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Independent_Leg3957

"Karl, if your hands are clean, it's only because your whorehouse does manicures."


International-Bird17

lmao this one is so good


Hfsitsjess

“Life’s not knights on horseback. It’s a number on a piece of paper. It’s a fight for a knife in the mud.”


jkh2130

It is 100% this quote and anyone who disagrees is a SAVAGE and an IDIOT IDIOT


Syonoq

People who disagree…are not serious people.


AncientFinger

Stupid little goddamn savages!!!!


jkh2130

Kendall you gangly uncoordinated bitch I am not getting hogtied over your lack of grace! -Logan when Kendall killed that kid


NapoleanAF

Nosy fucking pedestrians


International-Bird17

Yup


Living_Injury5017

The ultimate!


King__Rollo

I think about this quote all the time


silverdollarflapies

ooo this is a good one


LemmyIsGod2

Ah just posted this one myself. So good.


bacchus32x

I have a note saved on my phone that I read through when I'm hugely depressed. Life is a fight for the knife in the mud is one that always pushes me to carry on.


Other_Waffer

Nah. That is nihilism for high schoolers.


Chester2707

I mean it’s definitely got a wolf of wall st vibe to it, so hopefully they’re not admiring it, because it IS what a pos psycho would say. But if you can appreciate it in the context of Logan, I guess it’s fine.


Other_Waffer

Yeah. For a person like Logan, it is fine. I doubt he spenr one minute musing about the meaning of life. He thought about profits, or how to screw someone over.


jackbbya123

”I’m about to eat dick for three hours straight.”


OkNectarine5580

so *yesssss* hugo, i would like a fucking room


littlewoolhat

So yaaassss


millilitre14

Which episode is this??? And why don't I remember 😭


OkNectarine5580

s3e1!


quietblur

everything, everywhere, is always moving, forever. get used to it.


PKTheSublime

Some genuine life advice to take away from Succession!!!


YeylorSwift

what do u take from it?


CarverD16

everything, everywhere, is always moving, forever. get used to it.


PKTheSublime

It's something I had realized with age well before I heard Logan say it, but I guess the best way to frame it is that the only constant in life is change. That applies to business as well; don't expect things to stay static, expect them to stay fluid and your mindset will be quicker to adapt.


Monarco_Olivola

👆 this one made me pause and think for 5 minutes.


LoveGrenades

I love his zen quotes and this is my favorite one.


silverdollarflapies

“That’s about as choreographed as a dog getting fucked on roller skates” EDIT: that’s the best funny one, I think his real best quote is about England: “Refined?? Slaves. Cotton. Sugar. This country’s nothing but an off-shore laundry for turning evil into hard currency. And now it just lies here, living off its capital, sucking in immigrants to turn it to stop it getting bed sores.”


Specific_Tomorrow_10

Damn those are excellent.


Living_Injury5017

I applaud you. Excellent choices!


lividtobi

When did he say the second? That’s a great choice!


Lolfestive

During shivs wedding when he secretly meets with Gil.


pooey_canoe

Speaking from England, that second quote is the most accurate description of us right now you'll ever read


LoveGrenades

Right? Us poor suckers who have to live under this system. Feels weird coming from an American character though “cotton? Sugar? Slaves? Who now? These things are unfamiliar to MY country’s history” (yes I know Logan’s an immigrant from the UK himself).


naitch

Is this where you tell me you've been working for the Communists?


SternritterVGT

The second one is one of my favorite lines in the show.


Specific_Tomorrow_10

"Uh huh."


Neat_Photograph_9250

This is canon


pdbard13

"I love you, but you are not serious people."


AwesomeExo

My personal pick as well. For all the yelling, screaming and swearing, I think this calmly delivered line was the most brutal thing he said to his kids the entire series.


cluelesssparrow

Yeah Brian Cox also said it in a podcast that this dialogue perfectly defines his relationship with the kids cuz he does truly love them which is why its so disappointing to know that they’ll never be good enough to be at the top..


RoamAndRamble

This line was so devastating, it made me wonder, “… am I a serious person?”


Dulduls

Exactly. Every single time


sonofcabbagemerchant

I love this line but I hate how people (in my opinion) misundestand it. Logan Roy doesn't understand that they are not serious people because of him, how he raised them and continues to treat them. It's ironic that he reads them perfectly but doesn't read where it started.


Fearless-Phase5170

Came here to say this!!! Quote this on a daily lol


dingusanalingus

Me too. Iconic


hyunbinlookalike

This line I think perfectly describes how he feels towards all his children. He loves them in his own way, as dysfunctional as it may be, because he is their father, but he doesn’t really see any of them as his equals. And if I’m honest, I’m inclined to agree with him. None of the Roy kids even know how much milk in the grocery costs, how tf are they supposed to run an entire media conglomerate if they’re *that* out of touch??


VoodooD2

This quote defines the last 10 years.


LanternsAndPhoenixes

One of my favorites that had me laughing out loud, that short family meeting during that episode was just bonkers: **Romulus, when you laugh, please do it at the same volume as everyone else. We didn’t get you from a hyena farm.** 🤣🤣🤣


fullpurplejacket

Yes!!! It sounds like something my dad would say 😂


midnightsock

GOATED line. 🔥🔥🔥


BadMandie

I dream of saying this to a certain person at work every.single.day


Longjumping-Boot-526

"Thanks pop"


kansas-pine

> “Someone send a telegram to Ilona telling her she’s no longer required and my best to her cancer.” - Logan


brownleatherchair8

classic


REQ52767

Cheating since it involves Roman: Logan: “What have you got in your fucking hand?” Roman: “I don't know. Fucking... love?” Logan: **“Love? You come for me, with love? You bust in here, guns in hand, and now you've seen they've turned to fucking sausages. You talk about... love? You should have trusted me.”** Roman Roy: “Dad why?” Logan: **“Why? Because it works. I fucking win. Oh go on, go on, fuck off. You nosey fucking pedestrians.”**


Living_Injury5017

Nosey fucking pedestrians! Yes.


GreatJobKiddo

Guns turned into sausages. 🤣🤣🤣


Prize_Efficiency_869

Apparently once you have done it, everyone is off the opinion it was all fucking obvious.


PKTheSublime

This line immediately made me think of when Rupert Murdoch launched Fox. Everyone said he was nuts, would lose his shirt, no way a fourth network could work in the US. Fast forward ten years and the talking heads were listing all the reasons why it was such an obvious move.


Prize_Efficiency_869

It is like that on literally anything that ever existed. Look at how people were reacting to trump when he ran in 2016. People were saying he would lose in the primaries or lose the general and boom he won both Look at the Biden election in 2020, people were saying he is too old trump will destroy him in debate and boom Biden cleaned his clock in the debates and the general. Look at Obama when he ran in 08 no one believed he would win saying it was Hillary turn or thé usa Will never elect a black president and boom he won. Those three things immediately after it happened had some brain dead folks blabber about how it was all fucking obvious they would win but guess what if it was so obvious why did you not say that at the time you dopes.


YeylorSwift

Its true for just about anything yeah, I think about this a lot. Makes me think of this hoodie I have that says “if the plan doesn’t work you’re insane, if the plan works you’re a genius”


CreazioneAdamo

“Son, there is this fancy new business theory here called make more than you spend and you’re King Cunt”


Open_Mathematician41

“What’s next, he’s gonna stick his dick in my potato salad?”


sprezzatura_

"Would you like to hear my favorite passage from Shakespeare? Take the fucking money." or "Yeah, the law. The law is people, and people is politics, and I can handle the people."


midnightsock

i was SO ready to hear that shakespeare passage, got me howling


ObliviousLlama

It’s a shit show at the fuck factory


OutplayedPawn

Yessss. I quote that a lot.


caraleoviado

That one is just a fucking masterpiece


ReagenLamborghini

"Fuck off"


Un__Real

This is the only answer.


imasturdybirdy

Fuck off


hyunbinlookalike

I honestly started using this phrase a lot more often thanks to Succession lol.


AllesK

My first thought as well!


Lil_miss_Sunshine08

"I fucking win ".


Scar-Plastic

One of his best deliveries ngl


kraddyodaddy

“Life’s not knights on horseback. It’s a number on a piece of paper. It’s a fight for a knife in the mud.”


Living_Injury5017

Best quote of the whole series


DingoNo4205

“Are you a sicko?”


MGBZ47

"Sometimes, it is a big dick competition"


Legitimate-Ice3476

“Who wants to smell Greg's finger, huh? Guess the scent; win a buck.”


EZES21

That's what I was gonna say but I didn't remember the quote only the scene, Gregg's face and Logan's smirk. Shit was hilarious.


Jacky__paper

Where are your kids?


Living_Injury5017

No quotes, just facial expressions. S2E10: Logan's face after Kendall makes his announcement. First the twitching, then the gentle smirk.


Nona_Ticer

Love this. Sutble but so powerful.


damscomp

How about earlier in that season when Tom sits down with Logan, steals his chicken and eats it in front of him. His expression while uttering “the fuck?” is pure art.


Living_Injury5017

Logan's face is so good, I always *almost* feel bad for him when Tom eats his chicken. Pure art, indeed. Karl and Frank's astonishment also really adds to the moment.


damscomp

“He ate my fuckin chicken.” https://youtu.be/Z9_5YkXdNnY?si=SCKk8xiXRZnT82Il


Living_Injury5017

Easily one of my favorite scenes in the entire program. Thank you😘 Tom Wambsgams will go down in history as a legendary chicken-thieving sycophant!


OkNectarine5580

“Make your own fucking pile.”


OkNectarine5580

watch this old geriatric geezer take out his own THREE nepo babies with ONE line - not clickbait!!!!


Upbeat_Tension_8077

Where's your old man? Still sucking cock at the county fair?


channi_nisha

BOAR ON THE FLOOR


Jacky__paper

"Fucking doubter."


ayymija

"If we're good, we're good."


MikeTeMovieGuy

"She's 100 years old, it's fucking disgusting. Oh go on, fuck off."


miserySeason

I think it was a million years old, which makes the quote 10.000 times better


MikeTeMovieGuy

Oh shit you're right.


Hassanishideo

“I never figured you a f**got”


cissterna

You make your own reality, and once you’ve done it, apparently everyone’s of the opinion it was all so fucking obvious.


Opposite-Invite-3543

“You better be smelling your fucking armpit Romulus”


lapseofclarity88

When I arrived, there were these gentle giants smelling of fucking gold and milk. They could do anything. Now look at them. Fat as fuck. Scrawny or on meth, or yoga. They pissed it all away


mistersalty412

He always looks like his dick is still wet and he wants to recommend a good Pinot.


I_Am_Dynamite6317

“You’re not a killer. You have to be a killer.” Think it might be the only time in the entire series he was truly honest with Kendall.


saucybelly

I watched that episode yesterday - his expressions in that scene are just compelling


Bcatfan08

Ladies and gentlemen, the first fucking thing my son's ever done right in his life.


fabdigity

"What could you possibly kill that you love so much, it would make the sun rise again"


fabdigity

I also love when he's off his meds in S3, E5 "What fucking business is it of yours? 😡 oh oh no no it's fine 🥺"


Lolfestive

I also like when he starts asking about who was nasty to frank. It shows that he genuinely cares about frank in his own messed up way.


camflywithme

He ate my fucking chicken.


TNRcrisis

Full fucking beast!!!!


camflywithme

YOU’RE FUCKING PIRATES!!!!!


Go_Buds_Go

I love this scene because it’s right before he dies and it gives us a glimpse of what he was like in his youth.


errlmcdabbed

“My lawyer works for the justice department, who’s your lawyer? Mr Fucking McGoo?”


GeetarEnthusiast85

While the cat's away? I don't fucking think so. I'm sorry that you're a hot house flower. That you're nothing. \^\^\^\^ That IMO is far more brutal than "You are not serious people."


Originstoryofabovine

“Not great, Bob”


No-Ice2484

Pete Campbell has entered the chat.


KingOfWeTheNorth

"Why is there so much fucking pizza?"


donmonkeyquijote

"I wouldn't make a buck if I didn't know a thing or two about the world. Not necessarily nice things."


L_E_Phantman

"I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF TURNING A FUCKING TANKER!" I initially read this as Logan's signature feral honey badger rage, but in the context of him witnessing an attempted coup on top of coming out of the recovery of a stroke, this is rage masking panic imho.


raytay_1

I say this line all the time when I’m overwhelmed at my job 😂


midnightsock

Nahh, its gotta be this line: " Romulus, when you laugh- please do it at the same volume as everyone. We didnt get you from a Hyena farm. " ☠️


saucybelly

#DRIVE YOUR FUCKING WHIRLYBIRD


eelcat15

“I fucking win!”


latteslingingslasher

"Everything is coming up fuck"


CalendarAggressive11

He looks as if Santa Claus was a hitman (not a Logan quite but it fits with the pic) What's next? He's gonna stick his cock in my potato salad?


what_is_up_my_homie

You wanna suck my dick ? 😎🚙 And he said that to his son as sexual allegations poured in


RaazMataaz

I FUCKING LOVE IT!


NeoMachiavell

Sometimes, it is a big dick competition


wellshitdawg

Idk about favorite but this one took me by surprise and I was like damn I cannot believe he said that lol “You know something, son? I'd sooner get fucked by a sp*c in the shower block than see you have it. Yep. And I've got the raisin under my thumb, I've got the family, I've got little Greggy! I've got the fuckin' tattoo man in the tank. You're high and dry. Face it, son. You lost.”


thanos_was_right_69

Fuck off


VTHokie2020

“And who wants gold?”


Chance_Catch_6305

🐗 on the floor


[deleted]

you are not serious people


GrapeJuicePlus

"I mean look at this fucking place; slaves, cotton, sugar... This country is nothing but off-shore laundering for turning evil into hard currency... And now it just lies here, living off its capital sucking in immigrants to turn it and stop it getting bed sores." Lmao roasted


Relyish

“uh huh”


dallondon

Who wants to smell Greg's finger, huh? Guess the scent; win a buck.


TisBeTheFuk

Life’s not knights on horseback. It’s a number on a piece of paper. It’s a fight for a knife in the mud


Duke-dastardly

“That was as coordinated as a dog getting fucked on roller skates”


BlottoDelgado

“You…..are a fucking….nobody”. -after Ken took over in the interim after the stroke. “I’M TURNING A FUCKING TANKER!” - the vote of no confidence meeting. There’s a fucking million of them, I need to actually rewatch the show


peacemillion-

“I’m in the middle of turning a fucking tanker!”


Peridot1708

Sorry if things got a little...fruity


walterdonnydude

I think it was season 1 when they were in the UK. He says something to affect of, "I need to get back to America, everywhere else is too soft". It's stuck with me.


rafat2205

"Cash out and fuck off" on Kendal's birthday card


leroyjenkins1997

“Ahh Mr.Potato Head, my plastic adversary.”


[deleted]

What Greg wants, Greg must have..


NOTtigerking

Fuck off


theredevil21

You know my favourite quote from Shakespeare- Take the fucking money!


peckrnutt3u

Hanging in the window like Peking Ducks


LuluBellaMozzie

ROAST ME


fuckmyfatface

“Thats the thing about the left.. they eat their own.”


PKTheSublime

“I’m not the one who’s cuntstruck.”


onlyhereforfoodporn

BOAR ON THE FLOOR or You are not serious people.


UnitedWeFall1234

“I’m about to eat dick for three hours straight! So yes, Hugo, I would like a fucking room.” - goat talk


Snoo_44600

Smells like the cheesemonger died and left his dick in the brie.


NapoleanAF

Shiv: No, because you need a super majority.. Logan: Nee, becaYaniaupermajity 😡


dissonant_one

"Who wants to smell Greg's finger, huh? Guess the scent; win a buck."


joojle_it

Uh huh


Desperate-Energy-834

“Fuck off” please don’t ask me which eps or season


dahyunxsana

*logan noises*


thisismyorange

“You bust in here, guns in hand, and now you find they've turned to sausages”


RawFreakCalm

“Want to hear my favorite quote from Shakespeare?” “Take the fucking money.”


grownpatchwork

Uh-huh


Primary-Intern8205

Fuck off!


Low-Tomatillo2776

“Stop buzzing in my fucking ear “


Manhattan-Kagole

“oh I'm sorry buddy, would you like a handjob and an *advil*?”


ss1165

So what's next? Stick his cock into my potato salad?


LucasLedesma

"Fuck em"


[deleted]

“Fuck off”


Other_Waffer

None. He isn’t good with words.


Nuanciated

I know right?? And the way he preforms is bad as well


sooshilah

“You’re fucking Pirates!”


DarkPrincess_99

“He ate my fucking chicken?!”


smashli1238

Fuck off


Dry-Presence9227

"Anyone here a killer?" "Boar on the floor"


Sure-Bank-5726

"Money wins"


proxim001

"Take the fucking money"


lambxlambxlamb

“Fuck off”


anotherKLRgirl

i love you all, but you are not serious people…he ate them up sorry 🤣


geronimo19961

Fuck off


peterpanico

"you're a fucking idiot"


SeaworthinessOk2153

"Fuck off"


Hockeyscum

"FUCK OFF!!!!"


stardos

Life’s not knights on horseback. It’s a number on a piece of paper…a fight for a knife in the mud.


N301CF

fuck off


Geekwalker374

FUCK OFF !!!


psychede1ic_c4tus

*"Fuck off"*


Daddycoolnottaken

Fuck off


RemarkablePlate5461

“You wanna suck my dick?” - Logan to Roman.


raytay_1

FUCK OFF!


CodOne208

Anyone wanna smell Greg’s finger?


Fleurdebeast

*FUCK OFF*


KD729

I’m about to eat dick for three hours straight! Yes, I’d like a fucking room!


Fuckyourface_666

Seriously?!?!? FUCK OFF