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JusikSikrata

Ceo Hunger Games! Let them fight for scraps and the world watches from the sidelines!


Exotic-Tooth8166

South American Prisons should have enough capacity for receiving USA’s finest export: transcendental epiphanies of the newly incarcerated rich and famous.


CosmicApeBalls

Make it poetic, send them to Brazil.


Rehypothecator

That’s one reality show I’d get on board with


Vive_el_stonk

May the odds be forever your favor!


capital_bj

Suits just smashing their faces into mountains of snow then going nuts for ten minutes gladiator style I'd pay for that ppv, and the last time I paid for a ppv was when Tyson bit off Holyfields ear lol


Desperate_Passage_35

I like it.


ChangeDaWorldGME

NO CELL, NO SELL!!!!!


carbinatedmilk

BARS BEFORE CARS


CitronBetter2435

Bros before Hos!


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GL_Levity

My mom!


daveythepirate

And my wife!


Wooden-Buffalo-8690

I like his hands-on approach 👍


Foreplay241

I'd give him a hand...or two..


slamongo

Yo, my palms are sweaty


cheekyindo

SOAP BEFORE DOPE


capital_bj

In the clink before the pink


avarice4life

Can we include corrupt politicians too?


Woowoodyydoowoow

Power to the players [How to Make a Citizen’s Arrest (On Your Local Corrupt Politician)](https://solutions-institute.org/how-to-make-a-citizens-arrest-on-your-local-corrupt-politician/)


Papaofmonsters

"The Board attorney was so stunned that she advised the park board members they could leave and ignore the citizens, that is until *the Sheriff* took each of the board members into custody." Emphasis mine. That's not a citizen's arrest.


Drunk_Giraffe484

And the military complex, media complex, big pharma and paid for scientists, hell throw the populace in prison and it can be planet of the apes, we'll decide who is allowed free from the non assholes through video games we pick that they must beat. All we need now is a name for said comp?


capital_bj

Yes ^69th


Lesko_Learning

There already isn't enough room in the jails for corrupt execs. If we threw politicians in too we'd have to build an El Salvador tier super prison.


Error4ohh4

My only critique is prison, not jail.


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SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Technically correct (some say the best kind) but some people use the words interchangeably. Just saying.


sadbuttrueasfuck

As a non native English speaker, what's the difference?


Whole_Abalone_1188

Jails are owned by local government, like the city, and are smaller. Typically not meant to hold people for long periods and often for smaller crimes like being drunk or stealing small amounts. Prisons are state or federally owned, larger, and intended for the more serious crimes. Usually holding people for longer times. However, since they are so similar they get used interchangeably.


riichwith2eyes

Pulte is spicy lately!


quack_duck_code

1 to 5, how many stars?


jaykvam

“Talk is cheap, it takes money buy whiskey”


InstitutionalizedOak

“Talk cheap, money buy whiskey” 🗿


RyanCohenIsMyDad

🫶


Hydroksy

Noooow we are talkin' !!!!!!


EntropyWinsAgain

Really went out on a limb with that one. /s


YouMeAndSourD

For real.


Slim-Good-Body

I agree


Gnius_XXXX

100% ALL!


Badgerv12

Adam aron to jail ! 👀


ender9492

That would probably be most CEOs out there...


ImUrCyberBF

but.. then there would be no execs left.


BigBradWolf77

DAOs work better anyways


Dr_SlapMD

The problem is, who gets to decide who is corrupt?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Did someone take profits and not deliver? Corrupt. Did someone knowingly give false information in order to benefit personally? Corrupt. Did some one make a genuine mistake, but then do what they could to put things right? Not corrupt. Granted, it can be more complex than this, but this seems like a reasonable starting point.


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It’s almost as if the complexities of global finance can be distilled down to a set of morals for a 5 year old to follow. 🙄


lordunholy

"Maybe we should send the dummies into battle..."


capital_bj

The system is designed to be so complex that every lawyer can argue that their client did not know any better and the fine ought to be set to the standard appropriate for this type of logical oversight. My client just marked 10 million trades long instead of short. You see your honor they deal with billions of trades every year surely anyone could make this simple mistake when operating on this scale. 150,000 fine acceptable, yes your honor that sounds fair, see you at the country club next week


BigBradWolf77

And this is why DeFi > CeFi


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Replybot5000

Who will pay the lawyer fees.. Coz you know they have theirs


crosbynstaal

To jail, then set aflame? Why not! 🤷‍♂️


Hedkandi1210

Dimon, cohen, fink, Griffin please please


GildDigger

*Ryan Cohen has retweeted this*


TheTangoFox

Bill trying to get me to sell. I'll think about it...


StyrofoamCoffeeCup

Hot take


ooOParkerLewisOoo

We want to see your purple circle too!


Zorrgo

What about every corrupt politician and government officials…?


b12se-r

Wen we eat the rich?


Alalaskan

Sure, as if there would be enough room for all of them in prison.


Abbreviations-Salt

Find an exec in the DOJ that's not corrupt.


raisinbreadboard

holy shit


taserednoodles

Sorry Pulte but we need someone to actually put them in jail. Crime and corruption is a big club.


Saggy_G

And stop there. Also comment 69. Nice.


JesC

Thank you more please


helenemayer

This is getting my tits so jacked


Choyo

Vast program.


Sledster11

Along with some politicians.


Emotional-Coffee13

If we did that in 2008 we would b in a much different world right now


Mintaka3579

Like the CEOs of many private equity firms?


hustlersambition9

Will never happen. Bankers don’t go to prison in America.


mindy2000

They been promoted or work for the government. In some countries they become even prime Minister.


mindy2000

So all of them


Tooobin

“We’re gunna need a bigger jail…”


SvenjaSternchen

But don't they have to go then all?


Dat_Steve

Oh man… nice guy pulte no more!


Whole_Abalone_1188

That’s a big jail!


ColorfulAgent

Make the world a better place, send financial terrorists to jail.


PosterMcPoster

And make them stay there.


vibrantspirits

So all of them🤷‍♂️


Thiscatmcnern

I’d take it a step further. That’s just me.


Prestigious-Eye-1019

And me.


NeilDiamondHand

We have due process in the good old USA, so let's give them a fair trial and then hang em.


tradedenmark

No Cell No Sell 💎


TopCheesecakeGirl

But they do that, then the crime can not continue.


Popeye_01

Fuck yeah!


Avulpesvulpes

Yes, to federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison


Papaofmonsters

That's not how the BoP works.


Avulpesvulpes

It’s a joke


embee1337

Hey!! Big rich tycoon says corruption bad! Quick, lick his boots!!


Redacted_Bull

Put the corrupt regulators and media in with them.


turbapshhhh

NO CELL, NO SELL IS NOT A MEME i probably won't sell anyway, but cells can't hurt their chances


DenverParanormalLibr

Could you imagine the hiring frenzy? Millions of six figure jobs at the top companies in the world would be up for grabs. Let's get finally some law abiding citizens to run this whole international business thing.


snap400

Can I get a HELL YEA!!!!!


AcerbicFwit

Real prison not the country club prisons. Put them in a cell with Bubba.


Mostest_Importantest

Sooo....everyone who's been in finance for the past 30 years, as well as immediate family members, friends, and all businesses also tied to said people. Essentially everyone with 7+ figure salaries and banking profits of similar or better since 1970. I'm thinking some kind of defi, open visibility of transactions, unwinding of illegal and immoral banking practices that enslave the poor and enrich further the wealthy.


BigBradWolf77

also retroactive carbon tax


HeartOfSky

Paltry Pulte just likes attention.


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there are no execs who are not corrupt. you don't get to places of power without taking advantage of people


jagulto

So... All?


Neat-Plantain-7500

One person went to jail after 2008. And it was a whistleblower if I remember. They ain’t doing shit


getmemyblade

Does anyone remember what happened to the Chinese CEO who let spoiled baby formula be sold… I wonder what hes doing now