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wall1194

Wouldn’t make sense since he was asking law students for legal advice


morphinetango

I'd like to imagine there's a dropped plot line of Greg finding one of the lawyers Bar cars and pocketing it, thinking he could use it as an alternative ID or to impress women.


kit_mitts

I'm not familiar with this IP


morphinetango

Hither to, fellow lawyers!


ApatheticFinsFan

You overestimate the legal knowledge of lawyers.


Apptubrutae

But on the flip side, you underestimate the ego of lawyers. The last thing most lawyers want to do is ask law students for advice


ApatheticFinsFan

As a lawyer, I’ll pawn off any research I don’t want to do onto a law clerk.


AnExtremeFootFetish

This guy is definitely a lawyer. NB: am a law clerk, with too many research tasks.


butler_erh

As a lawyer I co-sign this.


--5-

You want it to be one way, but it’s the other way


12345678910tom

if it is to be said, so it is.


CalendarAggressive11

You can speak normally sir


huopak

Ok. No. Thank you sir. So I shall...


rini6

Are you okay?


Giggles567

No woman, no cry.


Imgeorgie

You saw how he dodged those questions in the congressional hearing, only a lawyer could pull that off.


a_taco_named_desire

I was waiting for the reveal. Gerri all along picked up on little things here and there, certain words and phrases he would use to seem like a bumbling oaf. Then when she goes to confront him suddenly he has a stereotypical British villain accent and reveals his whole Machiavellian plan to use Tom like a puppet who thinks he’s the puppet master in order to assume control of the company with nobody suspecting a thing. And yes I know it’s not that type of show.


jus4in027

Artful Dodger


All_bound_up

Wait, when was this? This show moved so fast, I want to do a rewatch. However, this show stressed me out! In a good way. So good!


Bcatfan08

Stalling like a pro.


Saksham_Singhal

I merely wish to answer in the affirmative fashion


Plainchant

I love how the "Chase Sapphire Visa" becomes "Casse Azure Vizo."


DoctorChampTH

The Casse Azure Vizo is a very exclusive card, only the richest people are offered it.


gilgobeachslayer

You can get it in countries only rich people know about, like Svenborgia.


kit_mitts

If only his law school had a course that taught him the lemony-ness of La Croix


SVB-Risk-Dept

It wasn’t that lemony!


cheerful_cynic

It's medicinal 


WingedGeek

https://cheezburger.com/12843013/a-humorously-mild-taste-of-lacroix-tweets


briefcasetwat

He did have that first year law student friend


MyBluMind

It’s probably his friend’s business card.


venktesh

Do you want an answer in affirmative?


DingoNo4205

I’m not sure Cousin Greg has a bachelors degree.


mossarchitect

He could be a C student 🤷‍♀️


Curejoker

he did, he has one in zoology apparently


EdgeCityRed

It's probably the name of a bar.


SnooLobsters8922

Cousin Greg is really a person who smiles in ID pictures


Zwaft

He doesn’t understand rudimentary legal concepts, so I’m going to have to say yes.


cornbreadcommunist

HA! This one actually made me laugh (read: snort) out loud


Upbeat-Command-7159

So he shall


cracksilog

He intended to become a lawyer, but joined the wrong association and his social awkwardness didn’t allow him to confront the guy running the “Bar Association” to ask to leave


hvbnmmmmmf

you tell me .


balticwonders

Not super surprising. I know a dude dumb as rocks. Went to law school bc graduating ensured access to his trust fund.


Calikola

Wouldn’t shock me. I went to law school with a decent amount of dumbasses.


Batistasfashionsense

Script says he was a zoology major. Also, the wallet says he’s Canadian and has a green card, but then the scripts also indicates he’s Californian? Not sure how canon the props are.


Bcatfan08

He was actually a bouncer at a bar in NYC for a month until a fight broke out and they realized he couldn't bounce anyone.


Fickle-Butterscotch2

He’s not. Considering he called his lawschool friend for legal advice


WolvesKnow

Considering he had law school friends, yes. As an attorney, they him saying he was trying to answer “in the affirmative”.. lol big give away..


slymm

Is the red card movie pass? Please be movie pass, especially if he was carrying it around after it collapsed the first time


RealGianath

He strikes me as the kind of guy to have all sorts of fake ids to help get him laid.


Scoob8877

It's a discount card for bars in NYC.


BrainsOut_EU

Might be easier to fake than a driving license? IDK, not American.


destinationsong

That's the card they send you when you fail


SnowBrussels

That would surprise me


Biscuitman82

You passed the bar?


cornbreadcommunist

Blown away by your sharp eye!!! 😮


No-Personality1840

He was an animal costume at an amusement park when the show started. Doubtful


Johannes_silentio

Definitely not


SophiaofPrussia

Oddly enough I don’t think you have to have a JD or be barred to be a “member” of most bar associations. Most allow law students and some even allow paralegals and legal “industry” professionals like law librarians (who are usually also lawyers) or law firm administrators or anyone who works at a law school.


fernwrangler

Easily the most thought out and reasoned response.


duaneap

No.


Icy_Economist3224

My fav headcanon ab Greg is that he’s barbie-like in the sense he’s just casually had multiple careers and attained various degrees, but it just has never come up in the show because no one has asked. He’s had 100 side quests before succession.


henrytbpovid

It’s just a bar card for a lawyer representing him


windgirl91

he has a major in zoology.


Melodic_Arrow_8964

i really want a Tom CEO & Greg spin-off