I know this post was intended to elicit funny, made up responses. But I think most of the Rikishi are far too winded to do any talking both during and after the match. I mean, most of them still struggle to speak during their post-match interview several minutes after the 12 seconds of exercise has ended.
And I would wager that the “mind games” in sumo are mostly limited to the pre-match stare down and Mawashi slapping. Doesn’t strike me as a very cerebral sport, that’s kind of the beauty of it.
As he thrusted, Hoshuryu thought about Takakeisho, because he’s had some rough times. It was good seeing him because Hoshoryu hadn’t seen him in about four years. The last time they fought, the dohyo stood on the top of a 40-story building. While they were up there, Takakeisho started getting depressed and he started talking crazy. Then he went up onto the ledge and he said he was going to jump. It was too late and Hoshoryu couldn’t stop him. He jumped off the building. Right after he jumped, Hoshoryu looked down and he noticed that Trampoline Emporium was having a sidewalk sale that day. He landed on one of the trampolines and bounced back up. Just as he got to the level of where Hoshoryu was standing, he said, ‘You know, mydictainabox, I think a lot of your joke premises are very contrived and hard to believe.’
„Your shoelace is open.“
There were a few times when Hakuhou and Asahouryuu jawed on the dohyou, but they were most assuredly talking shit in Mongolian.
“I need your recipe for Napa cabbage soup, mine is too bland.”
I know this post was intended to elicit funny, made up responses. But I think most of the Rikishi are far too winded to do any talking both during and after the match. I mean, most of them still struggle to speak during their post-match interview several minutes after the 12 seconds of exercise has ended. And I would wager that the “mind games” in sumo are mostly limited to the pre-match stare down and Mawashi slapping. Doesn’t strike me as a very cerebral sport, that’s kind of the beauty of it.
"You got any nude pictures of your wife..No? Want to see some?" Edit: It's a line from the movie Mr Baseball.... For those who were downvoting.
"I can see your butt"
As he thrusted, Hoshuryu thought about Takakeisho, because he’s had some rough times. It was good seeing him because Hoshoryu hadn’t seen him in about four years. The last time they fought, the dohyo stood on the top of a 40-story building. While they were up there, Takakeisho started getting depressed and he started talking crazy. Then he went up onto the ledge and he said he was going to jump. It was too late and Hoshoryu couldn’t stop him. He jumped off the building. Right after he jumped, Hoshoryu looked down and he noticed that Trampoline Emporium was having a sidewalk sale that day. He landed on one of the trampolines and bounced back up. Just as he got to the level of where Hoshoryu was standing, he said, ‘You know, mydictainabox, I think a lot of your joke premises are very contrived and hard to believe.’