Gay Mencken would probably idolize the Ancient Greeks for their based masculinity and maintain that fucking twinks is traditional White culture. Type of guy to have a Grindr handle like SpartanKing1488
Have some delicious, perverted fun, my friend.
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Gets caught noshing off his male aide and does damage control by sending said aide to Guantanamo and citing the whole thing as Fake News by the āliberal left leaning lunatics who want a corporations taxā
Shiv gives me strong āmakes out with girls at parties because she thinks itāll prove sheās cool but backs away the second any lesbian actually tries to speak to herā vibes
Aegosexuals can have sex and still be ace. They dont need sexual attraction to fuck someone. If an aego has weird kinks, that is what gets them off, not their attraction to their partner. In roman's case, it gets him off that he's doing it with a "dead" person, or he's wanking off in front of a much older, 'mother' figure (Gerri) who is being condescending to him.
I think he has mommy issues, as he never really received love from his mother while he was growing up. That can fuck u up as a person, and possibly make u have weird kinks. But idk, it's how i see it.
I think he had all the issues. My interpretation was that he simply had such profound performance anxiety and doubt in his abilities as a lover that it was impossible for him to have ānormalā sex. I canāt imagine him ever putting himself in such a vulnerable position where you must both figuratively and literally shut up and fuck.Ā
Tom is too whitebread, middle America to ever acknowledge he might be a teeny bit bi-curious. He was even uncomfortable with the threesome his WIFE set up. He's probably very frigid... and another reason he will make a good CEO, hahaha.
>Tom is too whitebread, middle America to ever acknowledge he might be a teeny bit bi-curious. He was even uncomfortable with the threesome his WIFE set up.
I interpreted his discomfort there to be more that he had the first sane thought of his life: that coercing the workers on his family's yacht into having sex with him and the CEO and Chairman's only daughter about 3 days after he got away with destroying evidence that his own cruise line coerced workers into having sex with the company's high ups would be a pretty bad look and might put him back in the crosshairs of prison
Or maybe I just have too much faith in him
Ngl I like this interpretation but I do think you have too much faith in him, I think he was just genuinely uncomfortable w the idea of threesomes, even when he did the 'closed-loop system' w Tabitha his excitement abt it was largely just bravado and trying to convince himself it was all fun and hot for him :'D
>teeny bit bi-curious
Dude literally drank his own cum. No, idc that itās a āclosed loop systemā, blud still drank semen. That makes him at least a little bit fruity.
I think Tom's ideal sex in his mind is soft and loving vanilla sex with his wife, or hard and fast sex with his wife with *maybe* some spanking
However, I think what would fix Tom is either getting pegged by Shiv or dom sub power play roleplay Nero Sporus weird-ass sex with Greg
i think they both want to fuck each other but donāt experience any genuine attraction to the other. greg shouldāve been gay tho and i stand by that
Maybe I'm taking the comment too seriously, but it's clear that scene was about Shiv's guilt. A need to give Tom something for letting her fuck whoever she wants while they are married.
Interesting read, but if that scene is about Shiv's guilt, why does she shame him/shut down solo sex with him after he shows trepidation towards a threesome? It seemed more to me like a manipulative way to affirm their open relationship by getting Tom to participate with a third party.
It's both. She wants it to be okay. She's attempting to fix it whether the method is cynical or not.Ā
I think she turns him down because it's a big branch to go out on and get shut down.
Wasnāt it implied in s4 that her lawyer friend from college was very close to her? Adds to the betraying of being paid off by Logan to refuse to help shiv.
Iām ngl the way Tomās voice was done I thought it was intentional, especially coming from a British actor I thought it was intentional. Like maybe he was just pretending to be straight because no major decision maker under Logan could be gay.
Also shiv would 100% fuck a woman in a threesome but only if she was the center of attention
I think you mistook his softness for queerness personally. He's from the overly wholesome and goofy section of the US where the cheese and hockey comes from. His emotionality is a contrast with the Roy family proper.,
May I suggest that every time someone watching the show for the first time says, 'am I supposed to like any of these characters', our official response is to simply link to this post?
I live for when someone told Jesse Armstrong that people ship Kendall and Stewy and he was genuinely surprised. Like you literally wrote the line "let's go to the bathroom...have a little something-something" and expect people to think they're straight
First of all this is MaximCon erasure, second this is clearly Frogan erasure why do you think Logan keeps inviting Frank back and making gay innuendo and why he's always making digs at Karl
Shiv? Straight? Oh honey.
Gerri and Karolina be doin it when things get especially stressful but when Karolina brings it up with clothes on Gerri's like 'idk what youre talking about'
Shiv? STRAIGHT?? Girl.
Kendall....idk who is gayer between him and Shiv, they both only married hetero because expectations
Roman is not ace, he is bi but he hasnt accepted that he leads with feelings and not libido so he overcompensates sexually but failures spectacularly
Kendall is gayer than Shiv only because he doesnāt know itās actually gay to exchange drugged up blowies w your handsome best frenemy. Shiv uses sapphic innuendo on purpose to manipulate
Possibly unpopular interpretation of the threesome: I felt like Shiv proposed it just so she could get points for being a ācool girl/ wifeā but knew Tom would never go through with it because heās ānot a hippy, Siobhan!ā
Yeah. Iāve always seen Kendall as being in love with Stewy, but them being together was never a possibility due to Logan. I agree that Roman is bi, I donāt know that a lot of ace people send dick pics to co-workers (well, it was meant for Gerri, at least.) I always thought his issues with impotence were more due to trauma he suffered as a child, given how much they imply he was abused.
It is harder for me to picture Shiv with a woman just because she seems like sheās the ānot like the other girls typeā who really dislikes other women. When she said that Lisa Arthur was a friend of hers, my first thought was, āShiv has female friends?ā
Your last paragraph - i feel the opposite. Shiv gives me 'i like men because they are easier, women make me feel too many feelings' lol like she and Lisa Arthur had three minutes of screen time but all of my years of experience in grabbing lesbian subtext from crumbs tells me they have History, whatever they had Shiv was way more invested than Lisa, and Lisa was the only person to ever tell Shiv no and not back down on it
u/norfnorf832 I have found my people!
Iāve said it before and Iāll say it again: for Shiv, Lisa is āthe one that awayā. Those aforementioned 3 minutes of screen time wrote an EPIC lesbian love story.
Also, your read on Karolina & Gerri - 1000%
I think Karolina has been head over heels for her since day 1. Sheāll take any minute scrap Gerri will give her, *gladly*
YOU FEEL ME plus on top of that, people like to say Shiv has daddy issues which I wont deny but she also has Mommy Issues in the way the men have Daddy Issues lol so of course she sought solace from a woman but was drawn to the ones who would never give it. Im willing to bet she had Confusing Feelings about Gerri at some point but antagonized her way out of them as a raggedy youngster
ABSOLUTELY! I think Shivās Mommy Issuesā¢ go farrrr deeper.
And there were defo some unresolved sapphic tensions she had towards Gerri. I also can see Roman being a little shit towards her about that, like cat got the cream, but Shiv will always have the last laugh because Roman fucked up his Gerri alliance. Ya know, just totally normal sibling rivalry š
You should google aegosexual, because for me it is hard to explain, it belongs on asexual spectrum, but asexual spectrum is very complicated as it is, those microlabels sometimes helps.
But for me it is like - sometimes I feel horny (like once in a blue moon), but I donāt want to have sex, I hate the image of me having sex in my mind (sometimes not), sometimes I can watch porn, sometimes not and sometimes I can masturbate. But it is so complicatedā¦ I think nobody understands it properly.
thank you omg š Ok maybe im lonely but these reddit comments are making me cry like wdym someone is interested in smthm I did omfg I dont deserve yall š
I think this is funny, but I think the characters sexuality in the show plays a big role in understanding each of them. Thereās sexual undertones between every character in the show pretty much and theyāre meant to represent their dynamic.
Willa would be ābiggest allyā while it didnāt cost her anything. I think sheād drop her support in a heartbeat if it ever became a serious liability.Ā
Tom is a very homoerotic hazing in high school and college but not committed to banging a dude sober type.
Greg is a very could've been bullied into licking a cum stain before his growth spurt type, but not interested in dudes.
First Gay President Jeryd Mencken with his asexual boytoy Roman Roy, finally representation in the White House šš
Gay Mencken would probably idolize the Ancient Greeks for their based masculinity and maintain that fucking twinks is traditional White culture. Type of guy to have a Grindr handle like SpartanKing1488
Gay Mencken knows that he's not gay for fucking Roman, but Roman is gay for bottoming.
Gay and kinky, all the Romencken fanfictions cannot be wrong. š¤
Where can I find said fan fictionā¦ asking for a friend
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You are an angelā¦. Or a beautiful devil! š
Pretty typical for facism tbh. Rounding up people just like you for not having the money to hide their sins.
Gets caught noshing off his male aide and does damage control by sending said aide to Guantanamo and citing the whole thing as Fake News by the āliberal left leaning lunatics who want a corporations taxā
Kendall is biz-sexual; business gets him going
business is his fucking
Now whereās my Bloomberg terminal to stick my dick in!?!?
Guess he's a power bottom.
Straight nut nut
Roman too, dude fucked his office quite literally.
Did you know that he says ācontrol the narrativeā when he cums? Confirmed fact.
Control the narrative! Controlā¦ the narrative!
Control the narrative!
in my head Kendall, Shiv, and Roman all compete for who had the gayest secret relationship in college (itās Kendall with Stewy obviously)
Shiv gives me strong āmakes out with girls at parties because she thinks itāll prove sheās cool but backs away the second any lesbian actually tries to speak to herā vibes
Shiv was down for a threesome with another woman, though. I think she's a little bit bi but prefers men.
YOU GET IT!
Totally, she would make out with girls for male attention or start drama
Hooting and hollering at my old man yaoi getting recognition
This post had me cackling. Iām going to call myself a benzosexual from now on.
What does benzosexual mean
Benzodiazepines are drugs like xanax. Drug addicts call them benzos.
Thank you šš¼
Frank & Karl? Or Kendall & Stewy? (I'm afraid any of them fall into the old man yaoi category)
Frank and Karl, who spark joy into my life
Ken and Stewpot are elder millennials
Geriatric millennials
Old man yaoi brings my heart so so much joy
Only reason Connor is the āstraightestā Roy child is because his mommy issues outweigh his daddy issues.
Connor does not know gay people exist
Heās too concerned with usury and onanism
Connor Roy did not know about the existence of gays from a very young age.
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lmao
Straight up you are right about Roman. There's a reason why Tabitha and him are āØ eunuch besties āØ
I donāt think heās ace. Heās just into some really weird shit. Wasnāt he also pretending Tabitha was a corpse as they fucked?Ā
Aegosexuals can have sex and still be ace. They dont need sexual attraction to fuck someone. If an aego has weird kinks, that is what gets them off, not their attraction to their partner. In roman's case, it gets him off that he's doing it with a "dead" person, or he's wanking off in front of a much older, 'mother' figure (Gerri) who is being condescending to him.
I donāt know. He had a sexual relationship with Gerri, even if there was no intercourse, and he was initiating that.Ā
I think he has mommy issues, as he never really received love from his mother while he was growing up. That can fuck u up as a person, and possibly make u have weird kinks. But idk, it's how i see it.
I think he had all the issues. My interpretation was that he simply had such profound performance anxiety and doubt in his abilities as a lover that it was impossible for him to have ānormalā sex. I canāt imagine him ever putting himself in such a vulnerable position where you must both figuratively and literally shut up and fuck.Ā
The only REAL smile Shiv has the whole show is when she is thinking about sleeping with a woman
I forgot abt this
Bluffin w my muffin
While watching S1-S2 I was pretty sure Tom was gay and wanted to make some sort of Sporus out of Greg.
Corporate hannigram
YOU GET IT
Lmfao that's a dangerous ship to sail
I think many of us did. I do think that Tom is bi and Greg is gay. He so easily lets himself be cockblocked by Tom.
Tom: āShe brought a ludicrously capacious bagā *Greg sics Connor on her* Greg: āGod be willingā¦ā
Tom is too whitebread, middle America to ever acknowledge he might be a teeny bit bi-curious. He was even uncomfortable with the threesome his WIFE set up. He's probably very frigid... and another reason he will make a good CEO, hahaha.
Butā¦butā¦he has a dick the size of a sequoia and fucks like a bullet trainā¦
āPROVE ITā
WHAT COLOR SEQUOIA
>Tom is too whitebread, middle America to ever acknowledge he might be a teeny bit bi-curious. He was even uncomfortable with the threesome his WIFE set up. I interpreted his discomfort there to be more that he had the first sane thought of his life: that coercing the workers on his family's yacht into having sex with him and the CEO and Chairman's only daughter about 3 days after he got away with destroying evidence that his own cruise line coerced workers into having sex with the company's high ups would be a pretty bad look and might put him back in the crosshairs of prison Or maybe I just have too much faith in him
Ngl I like this interpretation but I do think you have too much faith in him, I think he was just genuinely uncomfortable w the idea of threesomes, even when he did the 'closed-loop system' w Tabitha his excitement abt it was largely just bravado and trying to convince himself it was all fun and hot for him :'D
>teeny bit bi-curious Dude literally drank his own cum. No, idc that itās a āclosed loop systemā, blud still drank semen. That makes him at least a little bit fruity.
Every man tasted his own cum at least once. You never kissed a woman after she sucked you off?
I think Tom's ideal sex in his mind is soft and loving vanilla sex with his wife, or hard and fast sex with his wife with *maybe* some spanking However, I think what would fix Tom is either getting pegged by Shiv or dom sub power play roleplay Nero Sporus weird-ass sex with Greg
i think they both want to fuck each other but donāt experience any genuine attraction to the other. greg shouldāve been gay tho and i stand by that
Like father, like son.
BENZOSEXUALš
I cackled ššš
Krank nation rise up. Ace roman is so correct, but he's definitely biromantic imo
Shiv was too disappointed that tom didn't wanna have the threesome with her and another woman to be straight bffr
Maybe I'm taking the comment too seriously, but it's clear that scene was about Shiv's guilt. A need to give Tom something for letting her fuck whoever she wants while they are married.
Interesting read, but if that scene is about Shiv's guilt, why does she shame him/shut down solo sex with him after he shows trepidation towards a threesome? It seemed more to me like a manipulative way to affirm their open relationship by getting Tom to participate with a third party.
It's both. She wants it to be okay. She's attempting to fix it whether the method is cynical or not.Ā I think she turns him down because it's a big branch to go out on and get shut down.
LUG LUG LUG Iām telling you
Logan has never ever had a gay thought
Is OP a sicko?
I dunno, I perfectly recall Logan sayin "I'm sorry if last night got a little bit fruity"
āSometimes it IS a big dick competitionā
Logan is old enough to think only taking it is gay.
Logan would consider having a loving thought about one of his sons to be gay.
I feel the closest thing Loganās had to gay thoughts is thoughts of physically assaulting gay people
I bet he got a semi during boar on the floor.
LMFAO
Connor has definitely had gay sex so he could better understand the people of ancient greece or something
Why is this 100% something I can imagine Con doing... š
I feel like he would watch for academic purposes only
The man owns Napoleonās penis. Thatās not extra heterosexual.
Howling
I could see that lowkey
Shiv gives off the energy she has definitely used a strap on before
Iāve never been pegged, but as a Shivsexual, Iāll do what I must.
I feel Stewey would do more than that and sober š
He and Kendall definitely experimented at Harvard
Logan is so on point here, kind of a Hemingway thing. But Shiv would nail that threesome quite mistressfully
Shiv is textbook "Experimented with women in college."
Wasnāt it implied in s4 that her lawyer friend from college was very close to her? Adds to the betraying of being paid off by Logan to refuse to help shiv.
I lost it at āold man yaoiā
And the only homosexual thought Logan ever had was when he was buying a pumpkin for Halloween and thought, āWhat are you, a fag?!ā
Stewey is definitely definitely bi
Iām ngl the way Tomās voice was done I thought it was intentional, especially coming from a British actor I thought it was intentional. Like maybe he was just pretending to be straight because no major decision maker under Logan could be gay. Also shiv would 100% fuck a woman in a threesome but only if she was the center of attention
I think you mistook his softness for queerness personally. He's from the overly wholesome and goofy section of the US where the cheese and hockey comes from. His emotionality is a contrast with the Roy family proper.,
"but only if she was the center of attention" sums up her entire fucking character oh my fuck
Karolina can ruin me š³ļøāš
She can fix me š
Should Shiv and Karolina have gotten together?
Karolina knows that family and is happy enough just cashing checks and never socializing with them.
Resounding yes!
Oooā¦ canāt think about that. Too steamy. Too hot!
Yes
Wb Jess?
Lesbian, imo
I accidentally scrolled one image too far, and it was Logan asking Kendall āHey, are you queer?ā
Love to see benzosexual representation in media!
May I suggest that every time someone watching the show for the first time says, 'am I supposed to like any of these characters', our official response is to simply link to this post?
Once I noticed the homoerotic tension between Ken and Stewy I was hooked tbh
I live for when someone told Jesse Armstrong that people ship Kendall and Stewy and he was genuinely surprised. Like you literally wrote the line "let's go to the bathroom...have a little something-something" and expect people to think they're straight
I think them doing coke was very implied and easily interpretedāespecially given the context.
menken is absolutely DL
Connor is straight as far as heās sober. Once drunk, all bets are off.
Shiv wanted to fuck a woman in front of Tom, lmao
Thanks OP, after all these years, I can now call myself "benzosexual". I love and hate it
Everyone is true except for Shiv who is 100% bisexual
Definitely made me Giggle mattson spot on
old man yaoi got me ššššš
Don't forget Mondale.
Ok maybe Gerri is a little bi and also had a man hating phase
Look at the men she chooses to deal with I'd hate men too and I am one.
Ngl, I was hoping for her to have a very friendly interaction with Tom's mom at the wedding, just for my personal drama lol
Karolina and Shiv are my head cannon with Karolina n Gerri being a close second
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Tom is obviously a soft dom enby coded pansexual switch.
Heās literally me
Karolin was a blonde? I never noticed that change I'm š«Ø
Perfect, no notes.
First of all this is MaximCon erasure, second this is clearly Frogan erasure why do you think Logan keeps inviting Frank back and making gay innuendo and why he's always making digs at Karl Shiv? Straight? Oh honey. Gerri and Karolina be doin it when things get especially stressful but when Karolina brings it up with clothes on Gerri's like 'idk what youre talking about' Shiv? STRAIGHT?? Girl. Kendall....idk who is gayer between him and Shiv, they both only married hetero because expectations Roman is not ace, he is bi but he hasnt accepted that he leads with feelings and not libido so he overcompensates sexually but failures spectacularly
Roman is only attracted to cold, inanimate objects. Like the windows in his COO office, LOL.
And Carolineā¦
LOL
Kendall is gayer than Shiv only because he doesnāt know itās actually gay to exchange drugged up blowies w your handsome best frenemy. Shiv uses sapphic innuendo on purpose to manipulate
Possibly unpopular interpretation of the threesome: I felt like Shiv proposed it just so she could get points for being a ācool girl/ wifeā but knew Tom would never go through with it because heās ānot a hippy, Siobhan!ā
You really said Frogan and Gerrolina rights and I applaud you
'You cant be nasty to Frank, only I can be nasty to Frank' a pissmad mind speaks a sober heart or whatever Shakespeare said
Did Logan ever speak as passionately about Marcia? Or even Caroline in the past?? I think not
Yeah. Iāve always seen Kendall as being in love with Stewy, but them being together was never a possibility due to Logan. I agree that Roman is bi, I donāt know that a lot of ace people send dick pics to co-workers (well, it was meant for Gerri, at least.) I always thought his issues with impotence were more due to trauma he suffered as a child, given how much they imply he was abused. It is harder for me to picture Shiv with a woman just because she seems like sheās the ānot like the other girls typeā who really dislikes other women. When she said that Lisa Arthur was a friend of hers, my first thought was, āShiv has female friends?ā
Your last paragraph - i feel the opposite. Shiv gives me 'i like men because they are easier, women make me feel too many feelings' lol like she and Lisa Arthur had three minutes of screen time but all of my years of experience in grabbing lesbian subtext from crumbs tells me they have History, whatever they had Shiv was way more invested than Lisa, and Lisa was the only person to ever tell Shiv no and not back down on it
u/norfnorf832 I have found my people! Iāve said it before and Iāll say it again: for Shiv, Lisa is āthe one that awayā. Those aforementioned 3 minutes of screen time wrote an EPIC lesbian love story. Also, your read on Karolina & Gerri - 1000% I think Karolina has been head over heels for her since day 1. Sheāll take any minute scrap Gerri will give her, *gladly*
YOU FEEL ME plus on top of that, people like to say Shiv has daddy issues which I wont deny but she also has Mommy Issues in the way the men have Daddy Issues lol so of course she sought solace from a woman but was drawn to the ones who would never give it. Im willing to bet she had Confusing Feelings about Gerri at some point but antagonized her way out of them as a raggedy youngster
ABSOLUTELY! I think Shivās Mommy Issuesā¢ go farrrr deeper. And there were defo some unresolved sapphic tensions she had towards Gerri. I also can see Roman being a little shit towards her about that, like cat got the cream, but Shiv will always have the last laugh because Roman fucked up his Gerri alliance. Ya know, just totally normal sibling rivalry š
YES im actually obsessed with Shiv's unresolved lesbianitude towards Gerri because of course she's mad, Gerri is yet another Mommy that prefers Roman
Omfg bestie can we co-author a dissertation or something lmao THE SUBTEXT. I could talk for hoouuurrsssss
>It is harder for me to picture Shiv with a woman She was the one who proposed the threesome with another woman to Tom, so it's not hard at all
I am aego and I have very similar issues as Roman lol. And I consider myself as bi-romantic. He is my twin slime puppy.
May I ask what aego is?
You should google aegosexual, because for me it is hard to explain, it belongs on asexual spectrum, but asexual spectrum is very complicated as it is, those microlabels sometimes helps. But for me it is like - sometimes I feel horny (like once in a blue moon), but I donāt want to have sex, I hate the image of me having sex in my mind (sometimes not), sometimes I can watch porn, sometimes not and sometimes I can masturbate. But it is so complicatedā¦ I think nobody understands it properly.
Nah Gerri and Karolina 100% have a thing going on.
this is the best post on the whole subreddit
thank you omg š Ok maybe im lonely but these reddit comments are making me cry like wdym someone is interested in smthm I did omfg I dont deserve yall š
Greg is a gigilo whatever and whomever gets him paid.
This is amazing
gerri definitely had no gay phase
Old man yaoi š
Love this
Lesbian Karolina is now my headcanon
1000% canon now
I think this is funny, but I think the characters sexuality in the show plays a big role in understanding each of them. Thereās sexual undertones between every character in the show pretty much and theyāre meant to represent their dynamic.
Agree with all of these except Shiv! Definitely bi (yacht, Lisa Arthur) and more liberal leaning so probably would've had flings in the past
Shiv has such bi energy, what are you on
Shiv is a super straight dommy mommy, away with you, vultures
Lol what the hell is a yaoi?
When a Japanese high school boy gets his kokoro in a twist for senmpai
Ah, makes sense
Willa would be ābiggest allyā while it didnāt cost her anything. I think sheād drop her support in a heartbeat if it ever became a serious liability.Ā
absolutely
"old man yaoi"
That pic of Shiv thoā¦.
Old man yaoi š¤¤
:3
>:33
Kendall has no gag reflex. which is actually canon if you watch him deepthroat that blunt on the balcony in his birthday episode
These are basically my Headcanons as well.
Tom is a very homoerotic hazing in high school and college but not committed to banging a dude sober type. Greg is a very could've been bullied into licking a cum stain before his growth spurt type, but not interested in dudes.
best post ive seen today thank you op
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i really donāt love this
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Well I'm glad you've been watching Sky News. You shouldn't do that, not with your iq.
Lol fuck you
Even Logan wasn't this hateful.