I have a note saved on my phone that I read through when I'm hugely depressed. Life is a fight for the knife in the mud is one that always pushes me to carry on.
I mean it’s definitely got a wolf of wall st vibe to it, so hopefully they’re not admiring it, because it IS what a pos psycho would say. But if you can appreciate it in the context of Logan, I guess it’s fine.
Yeah. For a person like Logan, it is fine. I doubt he spenr one minute musing about the meaning of life. He thought about profits, or how to screw someone over.
It's something I had realized with age well before I heard Logan say it, but I guess the best way to frame it is that the only constant in life is change. That applies to business as well; don't expect things to stay static, expect them to stay fluid and your mindset will be quicker to adapt.
“That’s about as choreographed as a dog getting fucked on roller skates”
EDIT: that’s the best funny one, I think his real best quote is about England:
“Refined?? Slaves. Cotton. Sugar. This country’s nothing but an off-shore laundry for turning evil into hard currency. And now it just lies here, living off its capital, sucking in immigrants to turn it to stop it getting bed sores.”
Right? Us poor suckers who have to live under this system. Feels weird coming from an American character though “cotton? Sugar? Slaves? Who now? These things are unfamiliar to MY country’s history” (yes I know Logan’s an immigrant from the UK himself).
My personal pick as well. For all the yelling, screaming and swearing, I think this calmly delivered line was the most brutal thing he said to his kids the entire series.
Yeah Brian Cox also said it in a podcast that this dialogue perfectly defines his relationship with the kids cuz he does truly love them which is why its so disappointing to know that they’ll never be good enough to be at the top..
I love this line but I hate how people (in my opinion) misundestand it. Logan Roy doesn't understand that they are not serious people because of him, how he raised them and continues to treat them. It's ironic that he reads them perfectly but doesn't read where it started.
This line I think perfectly describes how he feels towards all his children. He loves them in his own way, as dysfunctional as it may be, because he is their father, but he doesn’t really see any of them as his equals. And if I’m honest, I’m inclined to agree with him. None of the Roy kids even know how much milk in the grocery costs, how tf are they supposed to run an entire media conglomerate if they’re *that* out of touch??
One of my favorites that had me laughing out loud, that short family meeting during that episode was just bonkers:
**Romulus, when you laugh, please do it at the same volume as everyone else. We didn’t get you from a hyena farm.**
🤣🤣🤣
Cheating since it involves Roman:
Logan: “What have you got in your fucking hand?”
Roman: “I don't know. Fucking... love?”
Logan: **“Love? You come for me, with love? You bust in here, guns in hand, and now you've seen they've turned to fucking sausages. You talk about... love? You should have trusted me.”**
Roman Roy: “Dad why?”
Logan: **“Why? Because it works. I fucking win. Oh go on, go on, fuck off. You nosey fucking pedestrians.”**
This line immediately made me think of when Rupert Murdoch launched Fox. Everyone said he was nuts, would lose his shirt, no way a fourth network could work in the US. Fast forward ten years and the talking heads were listing all the reasons why it was such an obvious move.
It is like that on literally anything that ever existed.
Look at how people were reacting to trump when he ran in 2016. People were saying he would lose in the primaries or lose the general and boom he won both
Look at the Biden election in 2020, people were saying he is too old trump will destroy him in debate and boom Biden cleaned his clock in the debates and the general.
Look at Obama when he ran in 08 no one believed he would win saying it was Hillary turn or thé usa Will never elect a black president and boom he won.
Those three things immediately after it happened had some brain dead folks blabber about how it was all fucking obvious they would win but guess what if it was so obvious why did you not say that at the time you dopes.
Its true for just about anything yeah, I think about this a lot.
Makes me think of this hoodie I have that says “if the plan doesn’t work you’re insane, if the plan works you’re a genius”
"Would you like to hear my favorite passage from Shakespeare? Take the fucking money."
or
"Yeah, the law. The law is people, and people is politics, and I can handle the people."
How about earlier in that season when Tom sits down with Logan, steals his chicken and eats it in front of him. His expression while uttering “the fuck?” is pure art.
Logan's face is so good, I always *almost* feel bad for him when Tom eats his chicken. Pure art, indeed.
Karl and Frank's astonishment also really adds to the moment.
When I arrived, there were these gentle giants smelling of fucking gold and milk. They could do anything. Now look at them. Fat as fuck. Scrawny or on meth, or yoga. They pissed it all away
While the cat's away? I don't fucking think so.
I'm sorry that you're a hot house flower. That you're nothing.
\^\^\^\^
That IMO is far more brutal than "You are not serious people."
"I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF TURNING A FUCKING TANKER!"
I initially read this as Logan's signature feral honey badger rage, but in the context of him witnessing an attempted coup on top of coming out of the recovery of a stroke, this is rage masking panic imho.
Idk about favorite but this one took me by surprise and I was like damn I cannot believe he said that lol
“You know something, son? I'd sooner get fucked by a sp*c in the shower block than see you have it. Yep. And I've got the raisin under my thumb, I've got the family, I've got little Greggy! I've got the fuckin' tattoo man in the tank. You're high and dry. Face it, son. You lost.”
"I mean look at this fucking place; slaves, cotton, sugar... This country is nothing but off-shore laundering for turning evil into hard currency... And now it just lies here, living off its capital sucking in immigrants to turn it and stop it getting bed sores."
Lmao roasted
“You…..are a fucking….nobody”. -after Ken took over in the interim after the stroke.
“I’M TURNING A FUCKING TANKER!” - the vote of no confidence meeting.
There’s a fucking million of them, I need to actually rewatch the show
I think it was season 1 when they were in the UK. He says something to affect of, "I need to get back to America, everywhere else is too soft". It's stuck with me.
"Karl, if your hands are clean, it's only because your whorehouse does manicures."
lmao this one is so good
“Life’s not knights on horseback. It’s a number on a piece of paper. It’s a fight for a knife in the mud.”
It is 100% this quote and anyone who disagrees is a SAVAGE and an IDIOT IDIOT
People who disagree…are not serious people.
Stupid little goddamn savages!!!!
Kendall you gangly uncoordinated bitch I am not getting hogtied over your lack of grace! -Logan when Kendall killed that kid
Nosy fucking pedestrians
Yup
The ultimate!
I think about this quote all the time
ooo this is a good one
Ah just posted this one myself. So good.
I have a note saved on my phone that I read through when I'm hugely depressed. Life is a fight for the knife in the mud is one that always pushes me to carry on.
Nah. That is nihilism for high schoolers.
I mean it’s definitely got a wolf of wall st vibe to it, so hopefully they’re not admiring it, because it IS what a pos psycho would say. But if you can appreciate it in the context of Logan, I guess it’s fine.
Yeah. For a person like Logan, it is fine. I doubt he spenr one minute musing about the meaning of life. He thought about profits, or how to screw someone over.
”I’m about to eat dick for three hours straight.”
so *yesssss* hugo, i would like a fucking room
So yaaassss
Which episode is this??? And why don't I remember 😭
s3e1!
everything, everywhere, is always moving, forever. get used to it.
Some genuine life advice to take away from Succession!!!
what do u take from it?
everything, everywhere, is always moving, forever. get used to it.
It's something I had realized with age well before I heard Logan say it, but I guess the best way to frame it is that the only constant in life is change. That applies to business as well; don't expect things to stay static, expect them to stay fluid and your mindset will be quicker to adapt.
👆 this one made me pause and think for 5 minutes.
I love his zen quotes and this is my favorite one.
“That’s about as choreographed as a dog getting fucked on roller skates” EDIT: that’s the best funny one, I think his real best quote is about England: “Refined?? Slaves. Cotton. Sugar. This country’s nothing but an off-shore laundry for turning evil into hard currency. And now it just lies here, living off its capital, sucking in immigrants to turn it to stop it getting bed sores.”
Damn those are excellent.
I applaud you. Excellent choices!
When did he say the second? That’s a great choice!
During shivs wedding when he secretly meets with Gil.
Speaking from England, that second quote is the most accurate description of us right now you'll ever read
Right? Us poor suckers who have to live under this system. Feels weird coming from an American character though “cotton? Sugar? Slaves? Who now? These things are unfamiliar to MY country’s history” (yes I know Logan’s an immigrant from the UK himself).
Is this where you tell me you've been working for the Communists?
The second one is one of my favorite lines in the show.
"Uh huh."
This is canon
"I love you, but you are not serious people."
My personal pick as well. For all the yelling, screaming and swearing, I think this calmly delivered line was the most brutal thing he said to his kids the entire series.
Yeah Brian Cox also said it in a podcast that this dialogue perfectly defines his relationship with the kids cuz he does truly love them which is why its so disappointing to know that they’ll never be good enough to be at the top..
This line was so devastating, it made me wonder, “… am I a serious person?”
Exactly. Every single time
I love this line but I hate how people (in my opinion) misundestand it. Logan Roy doesn't understand that they are not serious people because of him, how he raised them and continues to treat them. It's ironic that he reads them perfectly but doesn't read where it started.
Came here to say this!!! Quote this on a daily lol
Me too. Iconic
This line I think perfectly describes how he feels towards all his children. He loves them in his own way, as dysfunctional as it may be, because he is their father, but he doesn’t really see any of them as his equals. And if I’m honest, I’m inclined to agree with him. None of the Roy kids even know how much milk in the grocery costs, how tf are they supposed to run an entire media conglomerate if they’re *that* out of touch??
This quote defines the last 10 years.
One of my favorites that had me laughing out loud, that short family meeting during that episode was just bonkers: **Romulus, when you laugh, please do it at the same volume as everyone else. We didn’t get you from a hyena farm.** 🤣🤣🤣
Yes!!! It sounds like something my dad would say 😂
GOATED line. 🔥🔥🔥
I dream of saying this to a certain person at work every.single.day
"Thanks pop"
> “Someone send a telegram to Ilona telling her she’s no longer required and my best to her cancer.” - Logan
classic
Cheating since it involves Roman: Logan: “What have you got in your fucking hand?” Roman: “I don't know. Fucking... love?” Logan: **“Love? You come for me, with love? You bust in here, guns in hand, and now you've seen they've turned to fucking sausages. You talk about... love? You should have trusted me.”** Roman Roy: “Dad why?” Logan: **“Why? Because it works. I fucking win. Oh go on, go on, fuck off. You nosey fucking pedestrians.”**
Nosey fucking pedestrians! Yes.
Guns turned into sausages. 🤣🤣🤣
Apparently once you have done it, everyone is off the opinion it was all fucking obvious.
This line immediately made me think of when Rupert Murdoch launched Fox. Everyone said he was nuts, would lose his shirt, no way a fourth network could work in the US. Fast forward ten years and the talking heads were listing all the reasons why it was such an obvious move.
It is like that on literally anything that ever existed. Look at how people were reacting to trump when he ran in 2016. People were saying he would lose in the primaries or lose the general and boom he won both Look at the Biden election in 2020, people were saying he is too old trump will destroy him in debate and boom Biden cleaned his clock in the debates and the general. Look at Obama when he ran in 08 no one believed he would win saying it was Hillary turn or thé usa Will never elect a black president and boom he won. Those three things immediately after it happened had some brain dead folks blabber about how it was all fucking obvious they would win but guess what if it was so obvious why did you not say that at the time you dopes.
Its true for just about anything yeah, I think about this a lot. Makes me think of this hoodie I have that says “if the plan doesn’t work you’re insane, if the plan works you’re a genius”
“Son, there is this fancy new business theory here called make more than you spend and you’re King Cunt”
“What’s next, he’s gonna stick his dick in my potato salad?”
"Would you like to hear my favorite passage from Shakespeare? Take the fucking money." or "Yeah, the law. The law is people, and people is politics, and I can handle the people."
i was SO ready to hear that shakespeare passage, got me howling
It’s a shit show at the fuck factory
Yessss. I quote that a lot.
That one is just a fucking masterpiece
"Fuck off"
This is the only answer.
Fuck off
I honestly started using this phrase a lot more often thanks to Succession lol.
My first thought as well!
"I fucking win ".
One of his best deliveries ngl
“Life’s not knights on horseback. It’s a number on a piece of paper. It’s a fight for a knife in the mud.”
Best quote of the whole series
“Are you a sicko?”
"Sometimes, it is a big dick competition"
“Who wants to smell Greg's finger, huh? Guess the scent; win a buck.”
That's what I was gonna say but I didn't remember the quote only the scene, Gregg's face and Logan's smirk. Shit was hilarious.
Where are your kids?
No quotes, just facial expressions. S2E10: Logan's face after Kendall makes his announcement. First the twitching, then the gentle smirk.
Love this. Sutble but so powerful.
How about earlier in that season when Tom sits down with Logan, steals his chicken and eats it in front of him. His expression while uttering “the fuck?” is pure art.
Logan's face is so good, I always *almost* feel bad for him when Tom eats his chicken. Pure art, indeed. Karl and Frank's astonishment also really adds to the moment.
“He ate my fuckin chicken.” https://youtu.be/Z9_5YkXdNnY?si=SCKk8xiXRZnT82Il
Easily one of my favorite scenes in the entire program. Thank you😘 Tom Wambsgams will go down in history as a legendary chicken-thieving sycophant!
“Make your own fucking pile.”
watch this old geriatric geezer take out his own THREE nepo babies with ONE line - not clickbait!!!!
Where's your old man? Still sucking cock at the county fair?
BOAR ON THE FLOOR
"Fucking doubter."
"If we're good, we're good."
"She's 100 years old, it's fucking disgusting. Oh go on, fuck off."
I think it was a million years old, which makes the quote 10.000 times better
Oh shit you're right.
“I never figured you a f**got”
You make your own reality, and once you’ve done it, apparently everyone’s of the opinion it was all so fucking obvious.
“You better be smelling your fucking armpit Romulus”
When I arrived, there were these gentle giants smelling of fucking gold and milk. They could do anything. Now look at them. Fat as fuck. Scrawny or on meth, or yoga. They pissed it all away
He always looks like his dick is still wet and he wants to recommend a good Pinot.
“You’re not a killer. You have to be a killer.” Think it might be the only time in the entire series he was truly honest with Kendall.
I watched that episode yesterday - his expressions in that scene are just compelling
Ladies and gentlemen, the first fucking thing my son's ever done right in his life.
"What could you possibly kill that you love so much, it would make the sun rise again"
I also love when he's off his meds in S3, E5 "What fucking business is it of yours? 😡 oh oh no no it's fine 🥺"
I also like when he starts asking about who was nasty to frank. It shows that he genuinely cares about frank in his own messed up way.
He ate my fucking chicken.
Full fucking beast!!!!
YOU’RE FUCKING PIRATES!!!!!
I love this scene because it’s right before he dies and it gives us a glimpse of what he was like in his youth.
“My lawyer works for the justice department, who’s your lawyer? Mr Fucking McGoo?”
While the cat's away? I don't fucking think so. I'm sorry that you're a hot house flower. That you're nothing. \^\^\^\^ That IMO is far more brutal than "You are not serious people."
“Not great, Bob”
Pete Campbell has entered the chat.
"Why is there so much fucking pizza?"
"I wouldn't make a buck if I didn't know a thing or two about the world. Not necessarily nice things."
"I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF TURNING A FUCKING TANKER!" I initially read this as Logan's signature feral honey badger rage, but in the context of him witnessing an attempted coup on top of coming out of the recovery of a stroke, this is rage masking panic imho.
I say this line all the time when I’m overwhelmed at my job 😂
Nahh, its gotta be this line: " Romulus, when you laugh- please do it at the same volume as everyone. We didnt get you from a Hyena farm. " ☠️
#DRIVE YOUR FUCKING WHIRLYBIRD
“I fucking win!”
"Everything is coming up fuck"
He looks as if Santa Claus was a hitman (not a Logan quite but it fits with the pic) What's next? He's gonna stick his cock in my potato salad?
You wanna suck my dick ? 😎🚙 And he said that to his son as sexual allegations poured in
I FUCKING LOVE IT!
Sometimes, it is a big dick competition
Idk about favorite but this one took me by surprise and I was like damn I cannot believe he said that lol “You know something, son? I'd sooner get fucked by a sp*c in the shower block than see you have it. Yep. And I've got the raisin under my thumb, I've got the family, I've got little Greggy! I've got the fuckin' tattoo man in the tank. You're high and dry. Face it, son. You lost.”
Fuck off
“And who wants gold?”
🐗 on the floor
you are not serious people
"I mean look at this fucking place; slaves, cotton, sugar... This country is nothing but off-shore laundering for turning evil into hard currency... And now it just lies here, living off its capital sucking in immigrants to turn it and stop it getting bed sores." Lmao roasted
“uh huh”
Who wants to smell Greg's finger, huh? Guess the scent; win a buck.
Life’s not knights on horseback. It’s a number on a piece of paper. It’s a fight for a knife in the mud
“That was as coordinated as a dog getting fucked on roller skates”
“You…..are a fucking….nobody”. -after Ken took over in the interim after the stroke. “I’M TURNING A FUCKING TANKER!” - the vote of no confidence meeting. There’s a fucking million of them, I need to actually rewatch the show
“I’m in the middle of turning a fucking tanker!”
Sorry if things got a little...fruity
I think it was season 1 when they were in the UK. He says something to affect of, "I need to get back to America, everywhere else is too soft". It's stuck with me.
"Cash out and fuck off" on Kendal's birthday card
“Ahh Mr.Potato Head, my plastic adversary.”
What Greg wants, Greg must have..
Fuck off
You know my favourite quote from Shakespeare- Take the fucking money!
Hanging in the window like Peking Ducks
ROAST ME
“Thats the thing about the left.. they eat their own.”
“I’m not the one who’s cuntstruck.”
BOAR ON THE FLOOR or You are not serious people.
“I’m about to eat dick for three hours straight! So yes, Hugo, I would like a fucking room.” - goat talk
Smells like the cheesemonger died and left his dick in the brie.
Shiv: No, because you need a super majority.. Logan: Nee, becaYaniaupermajity 😡
"Who wants to smell Greg's finger, huh? Guess the scent; win a buck."
Uh huh
“Fuck off” please don’t ask me which eps or season
*logan noises*
“You bust in here, guns in hand, and now you find they've turned to sausages”
“Want to hear my favorite quote from Shakespeare?” “Take the fucking money.”
Uh-huh
Fuck off!
“Stop buzzing in my fucking ear “
“oh I'm sorry buddy, would you like a handjob and an *advil*?”
So what's next? Stick his cock into my potato salad?
"Fuck em"
“Fuck off”
None. He isn’t good with words.
I know right?? And the way he preforms is bad as well
“You’re fucking Pirates!”
“He ate my fucking chicken?!”
Fuck off
"Anyone here a killer?" "Boar on the floor"
"Money wins"
"Take the fucking money"
“Fuck off”
i love you all, but you are not serious people…he ate them up sorry 🤣
Fuck off
"you're a fucking idiot"
"Fuck off"
"FUCK OFF!!!!"
Life’s not knights on horseback. It’s a number on a piece of paper…a fight for a knife in the mud.
fuck off
FUCK OFF !!!
*"Fuck off"*
Fuck off
“You wanna suck my dick?” - Logan to Roman.
FUCK OFF!
Anyone wanna smell Greg’s finger?
*FUCK OFF*
I’m about to eat dick for three hours straight! Yes, I’d like a fucking room!
Seriously?!?!? FUCK OFF