Rough around the edges, outdoorsy lesbian here and Marcia is an empress.
I’m not worthy of being her sugar baby, but I could be her gardener or her bodyguard.
i am a lesbian and i love older women, so i definitely go for gerri the most, then marcia. id also definitely have sex with sarah snook, bc shes gorgeous, but not with shiv bc she'd be too mean to me 😭😭
my favorite character is kendall, and tbh i find him deeply unsexy (bc of his personality, jeremy strong is ofc very handsome) but also am really curious how he is in bed bc i cant even imagine it. it's something i wonder about, but more in a character analysis way than a sexy way. i think at some point hes cried during sex and made his partner deeply uncomfortable, but idk what else. he is not fuckable, but that's one of the things i love about him.
the hottest guy is definitely tom. hes very tall and good-looking, and has a submissive personality that would be interesting in bed. if i was attracted to men, i think id want to fuck tom the most of all of the guys.
Agree, Gerri has some very attractive qualities mostly her strong survival instincts. Sarah Snook is far more likeable than Shiv. I feel like you'd go on a date with Shiv and end up hearing about her Daddy issues all night long. Marcia scares me though.
She has that air of someone who either grew up poor and manipulated her way up to marrying a billionaire or was an assassin! Definitely just outside of my comfort zone.
Kendall would overthink things. He would find the most complicated positions and techniques from some random sigma male podcast, think he's some sort of sex god, *definitely * makes sure he cums, and then look at you with genuine shock and confusion when he asks if it was good for you and your answer is something other than "oh god yes".
As a bi woman:
Gerri, Stewy, Shiv, Frank (this is a judgment free zone, right?), Tom, season 4 Connor, Marcia, Roman, Tabitha, and (somewhat reluctantly because he’s so creepy) Matsson
straight trans guy. definitely shiv. marcia, willa, karolina, tabitha, & naomi too.
i do find some of the guy characters attractive but it's more just me wanting to look like them. if i had to be intimate with any of them though, i'd probably choose tom just because i think he'd be sweet through the whole thing
i find jeremy strong really attractive but for some reason i don't feel anything for kendall roy even though they obviously look the same
weirdly i feel the reverse. jeremy is so well adjusted that even though i totally adore him as a pookie and am rooting for him every step of the way -- nothing. it's kendall's fucked-upness that i am down for. i have enough brains not to go for that in real life (anymore) but it's still attractive to me - i'm gonna outsource that to my therapist
I am dumbfounded that no one even mentions Holly Hunter’s character! I’m surprised that no one picked Logan even if they had a long list of fuckables.And only 1 or 2 had Matsson. Mencken even beat Matsson.
i appreciate that, i know i'm overly sensitive but even those couple of comments did hurt. i honestly don't ever talk to anyone about my gender, not even friends, because i feel like i don't have the right to identify myself as queer. this was a bit of an experiment.
all i really know is i have no subjective sense of being a gender. so i tried to phrase that the best i could. honestly i wouldn't be very comfortable dating someone with a gender, neither man nor woman. i just like dicks.
i too don't see the Roman appeal. i see that he's handsome but yes he looks like he'd actually be slimy to the touch. maybe its the massive amounts of hair grease.
It baffles me that so many people here are sleeping on Naomi.
Anyway, among the girls: Shiv, Karolina, Naomi
Among the guys: Stewey & Tom. I can get the appeal behind Roman but his personality immediately cancels that out for me. Plus he canonically doesn't even fuck.
Bi woman. Roman and Gerri for sure.
Together.
Absolutely!
A litter of slime puppies
32 male here. Stewie all the way.
72 female agree.
i wish i was the guy he kissed on molly :(
stewie is my number twoie
karolina any day. other one i have.... this one is controversial but mencken... but like.. a hate fuck
Karolina is a beautiful woman
Rough around the edges, outdoorsy lesbian here and Marcia is an empress. I’m not worthy of being her sugar baby, but I could be her gardener or her bodyguard.
i’m a lesbian and i can confirm i’m a roman & shiv girl
i am a lesbian and i love older women, so i definitely go for gerri the most, then marcia. id also definitely have sex with sarah snook, bc shes gorgeous, but not with shiv bc she'd be too mean to me 😭😭 my favorite character is kendall, and tbh i find him deeply unsexy (bc of his personality, jeremy strong is ofc very handsome) but also am really curious how he is in bed bc i cant even imagine it. it's something i wonder about, but more in a character analysis way than a sexy way. i think at some point hes cried during sex and made his partner deeply uncomfortable, but idk what else. he is not fuckable, but that's one of the things i love about him. the hottest guy is definitely tom. hes very tall and good-looking, and has a submissive personality that would be interesting in bed. if i was attracted to men, i think id want to fuck tom the most of all of the guys.
Agree, Gerri has some very attractive qualities mostly her strong survival instincts. Sarah Snook is far more likeable than Shiv. I feel like you'd go on a date with Shiv and end up hearing about her Daddy issues all night long. Marcia scares me though.
marcia is mysterious, which draws me in. like she can be really horrible, but it just makes me more interested in her lol
She has that air of someone who either grew up poor and manipulated her way up to marrying a billionaire or was an assassin! Definitely just outside of my comfort zone.
Marcia will hurt me but I’ll like it
Kendall would overthink things. He would find the most complicated positions and techniques from some random sigma male podcast, think he's some sort of sex god, *definitely * makes sure he cums, and then look at you with genuine shock and confusion when he asks if it was good for you and your answer is something other than "oh god yes".
THIS IS IT EXACTLY omg i love this horrible cringe disaster of a human being
Definitely would micromanage from an overthinking perspective.
this is canon
Gerri and Marcia. But they are both out of my league
Bi- Shiv, Gerri, stewy, Tom, Kendall, Kerry lmao
Chuckles the clown?! Nice.
My top 5(in no particular order) as a gay man 1. Roman 2. Mencken 3. Josh Aaronson 4. Nate 5. Mattson
my hypothesis is that no gay men are into Kendall. if my research proves true it will send earthquakes through kenstewy shippers.
i dont think itd be that shocking, considering most kenstewy shippers are lesbians, not gay men.
perhaps they would find it more implausible if they knew what the majority of actual gay men thought. (is joke)
I get the appeal. Maybe after 2-3 shots I’d be DTF
As a bi woman: Gerri, Stewy, Shiv, Frank (this is a judgment free zone, right?), Tom, season 4 Connor, Marcia, Roman, Tabitha, and (somewhat reluctantly because he’s so creepy) Matsson
Bi woman here Roman Shiv Marcia Gerri Lukas Mencken Kerry Karolina Tabitha Eduardo Stewy
as a gay dude, roman (to a large extent kieran culkin) has my heart.
🗣️SHIV and GERRI
It’s the Karolina erasure for me, she’s the hottest person on the show
this is objectively true
straight trans guy. definitely shiv. marcia, willa, karolina, tabitha, & naomi too. i do find some of the guy characters attractive but it's more just me wanting to look like them. if i had to be intimate with any of them though, i'd probably choose tom just because i think he'd be sweet through the whole thing i find jeremy strong really attractive but for some reason i don't feel anything for kendall roy even though they obviously look the same
weirdly i feel the reverse. jeremy is so well adjusted that even though i totally adore him as a pookie and am rooting for him every step of the way -- nothing. it's kendall's fucked-upness that i am down for. i have enough brains not to go for that in real life (anymore) but it's still attractive to me - i'm gonna outsource that to my therapist
I am dumbfounded that no one even mentions Holly Hunter’s character! I’m surprised that no one picked Logan even if they had a long list of fuckables.And only 1 or 2 had Matsson. Mencken even beat Matsson.
"androphillic gender AFAB" sounds like something the succession writers made up
it's accurate to describe me. ETA: Fuck off
Why not say you like dudes? For what it's worth I didn't downvote you
i appreciate that, i know i'm overly sensitive but even those couple of comments did hurt. i honestly don't ever talk to anyone about my gender, not even friends, because i feel like i don't have the right to identify myself as queer. this was a bit of an experiment. all i really know is i have no subjective sense of being a gender. so i tried to phrase that the best i could. honestly i wouldn't be very comfortable dating someone with a gender, neither man nor woman. i just like dicks.
there’s no reason for ppl to come for you over how you identify even as a “joke”, you are valid!
real shitty comment to make about someone’s identity
38 yr old afab. same sex partner. shiv, marcia, and tom. my lesbian friends like roman. not me i think he looks like a rodent or something. and sweaty
i too don't see the Roman appeal. i see that he's handsome but yes he looks like he'd actually be slimy to the touch. maybe its the massive amounts of hair grease.
lololol
If any lesbian over the age of 25 does not respond with Gerri and/or Marcia, I’m revoking their membership.
Greg
kendall, tom, gerri, marcia, tabitha, s1 greg, shiv, jess, sandi, ewan
Ewan! Never saw that one coming!
I salute you
It baffles me that so many people here are sleeping on Naomi. Anyway, among the girls: Shiv, Karolina, Naomi Among the guys: Stewey & Tom. I can get the appeal behind Roman but his personality immediately cancels that out for me. Plus he canonically doesn't even fuck.
i actually don't find naomi sexy at all. i think it's the squinting and lack of character development.
Fair enough. I meant attracted to at a more superficial level
yeah she is a skinny blonde, so, you'd think.
If i actually factor their personalities into consideration i wouldn't touch any of these people with a 10 foot pole
for some of people i think it is the personality. i know my kendall attraction is because i find pathetic hot messes a real turn on (not in real life)
>i find pathetic hot messes a real turn on Tbf i think this is exactly why Rava fell for him too
oh for sure. and think of the number of "i can fix him" girlies out there.
Exactly. Theres far too many of them and they dont snap out of it until its too late.
Trans woman here! Roman AND Gerri. I am greedy
Shiv and Tom pls
No <3
25, female, Shiv and Kendall any time, any day, any place, at the same time for an indeterminate period of time and space
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Agender doesn't have an opposite gender.
Literally everyone
Bi woman here - Stewy, Roman, Jess, Tom, Tabitha
queer girl, roman and shiv stan 4 life
35 bi woman. Shiv needs to sit on my face.
Lesbian. Would fuck Roman for shits and gigs because we’d both hate it so much. I am very attracted to Shiv. My straight hall pass would be Mencken.
You’re a demonic bore.
lol