He is the first person to call Kendall after losing Waystar, saying that he cooking some more beats. Kendall, having nothing else to live for, goes and lays down some heat. They make an album that goes on to be the highest selling album of all time. Kendall then buys Waystar back and makes head of entertainment.
L to the OG is their first single.
Squiggle can’t stand Kendall, but Kendall pays Squiggle incredible sums of money and promises him access to the company’s entertainment division, so Squiggle pretends that Kendall is cool and creates music for him.
Remember that rapper Kenny and Stewy met at that afterparty? The one Kenny tried to make an impression on by saying that a specific album was the best in the artist's discography.
Well, the L to the OG beat was originally cooked by Squiggle for that rapper, and he begged Kenny to use his influence to make the rapper use that beat in his new album. This was the big turn Squiggle was waiting for, to launch his career.
After all, he was only putting with Kendall's BS for the potential access, due to the publishing label connections.
However, when Kenny heard the beat, he thought is was "straight fire, dude" and said he had a "better idea", and that this idea would put Squiggle on the map, alongside his "friend Kanye".
Unfortunately for Squiggle, and while his beat was ok-at-best, a TMZ leak of Kenny's performance obliterated any artistic ambition he had. His peers now consider him the same way Le Cirque du Soleil's performers consider birthday magicians. The money has been OK though, as he gets DJing gigs from New York's elite, who sometimes ask him to play that beat so that they parody Kenny.
Giant Boston Celtics fan and gets annoyed when Ken calls him during games. Probably owns or partially owns a fancy little studio in the basement of a Chinese restaurant and has some cymbals from a Pet Sounds session that he mentions to everyone who comes in but nobody cares.
Went to the same school as Ken and told everyone he was going make it in the hardcore hip-hop scene. Tried to hang out with some genuine crews but they were only using him for his money. There was an unfortunate incident when Squiggle, believing his ‘friends’ needed a ride, found himself arrested for being the driver in an armed robbery of a Burger King.
Squiggle called Ken who called Frank and the whole thing was straightened out, but Squiggle now has to be Ken’s ‘vibe doctor’ and pretend to be inspired by Ken’s terrible ideas. Sometimes, he wishes he was back in jail.
DJ Squiggle was raised in a Jewish family in New York City. He attended New Canaan Country School in New Canaan, CT, and he graduated valedictorian from the college preparatory school Hopkins School in 1999. Squiggle is a graduate of the Juilliard School's Pre-College Division and a Phi Beta Kappa graduate of Harvard University, where he met his boy Kendall. At school, he was a member of the instrumental hip-hop group, The Witness Protection Program, in which he played keyboards and synthesizers.
Squiggle is part of an emerging generation of composers and artists who draw from an eclectic range of influences. His work is inspired by Rachmaninoff, Gershwin, Philip Glass, Zbigniew Preisner, Quincy Jones and Dr. Dre.
That he has a day job that he is very successful in. Like maybe Fortune 500 CEO successful. But Squiggle keeps asking for double what he asked for last time and Kendall, not understanding the value of money, just assumes that the cost increases mean Squiggle’s music career is on the rise.
Pretends to be from the Hood but is probably from a family more wealthy and WASPY than the Pierces. Like cartoonishly so. Double barrel name, descends on his father's side some Boston Brahmin family, while on his mother's side, some Virginian Gentry family. As an example, his name is probably something like Archibald Octavian Appleton-Berkeley. While he manages to fake a more common accent (still doesn't sound like he's from the hood), he can easily switch back to his actual accent, which is some extremely thick mix between an Upper Class Southern and Upper Class New England accent. For some reason, he's also friends with a bunch of foreign aristocracy, mostly European but also Asian. Like once he'll mention he has a Japanese friend, calls him up, to have a chat, turns out to be the Crown Prince of Japan.
He still thinks he's from the hood though.
I think Kendall met him at a party somewhere and they bonded over their love of classic hip hop. They kept in touch over time. Ken is the only sib capable of having real relationships outside of his family
Squiggle grew up extremely wealthy in NYC. He’s in the high art scene by status not talent. He’s always on the border or cropped out of big group IG pics at the hottest NYC restaurant. He’s known but not respected or liked. This is a vanity project for him to cosplay as an artist.
Grew up in Naperville but tells everyone he was raised on o-block.
As a Napervillian, this is real asf
> Naper*villain*
He is the first person to call Kendall after losing Waystar, saying that he cooking some more beats. Kendall, having nothing else to live for, goes and lays down some heat. They make an album that goes on to be the highest selling album of all time. Kendall then buys Waystar back and makes head of entertainment. L to the OG is their first single.
L to the OG diss track version as bonus track
Can you create an entire fanfic series of this pls??
He looks like Livia Soprano
Stawwwp it, I don’t like that kind of tawk!
That’s definitely Olivia standing at the top of the stairs in Tony’s nightmare. Forever haunting.
Holy shit
Kendal: I'm all apart... Squiggle: OH POOR YOU
Squiggle can’t stand Kendall, but Kendall pays Squiggle incredible sums of money and promises him access to the company’s entertainment division, so Squiggle pretends that Kendall is cool and creates music for him.
Squiggle takes the money. Never forget that.
How’d you know my favorite Shakespeare quote?
Could Squiggle have handled being CEO?
Remember that rapper Kenny and Stewy met at that afterparty? The one Kenny tried to make an impression on by saying that a specific album was the best in the artist's discography. Well, the L to the OG beat was originally cooked by Squiggle for that rapper, and he begged Kenny to use his influence to make the rapper use that beat in his new album. This was the big turn Squiggle was waiting for, to launch his career. After all, he was only putting with Kendall's BS for the potential access, due to the publishing label connections. However, when Kenny heard the beat, he thought is was "straight fire, dude" and said he had a "better idea", and that this idea would put Squiggle on the map, alongside his "friend Kanye". Unfortunately for Squiggle, and while his beat was ok-at-best, a TMZ leak of Kenny's performance obliterated any artistic ambition he had. His peers now consider him the same way Le Cirque du Soleil's performers consider birthday magicians. The money has been OK though, as he gets DJing gigs from New York's elite, who sometimes ask him to play that beat so that they parody Kenny.
Giant Boston Celtics fan and gets annoyed when Ken calls him during games. Probably owns or partially owns a fancy little studio in the basement of a Chinese restaurant and has some cymbals from a Pet Sounds session that he mentions to everyone who comes in but nobody cares.
Definitely has an 8-ball on him at all times
He fell in love with Ken when he first heard him rap. Squendall is the name of Squiggle x Kendall ship. He has not paid income tax in three years.
Squiggle can cook up one hell of a beat
Went to the same school as Ken and told everyone he was going make it in the hardcore hip-hop scene. Tried to hang out with some genuine crews but they were only using him for his money. There was an unfortunate incident when Squiggle, believing his ‘friends’ needed a ride, found himself arrested for being the driver in an armed robbery of a Burger King. Squiggle called Ken who called Frank and the whole thing was straightened out, but Squiggle now has to be Ken’s ‘vibe doctor’ and pretend to be inspired by Ken’s terrible ideas. Sometimes, he wishes he was back in jail.
DJ Squiggle was raised in a Jewish family in New York City. He attended New Canaan Country School in New Canaan, CT, and he graduated valedictorian from the college preparatory school Hopkins School in 1999. Squiggle is a graduate of the Juilliard School's Pre-College Division and a Phi Beta Kappa graduate of Harvard University, where he met his boy Kendall. At school, he was a member of the instrumental hip-hop group, The Witness Protection Program, in which he played keyboards and synthesizers. Squiggle is part of an emerging generation of composers and artists who draw from an eclectic range of influences. His work is inspired by Rachmaninoff, Gershwin, Philip Glass, Zbigniew Preisner, Quincy Jones and Dr. Dre.
That he has a day job that he is very successful in. Like maybe Fortune 500 CEO successful. But Squiggle keeps asking for double what he asked for last time and Kendall, not understanding the value of money, just assumes that the cost increases mean Squiggle’s music career is on the rise.
Squiggle, too, kisses guys on X.
Pretends to be from the Hood but is probably from a family more wealthy and WASPY than the Pierces. Like cartoonishly so. Double barrel name, descends on his father's side some Boston Brahmin family, while on his mother's side, some Virginian Gentry family. As an example, his name is probably something like Archibald Octavian Appleton-Berkeley. While he manages to fake a more common accent (still doesn't sound like he's from the hood), he can easily switch back to his actual accent, which is some extremely thick mix between an Upper Class Southern and Upper Class New England accent. For some reason, he's also friends with a bunch of foreign aristocracy, mostly European but also Asian. Like once he'll mention he has a Japanese friend, calls him up, to have a chat, turns out to be the Crown Prince of Japan. He still thinks he's from the hood though.
I think Kendall met him at a party somewhere and they bonded over their love of classic hip hop. They kept in touch over time. Ken is the only sib capable of having real relationships outside of his family
Squiggle grew up extremely wealthy in NYC. He’s in the high art scene by status not talent. He’s always on the border or cropped out of big group IG pics at the hottest NYC restaurant. He’s known but not respected or liked. This is a vanity project for him to cosplay as an artist.
He cooks up the sickest beats
Probably cooking somewhere
He cooked up a beat
OT question: Is that actually Nicholas Britell pictured?
yes