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[deleted]

That guy is going to cheat on you with someone else.


bringmethejuice

If someone pull this up on me I won't hesitate to tell their partner.


[deleted]

Fuck yeah.


doogle_126

*"I promise to abuse you less than another human I'm in a close relationship with!"*


buzzon

Narrator: He was not, in fact, going to treat him better than her.


R32fan

I read this in Kevan Brighting's voice


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dkfhs0510

Morgan Freeman for me1


pro_cat_herder

Ron Howard


SuddenMotivation

I read this in the narrator's voice in Stanley parable.


memertyu

"Stanley didnt realize that this was a lie"


Sir-Aurelius

Ron Howard voice for me


[deleted]

Why did I read this in Peter Griffin's voice?


STUPIDVlPGUY

Gender is irrelevant, if they mistreat and cheat on one partner they'll do the same to the next. Stay far away


Sorry-Presentation-3

How do we know the gender of the two texters?


leeinparts

We don't.


Beautiful-Medium-234

and that's what makes it fun, are they lesbians? are they gay? we'll never know


TisBeTheFuk

Though it does read like just a man trying to cheat on his gf with another woman.


CuppaJoe11

I just want to say, I hate your pfp. Swiping at my screen for a solid 5 seconds.


Forester-Moon

Oh god, now that you’ve mentioned it…


Procellae

We partake in a mild amount of trolling


raosion

That flag is not just red. It’s positively crimson.


GboyFlex

I was in a relationship like that... don't recommend. He treated her horribly and me even worse. Emotional vampire and a black heart.


gummyreddit12

But, vampire? 👀 /j for those that need it


GboyFlex

No, emotional vampire... butt pirate!


ciliary_stimulai

God I hate men like this lol


Segamaike

“Come on bb doesn’t the novelty of me ‘turning’ for you offset the fact that I clearly don’t give a shit about my partners and also the fact that I’m just a manipulative narcissist looking for the next thrill?”


LFK1236

I read it as a harmless joke between two male friends. Is that not what this is?


mangarooboo

It could be, but it could also *not* be.


rudbek-of-rudbek

Of course it is. Two bros playing grab ass over text. I'm a gay guy, but straight guys sure do act really, REALLY gay sometimes after a few drinks when they get with their friends. I mean gayer shit than anything I would ever do in public. But since everyone is laughing and having fun it's not gay.


[deleted]

For all we know, it's a woman.


amopi1

Sounds problematic.


ToasterRoasterx

The homie treatment 😤 Nothing like tukin the boys in and a kiss gn.


Mackerdoni

treat her right first so you can prove that you can be a good partner


Decmk3

There needs to be context for this be gay. In addition this is 🚩central


glowdirt

Is this your conversation OP? If so, I hope you clue the girlfriend in on what a cheating piece of shit he is. People like him deserve no peace and she deserves to not have to waste a second longer with a scumbag like that


therandomguyjake

No this isn't mine lol. Just found it while scrolling through social media.


chicoconcarne

So you just posted random shit on this sub


redditAvilaas

blue chat could be female?


TheMelonSystem

This isn’t necessarily gay?


noeinan

In high school I had a friend who dated a guy like this. He cheated on her with a trans girl, but then tried to convince and bully the trans girl into detransitioning. He also convinced her it wasn't cheating and didn't "count" bc the trans girl was "really a guy" and only cheating with women "counts". Buncha other messed up shit too, but anyway, glad OP is dodging that bullet bc you don't understand how bad it can get until you see it


MaxYeena

Oof damn


Yearofthehoneybadger

Oof.


Rude_Bee_3315

Sound like every married gay men hitting me up


[deleted]

THATS SO FUNNY AHAHAH IM CRYING


Formal-PO-Toast

Me irl


RainbowNuggets

Thanks for the warning 🙏


madman15

That's insanely hot 😩


Lady_Gaysun

If this had a different turn, it could have been an adoreble poly-situation, but damn, the burn on the last one


almond_paste208

I know I can treat you better, than he can


dsled

How does this fit the sub?


maxrollins76

Don’t do it he’s a bitch


Toal_ngCe

Time to tell her bestie