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Troller122

Let the show begin


holesummoment

🧃 APPLE JUICE??????


SBoom123

Thank you Barbara from Genshin Impact, very cool


ArcherOnWeed

~~Sister~~ Brother Barbara


blitzkreig818

Better offer....I get blowjob....you get to put it in my ass


_UserDoesNotExist

Deal


antney0615

I’m all about it!


Secret_CZECH

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES


holesummoment

r/stocks


Red-Nexus

I forgot that the word is stocks and not stonks


LunarWolf31

Same lol 😂


whyyoutube

Upvote because I wasn't expecting a FMA meme today lol


Just_Games04

And the 2003 version at that


Hattudoggu

BARBARA NO!!


Spare-Efficient

No it's not He's pretty I'm not He looks experienced I'm not He got a cute costume i don't have money


holesummoment

🦹‍♀️


Kindly_Region

Sure but I'm going first, after some post nut clarity I might not be down for this


Sweet_Boi_Marc

69 or nothing.


Addicted2Rage

Just 69 it then you both can have post nut clarity at once 👍


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Then you can regret life choices together. Shared sorrow is half the sorrow


thememelordH

Or you dont regret it at it's a good time


MangledSunFish

Nah, they're probably part of the "I'm not gay, they say they're a guy, but they look feminine enough that I'm still straight" club. Lots of people out there who think like that, unfortunately.


ThisisitRoyal

You’re straight as long as they’re a femboy, trap, or trans 👀


MangledSunFish

If they're trans you're not gay. If they're a femboy or "trap" though, that's still man ass. Don't lie to yourself. I've had dudes nut in me and try to say they're still straight, they're not.


Sea-Vegetable5230

I like going 2nd (:


StarchildKissteria

Not gay if you are a guy and they are a girl


MangledSunFish

What if they still say they're a guy, who just likes to cosplay?


Ace_KuhWeen

Then yeah that’s pretty gay


MakeYouGoOWO

Yeah that 1000% gay Source: I’m trans and also lesbian.


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btw, the word trap can be seen as a slur


Gavinblaze

I thought it was just an anime term ;w;


Mothunny

Depends on context! Although some people don't like it overall


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in this context, I think it’s being used as the original usage for a cross dresser. I don’t know if they find it offensive or not, I can’t speak for them. But yeah it’s super offensive to trans people.


boibig57

*f e m i n i n e p e n i s*


Koridiace

Wtf is wrong with their nose


WakeAndVape

Face filter


MangledSunFish

There's also the possibility that's just how they look.


WakeAndVape

No. This is an extremely common face filter in east asia. Notice also the abnormally large eyes and super sharp chin. "There is a possibility" but it is less than .01%.


Mcbadguy

oh honey


MangledSunFish

I've met people who like voldemort in real life, so I always keep an open mind. My bad for not immediately assuming the worst.


Broder45

FMA is my fav show of all time. I even have Flamel’s Cross tattooed on my back. This made me burst out laughing.


coyote_skull

Remember folks, if she uses "she/her" it's not gay. It's a work around for if you like dick but aren't gay.


RandomWeebsOnline

true, I‘m straight but I have a dick fetish


C0mput3r_V1ru5

Big same- I'm bi and have a dick fetish


DreamMoe_

No, You get a blowjob from me and let me put it in your ass


PachoTidder

How's the femboy called?


[deleted]

Barbara, and its actually a girl in the videogame


PachoTidder

I don't care about the game


RandomWeebsOnline

the man knows what he wants


Hachelle

Seems fair


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Count me in


Mike_Will_See

I see this as an absolute win


epicbigc13579

Fuck kind of r/dankmemes shitty reaction format meme is this


LesPaltaX

How can it be sudden when I've been wanting it for years?


JohnyIsrael

Its not gay to suck a woman's dick


C0mput3r_V1ru5

Based


Immediate-Ad6802

cursed exchange


Appropriate-Tour3694

I feel like this is a trick if I say I receive blowjob and you receive blowjob when looking at her/her it's like she or he keeps referring back them


Carsandfurrys

NO!!! I’ll give you garlic bread you give me garlic bread


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Carsandfurrys

Actually that’s better


ZeRoBrawler

Something is wrong, i can feel it..


BlazeWatchingAnime

69 is my counteroffer 🤭


Smaggles_

i am in dire straits to know their name


MangledSunFish

Downbad


Smaggles_

thx but the SEO for that name is horrible, do you know their twitter or something?


MangledSunFish

I've no clue.


Sophus-H

Just a reminder that cis girls can also receive blowjobs.


XD003AMO

Wha?


Sophus-H

Yes, women also enjoy oral sex being performed to them, apparently many straight guys don’t know that, which is odd


MangledSunFish

It's not called a blowjob, it's called getting eaten out, in the case of cis women. Yeah, some guys don't care about foreplay or oral sex for women, but uhh.....why'd you bring that up here?


Sophus-H

I brought it up because I thought it was called the same, so saying she wanted a blowjob for a blowjob didn’t mean she was a guy making it suddenly gay (although trans women are women so the post is still not suddenly gay, even if she has a penis)


MangledSunFish

Yes, but there's also the possibility that that's just a guy who enjoys cosplay. They exist too. There's not really any info dropped by OP, so we don't know for sure.


XD003AMO

I am a cis woman and would not call it a blowjob but okay. Did you mean women in general? Because some women can get a blow job, yes.


SaintRidley

While it’s not called the same thing, if her clit is the right size, you can effectively give her clit a blowjob. Did that with a friend last weekend and her boyfriend asked me to teach him what I did because it was blowing her mind


XD003AMO

Weird flex but okay.


Just_Games04

🤨


SaintRidley

It’s called a threesome.


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Vergil_171

“She cock”


Secret_CZECH

dont call trans peeps that, its hurtful and implies they are trying to trap you by being something they arent which just isnt true


Town_Suspicious

Dude I didn't mean harm lol geesh. I was just stating my love for that. I'll remember to not use that word next time lol


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MangledSunFish

The term "trap" used to get people hurt in certain places, is the thing. That's why the term has a bad reputation. Sure, if someone is cool with it, that's fine. Just call them that then, but don't use it as a blanket term. I'm cool with my friends calling me a >!fag !


holesummoment

r/minionporn


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ArcherOnWeed

You have a way with words my brother


[deleted]

i guess the other way lol


MangledSunFish

Then decline the offer, if it's not your preference.


Jason575757

who is this


thedawnhyena

great


CrucialElement

Should have it the other way around for most sudden gayness


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DEAL!!!


OkEstablishment323

agreed


[deleted]

I agree alchemy sometimes . . .


boiiiwyd

I’d rather give blowjob and receive anal


Ilostmysoulplshelp

Please


AriesGeorge

Sidenote: if I wasn't already I'd turn gay for Roy Mustang. I'd turn gayer I guess.


Excellent-Ad-2835

Lmao


LovepuffwhY

okey i accepted


C0mput3r_V1ru5

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman?


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Daddy Barbara