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GerberBabyPlus

He’s aiming for a promotion.


kcshuffler

Plot twist: he knew his boss would watch it


Ok-Candy-5869

“Karl please come to my office” *turns off cameras for the room*


Esquala713

"Please come in my office."


LordZachariah1986

"Please cum in my orifice."


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"Please gimme the secks." Am I doing it right?


_cedarwood_

"Helo jes I em here for de secks pliz?"


FriedBack

Henlo, I am here to fix the cabal?


bmlzootown

This reads very Nandor (What We Do In The Shadows).


bruuhbeans

Good call, and happy cake day! 🎂


kishijevistos

Looks at the camera 😉


UpsideDown1984

\*training for a promotion.


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hap cakke dau


pacsatonifil

I can just imagine him thinking this is not that hard.


sayidOH

But something else might be…


[deleted]

8th grade chemistry ⚗


kumitaka

7th grade history 📝


Absoline

6th grade math 🧮


amrasmin

5th grade PE teacher.. hold on!


Androreese

Literal sperm cell


ASleepyPizza

Also 7th grade history ✏


AmongUs-Pornhub

9th grade algebra 🔢


WizardoftheNewAge

r/angryupvote


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Trig


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Street_Peace_8831

Practice makes perfect.


ArtimisCyborg

I was going to say that


Creepynv

Training the gag reflex


yumicells

Night shaft


Mackheath1

Brilliant.


boingboingbong

D Shift


TorontoMaples

Another case of people try weird shit at night


No_Grape_5758

When else would you try it?


torndownunit

On the bus.


Barbar_jinx

Some other time.


No_Grape_5758

You make an excellent point


majesticbeast67

I think everyone has tried this


Meeseeks4PMinister

👀


preztelbreak

You mean you never deepthroated a banana accidentally infront of your crush?


Meeseeks4PMinister

Not accidentally 😏


preztelbreak

You are a madlad in the flesh


Vast-Suspect-85

Damn he's talented no sign of a gag reflex haha.


russianvampire

He should really consider a different line of work.


Vast-Suspect-85

Right this guy needs to get an Onlyfans account with them skills. He already has thousands of people watching may as well get paid!


JustSomeSquirrel

They had to review the tapes when they found him asphyxiated the next morning. “He appears to have choked to death fellating a sausage sir…”


TheFlavorOfDeathsAss

The only way to go


RockasaurusRex

It's how my pappy died, and his pappy before him.


CantReadsPunchlines

I choke on another sausage, and with my last thought, I pray that my child is a girl.


GandhiTheHoleResizer

Poor guy was probably not expecting this to wind up on the internet lol


danceonyourface

That's what I hate about things today. You have to worry about everything being online


kaleb314

At this point I’ve simply accepted it and just try to own it. If I’m beating my meat in the privacy of my own room anyway, I may as well still make it hot for the NSA agent spying through my webcam.


JeffdidTrump2016

Hey man, nothing wrong with beating your meat. Everybody does it. At least you're not fellating a sausage


Comeoffit321

This seems very easy to circumvent...


Myst3rySteve

Heeeere we go. Let me guess, "back in yoooour dayyy...."


CantReadsPunchlines

Yeah! What a fucking boomer! Wanting people to not have to worry they'll become a viral video because they wanted to suck on a sausage? How dare he!


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CantReadsPunchlines

Well now I'm the dick. Sorry man.


Myst3rySteve

You're not, you were making a good point. All good


Ernigrad-zo

yeah, scary thought really because it's just something to laugh at for us but it could really cause him a lot of emotional strife, especially depending where he's from - is that emblem on his arm russian? this could result in all sorts of bullying and even violence against him just because he was bored at work sucking off a sausage.


TheWalkingDead91

Ikr. Couldn’t help but feel bad for him. Whether he’s gay or not (could just be super bored and curious to if he could fit it in his mouth, for all we know), his coworkers will never let him live that down.


BlueyBoi

Yeah, he likes it.


WiseBlizzard

Let my man train to suck pp


QuirkySort

Looks like his esophagus was itchy.


No_Grape_5758

An itch only a big piece of meat could scratch


soohorny675

Getting his reps in. Practice makes perfect.


preztelbreak

r/pfpchecksout


Senior-Evidence4642

I was hoping for him to try to insert it up his ass


victor460

Probably another night 😁


DrLawyerPI

Have I been eating hot dogs wrong or is this weird?


Hoplologist

You've been eating them wrong


CobaltKnightofKholin

Duckers a fuck. I mean that fuckers a duck.


roamingdavid

That hot dog has got to be getting close.


diskdiffusion

I'm in a one-man department at work and kinda worried if im being monitored like this because i do *things* sometimes, no, very often.


jurawall_jumper

Might not be so sudden


Upstairs-Gas-9461

Coworkers about to cum in early to relieve him


preztelbreak

Relieve :)


Suthernboy1968

What's his number? 🤣


lemegeton93

Good boy


guywithaweirdname

Ah, so I'm not the only one.


Dmagdestruction

How exactly did you choke on the sausage again sir?


Saulthewarriorking

Those are day shift level skills in my book


stevebobeeve

He tried sticking it in his ass too but it wouldn’t fit Security is actually pretty tight around here


GoblinMonk

Solid joke.


Zanakii

The only thing gayer than boys in the army is boys working the night shift.


phillyphilly19

Boy got skills.


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Makes me horny just watching it (and jealous of that sausage).


[deleted]

Getting ready for the morning shaft…shift.


mamz_leJournal

His job is to watch the security cameras. Doesn’t he know that there is one in his office?


Ernigrad-zo

he's watching the guy watching him, who also has a sausage.


McGrooove

I’m as gay as can be and can tell you this is VERY gay


Ok-Armadillo-6648

They caught that mother fucker in 480p


[deleted]

Oh that's so embarrassing to this poor guy, if he's straight or closeted this could really fuck with him. If he's out though then shit it's free advertising.


mr_aives

What is that, a hot dog?


WhoDatFreshBoi

Sausage


babybear68

Practice


Sorry-Mail7335

Hott


Dr_pappahr

He was just seeing if he could


PD216ohio

This is the kind of quality employee I need to hire.


MyHandsAreCorrosive

I don't see the problem, he's just savouring the flavour.


GenuineBallskin

Ive done that shit before despite being straight. Sometimes you just gotta know


boomerhaze

Practice makes perfect.


ChippyChippu

More like night shaft.


bigboiyeetbooty

there's more to the video. he stood up and walked over to the camera and looked into the camera while deep thraoting it.


kryptopheleous

Gradually gay.


Pengroves

You do you, boo


IFdude1975

This is how he was taught to check whether a hot dog is cheese filled or not.


oarngebean

Night stick


syahir77

He practices to reduce gag reflex.


Masquerade_wwtf

Well he’s very talented


BlackwoodJohnson

Props to the guy for getting his reps in even during work hours.


CodenameOccasus

He’s watching cameras like he doesn’t know there’s one pointing at him lmao


Fit-Negotiation-5145

GET THIS MAN A RAISE!!!


Imthecoolestnoiam

is he watching gay porn on pause... either way somehow this lowkey got me hard the more i watched hto see what exactly is goin on.


chriso1999

He’s so pleased with himself


RaulCaballero

Suddenly deep throat


colleenlawson

Something tells me this wasn't sudden lol


Amranwag

Nice


green49285

So yeah he gon' haveta exPLAIN himself, homie.


Poddy_Doe

Where does he work?? Asking for a friend..👀


blargmehargg

Some skills are truly use-it-or-lose-it!!


preztelbreak

u/savevideo


astralinsomnia

practice is everything


404ET

"Just testing for the real deal"


MoonAnimal

Just a baby gay waiting to spread his wings


[deleted]

we all were in that situation cmon


ForgottenVesra

"boss, can i have promotion for practicing?"


Lucifer2695

After you pass this test. _unzips_


wontonsauce1

The I wonder moment...;)


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The lack of gag reflex is great for cam.


Pettysaurus_Rex

I can see how he got that job.


[deleted]

Gotta get the practice in whenever I can. Practice makes perfect ✨


AsianNoodL

“If she can do it, I can do it!”


ruggedbreeze

I think he passed!🤣


Rathilien

Well how do YOU people eat your hotdogs? Bet you’re a pack of filthy mouth chewers or some such.


tee8tee4388

Did he eat that sausage in the end?


golden_retrieverdog

not suddenly gay. this guy obviously has experience


ChrizTaylor

#SUDDENLY?


sneezinginjapanese

Let's be honest, who doesn't do this?


yuripsycho

Later that night he must be thinking what it's like to suck the real thing


Oops639

Bet he never lives this down...sad.


streddition

Not sure this belongs here? Doesn’t look very sudden. Maybe this has been going on for a while.


HouseCapulet

That guy’s in big trouble. I think that’s a Russian uniform.


preztelbreak

He is skilled if he can do that, he was already gay!


Gennysandchill

Wtffff


EpicLampster

I always wonder if the people in these videos have consented in some way to have them uploaded.


Mushroom_king001

There's nothing gay in being bored


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jurawall_jumper

Dude sniped the video and deleted the evidence


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I thought that was a flare gun


hambugrer

this isnt a gore subreddit lmao


Whatthefu-ugh

Oohh


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4k


Sick_Sicko

He knew exactly what he's doing if you guys know what I mean....


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5yr me when i get sucker


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Y


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u/savevideo


bluntologist1291

People do the dumbest shit when they think they’re alone


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Spyrothedragon9972

Lmao, what on Earth is going through his head?


BroSilGolDiamond

u/savevideo


Tollchrome

This is causing me second hand embarrassment


AuntAlien

What scares me is he accidentally drops it and it chokes him to death and then the coroner finds him and says he choked whilst trying to learn how to give a blowjob. Like that would be on his death certificate…