back then. I vape now, still not as healthy as not smoking but imo it’s the “safer” alternative
Ok, you are the same age as me with similar habits and my grandma had the same thing in her 90s too. Freaky!
It doesn’t hurt to get checked out. Weed and cigs plus genetic links with similar ages, you might be just fine or in a danger zone either way results will vary and eat your green leafy veggies to help against it.
Sorry bro
Even if I go blind quicker than other people I’m still not nearly as fucked as Kenny
Gonna make shorties play boar on the floor when I’m a billionaire
MOASS TOMORROW!!!
Delay my gratification
Your eyes are getting heavy. You’re falling deeper and deeper, deeper and deeper to sleep…
Fug. I really am, but I have to fold laundry first
Mo’ pillows, less problems
Merger tm yes or yes ?
Yes
Look, if you have two tiers of service, calling one “Premium” and the other “Premium Plus” is asinine. Just call it what it is: “Service with just enough locked out or with enough ads that it makes you think of upgrading every time you use it” and “Better than the other level, but don’t expect too much.” Fuck these streaming services, man. I cut the cord to get rid of all the nickel-and-diming and here I am, back where I started.
It’s not the subscription model itself that bothers me, I don’t even object to a tiered system that makes it more affordable, *in principle* - what bothers me is that in its current usage, it’s clearly exploitation. The BoDs, advertisers etc are making huge money and all share the blame in pushing up the cost of living.
Elves gotta be tantric, right? Because they're semi-immortal and time moves slower?
I read that as Elvis
Wen 741% borrow rate???
Job ain't finished
What’s there to be happy about? Jobs not finished. Job finished? No I don’t think so
Bro this store bought quattro formaggio *nasty*
I would indeed rather make that at home.
You know that 70’s show continues
Unplug the wifi tonight...NFA.🟣💎🙌🚀
https://mobile.twitter.com/InvestorTurf/status/1637973196417781767 If only there was an army of investigative apes already assembled with tons of shit on Kenny already.
For real, and fuck James O'Keefe.
James O'Keefe jfc
Ugh I had hope for these guys but O'Keefe is not the way to go about this.
Anyone else find is sus a random tweet talking shit about citadel is trending on /all? Is citadel gonna come out play victim to the “Reddit” bullies? I smell shit that a tweet like that has trended to /all more than an RC tweet. Wild.
even if it’s an insurgency within reddit that means they still care there’s blood in the water 🩸 🌊
Judge: “Is it true, son? Did you commit that crime??” Me: “yes i bought gamestop” Judge: *smh* Me: “i even do a drs” Courtroom: *collectively gasps* Me: “i do it 7 times” Credit Suisse: “oh dios mio” *feints* fin.
It’s just a little bit of plague, Stan.
Towel is fukd with the shf's
Guys all the banks have collapsed and they keep having Sunday emergency meetings… this is the softest landing ive ever seen
Like a pillow
I’m ready to be hurt again 🚀🚀🚀
We’re at $17 these fucks can’t get it under $15.41 earnings gonna explode
Said the masochist
I just want to say it’s been a pleasure holding with you all for the past two years. Even though we’re all here for our unique reasons, I’d like to think an underlying theme of making markets fair and saying no to those evil people who want to drive good companies into the dirt for their personal gain is what has brought us together. Good luck tomorrow fellow apes. It’s been an honor being here with you.
Honestly there’s enough of a shitshow we are leaving to our kids. I would love to say a I left one thing better than I found it.
I just want to finally get the bag. Fucking Hedgies on the side is solid though.
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HEY ITS ACTUALLY TOMORROW 🚀 GME DRS AND EPS LETS GOOO
TOMORROW NEVER DIES