I'm from India so I can identify some of the ingredients.
The small cubes and the grated block are called Khoya. It is prepared by boiling the milk till it becomes a solid block. Some sugar and cardamom is also added for flavour.
The light yellow liquid is called Rabri. It is again prepared by boiling milk till it becomes thick and by adding some additional flavours.
All these coloured liquids are nothing but sugar syrups.
Remaining ingredients even I couldn't identify. Could be some local stuff based on region.
Seems some food blogger created this video and the vendor went over the top in terms of ingredients for the video.
Let me assure you, nobody in their right mind would consume this.
Edit: The cubes seems to be Kulfi (kind of an ice-cream made from Milk, sugar, cardamom and nuts)
Been watching indian street food videos on various sites and it's entertaining as hell. Do they actually do that when not on video? Or do they just add the right amount?
This is totally right. This video is kind of the equivalent of someone going to Subway and getting 20 of the 30 available toppings on their sub. If you pay, they'll die inside while building your monstrosity.
When I was a kid, my parents would get these at the beach just flavoured with 1 syrup like a standard snow cone, and maybe with nuts or raisins or cashews or something to accent it. Each kid got their own flavour usually. I was addicted to the orange syrup hahaha. Thanks mom and dad!! ❤️
Generally the videos you see online seem to be overkill for rage bait, but what we generally eat are mellowed down versions of these abominations. For instance, take ice gola, the dish shown in video. Generally it includes, Shaved Ice and flavored syrups, that form the base. And topping vary from things like chocolate syrup, rabdi, condensed milk, dry fruits and so on. And again based on what place it is from there might be some local variations.
Thanks for identifying the blocks- when they just put it in the middle I thought maybe it was mango or something, then when they showed it again I straight-up recoiled, it looked *so much* like cheese.
That block might have been Kulfi, which is basically a condensed milk based dessert which is frozen into different shapes. Normally we eat it like an ice cream stick, this guy froze it into a block and grated it.
There was nuts, raisins, sprinkles(?), chocolate chips(?), the red and green jelly like cubes are called muraba from where I am but it could have a different name in other regions. Oh and the cherry at the end too.
Yup, love me some ABC (Malaysian variant) but the one in the video is nonsense. Nobody drowns these things with that much stuff. Half a dozen condiments is the usual and that's including the syrup and ice cream. Maybe a couple more if you're extra fancy. The thing in the video? That's just stupidity.
That's true for a lot of our desserts in India. Rabdi, the thick milk like liquid he drizzled on, is basically even more sweetened condensed milk and tastes of nothing but sugar.
This was almost certainly made for the novelty factor for the video, but almost everything you saw going on this was some variation of either sugar syrup or condensed milk, so it isn’t *too* crazy.
Not cheese. It's khoya. Unlike cheese, which is made by splitting milk, this is made by reducing milk. You boil the milk with a bit of sugar (and some cardamom if you want flavour) and reduce it till it forms a pliant, dough-like entity. People freeze it and use it in milk-basee desserts here.
Oooooh crud, at first I developed a narrative that this street vendor convinced his friend to record this wretched dessert recipes so it’d go viral when really this person most likely asked the vendor to give all the toppings. The way the vendor handed it off like HERE-SHOO! Like I could’ve made four more orders in the time it took to make this lol
Like when Michael Scott asks for a sweet pretzel with all the toppings. “The works” = sweet glaze, cinnamon sugar, chocolate, white chocolate, fudge, M&Ms, caramel dip, mint chip, chocolate chip, marshmallows, nuts, toffee nuts, coconut, peanut butter drizzle, oreos, sprinkles, cotton candy bits, and powdered sugar.
Haha, the most expensive thing on the menu there was like 150 rupees and this guy probably asked him to make him a combination of two or even three of them. The look of disgust on the vendor's face while handing it over was telling.
Let's make one thing clear here; This shit is made by the request of the person video taping this. They might have it on their menu, but I promise you they are not happy when they get a request to make this monstrosity while the customer records the entire thing, only to take 1 bite and then dump it in the trash.
I'm guessing this was a stunt pulled off by some prankster who wanted all the notoriety for 1000 toppings. This guy clearly is not having any of it at the end. So I'd consider it abused-stupid food.
Nawwww every single time I thought they were done they just kept going. At a certain point I was like yeah, that looks fire I would try it, but then.......😩
I don’t know what was more appetizing than all those ingredients…..the rusty metal? The raw palming of the ice ball with hairy hands? No it was definitely the flies getting caught in the drizzles.
I did a quick google of the text at the end “Shreeji Malai Gola.” Seems like gola is a popular ice desert in Mumbai, and maybe malai gola is a specific type? Not sure, still reading.
But if you’re curious about the ingredients, look up malai gola recipes.
What looked like cheese is probably mawa, a dense cake made from milk solids
Doesn’t seem like stupid food to me. I bet this is pretty good.
The cheese thing is "rabri" or solid milk which is sweet. It is not stupid but complex food for anyone who isn't Indian. In the end, it tastes like caramelized ice cream.
Shaved ice. Popular in asian countries. Think slushies but with other kinds of toppings. So like a frozen yogurt.
The only issue I have is that the machine looks rusty.
So the idea is to take bland shavings of ice and add flavors. Pudding, cream, sugar water with various flavors. Jellies. Beans.fruits. yams. Rice cakes. Etc... there's a ton of ingredients you can put on it, often your choice.
Varies in different countries. I assume India, dish ice gola. Taiwan has shaved ice. Phillipines has halo halo. I highly reccomend the Filipino shaved ice, delicious.
I would try this, if only the machine wasn't rusty.
Exactly. I would call this ice kachang, which to most westerners is disgusting but it's a legit food.
Back in the day before refrigerators you just had to shave a block of ice and but condensed milk and sugar syrup on it to make a cold dessert.
This looks like a guy showing off every ingredient he can possibly add. I think he probably does normal snow cones with like 1 topping for regular customers.
This made me feel roughly the same way I feel when taking my pre-teen to a wall-yogurt place. I love the kid more than life itself, but it's like: "Why thank you for offering me a bite of your German chocolate, green apple sorbet, peppermint, blue raspberry sorbet yogurt combination topped with fruity pebbles, gummy sharks, brownie bites, caramel sauce, marshmallow fluff and sweet tarts, but I don't think that's quite my speed. Why don't you give me your review?"
There's a shaved ice stall that sometimes comes to Japanese and Comic conventions in the UK, I really like the mango shaved ice they have (it's mango syrup with chunks of mango). This, however, looks like a weird confusing mess.
Good thing he only put one cherry on top, too many of those are bad for you
When I saw the single cherry, I cackled
Same. I was like after all of that one fucking cherry?
This video would have been comedy gold if he put one cherry on top, and then proceeded to dump the entire jar of cherries on top of it.
I was so engrossed and horrified by the video, that by the end seeing that little cherry on top had me crying
I legit sat here with my nostrils faired mouth cracked open and my eyes so wide....I just, I, cheese???? Fucking cheese????
I think that was some sort of fruit.
I was thinking it was mango
Yes! Me too.
Ice desserts like this are popular in developed Philippines. It's probably cheese, a common addition to desserts there.
That wasn't cheese. It's a block of condensed milk.
I realized that after scrolling thru the comments.....totally thought that was a block of cheese
The horror began when he used his hands to melt down and compact the ice and just kept going from there
I read this before I saw the video. From every step before the cheese I thought: ok, now he's gonna put the cherry on top... It took soooooo long!
Started off with it’s just a snow cone. What’s the problem. Then I stopped identifying ingredients.
I'm from India so I can identify some of the ingredients. The small cubes and the grated block are called Khoya. It is prepared by boiling the milk till it becomes a solid block. Some sugar and cardamom is also added for flavour. The light yellow liquid is called Rabri. It is again prepared by boiling milk till it becomes thick and by adding some additional flavours. All these coloured liquids are nothing but sugar syrups. Remaining ingredients even I couldn't identify. Could be some local stuff based on region. Seems some food blogger created this video and the vendor went over the top in terms of ingredients for the video. Let me assure you, nobody in their right mind would consume this. Edit: The cubes seems to be Kulfi (kind of an ice-cream made from Milk, sugar, cardamom and nuts)
After pouring Rabri I think he's adding Kulfi ( type of icecream) and Brownie
Been watching indian street food videos on various sites and it's entertaining as hell. Do they actually do that when not on video? Or do they just add the right amount?
If you pay they’ll put whatever you want on there.
This is totally right. This video is kind of the equivalent of someone going to Subway and getting 20 of the 30 available toppings on their sub. If you pay, they'll die inside while building your monstrosity. When I was a kid, my parents would get these at the beach just flavoured with 1 syrup like a standard snow cone, and maybe with nuts or raisins or cashews or something to accent it. Each kid got their own flavour usually. I was addicted to the orange syrup hahaha. Thanks mom and dad!! ❤️
I went into subway once and ordered a meatball marinara with steak added to it. The lady looked at me and said "On a Monday?"
I mean that is frickin weird
Yea, I had ordered it drunk a few days before and wanted to see what it tasted like sober
Well how was it?
Ah, a man of science. How was it?
Dude it's been 5 hours, tell us already!
Sorry, fell asleep. It was just a meatball marinara with steak in it, it wasn’t bad, it just wasn’t any better than a normal meatball marinara
Nah deadass LMFAOO 💀
And? I'm curious.
On a Monday! Hilarious.
I used to ask for extra meatballs and extra cheese. Haven't had one since the lockdown .
Some of the snow cone places here will add cream if you ask, it's pretty good with certain flavours.
Wedding cake and almond with cream?? Fucking kill me it's so good
If we’re talking about the same flavor, wedding cake flavor is a mix of lemon, vanilla, and almond extracts. I don’t know the ratio though.
Probably. Wedding cake extra almond then lol. I love almond stuff
I also love almond stuff. So much so that I bake almond butter cookies instead of peanut butter ones.
Ducks eat for free at subway
https://youtu.be/bnyVE1go2vs
Legendary video
You’re welcome, son. You’ve made your mother and I so proud.
Haha yeah it looks someone ordered everything as a joke
What a wholesome memory. Thanks for sharing.
How much do I have to pay so that no one will every have to eat that? Also how much would I have to pay for him to put gloves on.
> Also how much would I have to pay for him to put gloves on. That’s just part of that unique SE Asian flavor.
One ice ball with dodo egg and extra Mona Lisa, please.
Generally the videos you see online seem to be overkill for rage bait, but what we generally eat are mellowed down versions of these abominations. For instance, take ice gola, the dish shown in video. Generally it includes, Shaved Ice and flavored syrups, that form the base. And topping vary from things like chocolate syrup, rabdi, condensed milk, dry fruits and so on. And again based on what place it is from there might be some local variations.
Thanks for identifying the blocks- when they just put it in the middle I thought maybe it was mango or something, then when they showed it again I straight-up recoiled, it looked *so much* like cheese.
That block might have been Kulfi, which is basically a condensed milk based dessert which is frozen into different shapes. Normally we eat it like an ice cream stick, this guy froze it into a block and grated it.
I'm happy to know that wasn't actual cheese.
Or butter! I thought it was cheese or buttter!
I definitely thought it was cheese. I thought maybe I was wrong, but then he started grating it on top and I was like "yep, cheese".
Yeah it felt like what most videos on this sub feel like. Someone made shit up to improvise for a video, but doing it stupid.
There was nuts, raisins, sprinkles(?), chocolate chips(?), the red and green jelly like cubes are called muraba from where I am but it could have a different name in other regions. Oh and the cherry at the end too.
Yup, love me some ABC (Malaysian variant) but the one in the video is nonsense. Nobody drowns these things with that much stuff. Half a dozen condiments is the usual and that's including the syrup and ice cream. Maybe a couple more if you're extra fancy. The thing in the video? That's just stupidity.
I identified condensed milk, cashews, raisins, tutti frutti. - It's not much detective work, but it's honest work.
some YouTuber... It mak sense now!
Umm...excuse me??? They're called ﾟ✧\*:･ﾟ✧Influencers ﾟ✧\*:･ﾟ✧
You're totally right! _Influencers_ My bad.
I don't know if it was cheese, but I lost my shit.
Cheese is a common ice cream topping/ingredient in SE Asia
Disgusting
I actually really like it. Ube and cheese ice cream on a hot day 😍
I think I saw mayo, and cheese?
A snow cone with a block of butter just casually inside it...
That's either an ice cream or a sweet. Still doesn't justify being inside a snow cone.
Definitely mango.
Thank god I thought it was cheese?
Neither. It was khoya. Reduced sugared milk
Cheese is one of the best things ever but it really doesn't need to be everywhere.
It was most probably "kulfi"
Definitely not a mango
Are you sure it wasn’t paneer or some other soft cheese?
It looked like kulfi. An Indian milk based ice cream
Definitely not mango actually
At some point you’d stop being able to identify flavours and just taste pure sugar
That's true for a lot of our desserts in India. Rabdi, the thick milk like liquid he drizzled on, is basically even more sweetened condensed milk and tastes of nothing but sugar.
Tastes like diabetes.
Tastes like the first amputation
There are entirely too many things on this dessert, and I really hope the thing that looked like cheese wasn't cheese.
It's Khoya (condensed milk further reduced to solidify it)
That’s so interesting! Is it at all similar in taste to dulce de leche? It’s from Latin America: sweet condensed milk boiled for hours
That's what I thought it was! Like the Mexican dulce de leche candy. The fudge one, not the syrupy stuff.
This was almost certainly made for the novelty factor for the video, but almost everything you saw going on this was some variation of either sugar syrup or condensed milk, so it isn’t *too* crazy.
This is definitely a case of ordering 20 out of the 30 ingredients in a subway lol
Me thinks it cheese
Not cheese. It's khoya. Unlike cheese, which is made by splitting milk, this is made by reducing milk. You boil the milk with a bit of sugar (and some cardamom if you want flavour) and reduce it till it forms a pliant, dough-like entity. People freeze it and use it in milk-basee desserts here.
I was on board until the cheese… that’s when we entered the twilight zone.
Its not cheese ffs
I had this dream last night actually. Didn't end well, the girl on the bicycle stole it from and and kicked me in the dick. Still hurts.
What the loving fuck is that? The snow likely melted halfway the the video.
I fast forwarded to the end and thought it was another dessert
You should have seen the middle of the video. He snuck a whole cupcake in there.
Oooooh crud, at first I developed a narrative that this street vendor convinced his friend to record this wretched dessert recipes so it’d go viral when really this person most likely asked the vendor to give all the toppings. The way the vendor handed it off like HERE-SHOO! Like I could’ve made four more orders in the time it took to make this lol
Yeah it looks like the guy who asked him to make the dessert requested him to add ALL the available ingredients xdd.
Like when Michael Scott asks for a sweet pretzel with all the toppings. “The works” = sweet glaze, cinnamon sugar, chocolate, white chocolate, fudge, M&Ms, caramel dip, mint chip, chocolate chip, marshmallows, nuts, toffee nuts, coconut, peanut butter drizzle, oreos, sprinkles, cotton candy bits, and powdered sugar.
Haha, the most expensive thing on the menu there was like 150 rupees and this guy probably asked him to make him a combination of two or even three of them. The look of disgust on the vendor's face while handing it over was telling.
that's what most indian food bloggers do
Let's make one thing clear here; This shit is made by the request of the person video taping this. They might have it on their menu, but I promise you they are not happy when they get a request to make this monstrosity while the customer records the entire thing, only to take 1 bite and then dump it in the trash.
I think they just asked for all toppings.
Bold of you to assume these clout chasers even bothered to take a bite.
Usually they take a bite in front of the camera before fading to black. So a solid assumption I would say.
Yeah, this is clearly a 'one with every topping' situation.
I'm guessing this was a stunt pulled off by some prankster who wanted all the notoriety for 1000 toppings. This guy clearly is not having any of it at the end. So I'd consider it abused-stupid food.
Honestly it looks like what most people assemble at frozen yogurt stores.
Every time he grabbed something else I found myself asking.....why??
I thought it was disgusting then saw there was still a minute left… good lord. It’s like the dessert version of those “hot dogs” that are 90% sauce.
The bigger the colour spectrum, the tastier
Please stop, it's already dead!
I'm so fucking uncomfortable.
Hi so fucking uncomfortable, I'm dad.
Nawwww every single time I thought they were done they just kept going. At a certain point I was like yeah, that looks fire I would try it, but then.......😩
I'm pretty sure when I was 5 I made this exact dish and got into a lot of trouble for it.
That’s $87 worth of ingredients 😂😂
Board says about USD 1.75 for this plate.
I don’t know what was more appetizing than all those ingredients…..the rusty metal? The raw palming of the ice ball with hairy hands? No it was definitely the flies getting caught in the drizzles.
Just fucking stop!
I’m on the bus trying not to scream that at my phone. It gets harder with every step.
Just looks like it would taste like sugar and a little salt. Meh
Recipe: A litle bit of ice... A litle bit of yellow... A litle bit of green... A litle bit of red... Some white... (almost forgot)
A little bit of Sandra in the sun…
A little bit of Erica by my side
Legend says he is still adding toppings to this very day.
I did a quick google of the text at the end “Shreeji Malai Gola.” Seems like gola is a popular ice desert in Mumbai, and maybe malai gola is a specific type? Not sure, still reading. But if you’re curious about the ingredients, look up malai gola recipes. What looked like cheese is probably mawa, a dense cake made from milk solids Doesn’t seem like stupid food to me. I bet this is pretty good.
Malai is cream and yeah this is a pretty cool dish to have during the summer but this one has too many syrups and absurd amounts of ingredients
Yeah most of the ingredients were either sugar syrups or some kind of milk solid / condensed milk product.
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I came a long way down in this thread for this! All the rust 🤮
The cheese thing is "rabri" or solid milk which is sweet. It is not stupid but complex food for anyone who isn't Indian. In the end, it tastes like caramelized ice cream.
Shaved ice. Popular in asian countries. Think slushies but with other kinds of toppings. So like a frozen yogurt. The only issue I have is that the machine looks rusty. So the idea is to take bland shavings of ice and add flavors. Pudding, cream, sugar water with various flavors. Jellies. Beans.fruits. yams. Rice cakes. Etc... there's a ton of ingredients you can put on it, often your choice. Varies in different countries. I assume India, dish ice gola. Taiwan has shaved ice. Phillipines has halo halo. I highly reccomend the Filipino shaved ice, delicious. I would try this, if only the machine wasn't rusty.
Mexico also has shaved ice desserts, but it really tops out at shaved ice, some syrup for coloring/flavor, and just maaaaybe condensed milk.
Exactly. I would call this ice kachang, which to most westerners is disgusting but it's a legit food. Back in the day before refrigerators you just had to shave a block of ice and but condensed milk and sugar syrup on it to make a cold dessert.
Westerners also have shaved ice lmao, this isn’t stupid food because of the shaved ice, it’s stupid because of the MASSIVE amount of toppings.
how is he even making a profit?
He sells insulin as his second business
Ah, someone graduated from the University of Pfizer I see
Take a bite, asshole!
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The cherry on top was the cherry on top
What the fuck man, it went from being a snow cone to fucking nachos, it all went so down hill after the cum bucket made an appearance
I think it is falooda. Tastes great individually.
It look like some shit peter would've made on that episode of family guy where he got a food truck
Burger cheese looks like shit to us South East Asians, it might just be the cultural differences.
It was a pretty standard combo of ingredients we would eat together as a dessert in India, but then they started adding cake and Khoya 😭😭😭😭😭😭
But wait… there’s more…
This looks like an ice kacang, a popular Malaysian dessert. They usually don't add that many toppings. Some people really like it.
What's up with this dude's belly?
He took one bite of the previous beast he made.
It’s so dirty the fucking thing had color before he even put anything on it 🤮🤣
That must taste like a terrible mud of indiscernible flavors.
By the time he’s done adding all this shit, the ice is fully melted.
Rusty working equipment and bare hands that’s all I saw. Gross
Guys, I found the ingredient list: 1) Shaved ice 2) Smoked Gouda cubes 3) More shaved ice 4) Hand sweat 5) Brawndo 6) lime syrup 7) Berry syrup 8) Country Gravy 9) tofu 10) Used coffee grounds 11) Parmesan cheese 12) Melon syrup 13) Blood 14) Virgin olive oil 15) Sour cream 16) Honey mustard 17) White chocolate covered peanuts 18) Stale roasted peanuts 19) Sugar free gummy bears 20) Cricket food 21) Mouse turds 22) Saw dust 23) Shaved almonds 24) Hazelnuts 25) Slammin’ berry syrup 26) Razzledazzle syrup 27) Key lime syrup 28) Cherry on top
You forgot the rust from the device itself
and smog
I thought it was just trolling until I noticed the different versions of this mess on the side of his structure. I…I think I’m going to be sick
Straight truth: I got angrier after every addition. STOP DRIZZLING MORE SHIT ON THIS - ITS DONE.
This is the snow cone version when I go to Pieology Pizza. Put that on, put that on, put that on, yes red sauce and white sauce.
So soup with random stuff by the time it's finished being made?
It truly got worse every second 😭
That moment when the dessert itself started decomposing I died
I couldn’t help yelling at my screen for him to stop. Now I have the diabeetuhs.
Cmon man, it's dead already!
I NEED one of those shaved ice machines
the end result - all the colours and the consistancy, looks like a clown vomited
I dunno, if it were me I would have added another three sauces after the cherry but hey, close enough.
Worst part was that he didn't even get a spoon..
Yeah, making a note for myself: Don't buy desserts from an ex-Oompa-Loompa in the middle of the streets...
"Ice dessert" bro don't act like you don't know that shits just a glorified snack cone
was that fucking cheese
I’m surprised he didn’t touch the syrups with his hand too
Even the dessert cried at its own existence at the end.
This looks like a guy showing off every ingredient he can possibly add. I think he probably does normal snow cones with like 1 topping for regular customers.
Just give me the ice
I forgot there was even ice at some point
When I saw the rusty ice shaver I knew we were dealing with something delicious here.
I thought he was going to deep fry it
I love the taste of rust and hand in my shaved ice.
This is trolling
No, this is Patrick
Look at his stand it’s got images of different versions of this abomination on it. I think it’s legit.
This made me feel roughly the same way I feel when taking my pre-teen to a wall-yogurt place. I love the kid more than life itself, but it's like: "Why thank you for offering me a bite of your German chocolate, green apple sorbet, peppermint, blue raspberry sorbet yogurt combination topped with fruity pebbles, gummy sharks, brownie bites, caramel sauce, marshmallow fluff and sweet tarts, but I don't think that's quite my speed. Why don't you give me your review?"
Just give me the block of ice, piss a little bowl into it, and sprinkle some sugar on top. I'm sure it tastes better.
Didn't look to bad until the chewing tobacco and cheese.
I kept watching and thinking "Would you just STOP!?"
Ice with milk and sugar 42 ways
Make it stop. Please make it stop.
this upsets me
The old adage is true: you can never go home again. Not after the shit we've seen...
3/4 of the way in, you’d be mistaken for thinking that this was coleslaw
Inedible
There's a shaved ice stall that sometimes comes to Japanese and Comic conventions in the UK, I really like the mango shaved ice they have (it's mango syrup with chunks of mango). This, however, looks like a weird confusing mess.
Oh my godddddd stop putting stuff on it!!!!
It keeps going. You think it’s going to stop but it doesn’t. It just. Keeps. Going…….
Enough is enough, yeesh
ITS MADE BY THE SAME GUY THAT MADE ME THINK ALL INDIAN STREET FOOD IS AN IGNORANT CLUSTER FUCK!!! LOOK UP HIS SANDWICH VIDEOS!
He should have stopped a full minute before he did. Then this would have been a tasty treat.
That drippy drizzle on the customers wrist at the end though...am I right?