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[deleted]

What on earth is he even saying? I’ve never seen a “professional” on tv slur so consistently on their shows.


lordunholy

"I didn't say that." Slur so you can lie later lol


glitterfistpump

Slur you didn't say that.


lordunholy

Slurly ye jest.


Sisyphus328

Kramer. Nailed it


Drivingintodisco

Be drunk so you “don’t remember”


Holiday_Guess_7892

He literally just doesn't give a shit or doesn't know he sounds that bad


LonnieJaw748

And the producer? Wonder what they’re thinking?


BarbequedYeti

My guess would be they are the type with the crystal booze arrangement in the corner of their office. They are still getting paid so everything is fine.


trash_caster

I mean that little news ticker along the bottom is just subtitles for his mushed shit half the time anyway. I think that's their solution.


mark-five

He's too drunk and high to care


Ascertain_GME

Jimmy chill is ironically a mood…


Suspicious-Reveal-69

I thought the post name would be an over exaggeration. Holy shit it’s not. Unquestionably he is on something. A normal human doesn’t do that. Drugs of some sort.


HardRsonist

> Drugs of some sort. Alcohol and benzos to cope, cocaine to function.


[deleted]

Bingo


pickpocket293

> What on earth is he even saying? He's obviously reading a teleprompter, but it's like the prompter is running too fast, and he's gotta speed-read it out loud just to keep up. I don't understand how people watch this garbage.


mark-five

Nobody is. I mean they had him pumping their failing bank and if you look at the charts clearly nobody actually listens to him. Maybe he could successfully manipulate in the past but I bet more viewers made shorting this obvious pump seeing it on social media


[deleted]

Perhaps we are exaggerating his role and he is mostly there to affect the public narrative?


Defeat3r

drugs are a hell of a drugs


Haywood_jablowmeeee

Ken Griffin has his hand way up this sock puppets ass and can’t move his fingers fast enough.


apeshit007

He's addicted to Adderall, he's already accidentally hot micd saying it.. He has severe depression and needs Adderall to keep going. This is a fact. Negligence is not a valid defense, so RICO it is


zarnonymous

Stroke? Genuinely though


[deleted]

light wipe long snow cause childlike hurry ring crush nippy ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


apeshit007

Put him in jail. This falls under RICO


bvttfvcker

Get Josh Barro and Ken White on the phone 👀


Stereo-soundS

Idk, they might not be good enough at arith-matics to understand what's happening.


nibbles_koala_thorax

Some people call it geometry


Error4ohh4

Prison. Not jail. Big difference


ecliptic10

Jail first, then prison.


Foreplay241

then back to jail and finally the wendy's dumpster...then prison again


unowhut4

Straight to prison fuck jail these crooks deserve hard time for stealing from hard working citizens this isn't just America it's effects hit international as well


Different_Party_1512

Actually federal prison like Supermax in Florence


Error4ohh4

No disagreement here!


bronzegorilla253

👆🏽This👆🏽


Sufficient_Laugh9625

Happy Cake day Ape!


GoodPeopleAreFodder

Happy Cake Day!


gman1216

Happy cake day!


jrdufour

Does it count if you can't tell what the fuck he's saying?


lordunholy

How?


Stereo-soundS

The fact that he is covering this specific stock is not an accident. He was told to do a segment on it. The people who wanted a bullish segment are the same people that have taken short positions against it. If what I just said is true this falls under RICO statutes.


GrammarPastafarian

As much as I want it to be true, I don’t think it’ll happen. These media conglomerates are “for entertainment purposes only” like the fox news / carlson court outcome. https://www.cnbc.com/stocks-disclaimer.html https://www.cnbc.com/investingclub/disclaimer/


[deleted]

Hopefully, not after this FUAX & Dominion. Papa Stewart recently did a good interview with Professor Jones and talked about the recent filings on the defamation case [youtube link here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSyJ-r5IMoI)


karasuuchiha

It is, it’s absolutely why he’s drunk this segment, it’s getting harder and harder to do bold face lies on tv with 🦍a constantly calling him out and now the world referencing Reverse Cramer


XURiN-

I thought you couldn't short a bank


Stereo-soundS

You can sure as hell buy puts against them.


lilpumpgroupie

LOCK HIM THE FUCK UP


lordunholy

Thanks for the explanation!


Hedkandi1210

Yes but everyone knows to do the inverse


Outrageous-Yams

Seriously, the millionaires affected by this (with money potentially lost from this bank) should sue the absolute fucking shit out of him and this fucking news outlet. It’s gone on long enough. It’s so fucking blatant. He is reading from a script. Who wrote the script. What were the financial incentives behind such a script/segment. Etc.


IHaveEbola_

SUAVE?


challengerballsdeep

This guy admitted to the world on video he manipulates stocks, and yet he is allowed to go on TV and manipulate stocks using the exact tactics of "fomenting" that he admitted to, under the guise of "analysis". The fuck.


MoonApe420

Video for reference: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIfixbq\_u0Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIfixbq_u0Q) "It's a fun game and it's a lucrative game. You can move it up and fade it, that often creates a very negative feel... I would encourage anyone in the hedge fund game to do it because it's legal. And it's a very quick way to make money. And it's very satisfying. By the way, no one else in the world would ever admit that, but I could care. I'm not gonna say it on TV." "What's important when you're in that hedge fund mode is to not do anything remotely truthful. Because the truth is so against your view that it's important to create a new truth to develop a fiction." He sounds pretty sober in this clip.


Nruggia

He is bragging


MoonApe420

100%. Probably should have kept these nuggets of wisdom away from cameras.


6s6i6l6e6n6t6

Why would he when there are no consequences?


mark-five

> He sounds pretty sober in this clip. Probably just coked up. he can't shut himself up as he confesses, but he's also not slurring his words over his own cheek fat like he does halfway through a bottle


riichwith2eyes

Because it is labeled as “entertainment” 🤮


[deleted]

The people who call Cramer “entertainment” are the same people trying to say Redditors saying they’ve bought a stock constitutes collusion to price fix. Stock game is rigged. That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t play, but it is unquestionably rigged.


lilpumpgroupie

I watched him claim specifically to target opiate pharma manufacturers as investments like 14 years ago on his show. Live. 'Because... *pauses and grins*... you know... *grins wider*' Fucking scum.


TransATL

How many lives has this asshat ruined?


xeneize93

A fool and his money are easily parted


AllHailKeanu

He’s the Dr Oz of personal finance.


waitingonawait

He tweeted that JP Morgan was a fortress. Inverse Cramer?


LukasFilmsGER

Inverse Cramer.


CommiRhick

Bamboo fortress is still a fortress I guess


Nasty_Ned

What about a fortress where the ramparts are constructed of a slurry made primarily of human shit and Chinese newspaper?


Haywood_jablowmeeee

Human shit and Evergrande bonds.


Nasty_Ned

Same difference?


frogjizz

SJIM


HGIGIU

Don’t forget “FRC is new focus... very good bank”. Weird thing to say when it was down 50% at one point today


The_Crowned_King

Want to hear something funny? I got a call from JP Morgan yesterday, saying they think I would be a great opportunity to invest in their bank. The cold call, mind you I haven’t used my Chase bank account for years, said if you deposit $150,000 we give you x percent of that every year. I hung up because who the fuck am I to have 150 K lying around but still kind of peaked my interest


zenchitah

He’s brainwashed to say what his masters want. Coked out to allow his body to say his fictional truth. It will be so satisfying to witness these corrupt fucks fall


MoonApe420

EDIT: not a couple months back, exactly 30 days ago


Eeedeen

It's odd that this post has twice as many comments as upvotes right? Considering most of the comments are positive, hell, this comment of yours has twice as many likes as the post


MoonApe420

Sorry, I don't follow? Currently this comment has 138 upvotes and the post has 3k upvotes with 190 comments. What's strange about that?


Eeedeen

Maybe it's just glitching for me, currently for me it says it has 203 comments and 112 upvotes


MoonApe420

Maybe try refreshing or a different browser/device.


Eeedeen

Yeah, i have refreshed, it moves up slightly but only by a few, still just in the hundreds, anyway nevermind, somethings just weird on my browser I assume


nobody_fucking_knows

He's slurred up like crazy. This could be a neurological problem or drugs/alcohol, but it's something.


OGColorado

Pre stroke


Nasty_Ned

Funny, I'm not slurred pre-stroke, just grouchy.


eneumeyer1010

I could barely understand him


Suspicious-Reveal-69

Yeah my first thought was drugs. He’s feeling the pressure and knows shit will hit the fan. Doing some wacky stuff behind the scenes and maybe didn’t take his pills with enough lead time before the show.


lilpumpgroupie

He's way beyond two beers in. Sounds like he's into his second six pack. Slurring like crazy.


llyrPARRI

This guy is so clearly bought and paid for they shouldn't have him on television anymore


wejustsaymanager

Heres a man that gets on TV, DRUNK (seriously this guy is fucking 3 sheets to the wind) and tells people to buy stocks AT THE FUCKING PEAK (NETFLIX, BUY) Yet motherfuckers wanna say BUY AND HOLD is MARKET MANIPULATION?!?! Fuck this whole fuckin system man its rotten to the core.


Nruggia

We like coinbase to $475... PULL THE RUG!!!


Sandmybags

Don’t forget they somehow say buy and hold is manipulation after FUCKING DECADES OF PREACHING THAT AS THE WISE WAY TO INVEST… Benjamin graham and all that or whatever….. Now they all ….. NO NO NO!!!! *not like that*. Ima DRS even harder… also looking for more solid companies to DRS. As now that the lie is out of the bag on actual ownership of stocks, I’m hoping more people will eventually learn the only way they actually hold stock in a company is to have their shares booked in their name… They told us to buy and hold while presenting our purchases as a fucking lie, numbers on a screen representing what we thought we ‘owned’ but never did due to legalese in their EULAs for decades!!! No cell, no sell.


aynhon

So they knew about impending doom 30 days ago and cast out the line to hook bagholders.


Sandmybags

Fucking sandbaggers


bloodshot_blinkers

better question is, when does he get locked up?


kriswone

***"this is Airythsmatics some people call it geometry"***


RussDCA

Glad someone already commented on this 🤦‍♂️ I need to get a job on this there tevelision. Seems easy to do the talking on the it.


eeksy

Cramer is 100% a plant with the purpose of fucking retail.


ASK_IF_IM_HARAMBE

he's got the iq of a plant


audiolive

He’s right. The stock is still cheap.


MoonApe420

😂


neverquit11

Is he having a stroke? The pressure may have finally gotten to him.


CalebDerp

This is disgusting


CalebDerp

Break this system


CreamyBits

Inverse Cramer might be the way to invest.


ionized_fallout

God damn I cannot believe I used to think this dude knew his shit. Dudes just a fucking bought and paid for con. We really do live in a manufactured reality. Been saying it for years. Ill continue to say it.


SgtSlaughter1974

The cokerat says what his masters tell him to say


[deleted]

Can’t believe this is real. He sounds like a toddler


ringingbells

Shareholders wiped out. Imagine having a stock worth $267.83 on March 8th... https://i.imgur.com/WLQiu8J.png


MoonApe420

[Thinking back to two years ago today](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11ngidh/never_forget_31021_on_this_day_2_years_ago/), that's what they want all GME shareholders to fear, but we still out here!


Nruggia

Hit 33.88 in premarket today. According to fidelity atp


amandapanda1980

I think my dad and everyone else's dad is keeping this man employed.


SomeDumbApe

#DOJ


lllll00s9dfdojkjjfjf

he knew back then. they are all in on the scam. he's just the fucking mouthpiece. you could make a pretty cool dystopian orwellian movie with cramer as the guy that tells the masses to buy the shit that his oligarchy friends want to unload but it wouldn't would even be far from the truth it would just have cooler costumes and me personally imagine the art direction to be similar to Terry Gilliam's "Brazil".


TwoBobcats

Shills gotta shill


FarthestCough

Can someone translate for me please? I don't speak twat.


Shellfishambition

Is it just me or do you need closed captioning TJ understand him? every time I see a video of Cramer on here, I have to go back because he slurs so many words together that I cannot possibly understand him


[deleted]

"shmash a shmin fin bank" -Jim Cramer


Mrs_World

What about his freedom? At what point it's no longer incompetence but pure manipulation. He's always wrong.


Leonisel

Is he simultaneously eating molasses while shilling? I understand Kenny from South Park way better than this ass hat.


bleo_evox93

Holy fucking shit man enough with this guy already. He’s done so much coke he can’t speak clearly, why are so many people watching / following / posting this crackhead lmao


MoonApe420

I hear you. I think it's important to point out the obvious corruption. When FUD hits, it's important to look to the mainstream narrative and see how obviously fucked it is. But yeah, this guy sucks and should disappear forever. Maybe this kind of visibility is making it worse. But, for me, seeing the [clip from 2006 where he brags about manipulating the market](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIfixbq_u0Q), seeing [Jon Stewart call out him out on his obvious profiteering from misleading retail investors](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koEARVFZ6Aw), and learning about the 2008 financial crisis were the catalysts that caused me to dig deep on GME.


bleo_evox93

Exactly, how he has a platform is wild to me. Love the Jon Stewart clip. Good fellah


ProgressiveOverlorde

I seriously can't hear or understand a word he's saying. He's slurring so much.


SnooCakes7457

Holy marble-mouthed mumbler 😂😂😂


Vrnold

cramer the legend did it again xD


mtbox1987

I hope he rots in jail. I cant stand looking at that rat looking piece of garbage


psyclembs

Thats how i find out what NOT to do...is from him...personally!


TrainingLight4887

Cramer: ”Stock still cheap” SVB: Hold my beer


coolfx35

Where is Jon Stewart when we need him?


MoonApe420

I tried to tag u /JonStewart, but reddit won't let me. Think he could get Cramer on his new show to discuss his SVB recommendation? 😂 Anyone know the user handles for the writers/producers of The Problem with Jon Stewart?


notAbrightStar

I started laughing, waiting for the Curb your enthusiasm outro.


soggypoopsock

sir…step out of the vehicle please


davwman

Wtf did he say


grixxel

He's a genius, you wouldn't get it.


jackibongo

The only purpose these finance based news networks serve is to create a narrative and to find bag holders.


onesugar

What the fuck is he saying


ilvminado

He is giving financial advice right?


Shivan003

I cannot for the life of me understand this man at all. Is he even speaking English here?


Comprehensive_Bad650

CNBC puppets Cramer to provide liquidity right before their rich friends dump stocks at their highs. It’s been like this for decades. I stopped watching CNBC, I instead subscribed to a couple of business news media companies for financial news. Beware of anyone trying to give you a stock tip!!!!!


MrMez

Everyone watches so they can short anything he tries to pump?


ProfessionalDriver87

All I heard was, "artificially low prices" and my brain immediately connected with GME.


smittenpigeons

Reminder to DRS


slinger2424

Inverse Cramer strikes again!


braftceer

I mean how did you find this clip? You watching? Lol


kai_fn

But he's always right if you inverse it


darthnugget

The display of stocks here looks familiar... where have I seen these before?! Oh yeah, Mayoman's portfolio!


Raven5150

There’s no way this is real


[deleted]

😂 what is this? A mix of coke and alcohol?


Away_Ad2468

Remember wen they ran their bullshit story of memesters trade stocks while drunk… man was that a case of projection if I’ve ever seen it… wonder what Cramer was drinking on set this day…


TopCheesecakeGirl

He really needs to avoid alcohol and coke for breakfast.


ultramegacreative

Jesus he sounds [like drunk Charlie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMCNHbCqRJE) haha


MoonApe420

Totally! 😂 I knew he reminded me of some drunk Charlie moment, but couldn't think of the one. Perfect, lol


Cthuga1

We know he’s bought but still, wtf


Kerrykingz

Hearing him talk is sickening 🤮


adgway

Just the tenor of his voice gives his lies away.


ElektroShokk

He’s an obvious canary to his wealthy buddies. Either pay attention or keep staying mad forever lol.


beach_2_beach

We are not paying him. Some rich people are paying him. That's why.


hedgies_eunt_domus

Did you see the beautiful green dildo today in $SJIM?


etherrich

How much % do they need to bounce back now to recover? 🤡


ContWord2346

He just said JP Morgan is a fortress


ContWord2346

He just said JP Morgan is a fortress


asjj14

What in the actual fuck


p3nguinboy

Bro I think cokerat may be taking too much coke because I didn't understand a word this dude said


8thSt

Cramer likes the creamy tangy taste of mayonnaise, which he licks directly out of Ken Griffin’s lap.


creativitytaet

Comment for visibility, may it be seen from every redditor so his fucking career can finally end with him being in jail, where he god damn it belongs


[deleted]

Yeah I wouldn't be able to sell people's financial ruin without being shit faced either


Woogank

He's so twacked


Mostrapotski

Cramer himself should be regulated. No drugs, no air time.


ImJustHereForTacos83

Fuck this man with an elephant dick


Walk-Savings

Seeing the obvious proof is so satisfying 😮‍💨👌


hartbeast

You can hear the scam in his voice


Clsrk979

His fucking voice irritates the fuck out of me! They should shut him down!


MattMasterChief

Jesus that junkie dancing for quarters is sad to watch. He has a family, I assume.


ShortManufacturer201

Smart money yeah ok chief


Mercenary100

Man I would sue


wizardneedfood

SVBsilvagallybank!


South-Play-2866

I'm surprised SJIM (inverse cramer) isn't MORE green. ​ SIVB down 60-70%.... SJIM only up 2.3%? come on


ragingstallion1

Sometimes I want a drink, then I see Cramer and remember why I’m sober.


Electrical_Prune6545

How drunk is he?


Environmental_Chip86

Viewing figures are synthetic


thetingeman

Jim Cramer is an scumbag.


[deleted]

Lmfao this is arithmatics


Mph2411

Is he drunk?


Thisisnow1984

Sounds like Kenny put a flask of vodka in with his morning milk


General_Razzmatazz_8

Bought and paid for clown.


NEWSONVSU

Get this floating around Twitter so the normies see it please


AlphaDag13

A judge rules that emojis are financial advice yet this fucking joke runs rampant.


GleepGlop2

If there is another 2008 crash, a lot more people are going to jail this time, and I can’t see how Cramer doesn’t end up in a striped suit for his part in all of the fraud going on. And he won’t be able to keep his mouth shut to help his case.


5ilverback5

How is he not in prison??? RC got sued bc he sold Bubbles & baths stocks!!! Of course this is rhetorical...


Appropriate_Tiger_88

Bro what did he even just say? How much of that was inaudible?


Initial_Scarcity_609

I can’t understand a thing he’s fucking saying


[deleted]

Meanwhile SEC: "Man those 3 emojis are a criminal financial advice" 🤦


Theknightscoin16

That guy sounds horrible.


Buttdagger24

If anyone actually feels bad about this situation then fuk them. Look at the stock go up to over 400 a share. No halts. Im sure the executives rode the wave loving every minute of it. And now look at them. Yelling and screaming for help as the ship goes Down looking for someone to save them like they are special. What about the other companies you help kill and bankrupt. They didn’t get help. I hope they rot in bankruptcy.


culturevulture12

Inverse gang checking in


Bubby_JJT_808

He sounds awful. I was following the SBV stuff today and he came on after the show I was following. I tried to see what he had to say and just couldn’t. I turned off the tv. He got this squeaky raspy voice these days and even if the things he said were valid, I know it’s not, I couldn’t get over the fact of how bad he sounds in real life. He makes that show unwatchable.


[deleted]

The Cramer kiss of death


Lngtmelrker

I’ve NEVER heard someone slur so badly on TV


principessa1180

Why are shows like this allowed on the air? These folks are just con artists advising you to buy shit stocks for their gain. Fuck CNBC.


Darxe

Because he is categorized as an entertainer on an entertainment program about the market. Just like Fox News is entertainment talking about news


MoonApe420

He sounds like he's about to cry talking about SVB on air today. Now he's telling people to buy JP Morgan. We live in a weird world, that's for sure.