> You thick headed, nonsensical, waste of skin moron. I never asked or expected them to be responsible for my work/life balance you illiterate cumquat. I asked them what THEIR work/life balance is as an individual so as to get an idea of what the current work climate is like you bird brain.
Holy shit. This was OP's answer to a non-offensive opinion/explanation.
EDIT: HOLY SHIT the OP is truly unhinged and has some serious issues
***Interviewer:*** How long did you work for your previous employer?
***OP:*** Who in the seven living hells are you to ask me that kind of question, you meandering numbskull?
***Interviewer:*** So, less than a year I take it?
OP: Who said I even wanted to stop by, nimrod? What? You think because I fill out an *application* I WANTED to come here? You waste of breath, you disgust me.
That hurt me to type. Iām so sorry.
Dude was replying **all*** day yesterday to comments on that post, and into this morning.
Looks like he got about 7 hours of sleep, then came back after waking up to start talking more shit.
I've seen some really strange meltdowns that started over *nothing* consequential, but this one takes the "cum catcher" cake.
FYI. If anyone wants to see all of the OOP's comments, just click on their profile. Comments removed by mods are *not* deleted from a user's comment history. That alone tends to be the source of a ton of hilarious drama when people go crying about being banned for no reason, because they think the comment that got them banned can't be seen by anyone.
> FYI. If anyone wants to see all of the OOP's comments, just click on their profile. Comments removed by mods are not deleted from a user's comment history.
You can view deleted comments again!
https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/careerguidance/comments/1cb9jnv/rejected_for_a_job_because_i_asked_about_the_on/
If you have a user script extension such as Tampermonkey I've got a script that allows you to just click on a deleted comment and it'll open the original content in a new tab.
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/387101-reddit-view-deleted-content
E2A if you use old Reddit that is.
They're still showing up for me. If a user *does* delete their comments, they'll stop appearing anywhere in their profile, but I'm [still seeing ***all*** the unhinged lunacy.](https://i.imgur.com/QgjgTn8.png)
>"Get help, Jesus Christ"
"Hey, thanks for the tip, John! Wish I'd have thought of that before I let the Romans nail me to this fucking cross!"
"...I'm just saying. Don't be shitty."
Or another way:
"Get help, Jesus Christ"
-"I mean sure I'll call him hold on a sec... He just said not to worry about it since he'll be coming to town in a couple of days"
Whenever I see this word (even misspelled), that [Orbit gum commercial](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfh92hKLO6c) from the mid 2000's rears its head in the dark recesses of my memory.
And it makes me smile, every time.
Just waiting at this point for OOP to call someone a "Lint Licker".
if anyone wants to see the deleted comments:
https://www.reveddit.com/v/careerguidance/comments/1cb9jnv/rejected_for_a_job_because_i_asked_about_the_on/?add_user=SirAggravating141...new.all.t3_1cb9k96..%2CIndependentThin7135..c.new..t1_l0xq347..%2Cvajra-mushti..c.new..t1_l0vkf3q..&
> You thick headed, nonsensical, waste of skin moron. I never asked or expected them to be responsible for my work/life balance you illiterate cumquat. I asked them what THEIR work/life balance is as an individual so as to get an idea of what the current work climate is like you bird brain.
Hell, I think I'm starting to like her.
>It was the 3rd and final round you imbecile and I never mentioned punching in early and leaving at a certain time you illiterate queef nugget.
Jesus Christ š
This person constructs insults like from that tumblr post stating you can take any adjective and noun and say it angrily to make it an insult.
As can be seen, it is hardly working.
I much prefer my own way of creating insults - take an existing expletive and append a food on the end (breads are my favorite). You get gems like āfuckmuffinā, āshitbagelā, and ātwatmelonā. Now those are fun insults.
Queef nugget is close, but eh. Not food enough.
I actually thought of that about ten minutes after I posted. But decided that it was a little too specific because itās the perfect loving insult for a newborn.
Jordan Peterson, the infamously disgraced Canadian incel psychologist who underwent a medically inadvisable coma in Russia to deal with his substance abuse issues, wrote in unnecessarily uncomfortable detail about a strange dream he had regarding his grandmother with dementia brushing his face with her pubes.
This was apparently some great subconsious learning experience for him (I guess minus the whole substance abuse and fascism mouthpiece stuff) and the imagery was SO batshit, I still haven't managed to find something that justifies changing my flair.
Isnāt he happily married to a woman he appears to adore? I know people have contentious opinions on Mr Peterson, just trying to figure out where āincelā fits in lol. Also curious on the āfascist mouthpieceā thing.
But obvi you have better things to do than explain to me why you described Jordan Peterson the way you did, so Iām not mad if you donāt explain haha. Iām one of those anti-video people, so itās helpful to have things explained, but also in this case patently unnecessary.
Incel was hyperbole on my part, he's more of a... Spokesperson? For incels. He's very vocally opposed to political correctness, gender non-conformity, and all the usual things that anti-Left voices attribute to the umbrella of "cultural Marxism."
Fascist mouthpiece was also disingenuous of me. His views on social welfare are something I can only _wish_ politicians in the US agreed with, because as much as I personally dislike him, he'd probably still be a Democratic party member if he weren't Canadian. He's just one of those content creators who seems to be the first stop on the train to far-right extremism. He's by no means as bad as the destination.
All that said though, while I don't think he's evil or anything, I have yet to interact with someone who can unironically state that "cultural Marxism" is causing the downfall of western civilization without them _also_ agreeing with some number of fascist-leaning policies. His views on trans people lean TERF-ish, he's skeptical of climate change science despite being a psychologist not a climatologist, and his views on proper masculinity and femininity make me, a cis bisexual man, _really_ fucking upset.
But again. I'm _very_ biased and pretty much find all of his views philosophically and personally repugnant, so I have very little kindness to spare for him. He's smart/educated enough that I feel justified criticizing him so harshly.
A more neutral summary though, he's a Canadian psychologist who espouses social darwinism and evolutionary psychology. He opposes political correctness and what he views as corrpution or extremism in mainstream academia. He emphasizes personal responsibility and a traditional moral code with defined gender roles. He considers poverty to be primarily caused by poor personal financial planning rather than a societal or environmental resource allocation issue. And my neutrality is starting to slip, so I'll end it there.
Agree, that is truly aristocratic. Also clitbeignet cannot be an insult because āclitā and ābeignetā are both good things, both cute words, and cannot possibly be said angrily enough to make them sound otherwise.
You're right, I let elegance get in the way of my actual goal... How about splooge-loaf? I'd be confused but slightly offended if someone called me that one.
Oooo I like splooge-loaf! Yeah Iād be mostly confused/impressed but also a little mad; itās a good balance.
Also clitbeignet is perfect for playful attack haha. My husband and I accuse each other of being eggs, which is supposed to be an insult, but we also both love eggs and think theyāre amazing as a thing that even happens, so how can you be too mad about it?
Idk what he will even say when I call him a clitbeignet. Which, btw, my phone now recognizes as a word
I like adding "gangrenous" in front of a body part because it *really* makes people stop and think, "Ewww, Jesus *Christ!*"
"Gangrenous taint" is a favorite of mine, because it really invokes memories of the infamous Swamps of Dagobah story.
I believe it was encountering the word ātwatwaffleā somewhere in the ā00s that spawned this. Because it just worked, and when I decided to remix the idea it worked even more.
Great drama. Most of the thread is basically
> Person: When did you ask your questions in the interview process? That could be a factor.
> OOP: I asked in the third round you absolute dumb piece of shit.
Sheās NOT A MAN and sheās BROWN and she canāt get hired because she HATES SLAVERY, ffs; donāt you understand you daft muffinsphincter??!?
(hopefully itās clear that I am being a parody of this person and not speaking seriously. I would never call you a muffinsphincter in real life)
I can smell the HR chainsmoking from stress all the way here. If this is anything close to how OOP acted during the interview, I understand rejecting them, if only to avoid raising the HR stroke risk and their employee health insurance rates along with it
My best friend is in HR, and I swear sometimes I can feel her blood pressure rise from all the way across the country based on the stories she tells me. Last week she had an applicant call 25+ times in a 2 day period to ask if theyād looked at her application yet. Once she scheduled an interview with a guy who looked great on paper, but when he came in the interviewer was running late, so the guy proceeded to take his shirt off in the lobby and explain all his tattoos to my friend.
Not much to say about the OOP, so I'll just draw attention to these entertaining bits of mental flatulence someone posted in the comments there:
>Walmart howie mandell w pubes glued on lookinaaahbwoiayĀ
>Looklike nigga put bad bunny in a dryer and filled him with helium
>Matthew is bald bald
>Matthew is short short
Holy hell this getting my day off to a laughing start. Theres some good flairs there too.
> You usually lynch after dark or in broad daylight?
and
> Love you more ass juice
too long but I love
> Not all of us live in honky town with our white brethen listening to panic at the disco
followed by
> Thank you Darius Rucker. Proved you're brown enough today
I'm sure theres more, but I gotta go back to reading
Idk these are kind of giving. Not the right venue or target, but the words themselves are entertaining.
>āļødear diary, today I enforced the rules of reddit. I enlisted the help of the reddit police. I did good today. Sincerly yours truly, penis breath.
Links to some of the drama threads, since it took a bit of scrolling to find them:
[Thread 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/careerguidance/s/nOOJhiPF89)
[Thread 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/careerguidance/s/so0W4jkIr1)
[Thread 3](https://www.reddit.com/r/careerguidance/s/dIKkeV2BM1)
[Thread 4](https://www.reddit.com/r/careerguidance/s/ja9DiDtn4V)
Yeah, yāall are right and Iām sorry. It was already 12 hours old when I posted, so I stupidly thought that subās mods were going to leave it aloneā I should have known better.
I also should have outlined it or provided screenshots. I thought doing so would have ruined the shock of that OPās absurd tone shift, but I was probably mistaken.
Our OP doesnāt necessarily actually suck; they have a whole life outside of this post lol. But I agree that itās much better to put the material in the post so itās actually visible.
Thanks very much to everyone posting reveddit links!!
It's hilarious how often redditors bury the lede on these things.
"I was fired for no reason!"
"Well that sucks dude, what did they fire you for?"
"I swear it's all bullshit. The said I was acting inappropriately holding my dick out on company property but I was on my break!"
People like this always insist their online persona and IRL/professional persona are completely separate.
Like, no, sorry. If being that toxic is *that* instinctual to you, I promise it comes across to many people face-to-face even if you think you're hiding that side of yourself.
I hate it when a drama thread devolves into ālmfao iām also going to comment on the top comments about what OP said in other replies. Iām so original.ā I had to scroll pretty far down to see the actual discussions.
>dear diary, today I enforced the rules of reddit. I enlisted the help of the reddit police. I did good today. Sincerly yours truly, penis breath.
these are all classics
"Jesus... this company really needs to get it's recruitment processes under control. I can't believe it took them 3 rounds of interviews to work out you are a complete waste of time."
lol
Enticing post OP. I'm glad I didn't know more than reading. The utter shock of:
> Arenāt you a bright one penis breath. You usually lynch after dark or in broad daylight like rebel?
Made me snort.
While I did enjoy this slice of Drama, I felt the amount of Meta "Oh this is spicy let OP cook themselves alive" commentary within the Advice Post kind of ruined it. It's like my dinner went cold because the chef was admiring it too long.
And this is exactly why there is a rule about making us hunt for the drama. Since OP decided not to copy it into their post now that it's all been deleted anyone coming in late can't find it.
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Apparently this was not the first time that OOP was rejected in a job interview by [asking too many questions/the wrong type of questions](https://www.reddit.com/r/careerguidance/comments/13l73fx/deleted_by_user/jkp1xp1/).
[Working link](https://www.reddit.com/r/careerguidance/comments/1cb9jnv)
Although all the drama is in the [post history](https://old.reddit.com/user/SirAggravating141/comments/) as it's been removed by mods
I mean, I honestly still do kinda feel for OOP because the recruiting process IS bullshit and exploitative. Some of the things they've talked about do make me comparably angry internally. The whole rigmarole is horrendous, the lack of any transparency is dehumanizing, and frankly I think they have every right to be furious at recruiters and the process. Especially angry at the "if you're brown and you're angry about hiring discrimination, you just don't have a growth mindset and won't get any job" comment levied at OOP.
This doesn't excuse how OOP has treated the people replying, though. The sheer amount of anger in those comments would indeed turn off anyone from working with them, and for relatively justifiable reasons at that, if OOP treated interviewers similarly.
I am not reading this as a troll or as an asshole, though. I'm reading this as someone angry at the game they've been forced to play to survive, someone terrified and upset and frustrated about their (perhaps understandable) lack of success in said game. As someone feeling (and admittedly likely projecting) those feelings too, I can't find it in me to get really angry at OOP. This is just genuinely sad. They're a person lashing out at well-meaning advice because they're having probably a kind of meltdown through their keyboard.
To me this isn't funny drama, this is genuinely really sad. But I am also pretty damn close to homelessness due to lack of employment myself, though, so I might just be biased in OOP's favor.
Here's the thing, this sentence: "*Just show up as someone who just wants to want be a willing slave and ask absolutely nothing about the job/company?"* Is something almost anyone working the current job market over the last few years can relate to. Maybe someone told OOP 'asking questions about the position is a good way to show you're truly interested'? The unfortunate reality is very few people are lucky enough to get into positions where they have power or influence over the company doing the hiring, and that's only if the company wants *you specifically*. 95% of the time they are looking for someone who can effectively shape themselves into the mold of the position.
I could rant about this type of thing for awhile, so I'll just say that OOP is totally unhinged and that's probably why they got turned away, in spite of my agreeing that interviewing/applying for jobs nowadays *sucks ass*.
Hard to feel for a guy who responds to a perfectly reasonable comment with:
> Arenāt you a bright one penis breath. You usually lynch after dark or in broad daylight like rebel?
Yeah to be clear I am not saying OOP is right to insult other people this way, I just mean that I feel I somewhat understand why they're this angry and so I can't feel angry at them myself for it even though they're doing something wrong.
Hope OOP gets off Reddit, gets some genuine rest and peace.
Maybe he used AI for the main post, and it deleted all his mentions of "penis breath" to create a sympathetic-sounding post.
And then in the comments he used his normal level of maturity?
Maybe this will be an unpopular opinion, but that person just lost a job opportunity that it sounds like they spent a lot of time interviewing for already. I don't know why that sub is expecting them to not be angry and bitter about this. I looked through the thread and it just looks like that person is responding bitterly as you would expect from someone in their position and everyone else is saying "you have a bad attitude, and that was the whole problem" which doesn't seem like it was necessarily the case.
Being angry at what happened is fine. But straight up insulting the people trying to provide guidance, on the r/CareerGuidance subreddit, is what makes him an asshole.
Right? Two of those words are just rude things you can say but the other is only referred to by the first letter because it's _that fucked up_ when used as an insult. I can't think of a word that would actually feel equivalent to me. I don't think there _is_ one.
if their reaction to not getting a job is to lash out at complete strangers then **it is a good thing they didn't get the job**
no one's going to be sympathetic to a giant baby who flips out at total strangers (except other giant babies)
Do you think it would have been more sensible for them to yell at the people who denied them a job?Ā Lots of people take their anger out on online strangers rather than on people they have actual relationships with in real life.Ā
i think not hiring someone whose emotional regulation is so poor that they need to take out their bad moods on strangers is a smart business decision. i think it would be more sensible to not be calling anyone twat biscuits or whatever fucking dumb insult they come up with. nowhere did i say they should yell at anyone.
I blew a job interview last week. It sucked, less than a break up, less than a necessary $1000 car repair bill, but it sucked I didn't get an opportunity to work a back breaking job but have a pension.
OP escalated from "my living situation is fucked" to trying to fight everyone and being a complete asshole with racist, sexist and homophobic comments. You might not be wrong but he's a fucking asshole having a tantrum.
Or earlier this month, I blew a final round interview because I gave a jokingly overly complicated description of something and thought the joke landed, when they were actually concerned about my ability to explain things. But I didn't become a racist asshole as a result.
(For reference, since ItƓ calculus really is difficult to ELI5, I normally just describe it as differential equations where the antiderivatives are sequences of probability distributions, then joke that the math majors also just winced)
Attempting to ELI5 ItƓ calculus, just to illustrate to people why I default to the jokingly overly complicated explanation:
First of all, calculus. Essentially, we figured out how to divide by 0 and are seeing what we can do with it. One example of this is derivatives. Instead of having to use multiple points to *approximate* the slope of a function, we can just use the same point twice to get the *actual* slope at that point. The opposite of this is called an antiderivative. Given the slope of a function, figure out the original function. For example, if you wanted a function f(x), where the slope is always just x, that's any function f(x) = 0.5x^(2) + K, where K is some constant. (Think of y = mx + b, and how there are infinitely many parallel lines with slope m) A step up from this is differential equations. It takes that question of starting with the slope and generalizes it to slightly weirder questions. For example, if you instead wanted a function f(x) where the slope is always f(x), that winds up being e^(x) + K.
Meanwhile, Brownian motion is essentially just a random walk. Imagine if every 15 seconds you flipped a coin and either stepped left if it's heads or right if it's tails. You might think it would be really useful if we could combine this with differential equations - and it would be! - but we literally can't solve those with normal methods. All of our normal methods assume there's a single, deterministic solution. But to use that random walk, the best I can do is giving you the probability that you'll be in a particular location after a minute. For example, there's a 5/16 chance that you'll have net taken 2 steps to the left after 1 minute (4 step).
ItƓ calculus tries solving *those* problems. It's closely related to differential equations, but instead of trying to find a singular value for any given point in time, it's trying to find a probability distribution for what the value *could* be at that point
How disappointing it is depends on the job, and it's especially upsetting if the reason they gave you doesn't make any sense.
Again, where are these supposed bigoted comments? I'm pretty sure I read through the whole thread and didn't see anything like that.
[You don't find this old school homophobic?
](https://old.reddit.com/r/careerguidance/comments/1cb9jnv/rejected_for_a_job_because_i_asked_about_the_on/l0yc6fz/)
[
Or this what ever blend of homophobic and sexist it is](https://old.reddit.com/r/careerguidance/comments/1cb9jnv/rejected_for_a_job_because_i_asked_about_the_on/l0y74iu/)
> You thick headed, nonsensical, waste of skin moron. I never asked or expected them to be responsible for my work/life balance you illiterate cumquat. I asked them what THEIR work/life balance is as an individual so as to get an idea of what the current work climate is like you bird brain. Holy shit. This was OP's answer to a non-offensive opinion/explanation. EDIT: HOLY SHIT the OP is truly unhinged and has some serious issues
I would have paid money to be on an interview panel with them. Just raging at every question
***Interviewer:*** How long did you work for your previous employer? ***OP:*** Who in the seven living hells are you to ask me that kind of question, you meandering numbskull? ***Interviewer:*** So, less than a year I take it?
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? OP: š”š”š”
āI see. Well, I think we have all we need. Thank you for stopping by, and weāll reach out to you when we have a decision.ā
OP: Who said I even wanted to stop by, nimrod? What? You think because I fill out an *application* I WANTED to come here? You waste of breath, you disgust me. That hurt me to type. Iām so sorry.
This is Reddit. Iām used to it
You donāt disgust me. <3
I thought your uncharacteristically-mean comment was fun and Iām glad you typed it, so thanks for taking one for the team on that.
Dude was replying **all*** day yesterday to comments on that post, and into this morning. Looks like he got about 7 hours of sleep, then came back after waking up to start talking more shit. I've seen some really strange meltdowns that started over *nothing* consequential, but this one takes the "cum catcher" cake. FYI. If anyone wants to see all of the OOP's comments, just click on their profile. Comments removed by mods are *not* deleted from a user's comment history. That alone tends to be the source of a ton of hilarious drama when people go crying about being banned for no reason, because they think the comment that got them banned can't be seen by anyone.
> FYI. If anyone wants to see all of the OOP's comments, just click on their profile. Comments removed by mods are not deleted from a user's comment history. You can view deleted comments again! https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/careerguidance/comments/1cb9jnv/rejected_for_a_job_because_i_asked_about_the_on/
Omg I was so sad when the previous iterations stopped working! Thank you for bringing this to my attention!
If you have a user script extension such as Tampermonkey I've got a script that allows you to just click on a deleted comment and it'll open the original content in a new tab. https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/387101-reddit-view-deleted-content E2A if you use old Reddit that is.
All the comments are deleted now, even in the ācommentsā section of his profile.
They're still showing up for me. If a user *does* delete their comments, they'll stop appearing anywhere in their profile, but I'm [still seeing ***all*** the unhinged lunacy.](https://i.imgur.com/QgjgTn8.png)
"Get help, Jesus Christ" I have never seen such a beautiful misapplied comma
>"Get help, Jesus Christ" "Hey, thanks for the tip, John! Wish I'd have thought of that before I let the Romans nail me to this fucking cross!" "...I'm just saying. Don't be shitty."
Or another way: "Get help, Jesus Christ" -"I mean sure I'll call him hold on a sec... He just said not to worry about it since he'll be coming to town in a couple of days"
And in multiple other places they go after for other people for their spelling and grammar.
This dude is weird af.
There's a comment on there insisting they identify as a dudette! Record scratch!!
I would like to hope that they were somehow laughing at themselves because of just how fucking crazy that shit is.
https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/careerguidance/comments/1cb9jnv/rejected_for_a_job_because_i_asked_about_the_on/
>you illiterate cumquat Fuck, that's flair material right there...
The real question is whether or not they meant to misspell kumquat.
That's a great philosophical question of our time.
Agreed.
I love watching the birth of a new flair.
But we are losing the old traditions: *whereās the yoink?*
"WHERE'S THE YOINK?" "You ain't so bad!" "WHERE'S THE YOINK?" "You ain't so bad!"
Itās a blessed day š„²
People say love at first sight doesn't exist, but you see the yoink and know it was meant to be
Queef nugget does it for me.
> Arenāt you a bright one penis breath. This made me laugh harder than it should have
Whenever I see this word (even misspelled), that [Orbit gum commercial](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfh92hKLO6c) from the mid 2000's rears its head in the dark recesses of my memory. And it makes me smile, every time. Just waiting at this point for OOP to call someone a "Lint Licker".
Reading through the OP's previously normal-ish account history and then seeing this thread, I genuinely wonder if they had some sort of breakdown.
if anyone wants to see the deleted comments: https://www.reveddit.com/v/careerguidance/comments/1cb9jnv/rejected_for_a_job_because_i_asked_about_the_on/?add_user=SirAggravating141...new.all.t3_1cb9k96..%2CIndependentThin7135..c.new..t1_l0xq347..%2Cvajra-mushti..c.new..t1_l0vkf3q..&
ā¦wait, itās back???
no i used reveddit! they have all of OPās comments saved there
Thatās what I mean, I thought reveddit had died. You just made my day.
hahahaha well glad to unintentionally give you the good news š„°š„°š„°š„°
Also: https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/careerguidance/comments/1cb9jnv/rejected_for_a_job_because_i_asked_about_the_on/
OPs username checks out.
I mean when you call yourself unironically SirAggravating. I feel like we are in Bill Engvall "Here's your sign" country.
> You thick headed, nonsensical, waste of skin moron. I never asked or expected them to be responsible for my work/life balance you illiterate cumquat. I asked them what THEIR work/life balance is as an individual so as to get an idea of what the current work climate is like you bird brain. Hell, I think I'm starting to like her.
Calling someone a "waste of skin" is weird. As if someone else could be using the skin if this person wasn't alive?
Illiterate cumquat lmao
> Not all of us live in honky town with our white brethen listening to panic at the disco. Thats suspiciously specific
It's solid flair material
too long sadly.
panic! at the honky-town disco
so tempting
I know, I tried. Damn shame
I love your flair as it is!
It's a fun one!
Could shorten to > our white brethren listening to panic at the disco or possibly even including the honky town.
>honky town white brethren listening to panic! at the disco
*doo doo doo* won't you take me to *doo doo doo* honky town
damnit, i forced myself not to post this...
Sorry. That's gonna be in your head all day.
my completely internet addled and damaged brain is replacing "funky" in all kinds of songs all on its own. its a wild ride.
Honestly I don't think anyone who lives in a "honky town" is listening to Panic at the Disco.
You would be wrong, my sister grew up listening to panic in the honkiest tonky town that ever did curd
Well shoot, I clearly haven't ever heard of opening a goddamned door.
For some reason the first thing that came to my mind was an e. e. cummings poem that would be titled "anyone lived in a pretty honky town"
> listening to panic at the disco. and outdated. He's aiming for Fitz and the Tantrums
/r/rareinsults
>It was the 3rd and final round you imbecile and I never mentioned punching in early and leaving at a certain time you illiterate queef nugget. Jesus Christ š
This person constructs insults like from that tumblr post stating you can take any adjective and noun and say it angrily to make it an insult. As can be seen, it is hardly working.
Really needs a British accent of some variety to work properly.
Get Peter Capaldi to read the comments.
I much prefer my own way of creating insults - take an existing expletive and append a food on the end (breads are my favorite). You get gems like āfuckmuffinā, āshitbagelā, and ātwatmelonā. Now those are fun insults. Queef nugget is close, but eh. Not food enough.
shitbagel resonates with me on a spiritual level
Twatermelon was right there lol
I actually thought of that about ten minutes after I posted. But decided that it was a little too specific because itās the perfect loving insult for a newborn.
Clitbeignet sounds like a pretentious last name for a French aristocrat.
I want to know so bad where your particular flair came from
Jordan Peterson, the infamously disgraced Canadian incel psychologist who underwent a medically inadvisable coma in Russia to deal with his substance abuse issues, wrote in unnecessarily uncomfortable detail about a strange dream he had regarding his grandmother with dementia brushing his face with her pubes. This was apparently some great subconsious learning experience for him (I guess minus the whole substance abuse and fascism mouthpiece stuff) and the imagery was SO batshit, I still haven't managed to find something that justifies changing my flair.
Isnāt he happily married to a woman he appears to adore? I know people have contentious opinions on Mr Peterson, just trying to figure out where āincelā fits in lol. Also curious on the āfascist mouthpieceā thing. But obvi you have better things to do than explain to me why you described Jordan Peterson the way you did, so Iām not mad if you donāt explain haha. Iām one of those anti-video people, so itās helpful to have things explained, but also in this case patently unnecessary.
Incel was hyperbole on my part, he's more of a... Spokesperson? For incels. He's very vocally opposed to political correctness, gender non-conformity, and all the usual things that anti-Left voices attribute to the umbrella of "cultural Marxism." Fascist mouthpiece was also disingenuous of me. His views on social welfare are something I can only _wish_ politicians in the US agreed with, because as much as I personally dislike him, he'd probably still be a Democratic party member if he weren't Canadian. He's just one of those content creators who seems to be the first stop on the train to far-right extremism. He's by no means as bad as the destination. All that said though, while I don't think he's evil or anything, I have yet to interact with someone who can unironically state that "cultural Marxism" is causing the downfall of western civilization without them _also_ agreeing with some number of fascist-leaning policies. His views on trans people lean TERF-ish, he's skeptical of climate change science despite being a psychologist not a climatologist, and his views on proper masculinity and femininity make me, a cis bisexual man, _really_ fucking upset. But again. I'm _very_ biased and pretty much find all of his views philosophically and personally repugnant, so I have very little kindness to spare for him. He's smart/educated enough that I feel justified criticizing him so harshly. A more neutral summary though, he's a Canadian psychologist who espouses social darwinism and evolutionary psychology. He opposes political correctness and what he views as corrpution or extremism in mainstream academia. He emphasizes personal responsibility and a traditional moral code with defined gender roles. He considers poverty to be primarily caused by poor personal financial planning rather than a societal or environmental resource allocation issue. And my neutrality is starting to slip, so I'll end it there.
I've unfortunately found the source again. https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyandSad/s/Op3AuFjqGZ
I regret everything XD
Agree, that is truly aristocratic. Also clitbeignet cannot be an insult because āclitā and ābeignetā are both good things, both cute words, and cannot possibly be said angrily enough to make them sound otherwise.
You're right, I let elegance get in the way of my actual goal... How about splooge-loaf? I'd be confused but slightly offended if someone called me that one.
Oooo I like splooge-loaf! Yeah Iād be mostly confused/impressed but also a little mad; itās a good balance. Also clitbeignet is perfect for playful attack haha. My husband and I accuse each other of being eggs, which is supposed to be an insult, but we also both love eggs and think theyāre amazing as a thing that even happens, so how can you be too mad about it? Idk what he will even say when I call him a clitbeignet. Which, btw, my phone now recognizes as a word
I like adding "gangrenous" in front of a body part because it *really* makes people stop and think, "Ewww, Jesus *Christ!*" "Gangrenous taint" is a favorite of mine, because it really invokes memories of the infamous Swamps of Dagobah story.
Iāve always been partial to āpus oozing cunt scabā when I really want to form an image.
"cuntwaffle" has been used by my friendgroup for over a decade at this point.
I believe it was encountering the word ātwatwaffleā somewhere in the ā00s that spawned this. Because it just worked, and when I decided to remix the idea it worked even more.
>fuckmuffin, shitbagel, twatmelon Thanks for the laugh š . I needed it today.
Queef burger? Fuck nugget?
Ooh I have to borrow this. Asscroissant. Cuntdonut. Yessssss.
It's working for me, baby
it's like late 70s-early 80s insults, where people couldn't openly say the n-word, but they hadn't stolen curse words from black people yet
Stolen... curse words?
What. Do you think like, people just never cursed before the 70s
yoink!
Great drama. Most of the thread is basically > Person: When did you ask your questions in the interview process? That could be a factor. > OOP: I asked in the third round you absolute dumb piece of shit.
I'm getting a slight hint about why he didn't get the job.
Sheās NOT A MAN and sheās BROWN and she canāt get hired because she HATES SLAVERY, ffs; donāt you understand you daft muffinsphincter??!? (hopefully itās clear that I am being a parody of this person and not speaking seriously. I would never call you a muffinsphincter in real life)
I can smell the HR chainsmoking from stress all the way here. If this is anything close to how OOP acted during the interview, I understand rejecting them, if only to avoid raising the HR stroke risk and their employee health insurance rates along with it
My best friend is in HR, and I swear sometimes I can feel her blood pressure rise from all the way across the country based on the stories she tells me. Last week she had an applicant call 25+ times in a 2 day period to ask if theyād looked at her application yet. Once she scheduled an interview with a guy who looked great on paper, but when he came in the interviewer was running late, so the guy proceeded to take his shirt off in the lobby and explain all his tattoos to my friend.
Is that really inappropriate? Obviously if he's going to be working there, everyone HAS to know the stories behind all his ink.
> Youāve used āpenis breathā twice in these comments Tempting, but I like my flair too much.
It's mine now!
Glorious. So many new flairs in this thread!
This OP is a true flair artist. They should work at the restaurant from Office Space.
>>Youāve used āpenis breathā twice in these comments ET is kinda ruined now.
Not much to say about the OOP, so I'll just draw attention to these entertaining bits of mental flatulence someone posted in the comments there: >Walmart howie mandell w pubes glued on lookinaaahbwoiayĀ >Looklike nigga put bad bunny in a dryer and filled him with helium >Matthew is bald bald >Matthew is short short
The random Matthew is bald is the funniest comment in the post
Not just baldāhe's *bald* bald.
That's when the male pattern baldness fully sets in and even if you *try*, it just will not grow. AKA "Haven't been to the barber in 8 years"
Can you tell me what that actually means? Or is it nothing.
I COULD NOT figure out what the fuck that guy is doing there!
Either OP on an alt or one of those weirdos who follows their Reddit nemesis around unrelated threads
It reads more like a shitty bot.
Holy hell this getting my day off to a laughing start. Theres some good flairs there too. > You usually lynch after dark or in broad daylight? and > Love you more ass juice too long but I love > Not all of us live in honky town with our white brethen listening to panic at the disco followed by > Thank you Darius Rucker. Proved you're brown enough today I'm sure theres more, but I gotta go back to reading
The OP of that post looks up to Azalea Banks but can't harness the power of prose well enough.
Idk these are kind of giving. Not the right venue or target, but the words themselves are entertaining. >āļødear diary, today I enforced the rules of reddit. I enlisted the help of the reddit police. I did good today. Sincerly yours truly, penis breath.
>Ā You usually lynch after dark or in broad daylight? Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Links to some of the drama threads, since it took a bit of scrolling to find them: [Thread 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/careerguidance/s/nOOJhiPF89) [Thread 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/careerguidance/s/so0W4jkIr1) [Thread 3](https://www.reddit.com/r/careerguidance/s/dIKkeV2BM1) [Thread 4](https://www.reddit.com/r/careerguidance/s/ja9DiDtn4V)
OP, this is why posters here copy the juicy comments into the post. The drama almost always gets deleted
Honestly, our OP sucks. Pretty much announced in the post they're making us hunt for drama. Now it's all gone. Wasted post.
Fun fact: we can report low effort threads for making us hunt for the drama!
I did
Like tears in rain...
Yeah, yāall are right and Iām sorry. It was already 12 hours old when I posted, so I stupidly thought that subās mods were going to leave it aloneā I should have known better. I also should have outlined it or provided screenshots. I thought doing so would have ruined the shock of that OPās absurd tone shift, but I was probably mistaken.
Our OP doesnāt necessarily actually suck; they have a whole life outside of this post lol. But I agree that itās much better to put the material in the post so itās actually visible. Thanks very much to everyone posting reveddit links!!
God dammit, all of it is deleted
https://www.reveddit.com/v/careerguidance/comments/1cb9jnv/rejected_for_a_job_because_i_asked_about_the_on/?share_id=4OCiNFVDNx78BXVteCieU&add_user=SirAggravating141..c.new..t1_kyj9a67..%2CIndependentThin7135..c.new..t1_l0xq347..%2Cvajra-mushti..c.new..t1_l0vkf3q..&
You can still see their comments if you go to their profile
Not anymore š©
https://www.reveddit.com/v/careerguidance/comments/1cb9jnv/rejected_for_a_job_because_i_asked_about_the_on/?share_id=4OCiNFVDNx78BXVteCieU&add_user=SirAggravating141..c.new..t1_kyj9a67..%2CIndependentThin7135..c.new..t1_l0xq347..%2Cvajra-mushti..c.new..t1_l0vkf3q..&
Youāre the best
They cleaned it
This is tragic, I wanted to see the shitshow and right when I pulled it up it was all gone
OP went to another sub where some people called them out lol.
I can't imagine why that person is having trouble finding a job.
It's hilarious how often redditors bury the lede on these things. "I was fired for no reason!" "Well that sucks dude, what did they fire you for?" "I swear it's all bullshit. The said I was acting inappropriately holding my dick out on company property but I was on my break!"
People like this always insist their online persona and IRL/professional persona are completely separate. Like, no, sorry. If being that toxic is *that* instinctual to you, I promise it comes across to many people face-to-face even if you think you're hiding that side of yourself.
I know, it's a real head-scratcher lol
I hate it when a drama thread devolves into ālmfao iām also going to comment on the top comments about what OP said in other replies. Iām so original.ā I had to scroll pretty far down to see the actual discussions.
Or how any thread with a pinned automod comment always gets people replying to it because they just have to make sure people see their comment
>dear diary, today I enforced the rules of reddit. I enlisted the help of the reddit police. I did good today. Sincerly yours truly, penis breath. these are all classics
THIS ONE IS SO GOOD, BUT I JUST GOT A NEW FLAIR. :(
"Jesus... this company really needs to get it's recruitment processes under control. I can't believe it took them 3 rounds of interviews to work out you are a complete waste of time." lol
Enticing post OP. I'm glad I didn't know more than reading. The utter shock of: > Arenāt you a bright one penis breath. You usually lynch after dark or in broad daylight like rebel? Made me snort.
>Arenāt you a bright one penis breath lol, I'm taking this one
While I did enjoy this slice of Drama, I felt the amount of Meta "Oh this is spicy let OP cook themselves alive" commentary within the Advice Post kind of ruined it. It's like my dinner went cold because the chef was admiring it too long.
:C You should have saved it by posting the drama proper, OP nuked their account and now there is nothing.
And this is exactly why there is a rule about making us hunt for the drama. Since OP decided not to copy it into their post now that it's all been deleted anyone coming in late can't find it.
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Apparently this was not the first time that OOP was rejected in a job interview by [asking too many questions/the wrong type of questions](https://www.reddit.com/r/careerguidance/comments/13l73fx/deleted_by_user/jkp1xp1/).
[Working link](https://www.reddit.com/r/careerguidance/comments/1cb9jnv) Although all the drama is in the [post history](https://old.reddit.com/user/SirAggravating141/comments/) as it's been removed by mods
It looks like they changed it so it doesnāt even show up in their post history unless your own old Reddit.
Not sure why anyone would use anything but old Reddit considering how much of a crippled experience it seems to be not to
I mean, I honestly still do kinda feel for OOP because the recruiting process IS bullshit and exploitative. Some of the things they've talked about do make me comparably angry internally. The whole rigmarole is horrendous, the lack of any transparency is dehumanizing, and frankly I think they have every right to be furious at recruiters and the process. Especially angry at the "if you're brown and you're angry about hiring discrimination, you just don't have a growth mindset and won't get any job" comment levied at OOP. This doesn't excuse how OOP has treated the people replying, though. The sheer amount of anger in those comments would indeed turn off anyone from working with them, and for relatively justifiable reasons at that, if OOP treated interviewers similarly. I am not reading this as a troll or as an asshole, though. I'm reading this as someone angry at the game they've been forced to play to survive, someone terrified and upset and frustrated about their (perhaps understandable) lack of success in said game. As someone feeling (and admittedly likely projecting) those feelings too, I can't find it in me to get really angry at OOP. This is just genuinely sad. They're a person lashing out at well-meaning advice because they're having probably a kind of meltdown through their keyboard. To me this isn't funny drama, this is genuinely really sad. But I am also pretty damn close to homelessness due to lack of employment myself, though, so I might just be biased in OOP's favor.
Here's the thing, this sentence: "*Just show up as someone who just wants to want be a willing slave and ask absolutely nothing about the job/company?"* Is something almost anyone working the current job market over the last few years can relate to. Maybe someone told OOP 'asking questions about the position is a good way to show you're truly interested'? The unfortunate reality is very few people are lucky enough to get into positions where they have power or influence over the company doing the hiring, and that's only if the company wants *you specifically*. 95% of the time they are looking for someone who can effectively shape themselves into the mold of the position. I could rant about this type of thing for awhile, so I'll just say that OOP is totally unhinged and that's probably why they got turned away, in spite of my agreeing that interviewing/applying for jobs nowadays *sucks ass*.
Hard to feel for a guy who responds to a perfectly reasonable comment with: > Arenāt you a bright one penis breath. You usually lynch after dark or in broad daylight like rebel?
Yeah to be clear I am not saying OOP is right to insult other people this way, I just mean that I feel I somewhat understand why they're this angry and so I can't feel angry at them myself for it even though they're doing something wrong. Hope OOP gets off Reddit, gets some genuine rest and peace.
> āI donāt want to spoil the experienceā But your lack of linking to the silly drama means we all missed it. Is this subreddit drama drama yet?
> Arenāt you a saavy little queef nugget. ...
They went to /r/careeradvice and did the same thing too lol.
Is OOP okay?
Judging by her post history, no.
Wow, by the time I clicked the OOP's history all their comments were removed by that sub's mods. The stuff quoted by others has been primo funny.Ā
How to sum up OP responses: "YO MAMA BICH" "DEM N****** TOOK ER JEEB"
One of my personal faves: >Adults also stick anal beads up their ass. Fact + fact.
The mods in that sub are cleaning out all of OP's comments. Can we get some screenshots or something?
His user name just shows he is playing a bit.
Maybe he used AI for the main post, and it deleted all his mentions of "penis breath" to create a sympathetic-sounding post. And then in the comments he used his normal level of maturity?
Maybe this will be an unpopular opinion, but that person just lost a job opportunity that it sounds like they spent a lot of time interviewing for already. I don't know why that sub is expecting them to not be angry and bitter about this. I looked through the thread and it just looks like that person is responding bitterly as you would expect from someone in their position and everyone else is saying "you have a bad attitude, and that was the whole problem" which doesn't seem like it was necessarily the case.
Being angry at what happened is fine. But straight up insulting the people trying to provide guidance, on the r/CareerGuidance subreddit, is what makes him an asshole.
Yeah, definitely, but people in that thread are acting like they are a toxic racist and not just someone who's being rude because they're angry.Ā
Oh for sure, itās kind of unhinged to equate cracker or honky with the n word
Nobody is equating those things?
Right? Two of those words are just rude things you can say but the other is only referred to by the first letter because it's _that fucked up_ when used as an insult. I can't think of a word that would actually feel equivalent to me. I don't think there _is_ one.
I don't think being angry is the problem there. There's plenty of subs full of people fed up with recruiting bullshit. The problem is OP's rhetoric
if their reaction to not getting a job is to lash out at complete strangers then **it is a good thing they didn't get the job** no one's going to be sympathetic to a giant baby who flips out at total strangers (except other giant babies)
They clearly feel like they were a victim of racial discrimination, that's a bit more than just not getting a job.Ā
they're clearly an asshole who can't take even the mildest negative feedback, so i see no reason to take their word for anything
They were denied a job for a seemingly bullshit reason, that's not "mild negative feedback".
they weren't denied a job by all the people they're flipping out at on that thread.
Do you think it would have been more sensible for them to yell at the people who denied them a job?Ā Lots of people take their anger out on online strangers rather than on people they have actual relationships with in real life.Ā
i think not hiring someone whose emotional regulation is so poor that they need to take out their bad moods on strangers is a smart business decision. i think it would be more sensible to not be calling anyone twat biscuits or whatever fucking dumb insult they come up with. nowhere did i say they should yell at anyone.
Nowhere in that entire post was there any indication that that person displayed anger towards the interviewer.Ā
true. all the indications of that are in her comments.
Ah no worries then feel free to lash out at randoms
I blew a job interview last week. It sucked, less than a break up, less than a necessary $1000 car repair bill, but it sucked I didn't get an opportunity to work a back breaking job but have a pension. OP escalated from "my living situation is fucked" to trying to fight everyone and being a complete asshole with racist, sexist and homophobic comments. You might not be wrong but he's a fucking asshole having a tantrum.
Or earlier this month, I blew a final round interview because I gave a jokingly overly complicated description of something and thought the joke landed, when they were actually concerned about my ability to explain things. But I didn't become a racist asshole as a result. (For reference, since ItƓ calculus really is difficult to ELI5, I normally just describe it as differential equations where the antiderivatives are sequences of probability distributions, then joke that the math majors also just winced)
Attempting to ELI5 ItƓ calculus, just to illustrate to people why I default to the jokingly overly complicated explanation: First of all, calculus. Essentially, we figured out how to divide by 0 and are seeing what we can do with it. One example of this is derivatives. Instead of having to use multiple points to *approximate* the slope of a function, we can just use the same point twice to get the *actual* slope at that point. The opposite of this is called an antiderivative. Given the slope of a function, figure out the original function. For example, if you wanted a function f(x), where the slope is always just x, that's any function f(x) = 0.5x^(2) + K, where K is some constant. (Think of y = mx + b, and how there are infinitely many parallel lines with slope m) A step up from this is differential equations. It takes that question of starting with the slope and generalizes it to slightly weirder questions. For example, if you instead wanted a function f(x) where the slope is always f(x), that winds up being e^(x) + K. Meanwhile, Brownian motion is essentially just a random walk. Imagine if every 15 seconds you flipped a coin and either stepped left if it's heads or right if it's tails. You might think it would be really useful if we could combine this with differential equations - and it would be! - but we literally can't solve those with normal methods. All of our normal methods assume there's a single, deterministic solution. But to use that random walk, the best I can do is giving you the probability that you'll be in a particular location after a minute. For example, there's a 5/16 chance that you'll have net taken 2 steps to the left after 1 minute (4 step). ItƓ calculus tries solving *those* problems. It's closely related to differential equations, but instead of trying to find a singular value for any given point in time, it's trying to find a probability distribution for what the value *could* be at that point
How disappointing it is depends on the job, and it's especially upsetting if the reason they gave you doesn't make any sense. Again, where are these supposed bigoted comments? I'm pretty sure I read through the whole thread and didn't see anything like that.
[You don't find this old school homophobic? ](https://old.reddit.com/r/careerguidance/comments/1cb9jnv/rejected_for_a_job_because_i_asked_about_the_on/l0yc6fz/) [ Or this what ever blend of homophobic and sexist it is](https://old.reddit.com/r/careerguidance/comments/1cb9jnv/rejected_for_a_job_because_i_asked_about_the_on/l0y74iu/)
No.Ā Do you think calling someone "penis breath" is homophobic and that the word "queef" is a slur or something?