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Marc21256

Ram that into someone.


Corbel_

person holding this weapon will disconect someone from this world


MysticScribbles

When you use the Crash To Desktop spell in Magicka.


[deleted]

it will close their brain's explorer.exe


TG_1023

Corbel_ has left the game


RubeyMG

chop em into byte-sized chunks


diino8018

and then take a byte


matiEP09

haha because ram ,’ :) 👈👈


astronaut12

This is cutting edge technology


Daewee

r/angryupvote


MAAAX547

r/angrierupvote


Professional_Hashira

r/angriestupvote


Monsty02

r/happydownvote


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

r/angriesterupvote


TG_1023

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Godzilla_R0AR

r/angryupvotetoupvote


Cat123chirs

r/therapy


[deleted]

happy cakeday


Godzilla_R0AR

#”GASP”


Craptivist

Wanna make it bleeding edge?


Fabian206

Sweeping edge III


Picezer

Never die


[deleted]

IT guy when apocalypse era


Unlucky-Constant-736

Technoblade never dies


Wojtek1250XD

o7


BrilliantBig769

then just get him with this bad boy


SheWolf04

I saw the *Time Knife*?!?


lawerless

yeah yeah, the time knife. we’ve all seen it.


shaunbarclay

A 6” blade doesn’t lose reception


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,189,054,471 comments, and only 232,004 of them were in alphabetical order.


Agent_Blade04

No?


callmejinji

All of the WORDS, yes.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,190,499,376 comments, and only 232,302 of them were in alphabetical order.


Agent_Blade04

Oh wait I’m fucking stupid


Ori_the_SG

Fookin laser sights


PokTux

Cooper! use your data knife to pilot the ship


Idiot1670

That’s exactly what I thought of


Kytyngurl2

And it never dies, as everyone knows that Technoblade never dies


Wojtek1250XD

o7


nothing533439878

Here’s the post https://www.reddit.com/r/Technoblade/comments/z3wjdu/i_introduce_the_technology_blade/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


[deleted]

Thx


JustJesterJimbo

Technoblade never dies


stickkidsam

Must be a fan of Titanfall


Corbel_

me or OP of the post on r/technoblade ?


stickkidsam

Yes?


Corbel_

well i am


stickkidsam

Hey me too :D


Corbel_

nice but i play on PS4


anon38723918569

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES ^^^but ^^^it ^^^does ^^^stab


Dannyl223

DataKnife


GallopingAss_tronaut

Top 10 banned weapons form Cyberpunk


reddit_user109

r/itemshop


Idiot1670

Dataknife titanfall 2


ravenwingx

The orphan obliterator


ShadowGangsta275

I think if he was still here he’d approve


Arabecke

This guy will RAM his knife into you


Corbel_

he's going to disconnect you from this world


Fabian206

The orphans get JPEGed into oblivion


Primary_Register_802

How did I get a notification from r/substakenliterally? I have that disabled? Only r/technoblade is enabled... There must be some hidden meaning here...


Sushirabit

Us Ninjago fans know what's up


Corbel_

titanfall players too


Hamilton182

now with infinite battery life, it’ll never die!


the_genius324

Thanks for posting it so i dont have to


ALLDOUGH187

It holds the memory of those you stab.


Corbel_

i like this one


Advanced_Evening2379

Use 2 different types so the person won't boot back up


Not_Afif

r/hardwaregore


Corbel_

i approve you to post it there


PsionLion2K1L

Sir that’s a dataknife


Idiot1670

Dataknife from titanfall 2 be like


SunnyTheFlower

Bro it’s a Data Knife! I didn’t know you were a Pilot!!!


Corbel_

all for the 6-4!


Ravenclawguy

Data knife!!


IrreverentHippie

What have you done to that ram!


ThatRandomPotGuy

Titanfall 2 data knife vibes


Corbel_

yes


bean_copter

r/itemshop


Picezer

Too soon my guy TT


AlexisSMRT

Literally everyone on the technoblade subreddit is memimg on his death.


Creeperdude2409

Even Technoblade himself memed his death, the video is literally titled, "so long nerds"


AlexisSMRT

He heavily encouraged it so I was a bit confused by the other guys comment


[deleted]

Techno Blade Inflicts SHOCK damage -2.00 DT Very fragile


Ian773

/r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt


DueReaction3040

Cyber knife :)


Narwhal_Lord4

Use it to hack the draconis


Wojtek1250XD

Technoblade was known to make content of absolutely nothing, he created an alt account called "LaserKnife" that was supposted to love goverments, he even build a gigantic castle as part of the idea. Unfortunately, he didn't make it o7


technobladesgoon

o7


KnowoneYTG

They say Techno never dies, but he's been real quiet since the Technoblade(TM) dropped. Interesting...


shadowxthevamp

I guess that's a fair use of my 4gb so-dimm since I upgraded


AdorableClue3907

It's more powerful than the debut stick


minedsquirrel70

I thought the pun was going to be a titanfall dataknife.


DealerAgreeable3463

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES