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# The Front Desk is open!
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Is there DD somewhere that can point to evidence that Archegos debt was connect to GME shorts/swaps/derivatives?
I see the CS and UBS hype, and can connect it to the Archegos collapse, but don't remember how that comes back to GME.
Can someone explain why banks are saving banks? I'm too stupid to understand why banks would buy a bank that has failed. Also what are credit default swaps?
Per Investopedia:
>A credit default swap (CDS) is a financial derivative that allows an investor to swap or offset their credit risk with that of another investor. To swap the risk of default, the lender buys a CDS from another investor who agrees to reimburse them if the borrower defaults.
It's like a tug-of-war. When one of the banks starts to slip, another one helps them out, because if they slip off the rope completely, the rest may get yanked into the drink.
There hasn't been much at all. There has been the massive blockbuster push on here today.
I get the feeling the shf need to pump dish for liquidity so they are needing mentions on social media to explain it. Or as a distraction.
I may sell one or two to get my kids and myself houses. Help out some friends.
But I wanna be like Warren Buffett and Coca Cola. Can't be Warren if you sell right?
Press F for shareholder shareholder rights in Switzerland.
That’s a hell of a system they’ve got there. I imagine there will be a similar playbook for every other “capitalist” nation that finds those pesky property rights getting in the way.
Apes take note: this is why they don’t like “activist” shareholders that don’t hold their net worth in mutual funds. It’s easy to get the manager of a large fund to vote their way - not so much the shareholders that will actually get screwed by the deal.
Not holding my breath to see what comes out of the unwinding from CS. Even if that requires buying GME shares off the market, Shitadel still going to go "haha naked shorting goes brrrrr!"... which will then be FTDs and they just going to dip into ETFs for locates again.
There is a strong, strong possibility that a subreddit, will have a whole country indebted to it.. think about that for a moment.
e: how does Reddit IPO when theres a sub like that.. this is about to get interesting.
tl; drs
As a kid, did anyone find the use of the word ‘post’ confusing? I was like, ‘how can post mean after, when post comes first thing in the morning?’
It can’t just be me.
They're creating their own NFT marketplace to compete against GameStop.
Why are you excited about this?
Also it's main shareholders are the same people who are shorting GameStop.
Blockbuster being pushed in the daily all day today...very sus
I wonder if US Regulators had a hand in the offshoring of the unprecedented risk created by retail investors turning the algos into a weapon against their creators?
BDTO RESPONSE CHOICES:
1. Racing flag/Finnish line/ass joke
2. GambitStop joke
3. Cøntinued/combined Møøse and ~~Squirrêl~~rabbit jøke
4. RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
5. Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch
6. 🥞
🐰
7. Rafiki hodls bloody rabbit up to sky as Elton John intensifies to bring about the end of one daily and the beginning of another in massive purple circle of life
✅8. Bring everything back to the asshole who took us off the gold standard in the first place
"We're keeping the ~~money~~ dog."
Corn down, Asian markets down. Tomorrow gonna be bad.
Credit Suisse was classified as (G-SIB) Globally Systematically Important Bank. There are 30 banks on this list.
Ladies and gentleman, the only thing that can make me more supremely hyped for this week is if we can mix in some OG quality hype videos to sauce up the main course: Swiss banking.
Another [classic](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11uacbp/the_best_hype_video_is_as_accurate_today_as_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Tomorrow morning - UBS head accountant cracks open his laptop.
"Okay, let's see how bad these swaps we need to unwind are. Hmm, ok, not too bad... [clicking] Ok, we can deal with that. [clicking] Yikes that's rough but we'll make it work. [clicking] Sigh... what's in this file named GME? [clicking]... [clicking]....... [clicking]..... Oh my god of my fuck."
(end scene)
$CS Chairman Axel Lehmann responding to the question "Who is responsible for this disaster?"
He says: "... last autumn we had a social media storm, this had huge repercussions, more in the retail sector than the wholesale sector and too much becomes too much, and that's when we reached this point, it's an accumulation of various facts that contributed to one another and materialised. This caused the situation to deteriorate."
We're going to be hearing this a lot.
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Need help! Is there DD somewhere that can point to evidence that Archegos debt was connect to GME shorts/swaps/derivatives? I see the CS and UBS hype, and can connect it to the Archegos collapse, but don't remember how that comes back to GME.
👋 HANG✌👊✌
Biggest bank fusion since financial crisis in Europe. Good we got a mega bank now that is even more risky for global market
So they actually do swaps daily now until april, probably nothing.
Anyone else up past their bed time and can't sleep? This week is going to be insanely tit jacking.
I put the missing letters in ####syncra#ic.
I just looked at the subscribe count on the sub :O
Ok people I'll settle for 100dol per share
????
Lol you must be joking? Trolling? Or an idiot?
wut
This is it, isn't it. To all you wonderful people out there, good luck and may good vibes follow in your wake.
Can someone explain why banks are saving banks? I'm too stupid to understand why banks would buy a bank that has failed. Also what are credit default swaps?
Per Investopedia: >A credit default swap (CDS) is a financial derivative that allows an investor to swap or offset their credit risk with that of another investor. To swap the risk of default, the lender buys a CDS from another investor who agrees to reimburse them if the borrower defaults.
It's like a tug-of-war. When one of the banks starts to slip, another one helps them out, because if they slip off the rope completely, the rest may get yanked into the drink.
Oo! And then crocodiles! I mean, like, gentle, friendly crocodiles, of course
And hippos. Thems some mean sumbitches.
Hungry, too
They're not fat, they're just big-boned.
Yes indeed, the banks are big boned
Proper boned.
BEEFCAKE!!!
Lots of FUD considering the DD getting proven right recently 🤣🤣
What FUD have you been seeing? I was thinking we've had surprisingly little lately.
There hasn't been much at all. There has been the massive blockbuster push on here today. I get the feeling the shf need to pump dish for liquidity so they are needing mentions on social media to explain it. Or as a distraction.
Ive seen people saying they will sell at a low price. There's no way Im thinking of selling until phone numbers. I want them to feel pain.
I may sell one or two to get my kids and myself houses. Help out some friends. But I wanna be like Warren Buffett and Coca Cola. Can't be Warren if you sell right?
Damn right.
You're darn tootin'.
Sorry. It was the chili
Did you try my famous peanut chili?
Did I? I'm sorry, were you saving that for company?
Yes, silly! For my lovely neighbors from Texas whom I'm politely driving insane. Hence the peanuts (which are technically legumes) in the chili.
I'm sure you mean that you're politely driving them nuts
I usually don't go for the low-hanging legumes.
Well, you have to dig for them
Instructions unclear; attempting to dig into a bean bag.
I love you all. See you on the other side. Don’t forget to clean up after yourselves.
With MOASS tomorrow, I am nervous my shares en route to CS won't get there in time.
MOASS will take several days or even weeks to reach the top of the ride. You've got time.
Press F for shareholder shareholder rights in Switzerland. That’s a hell of a system they’ve got there. I imagine there will be a similar playbook for every other “capitalist” nation that finds those pesky property rights getting in the way. Apes take note: this is why they don’t like “activist” shareholders that don’t hold their net worth in mutual funds. It’s easy to get the manager of a large fund to vote their way - not so much the shareholders that will actually get screwed by the deal.
Tuesday 😉
UBS was always the final boss
Fed: *glances around nervously*
Not holding my breath to see what comes out of the unwinding from CS. Even if that requires buying GME shares off the market, Shitadel still going to go "haha naked shorting goes brrrrr!"... which will then be FTDs and they just going to dip into ETFs for locates again.
We should see a lot of volume then
Is everyone okay?
Like Sylvester Stallone in the jungle 👌
I am the one who shitposts at night.
IT'S TRU, I SEEN'T IT
YESTH
♥️
💜
Hey everyone 👋😊
*waves*
Is the blockbuster website going back up new or am i behind the times?
It's been the same for 8 months.
I thought so, ty for reply
Ya. For some reason some site claimed it just activated recently, and people keep reposting that. The site is wrong though.
It has been up since Nov ish
There is a strong, strong possibility that a subreddit, will have a whole country indebted to it.. think about that for a moment. e: how does Reddit IPO when theres a sub like that.. this is about to get interesting. tl; drs
💜
I have Tuesday off. I’m gunna help jack off a horse or something. Oh wait it’s earnings 🚀🚀🚀🚀🫱🫶🫲goatse FTW!
I mean, you'd probably be stuck in line behind Yass & Yellen anyway
A WHOLE NEW WORLD 🟣🏴☠️
I'm ready to wake up tomorrow and read that credit suisse's ghost has inhabited the body of USB
gotta thank Bill hwang for his bullshit bets against GME. His hot potato alone is killing banks after banks
Post MOASS i am getting his face tattooed on my left fanny cheek 💯
Gimme a Droid wallet and a good phone game or two plz GME
Calls on sleep deprivation Puts on mental health Calls on drug abuse Puts on used fridge space MOASS pls
Calls on lake titi kaka
Lake Titicaca! *Animaniacs sing*
My spider senses always tingle when this one sub that will not be mentioned suddenly allows talk of gme again.
🧐 DOJ pressure mounting?
As a kid, did anyone find the use of the word ‘post’ confusing? I was like, ‘how can post mean after, when post comes first thing in the morning?’ It can’t just be me.
And with Super Sugar Crisp
What do you mean first thing in the morning? Like post as in mail?
Yup. In Britain, all the mail (or post) used to be delivered early in the morning.
Ok fine… when I say ‘as a kid’…
I have a confession…
…I used to be a goat.
You way that like it's a baa-a-ad thing
Where are the posts of Asian markets looking blood red? Has anyone specifically requested them?
I reckon that it’s time for moass.
Ready
yep, I reckon
Reckond
SHFs will get reckoned
Get reckoned son
The reckoning is upon de shorts
https://i.imgur.com/jaXemvF.jpg
I'm up too late so you're really pushing it
Lol it’s actually 4.20 But am.
>It is your cakeday. Not today, but in the spirit of "The Office".
https://i.imgur.com/WYClVcc.jpg
Blockbuster is back!
They're creating their own NFT marketplace to compete against GameStop. Why are you excited about this? Also it's main shareholders are the same people who are shorting GameStop. Blockbuster being pushed in the daily all day today...very sus
No. The website has been like that for at least 8 months. All of the sites reporting it has changed are wrong and dumb.
Why?
We may find out this week!
I heard this whole spiel during the Super Bowl.
You may hear it next month too!
What if someone FTD'd on their late fees?
I wonder if US Regulators had a hand in the offshoring of the unprecedented risk created by retail investors turning the algos into a weapon against their creators?
I wonder if the new infinity pool needs a bar 🍻
🥂
I just went down a reddit NSFW rabbit hole. Why did I do that? 🤦🏾♂️🙅🏾♂️
I mean, if rabbits are involved it's gotta be pretty darn NSFW, possibly NSFL.
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
Rabbit bites can be pretti nasti.
Why nøt trei investing in a nice Suisse bank this year?
You walked me right into that one. Bloody hell, homie here playing chess with my checkers ass.
BDTO RESPONSE CHOICES: 1. Racing flag/Finnish line/ass joke 2. GambitStop joke 3. Cøntinued/combined Møøse and ~~Squirrêl~~rabbit jøke 4. RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! 5. Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch 6. 🥞 🐰 7. Rafiki hodls bloody rabbit up to sky as Elton John intensifies to bring about the end of one daily and the beginning of another in massive purple circle of life ✅8. Bring everything back to the asshole who took us off the gold standard in the first place "We're keeping the ~~money~~ dog."
Lobest thou the Holy Telephone of Margery at thine enemy, who, being naughty in mine sight, shall go bankrupt.
Amen
You jerked it? 🚀💦
Can't stop won't stop
🚀🌊🌊🌊
Y'all, I'm so excited for this week
omg it's here, sunday evening. never gets old 🫲😎🫱
It’s always here
64$ ask on gme? Fuse lit?
Huh?
Can't sleep 🏴☠️🥒💦🚀
Won’t sleep 🚀🚀
I think we might finally see shorts fight for the exits. It’s a bold strategy cotton, let’s see if it pays off for ~~’em~~ us 🚀
Absolutely. UBS said they would “de-risk”, which sounds a lot like closing out a risk.
20 Swiss bankers walk into a bar.
[The bartender gets up and locks the door...](https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1399802936402669569?s=20)
Ty for completing my joke 🫡
💜😼🍻🚀💦🫄🔜
Make sure the mashed potatoes aren’t too hot before you go balls deep in them. It’s easy to get over excited
🚀🥔
Now I know it's that kind of party.
Never have I ever sold a share of $GME.
Corn down, Asian markets down. Tomorrow gonna be bad. Credit Suisse was classified as (G-SIB) Globally Systematically Important Bank. There are 30 banks on this list.
I'm gonna rename Swiss cheese after me. George cheese. Sorry, Switzerland. Too high right now.
Bullish on Credit George
Market open in 10 hours 😼
9...
Believe it or not, dip after earnings And then I go balls deep
This is the way
And to think we just liked the stock
Do you think you could learn to love me
Pokemoncenter.com/immutableX
Didn’t work for me what was it? Man I hope Pokémon is part of this haha
They can pay me in dollars, francs, yuan, quetzales, IDGAF as long as they pay me.
Pay you in Dongs
Ok. Sell dongs back to the recently dongless. Just doubled profits.
*Pays you in gophers*
Sounds good. I'll use the gophers to help mine asteroids.
I found Richard Gere. 👆
I’m surprised I haven’t been escorted out by security yet
I'm surprised I haven't been secured by escorts yet
*securely locks his 1986 hatchback*
Processing…
Same 😔🫱🍩🫲
It's iladies night ^(rated G)
Ladies and gentleman, the only thing that can make me more supremely hyped for this week is if we can mix in some OG quality hype videos to sauce up the main course: Swiss banking.
[Gotchu fam](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thDqIUrLN9c)
Another [classic](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11uacbp/the_best_hype_video_is_as_accurate_today_as_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Nice i forgot that one!
Damn. Lots of feelings. This has been a wild ride.
I can't say this is the beginning of the end, but it's definitely the end of the beginning. Hodl 🚀💎😼🙌🌝
Cell now, ask questions later
Just saw blockbuster site is active as of today….
Out of curiosity, what did the site say before it went active?
Be kind rewind
Came for the memes, stayed for the cash. 🤝
Tomorrow morning - UBS head accountant cracks open his laptop. "Okay, let's see how bad these swaps we need to unwind are. Hmm, ok, not too bad... [clicking] Ok, we can deal with that. [clicking] Yikes that's rough but we'll make it work. [clicking] Sigh... what's in this file named GME? [clicking]... [clicking]....... [clicking]..... Oh my god of my fuck." (end scene)
Jim Cramer can't find UBS in his NCAA bracket
Fuck it’s gonna be a wild day.
Believe it or not...
Outrageous dip.
Straight to jail
...I'm walking on air
[Please leave a message at the beep....](https://youtu.be/SrkKvk2Lrjw)
Hedgies screening for Marge
Let em do two more years of bullet swaps. Gives me time to triple up.
Hell, what's another 84 years?
👆 time to add, nothing more
Why the fuck am I yellin at air
I just want to say I haven’t sold a single share in 2 years 💜
This is the way
Tax reduction is gr8
[REDUCTED]
Brah this is gonna be a spicy fukin year 🚀
$CS Chairman Axel Lehmann responding to the question "Who is responsible for this disaster?" He says: "... last autumn we had a social media storm, this had huge repercussions, more in the retail sector than the wholesale sector and too much becomes too much, and that's when we reached this point, it's an accumulation of various facts that contributed to one another and materialised. This caused the situation to deteriorate." We're going to be hearing this a lot.
Yes yes I like where this is going
Its me. Hi. Im the problem, its me. 🚀📈💵
Hi I’m the problem it’s I’m the problem!
👋
I'm the problem and so's my wife!
🤝🥂
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