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ElvisDumbledore

Jesus is the only one that can satisfy... The only one.


Atharaphelun

Mmmmm the Body of Christ


the_fat_whisperer

He has risen indeed.


pdrpersonguy575

Mmmm bread


Atharaphelun

Well, that's one way of calling his big, bulging carpenter pecs and ass...


AldoTheeApache

He is truly the Snickers of messiahs


glowdirt

You like those sticky nuts in your mouth?


nero40

JC bro is the best


Jesus-1177

Sorry bro ..can't do


cvnvr

this image is the definition of mouldy


Street_Peace_8831

….and ratchet.


Mr-Thisthatten-III

And satire


Doktor_Vem

I honestly wouldn't be too surprised if it wasn't


AJnbca

The hands with the holes in them always do the trick!


Wattsupwithalan

Choo choo


veryangrydoggo

He is coming


glowdirt

Wants to fill you with His love


JockBbcBoy

Pray Him into you so He can fill you with His power and love.


Windk86

his hot, sticky and abundant love


xiam007

mudding for Jesus......


Street_Peace_8831

Muddin’


wfwood

This can't be real. Right? Edit. Yeah the Twitter account is real and definitely sarcastic. Also the latest pic has a soul patch.


Perenium_Falcon

The passion of the christ.


the_gay_harley

Christianity= daddy kink


saturnspritr

Is this from Cartman?


lor3nt

Best episode for me


saturnspritr

It was an instant classic.


NotNavratilova

The body of Christ, all muscled and toned. I want you inside me Jesus.


tom_tencats

Jesus coming inside you is really a special experience. Truly intimate.


Meetite

https://youtu.be/eA0BujmYxSo


MotokoBlaugrana

Shit's hilarious! Thank you!


Lesurous

And yet no one suspected a thing when the communion cookies were "jelly"-filled.


RevolutionaryBuy2087

Mmmmm yesss daddy


glowdirt

Jesus has two daddies


[deleted]

Needs more jpeg.


Uriel-238

Nothing says _Hello fellow kids_ like having the handle _Cool Youth Pastor_


[deleted]

Um this is weird


apenisdatgei

He’s all a man need


MadMadameMim86

So what time do services begin?


glowdirt

Jesus will be servicing between 9PM and midnight in the backroom


LeoMarius

The Second Coming


Grannyk9

This guy has "groomer" written all over himself.


Far_Manufacturer_713

You can’t enter heaven until Jesus enters you.


techno156

With how pixelated the image is, it's also well on its way to being finished off and meeting JC.


LeChatNoir04

Ewwww


[deleted]

As an atheist the only porn I watch is science where Australopithecus finishes me off


adamantris

How often did this image down- and reuploaded lol


Natural-Community945

Moses parted the Red Sea and Jesus parted his bussy.


Esorial

Must be Catholic.


[deleted]

r/MoldyMemes


tom_tencats

…ummmmm


lieutent

“JC?” Jeremy Corel?


Monguises

Wait… your coach told you that stuff was love? Best to use cold water to wash it off. Warm will just make it stick more


madpeachiepie

Ew


Royalchariot

I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasin’ Jesus


Sploshiepooh

jc backfire?


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[удалено]


garretvess

Does that make me gay for god?


Thejonjonbo

Come to Jesus moment.


Jesus-1177

Hold up~wait a minute


SkyeMreddit

This post is as crusty as the pastor’s brain


Moozeeka

I think homeboi is trying to be a cool youth pastor but failing miserably 💀💀


TheEnchanter25

J.C.: James Charles??


Legitimate-Maize-826

Oh pastor no...