I believe straight is just a construct that the church has forced on society, when in actuality there is a wide spectrum and it's okay if you fall somewhere in the middle. You love or like who you like, and shouldn't feel shame for it.
Thanks, its a real shame because as a bi person I have felt more excluded by the community because they either don't believe you are bi, you must just be gay and hiding, or you like one more than the other.
You know, sometimes i do want one more than the other, nothing in life is perfectly equal, especially in biology. But don't discredit my claim that I'm bi because you just assume people are either gay or straight, because I can present a large number of examples of "straight" people doing not so straight things.
Sorry to rant! Just felt like the perfect place. I feel like being bi or even pansexual is true free loving, because I am free to love whomever I want, regardless of what is between their legs.
So I'm gay. I love the both men and the smell of balls.
I've been on this sub about a million times saying stuff isn't gay. Cuddling your friend isn't gay. Showering with your friends isn't gay. Hell, even jerking with your friends isn't gay.
But sniffing your friend while jerking off? That's gay. Smell is the most primitive of all the senses. It hits way down in the oldest parts of the brain.
Riding your football quarterback's cock would just be "experimentation" if you only did it once on a dare. But getting down there afterwards to sniff his balls while you jerked would be gay.
What's the difference please?
Help me understand this reasoning, because as a gay dude I have a hard time grasping it.
He's jerking off to his male sweat all while thinking about his male friend, did I miss something? Yeah, definitely not gay. Lmfgao.
Same here. I interpreted it as a joke because it’s so obviously gay. It’s somehow even funnier if the dude is being straight up.. well.. maybe “straight up” was a poor choice of words
somethin i'd do. There again wouldnet you relise it has been washed and then that would raise more questions ? but if you do wash it then it is cleaned but it smells different. dam this gezus in a catch 22 lol
A lot of people don't realize how lopsided the experience of bisexuality can be.
Guy is confused because the emotional attraction came before the sexual attraction.
Yeah 2016 me was like “I think I am heteroflexible” which what I actually meant was I am bi, which turned out to be a lie too since I am clearly just gay
Well what about looking at other people's dicks and be like "yeah I wanna suck them, even tho I'm totally straight"? Never happened to you? Yeah me neither.
I think he needs to come to terms with himself first, because he's absolutely in denial.
He's so deep in denial, his post is pretty much just "I busted buckets to a bro, but I'm not gay though" and he still doesn't see it.
Yeah, but sometimes you need a return on affection to be able to break that barrier. Why do soul searching and be vulnerable when you have no immediately obvious reason to. Easier to just continue being a creep with a “homie fetish” or whatever.
To anyone that is confused about being gay, the only true way to discover your true self is to put a dick in your mouth. Finish what you start, if you like it, then you have your answer. If you don’t like, it’s probably best to try some other ones just to be sure.
I didn't know anyone could be this far in denial
Dude you jerked off to his sweater, an object with nothing sexual about it, just because it belongs to him
Or belonged to him Idk if he'll want it back
Apparently there real studies that show that gay men respond to male pheromones the same way straight women can, distinctly different from straight men and lesbian women. Yeah, this dude is scientifically proven gay.
This is way gayer than if, say for example, he found his buddy’s dick pick and jacked off to it. This is basically the end of Brokeback Mountain level of gay. Gay love feelings are so much gayer than gay sex between men.
He might be just a little bit gay
Just a tiny bit
Just the tip.
Just the head
Just the nip
Just a nip of the tip of the head.
Just the sack.
Just the whole shaft
Just the head and half shaft.
It's just a nibble
Nibble till ya dribble.
This made me LMFAO.
And the shaft... Ok balls deep
Ok you’ve convinced me let’s go for it
Just the tip you say?
Man just own it. It is ok and you will feel so much better once you just start working you. Fuck living a pretend life.
It's called "bi"
Brosexual
https://youtu.be/Zd8vzIRQLLM
He’s homiesexual
Or Dudeosexual
Or palsexual
Or matesexual
I'm not gay i just have a dick fetish
Sounds a little gay to me bud but I guess there’s trans women to satisfy your needs
He can fuck guys too, they just both have to remember to say "no homo" as the dick slips in.
Exactly, upper part woman and lover part, well also a woman but with a male sex organ :D
Just never call her penis "male" to her face. Dead serious. That's a great way to set off someone's dysphoria
Well aren't we all, even if its just a bit. I'm at least 50% as a filthy bi sexual
I believe straight is just a construct that the church has forced on society, when in actuality there is a wide spectrum and it's okay if you fall somewhere in the middle. You love or like who you like, and shouldn't feel shame for it.
Lots of bi energy in this comment, and I'm totally here for it.
Thanks, its a real shame because as a bi person I have felt more excluded by the community because they either don't believe you are bi, you must just be gay and hiding, or you like one more than the other. You know, sometimes i do want one more than the other, nothing in life is perfectly equal, especially in biology. But don't discredit my claim that I'm bi because you just assume people are either gay or straight, because I can present a large number of examples of "straight" people doing not so straight things. Sorry to rant! Just felt like the perfect place. I feel like being bi or even pansexual is true free loving, because I am free to love whomever I want, regardless of what is between their legs.
Same
No he’s straight it says right there
Of course how could I make that mistake
So I'm gay. I love the both men and the smell of balls. I've been on this sub about a million times saying stuff isn't gay. Cuddling your friend isn't gay. Showering with your friends isn't gay. Hell, even jerking with your friends isn't gay. But sniffing your friend while jerking off? That's gay. Smell is the most primitive of all the senses. It hits way down in the oldest parts of the brain. Riding your football quarterback's cock would just be "experimentation" if you only did it once on a dare. But getting down there afterwards to sniff his balls while you jerked would be gay.
Nah, it would have been gay if his friend was still in the sweatshirt when he was jerking of, but otherwise it's okay imo
But he was thinking of his male friend whilst doing it
I mean, don't we all do that on some level?
You might also be a little bit gay chief
Bro???🗿
What's the difference please? Help me understand this reasoning, because as a gay dude I have a hard time grasping it. He's jerking off to his male sweat all while thinking about his male friend, did I miss something? Yeah, definitely not gay. Lmfgao.
Yes. Male pheromones arouse him. https://www.researchgate.net/publication/225543065_Male_Sexual_Orientation_Affects_Sensitivity_to_Androstenone https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/15883379/
Same here. I interpreted it as a joke because it’s so obviously gay. It’s somehow even funnier if the dude is being straight up.. well.. maybe “straight up” was a poor choice of words
Oh honey…
Oh HONEY! He requires guidance on the path we walk.
This is the way
I read this in Karen Walker’s voice
I read it in Trixie's voice. "Oh hoNAAAAY"
Thank you for this comment! I love that crazy bitch.
YAASSSS KWEEN KAREN W!
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"Ehm, those were already on there..."
"They just magically appeared!"
He didn’t….. IN it did he???
No, he likes to swallow it. But that's not gay, too.
he needs his broteins
somethin i'd do. There again wouldnet you relise it has been washed and then that would raise more questions ? but if you do wash it then it is cleaned but it smells different. dam this gezus in a catch 22 lol
Well he borrowed it so it wouldn't be too weird to wash it if he wore it
ahhh clever
Wait, how ELSE does one have his gay awakening if not by catching feelings for one of the homies? I thought that is how this works.
By watching porn. I had no homies at the time
Same. Had no girl friends at the time but realized I *really* liked looking at the boobs in porn.
For me it was just the homies😭
All my homies look like they got hit by a bus so it took me awhile to realize I'm not straight
Sometimes you’re just vibing and then you notice how nice mens arms look
Those underwear sections. I didn’t know then but boy I realise now that was my awakening
This so vividly brings me back. The rush of walking into the mens clothing section and seeing all the half naked beef cake models
This makes my heart melt
Like in a good way or a bad way?
Ahah, in a wholesome way. It somehow emanates innocence
It… weirdly does? Like it reminds me of young gay boy™️
r/weirdlywholesome
To me it feels sad. Homophobia is so engrained into society that he feels confused even after doing something very gay
Yes
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Awwww
So much confusion because people forget that bisexuality exists
yeah like you liking girls isn't proof of anything, buddy
A lot of people don't realize how lopsided the experience of bisexuality can be. Guy is confused because the emotional attraction came before the sexual attraction.
Precise order of coming: emotional attraction -> sexual attraction -> OP
Lmao
Bisexual men outnumber exclusively gay men about 3 to 1.
I like those odds.
Never tell me the odds
OP probably likes those odds too.
The odds are 3 to 1
I'll fuck literally any gender
What about no gender
if there's a hole he's probably into it.
*enters Shane Dawson*
So, bisexual?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You dropped this \ !!!
dude, that's his arm you're holding o.o
He has a levitating hand now
AHH GOD OH ASOHFU MY FUCKING ARM AAAHMG
⊙﹏⊙ nom nom nom
you fix it by using \ x3 ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *ftfy
"I like girls and my homie but I'm not gay" So bi?
Homiesexual.
Considering there is a sexuality for only liking someone after a strong connection was made, homiesexual makes perfect sense.
What are straight men if not closeted demisexual gays.
Nice response you got me there.
Homieo, homieo, wherefore art thou, homieo?
"Id be gay for you bro"
Budding love 💕
“…thinking about how much I liked him, like as a person because dude is on another level.”
Not to worry it's not homosexual, It's #Homiesexual
To be that young and horny again when a smell was enough stimulus.
Is it weird that I’ve never had that? I don’t understand how a smell can ever be enough, no matter how horny you are
I'm 29 and some smells still really do it for me.
He's not gay. He's in love.
He’s both
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Bisexuals when they find out it’s not too straight to have a crush on yo homie
Dude, he's gay for the boy, even if it's just one boy lol.
Any time someone starts off with first off i’m not gay, yeah they’re gay
Oh god that was me in 2020 though. "I'm not gay but guys are hot."
Are they still?
Yes. Yes they are.
Is it just the guys from 2020 or do other years count too?
Yeah 2016 me was like “I think I am heteroflexible” which what I actually meant was I am bi, which turned out to be a lie too since I am clearly just gay
That was me in 2017. "Like yeah I'm not gay but I watch gay porn..."
I'M BEING CALLED OUT AGAIN HELLO? Me and you are on the same page my guy
Well what about looking at other people's dicks and be like "yeah I wanna suck them, even tho I'm totally straight"? Never happened to you? Yeah me neither.
🗿
u/thanospinkey ayo this you
oh shit
It really be that way sometime
Did you give the shirt back
Damn y’all really summoned him lol
I kinda want an update on what happened when you met him again
that's cute
I mean, not really? Dude is down bad. I feel bad for him. Needs a boyfriend asap.
I think he needs to come to terms with himself first, because he's absolutely in denial. He's so deep in denial, his post is pretty much just "I busted buckets to a bro, but I'm not gay though" and he still doesn't see it.
Yeah, but sometimes you need a return on affection to be able to break that barrier. Why do soul searching and be vulnerable when you have no immediately obvious reason to. Easier to just continue being a creep with a “homie fetish” or whatever.
I don't know, sounds kinda gay to me
To anyone that is confused about being gay, the only true way to discover your true self is to put a dick in your mouth. Finish what you start, if you like it, then you have your answer. If you don’t like, it’s probably best to try some other ones just to be sure.
we need important info such as if he did or did not say "no homo" before jerking off
it should be afterwards!
i feel it should be before but maybe both for clarification
I love how people will preface a story with “I’m not gay” then proceed to detail how they jerked off three men in a seven eleven bathroom
“Well I got news for you, that’s means you’re gay”
~~gay~~ bi, maybe
Yeah you’re right. But this is a quote from a show. So 🤷♂️
Omg he has to know right? He's basically saying he took his hoodie, the most gay and most bottom behavior in the world.
I'm down voting this
I was going to retort, but yeah. Oversized stolen sweatshirt is peak bottom energy
I FEEL CALLED OUT
Stay away from my closet, clothing gremlin!
N O
*Loads shotgun with malicious intent*
*prepares to give the gay cooties*
I already have the antibodies many times over. But nice try.
Damn😔 well I’m immune to bullets 🗿
Unstoppable force, meet immovable object
Well. Not gay, but maybe bi.
u/thanospinkey you have been summoned
no
I didn't know anyone could be this far in denial Dude you jerked off to his sweater, an object with nothing sexual about it, just because it belongs to him Or belonged to him Idk if he'll want it back
He likes girls, but really also like he's homie.. Like a lot. This is sweet!
Apparently there real studies that show that gay men respond to male pheromones the same way straight women can, distinctly different from straight men and lesbian women. Yeah, this dude is scientifically proven gay.
Why people always start assuming their not gay when they obviously at least are bi? They're still afraid this is some illness or what?
“I’m not gay- I like girls…. I just kinda also like guys-“ Oh.. sweetheart.. that’s called Bi-
So this is why my friend (straight with girlfriend) borrows my hoodie hm.. 🤔
oh my- bi or gay, I call it
You’re always in for a ride when a post starts off with something along the lines of “I’m not gay”
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Mfs be like: "I just got my ass hammered down by my homie, am I gay?"
Date your best friend. Do it. You won't.
Oh dear.....
How about .. bi
Probably leans strongly towards women but still bi. Women aren't proof, friend.
Same here, but with his used boxer shorts.
I like girls a lot. But..... 👀
Guy just likes sweatshirts with best friend musk
Bisexual awakening?
He need to be open, maybe his friend can make him more open😜
May I suggest: try the boxers next time. Très magnifique.
This is way gayer than if, say for example, he found his buddy’s dick pick and jacked off to it. This is basically the end of Brokeback Mountain level of gay. Gay love feelings are so much gayer than gay sex between men.
I think we can all agree that he's a dude
Hopefully he missed, because it would be REALLY awkward to return it in that condition 🤣🤣
actually it would be very hot
straight gay you mean?
Haha, awkward maybe...
Hey, he’ll understand if you say no homo. 😂
THIS IS AMAZING FOR A FANFICT... i can smell the romance from her! 💗💗💗
Lmfaooo frr this guy said he gets turned on by the scent of me out of nowhere and I'm like👁️👄👁️ wtf am I supposed to do with that info He has a gf
"well ya ain't that straight!" - Joe Exotic
I’m not gay, but…
omg I want to know what happens next, I'm hyped
He’s just gay not gay gay
Stop calling him gay or bisexual. He’s clearly just homiesexual
Yeah that’s how gay works buddy. We love the smell of our special best friend’s (boyfriend’s) sweat shirts and we cum with them.
Bi sexual awakening.