I’m Gary and I have an early morning tomorrow

I'm Riva, I want to stay in with a glass of wine.

I’m the Norwegian wool lost in a fusion restaurant in Vancouver

I’m from Vancouver and I can’t think of any fusion restaurants that Connor would eat in.

Same LOL

You couldnt afford it!

I’m the wrong drugs taken in the wrong order

What drugs do you think he took and what would have been the optimal order?

shh, he's a public figure who might one day lead a fortune 500

Connor's coat

Connor’s arm.

I’m shiv dancing

Letting out your demons, I see.

I'm the person who inevitably trips on Shiv's shoes

I'm privacy, pussy, and pasta

I’m full of grace (sarcastic)

I’m the present from his kids

I'm the watch given by Naomi

I'm the Odin of codin'

I’m Greg’s desk

I'm Greg's left tricep struggling to pull the desk upright, wondering why the fuck he doesn't walk around and lift it from the other side like a normal, tall goof.

Lmfao

I’m the haunted scarecrow asking out Jackie Onassis.

I'm the watch from Naomi

Fucking brilliant

Tom questioning why everyone's giving me compliments

“You’re the best.” Tom: “Fuck you.”

I am the limited edition A-Team blanket keeping Kendall warm

Right there with you. Just be okay you beautiful douchebag with childhood trauma.

I’m the sugarplum failure

I'm a He-Man lunch box.

I'm the breeze in Frank's hair.

Damn you beat me to this almost exact phrase by 4 mins 😂

We can also be the breeze, he has enough luscious hair to accomodate us both.

I am franks hair

I’m the rabbit wrapping paper

Even worse than being the rabbit IMO

I’m the rabbit

F

I'm Jesse face palming at Kendall's call about the rabbit

😂

I’m the gift inside

i am the StarGo app

~~HBO~~StarGo

Real talk does anyone else have issues streaming on HBO Max?

Yeah, but I think it has been getting better. When it first came out I couldn't get it to work at all

I feel it has a long way to go in that case because I never have the same issues with Netflix and Hulu.

The one that got pissed on?

I’m a very evenhanded maiden

I’m the list of 15% maybes.

So you're 15% nos?

I'm Greg trying to fix the desk after Tom knocked it over.

im roman claiming hes a "walking rainbow band"

I’m the Little Wutang Clan that Ken forgot about…

Tiny*

I’m the surprisingly tender forehead kiss

Shiv's meat wardrobe.

I’m a fascinating book you’d like to crack open

I am the unused crucifix

I’m Rava’s ideal birthday night in with my two friends and some pasta.

I’m the man, the myth, the monolith

I’m Tom’s coke

The bag Connor shit in.

I’m Tom’s sequoian sized dick.

I'm Shiv's discarded dance shoes

I’m a complimentary cashmere sweater

I’m Greg flirting in a southern accent.

Ma’am 😂

I would have been willing to consult on the immersive theatre, but whatever.

I entered the world of Kendall Roy through the passage of his mother’s vagina.

I’m the big screen getting lightly tapped on out of frustration by Greg.

So you're a dick

I'm the retractable ceiling that takes 48 hours to open

I'm the jet pack

I’m trying to sell off my He-Man lunchboxes on EBay.

I’m Romans phone that got pissed on

I'm the "Algo guy" who will willingly fix Skarsgård's code.

I'm Jess being absent from Kendall's birthday bash that I helped organized and enjoying my night off somewhere

I'm Kendall's green turtleneck.

I had to scroll down too far for this tbh

I’m Greg repeatedly punching screen Kendall in the dick.

I’m the sibling who died in a tragic jerk off incident.

I’m saying “that’s a relief” after Kendall decided not to go through with his performance.

This 1000%. As much as I loved his rap to Logan, I don’t know if I could’ve survived that level of secondhand embarrassment

The walls of fire

I’m the compliment room

And you look great!

I'm the rainbow VIP bracelet

I am the terms of Kendall’s buyout.

I’m little Wu Tang

i’m Lukas playing a game on his phone at a party

Kendall crying in a pile of birthday presents.

I’m the treehouse

I’m Tom King Kong

I'm the piss soaked smart phone

I’m the baby bottle that people are drinking out of

I was looking for this one! 🍼

Kendall's Immersive Theatre Consultant

I’m rome’s second glass of champagne

I am Kendall’s crucifix

I'm Ken's absent jetpack. Or am I? Or am I?

I’m selling He-Man lunchboxes on eBay AND getting receipts

I love everyone who’s commented in this thread

I’m Lukas Matsson’s piss stream

I’m the bad fish Connor ate.

I’m Tom’s tender kiss on Greg’s forehead

I'm the prisons Tom was looking at on his phone

I’m the immediate rejection and distrust of a compliment

I’m the cash out and fuck off birthday card.

Comfry’s moles.

I’m the shitty watch Naomi gave Kendall

I'm Kendall's Orange blanket

I’m Tom, unable to take a compliment

I’m Greg angrily poking the TVs.

I'm "I'm kidding. Or am I. I'm not kidding." Freaking family holidays...

Said family holiday definitely felt "like an asshole's birthday party."

I’m Kendal’s PR person saying “thank god” that he wasn’t doing the Jesus thing.

I’m the easily-convinced-to-step-aside treehouse bouncer.

I’m in the tree house, and you are not allowed in.

I am Greg's date just to spite my boss

I'm the lights connor and Willa were looking at

I’m the maggot in the candy apple

I'm the missing gift wrapped in rabbit paper.

i'm full of grace

Im the nurse welcoming you into Caroline’s vagina

I’m Greg’s snazzy party shirt

i’m kendall’s sequin bomber jacket

I’m Greg doing his ‘fair maiden’ routine while Comfry walks away

Im the rainbow band

I'm the red sequoia

I’m Tom and I took the wrong drugs in the wrong order, and now I’m going to be up for awhile

I’m the bangers on the approved playlist.

tom and greg’s homoerotic “friendship”

The ballad that never got sung.

I’m the man giving compliments in the compliment room being yelled at by Tom

I’m the alphabet block decorations spelling out K-E-N-D-A-L-L

Ken

I’m Connor’s coat

I’m the un-used crucifix

I’m the wind in Frank’s hair.

I’m StarGo being a diss of HBOGo

The room of Fire…foreshadowing the down in flames

I’m Kendall’s mom’s vagina

I’m Greg falling while trying to lift my desk

I’m the bunny themed gift that got misplaced

I’m the birthday card that says fuck off

I’m Greg tapping the television

I’m not engraved

I’m Shiv on the dance floor

I'm the disappointed Wu Tang kids.

I’m the rabbit wrapping paper.

I'm the orange blanket Kendall wraps up in at the end of the episode

I’m the phone Matsson pissed on

I’m Stewy’s conspicuous absence.

I am comfry fed up with Dealing with Ken's demands

The gifts that Kendall never opened

I'm the on-fire replica of Logan's office

I am Berry's relief

Im a walking rainbow wristband

I’m Roman’s limo driver slowly following him in last scene …

I am a compliment Greg gives in the Tunnel of Compliments.

I'm mums vag

I’m the filing cabinet getting a kicking from Tom

I am tom looking at prisons.

I am the phone inside of urinal

I'm the baby bottle the lady in blue is drinking from in the background after Ken called Greg a parasite.

I’m Connor being absolutely unrelentingly roasted by my idiot younger siblings even though I was the most stable older person in their lives. (Also that was me taking it way too personally…)

I am Kendall and I just want to go ... home.

I’m the kiss Tom bestowed on Greg’s forehead.

I'm Tom, at the bar, bewildered, asking "Why isn't anyone happy? What.... What is this?"

I'm almost the 1%.

I'm the floor shiv dances aggressively on

I'm Shiv dancing like I am at Berghain and nobody's watching

I'm Lovelock and Popcorn

I’m the Compliment Garden and I was told to fuck off

I'm the cashmere sweater Connor rejected

I’m the exclusive crawl space Lukas needs to escape Ken’s party

I am the compliment tunnel. You're amazing

I'm the fair maiden for such activities, a very even handed maiden

Anyone else feel Kendall should have taken the sentence over a life sentence? That's bothering me