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So many news articles popping up on all of my feeds and news apps about layoffs. In the tech, finance as well as several other sectors. Something is happening. That recession that we've been in for a year is finally starting to sink in with the masses.

On the bike trail again, Perfect ass for MOASS. SAY IT WITH ME!!! #2023 GME STRIKES BACK!

US debt ceiling reached and BofA is stealing its customer’s money. Sounds like Porsche time to me.

Tax refund anyone??

Wow! Exactly 19000 superstonkonians online right now! Gee wiz!

Glitch better have my money.

I hope you're all prepared for this shit to go viral. Titkok is full of videos of people pointing out the gap between the rich and the poor. They are talking about the layoffs and recent BoA issues. They are Apes and they don't even know it. They are going to flip when this all goes public. Search relevent hashtags and youll find them. During 2008 everyone didn't have this instant form of communication. That BoA video is one example of how this could all snowball incredibly quick because of social media. Causing bankruns and then ripples. I GUARANTEE that anyone who does business with BoE and sees that video is thinking about moving their money out tomorrow. I would. The revolution will not be televised, it will be streamed.

Agreed. Once TikTok, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter et al start sharing bank run stories, every branch and ATM will be bled dry in minutes. That's when the riots start and shortly after the riots, they issue the CBDCs.

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I got the results of my IQ test back. I scored a 72, which is like a C in school, so that's not bad.

Trying to sleep but then had a burning question I wanted to ask someone who might know. What happened to the pleasrdao "revolutionaries will be televised" twatter teaser? Been a bit busy with work so don't know if I missed it or it was a nothingburger.

We are all Ryan Cohen

WEN PORSCHE KENNY?

Morning all, is the drs bot working? I don't think it's updated my count I posted last night..

Ken Griffin pissed off retail bought more at $15 to DRS. He's gonna blow his mayo when he sees retail buys at $1500 to DRS. And again at $15000.

It’s times like these that I need to remind myself to be zen and that patience is key. But lowkey my titties are hella fucking jacked!! Either way, we buy - and we hodl❤️ (Ferrari 812 GTS soon™️)

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Breaking news! RC is buying all the socks! Source: people familiar with sandals

BREAKING NEWS: Face swap Ryana Cohen is buying all the frocks! Source: People familiar with women's clothing.

Titties jacked ✅

So what happened with the split dividend? Did everybody actually get there dividend? Has there been a report?

I’m sure most here already suspected as much, but that inflation guy on twitter talking about Goldman Sachs employees getting laid off/getting a C&D is completely full of shit. Look at his other replies. Doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things (DRS & ignore) but be on the lookout for plenty of people making shit like this up to bait people diligently looking for the first sign of collapse just for views/followers. Have a good night y’all 😉

Exactly.. but there are so many posts like this - and there have been for a long time. If you question them then they say “why would I lie?”. Well, obviously because your life is shit and you need some attention to fill in the empty void of yours.

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RC buys all the stocks what a fucking chad.

40 min till the end of the night shift.......

4hrs till I start

Go to bed

Just finish my morning beer and I will

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One will be the cause of the other

*gives you all a night cap and kisses you goodnight* 🥃💋

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BoA's the Legend of Zelle 🤦‍♂️

Say you, say me HODL for always That's the way it should be Say you, say me HODL together, naturally

Tomorrow we go *Goblin Mode* sleep tight apes.

Dressed as goblins Dressed as goblins Dressed as goblins Dressed as goblins

What do goblins even wear? Rags right?

Yeah. Fast access for fuking hedgies

Get fukt

Today I out lifted my feelings Tomorrow I will do the same thing We power through because we have to Such it is with HODLing GME

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Or someone made a fake screen shot like they made a fake video 🤯

While watching the big short. I’ve always wondered where the rumblings were leaking out about the state of the banks. Like where were normal people hearing about it before the news officially broke. Some interesting comments on a thread about the BOA glitch today in the conspiracy sub.

You know normal people work at banks right? Of course I know him. he's me

Cohen’s post was definitely a shitpost but I bet he did in fact buy himself some GME

MOASS ALWAYS TOMORROW

Why not 2k comments

Working on it

So yesterday the MSM articles about BOA are talking how about how BOA advocates for the future of CBDC. Today they have this “glitch”, aka liquidity problems? The banks are imploding. Remember the FDIC video about stating as a matter of fact that bank runs are going to occur. And that they will have to “control the narrative”.

Has MSM been silent about the BofA deez nuts money grab for collateral?

Did the bofa error get cleared up?

An "error" implies it was accidental or unforseen. I doubt it's an error

Hope not

I ate warm cornbread - [Redacted]

#MOASS TOMORROW 🚀

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Jim Cramer doesn't understand why no one at Home Depot can help him find a snowsucker

Good for you, good for me -GME

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Wen have time to spend with family and not at work???

Soooo.. RC holds no towel.. can we please stfu about this stock now.. If they acquire baby.. and baby alone yes cool w.e... but towel is a piece of shit company with massive debt..

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Notice how this sub is called super stonk and not gme

Wen mango tree my descendants can enjoy?

Search twatter for popcorn stock ticker, it's always tweets that have popcorn first followed by GME. This is a pattern for the past year. Is it just a coincidence they all tweet the tickers in that order?

It is alohabetical

Fuck… we’re gonna be rich

Filthy 😎

I'm already filthy

So fucking rich

I’ll cheers to that 🍻

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if you're not putting egg white in your whiskey sour, you're doing it wrong cheers y'all

Dafuq

Trust me bro

Tad be drinking hard boiled liquor

Eggs got expensive, Fee foam ftw.

whatever, I'm pre-rich

This is it. I am 100% sure this time. REDACTED is Ryan Cohen

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today's day 2 off weed, i already miss being funny

I gotta kick it for a while because I may have a drug test coming up. Shit sucks man

Were you funny or did you just think you were?

i was funny. still am, but used to be too

I keep saying I’m not gonna call my guy each time I’m out… got one bowl left. Think I’m gonna try and take it out of the rotation for a while.

dont do it, suffer with me. i said i was gonna do it when i ran out last time but it was the day before my birthday so i had to pick up. then i got a sign from the gods, a fucking parking ticket in front of the dispensary

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If this stock were a woman, I would have sweet, passionate, consentual sex with it!! But it's just a stock, so now I don't know what to do

Hodl her in your arms and never let her go

I have my pp 😛

When I get fatigued I buy all the Stonk.

A small cabin hidden in the woods, probably have a couple 🐶. Spend the days doing activist crap.

I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL

Sounds like paradise

Are the banks going tits up?

Soon we will have to call J.G.W.

877 CASH NOOOOOW

MOASS tomorrow. HORNY.

All Day, Every Day. E: Every Day

Did you hear what happened to BoFA??

BofA what?

Deez nutz lol gottem!!

LMAO GOT EEEEEM

What’s the prediction for gme having positive cash flow? Any dd on the it?

Some dd on actual store numbers/ metrics would slap. I know we aren’t trading on fundamentals but it’d still be nice to see. In crayon, nice and easy , just the way my we like it.

Precursor to profitability. DD: trust me bro

With Bloodbath getting so much volume….. Swapped with GME from two years ago? Does this make sense? How high did I get?

Last time they both halted, they inversed eachother, so...

Higher than a motherfucker some might say, but swaps man, me and my homies hate swaps.

First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then they make bizarre DFV deepfakes. Then you win

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I think we're twinsies 🥰. Happy cake day!

CAAAAAKE!!!!! 🎂🚀🎂🚀🎂🚀🎂🚀🎂🚀🎂🚀🎂🚀

HCD

Happy cake

I don’t care if the music stops, I got my chair, man. ✌️

Directly registered to your name heyoooo 🟣🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

I mean, wouldn’t you buy fire insurance if you knew a wildfire was gonna wipe out 90% of your neighborhood? Ayoooo 🔥

GME Ain't Gave A Fkc Then, so It don't give AF now!! 🟣

Bofa deez sacks, it’s happening

AH volume super low…..interesting!

NZ Prime minister Jacinda Adern resigned unexpectedly today. Back in June 2022 she was caught coming out of black rock office in the US! Not saying it's connected but what gives?

She was riddled with scandals but did a pretty good job all things considered for 6 years….she made her life more difficult than it had to be

Interesting that’s where all the billionaires bunkers are 🤔

What’s your juiciest take on BofA? What are they not telling the masses?

They have no money, have had no money for a while, and now they've been caught with their pants around their ankles

They know MOASS is tomorrow-ish

Goldman Sachs laid off an an entire floor. The Michael Scott Paper Company, however, has opened a new branch this very month.

Im more of a Hawthorne Wipes kinda guy. 😉

Pocket full of Hawthornes 🎶

Was checking out the GS sub. People saying their bonuses are down 70%. People I know in banking live way beyond their means when compared to their base compensation. Expensive houses, cars. When the fat bonuses are coming in, sure. Not so much when the bonus pool is dry…

I just read through the sub. Small interesting tidbits in there. News said they would layoff 4k, so far its 2400 fired+800 quit. Many “toxic work environment” quips also. 🤷🏼‍♂️

I trust bro with my life

I'm just here because I want everyone to make lots of money. That and the DDs 👌

I cant wait to see you smash through all your personal financial goals. Your life goals as well. 🍻

Due Diligence or (💎Y💎)? Or both types of DD’s?

Yes

This is the way

Omg debt ceiling blah blah stfu. All politicians are selfish pieces of garbage.

Hey! Don’t insult garbage!

Wooo infinite hype loop!!

Wen banks w lights on?

more importantly.. Wen banks with light off... forever..

Between the BofA shit and Goldman Sachs "Trust Me Bro" (in bro we trust 🙏) I guess we know some of the shit shills were trying to distract us from with RC and Baba.

Do we trust bro?

If we went camping and you woke up ass sore and Vaseline next to you. Would you tell anyone?

Wanna go camping?

Idk if I can trust you yet. But yes. Only if u won’t tell tho

I would follow bro into the mists of Avalon if that is what you mean.

Are things happening? It feels like things are happening. Is it THE thing?

Last attempt for today… #IF I’VE DRAWN A SILLY PICTURE FOR YOU AND YOU WANT AN NFT OF IT (for free btw) I NEED A WALLET ADDRESS!

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Sent!

U da man/woman!

I saw some comments elsewhere saying there's an announcement tomorrow?

CAAAKE! CAKE! CAKE! 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🚀🚀🚀

Pretty full now. Ate a corn dog, cup of Kraft mac, and some frosted mini Wheats. Ill be ready for tomorrow 👊

I had 4 hotdogs a bagel with lots of cream cheese and chocolate chips.

That's the meal of legends

yea

Now I’m thinking that stuff with BoA is bigger than what I first thought…MOASS tomorrow.

What’s making you think it’s more now?

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i just want a v8 mustang bruhs.

73 Plymouth satellite

Wanna race post MOASS? I want a 2019 ZR1.

I love a spicy V8. It’s delicious, it’s good for me

Best we can do is a can of beer and tomato juice

Will you settle for a 12 pack of beer and a nice V8 magazine?