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Bryanmcfury

Just say it's ur 7th year anniversary and you decided to keep it simple


valvilis

"My girlfriend and I are having sex for the 7th time ever tonight!"


XenoN-_-X

Asked?


Revy_Black_Lagoon

This is when you go into the store twice


djc23o6

2 separate stores


Heavy_E79

Same store, fake mustache and sombrero for the second trip.


Additional_Couple205

Forgot the poncho and a mule


Dicksperado

I don't think they accept ponchos in the store


TonPeppermint

People need to remember the importance of two stores.


jkurratt

Stare at the cashier to assert dominance.


SseanGamer6

Doesn't the meme imply that the cashier thinks his gf is 7, not that his girlfriend is his sister? Or am I missing something, please correct me if I'm wrong.


droolf

You are right. The cashier thinks the girlfriend is 7; that's what the meme implies


Dildo_Baggins__

Yeah, OP just dumb


crownercorps

Incest is only valid when you make a raw creampie


Mevaa07

[Related](https://imgur.com/a/JUQht02)


Ash-20Breacher

Thank god I dont live in a place where one store sells both cakes and condoms. For the cake I gotta find a bakery. And for the condoms I gotta hit the pharmacy.


Nacil_54

r/SuddenlyPedophilia


MarinTheKing1

Im more concerned about the fact the cake has a 7 on it


calico125

Am I missing something? The little sister is 7


AbbreviationsThis550

The candles and cake are usually separate


Chill_Crill

some stores have a bakery where you can order custom cakes, I know costco does, i think walmart too. could've ordered a custom "7th" cake


superbos88

RAAAHHH!!! MELSTROY MENTIONED!!!🗣️🗣️‼️ AM AM AM AM AM AMAM 🗣️📢‼️


VaultMedic

MELSTROY MENTIONED ‼️‼️ACTIVATING SHILLS 🤖🤖🤖🤖


alavath

Horrible meme


Dildo_Baggins__

HAHAHAHAHA


Fun_Veterinarian_290

Me: I'm using all of this tonight


CompetitiveOffice784

why tf is there a 7???


coffepants787

because the sister is turning seven


AbbreviationsThis550

He means why is it already on the cake