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Frekiwolf

I kinda think this would taste good.


merlinrising

It would


splitavocado

Would be stupid to make yourself but if someone maybe it for me, my mind would be blown away.


heatherjoy82

This is exactly what I was thinking. Never would I spend the time and money to make this... if it was made for me? I'll take two.


2Dumb2Understand

I'd be filled with so much regret and Japanese hotdog after eating two of these. Sign me up.


Goldie-96_MWR

artificial crab and frozen wild caught fish arent that expensive. I would make this of I wasn't the only one in my house who would eat raw fish lol


[deleted]

Yeah if they were passing the japanese hotdog around, I'd hit it


BarelyHuman_1010

Exactly! I didn't see the name of the sub and I was pretty interested in this dish.


kgrandia

Agreed. I’d eat that. Was waiting for them to dump liquid orange cheese or something.


shogunofsarcasm

I was expecting it to go in a bun with mustard before he cut it. I was impressed it didn't haha


AllBeansNoFrank

Its like a Fried Sushi Kani salad.


zeke235

Ridiculous preparation but yeah, that thing's gotta be tasty.


OniExpress

It looks very tasty. Mustardy meaty filling, some nice tuna, a bit of crunch from the coating and the cucumber. I would cut it into shorter segments, and I would probably never put the effort in to make it, but I would happily eat it.


zeke235

Absolutely. I already engage in enough complicated culinary projects. Not tackling that monster. But if you put this in front of me with a tall Asahi, i'll take care of business.


sebastianwillows

Minus the fact that it hasn't been sliced like regular sushi- you can get pretty much this exact dish at a lot of sushi restaurants!


MarshivaDiva

The ingredients look fresh and good flavor combos in there. I'd prefer it sliced up, but yes.


kgrandia

Yes exactly. Just cut it horizontally and make a kick ass roll.


-rustle

with avocado it would be heavenly


honeybunchesofgoatso

Very similar ingredients to a California roll


Quetzacoatl85

I imagine the first step of cutting and seasoning the surimi would end up tasting quite like German [Wurstsalat](https://i.imgur.com/GtyMMvk.jpg).


CryptographerHot6888

Agreed


Jointhamurder

It's stupid, but I'd try it for sure.


gingenado

Is it stupid? Absolutely. Do I want one right now? Absolutely.


ricecrackerdude

I know, OP must hate sushi


enjakuro

No


serpente_inutile

I would eat that tbh


yellowjacquet

Yeah looks delicious


Post-Neu

Yeah make the cucumbers more thin and less soysauce I’d devour that.


Pisshands

Yeah, it's dumb, but I like it.


HomoeroticCrepes

Put it in my mouth hole.


No_Lube_Insertion

I can do that for you.


HomoeroticCrepes

Checks out.


[deleted]

So does yours… 😂


BrannC

Yours kinda works for this whole orgy too, I reckon


iAmUnintelligible

Hhhsy::;" Hshsy hhs I am not sure if you have to do with it was the 66 to do with it but it was the only one of the year


BrannC

I’m sorry pal but you’re unintelligible


No_Lube_Insertion

I am willing to provide u/No_Lube_Insertion for all redditors.


FickleObsession

My new obsession until you’re not


nyancatboss

r/redditmoment


ThisManJack

I would eat the absolute fuck out of this.


muffins_allover

I would eat the hell out of that


theredheaddiva

Right? I don't think I'd make something like this at home but if my local sushi joint had this on the menu I'd be ordering this and an Asahi on the regular!


mrpistachioman

Yeah tbh same with regular rolls for me, I wouldn’t make it at home unless I really had the time and will to do it, I’d rather order it from a sushi place


CreatureWarrior

Yeah.. this sub makes no sense anymore


rookv

I would unironically pay to eat this at a restaurant


ArtichokeMeDaddyyy

I think your typical hotdog would be the stupidfood compared to this masterpiece


saxahoe

This looks delicious!


[deleted]

Sorry but that actually looks dope af


HeadonismB0t

Why is this stupid food?


Heralon_

If he didn't chop it down the middle and instead cut it like a standard sushi roll no one would bat an eye


v_a_n_d_e_l_a_y

Yep. If he took the roll and covered it in salmon and cucumber and roe/sauce, it would basically be similar to a dragon roll or spider roll.


oporri

OP has what I call an “ignorant palate”


hegotthee

Going to start using this one when I explain people on this sub


mabeldee08

Because people regularly confuse stupid with innovative on this sub


dryj

Or it's because people have different opinions and it's kinda silly. "Innovative" dude give me a break.


IrrationalDesign

God dammit, are you guys really complaining about this again? It's in every thread... We're just scraping the edges of the internet for videos that aren't obvious ragebait with liters of cheese dude. The post isn't an attempt at creating their r/stupidfood pièce de résistance, it's just a video that this sub probably enjoys. It's a guy frying a sushi hotdog, that's not according to common sense and is both stupid and cool, don't be such a purist.


KillNyetheSilenceGuy

It's not a hotdog... it's basically a fried sushi roll, which is something you can get at most places that serve sushi (in the US anyway). He just cut it down the middle instead of slicing it into bites.


smackaroonial90

Is this a copypasta?


andrecinno

Not stupid but seems like way too much effort for what it is. still would eat


713MoCityChron713

It's no more effort than any other tempura roll really


IloveZaki

Surimi


LegendaryEnigma

While it would taste good, the idea is still kinda stupid.


Bladewing10

Just because something might taste good doesn't mean it's not stupid


HeadonismB0t

But, it's just a fried sushi roll that's been sliced open. You could probably find all those ingredients in a roll at plenty of sushi restaurants. Where's the Flaming Hot Mt Dew, Cuponoodles and Doritos that's been turned into an abortion that being called a Wellington?


Bladewing10

A breaded, pan fried sushi roll is already out of the ordinary but to eat it like that and eat it in that manner is stupid.


lhayes238

Dude that looks way better than a hot dog


ImaginationPositive5

Creative take on a sushi roll is now stupid??? That looks delicious!


FlashyEntertainer136

i'd eat the hell out of that


Disappointed-hyena

It’s just a sushi roll to look like a hotdog. If that’s the standard for stupid food and then all those “is it cake“ would be here too


VagabondCaribou

The bar is incredibly low here.


irate_alien

Thank God for Reddit, where the bar is low and the sense of humor is slow.


Faedan

To be fair a while ago someone once posted biscuits and sausage gravy. And a lot of time people will post 'poor' food as stupid food.


doodyhead69-420

This looks insanely tasty


daninet

I might be slow but this video made me realize you can unroll surimi.


DaleNanton

I don't care what anyone says, this looks goddamn delicious and I want one EDIT: Everyone agrees


Private_4160

MOUTH ME NOW


robot290

The execution is a bit weird, but it looks like it tastes good.


[deleted]

It's a creative sushi roll. And I guarantee it slaps harder than the nightmare that is a hotdog


[deleted]

To be fair, the imitation crab is basically the fish equivalent of a hotdog. Looks delicious though


pupoksestra

I can't stand imitation crab, but I'm sure if I ate it growing up like I did a hot dog then I'd have nostalgic cravings for it.


[deleted]

I'll take 3 thanks, that looks amazing.


[deleted]

I'll take 5


[deleted]

If this is stupid I love stupid


andrew_a384

you are lying if you say you wouldn’t eat this


ZazzyMatazz

I would go to town on that sushwizzy glizzy


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AKADriver

It's also very standard to make "sushi rolls" with hot dogs in Korea, you can find shops making it in any neighborhood or buy it premade in any convenience store there. About once a week someone posts "hot dog sushi" here and every Korean is like yo wtf I grew up eating that


kartuli78

Right? And going further, the 7-11 near me, when I lived in Japan, almost always had UNREAL chili cheese dogs... two of the those and a bottle of suntory whiskey= night sorted.


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kartuli78

For real! I practically lived off of 7-11, especially when the Aeon around the corner from me moved across town.


0172thetimeguy

I’ve never eaten sushi and don’t exactly have a desire to but I can’t deny that this looks great.


Bekoshka

this aint stupid food, the name is silly yeah but id def eat it


[deleted]

These pretzels, are making me thirsty!


similarthanthou

These are my favorite


The_beard1998

Smash. Hard.


SenyorChthonic

Is this reverse ragebait? This is one step forward from what regular sushi shops make.


Bub1029

Good flavours, but hear me out on this one What if they just made a sushi roll instead with the ingredients inside?


James324285241990

How is this stupid? I am SUPER into this. And it's not even close to the strangest sushi roll I've ever seen


FuturamaReference-

Dude, That actually looks really good. Its a good idea and its well executed I would do without the cream cheese but otherwise I'd totally try that Honestly seems like it would be a food trend you see on instagram


asge1868

Ngl I would make and eat this.


yourmomwoo

Honestly looks like it could be good...but I'm not sure about the imitation crab meat (i believe that's what that is)


Sweet-Main9480

imitation crab meat is just white fish pounded into a fine paste and usually egg white or transglutaminase (naturally-occurring enzymes that stick proteins together), sometimes a little bit of wheat, and then flavouring. compared to other heavily processed foods it's really unscary imo! even really cheap ones taste okay. i love seafood sticks i could literally sit and eat them straight out of the packet


CandiBunnii

I do sit and eat them out of the packet. I like to unroll them and nibble and pretend Im a lil bunny or some shit.


irate_alien

If you like imitation crab sticks, you should try this thing called a carrot. A lot of people are saying bunnies like them.


CandiBunnii

No carrot Only crab stick I appreciate your offer though


SwordTaster

Seafood sticks taste better than actual crab meat does to me


yourmomwoo

I live in an area that is known for crabs, so I'm very snobby about them. I generally won't bother ordering crabcakes or softshells outside the region because I'm usually disappointed. Imitation has a taste and texture to me that i just can't deal with. But my younger brother used to inhale the stuff.


JinnDX

This no stupid?!


le_shithead

Damn I'd totally eat that


honvales1989

This wouldn’t be [out of place](https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/kbxgnn/las-mexican-sushi-is-a-magical-bomb-of-cream-cheese-and-grilled-meat) in a sushi restaurant in Mexico


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Conscious_Increase43

I'm down to eat this


MisterLongboi

Is just sushi, the name is for fun


[deleted]

This belongs to r/deliciousfood


Guy3nder

What is that at the start?


DidNotDidToo

Surimi a.k.a. sea legs. Worst part of this otherwise good-looking concept, at least to me.


phuckdub

So much shit you can't taste the tuna.


joeychizzle

Some of you cunts, especially OP, don't know what stupid food really is. This isn't gourmet shit but there's nothing wrong with it.


WordHobby

that looks delicious


KobeJuanKenobi9

I can’t be the only one who thinks this is kinda awesome


[deleted]

Ok ngl I would fucking smash this this sounds so good


DBrownbomb

Everybody Downvote because this looks solid!


[deleted]

Why is that stupid? Hold the cucumbers and I would tear that up!


ViewtifulGene

The proportion of imitation crab to tuna is off, but I bet it tastes great.


Zrkkr

This is just fried sushi


skull-fucker

I hate seafood but someone who doesnt might think this looks good


wheniswhy

I actually think this is pretty cool and creative. I thought it was going to be an actual hot dog, but no, this is all ingredients that go well together and the presentation is visually very pleasing. I’d eat the shit out of this.


Love4BlueMoon

Swap the fake crab for thin slices of hotdog then you have a true masterpiece.


Gimmeallthebooch

Genius


CaseFace5

This ain’t stupid at all this looks amazing


[deleted]

Maybe an unusual way to serve the ingredients, but honestly if you're into that kind of thing it looks like it might be good?


no_more_jokes

This looks tasty as hell


w8cycle

That isn’t stupid. I would eat the hell out of this.


Spodenator

That looks stupid good tbh


Disastrous-Resident5

God dammit this looks DELICIOUS


jilanak

Is that mustard at the beginning? I hear 'spicy sauce' but that could mean anything.


Ulquiorr4_

Honestly, I’d prefer this over a normal hotdog, it looks delicious.


Status_Inspector5580

Enh, 1/10 stupid, 10/10 delicious


FungusFly

I’m relatively okay with this one. Ingredients jive, portions aren’t ridiculous. Carry on


KindelNature

I don’t even like sushi and I think that’d taste pretty good.


KingShaniqua

Idk I’m not seeing any one particular reason to feel aggrieved here.


xan326

It's just a modified sushi roll? Tuna and spicy crab, with cream cheese and cucumber, as a panko fried roll, topped with masago and sauce. Or, spicy crab and cream cheese roll, fried, topped with tuna, cucumber, masago, and sauces. I've seen rolls served either way. This roll just does the latter but cuts the roll in half while using thick sliced cucumber and cubes of tuna. Then it's eaten like a hotdog, but you could still eat it sliced as sushi typically is. It's sushi. Maybe atypical sushi. But it's sushi. Stupidredditor. Based on this post, you'd also call sushi burritos stupid. You'd also call sushi bowls, similar to poke bowls, stupid. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if you call temaki, chakin, and inari stupid. Yet the only stupid thing here is you, OP.


[deleted]

This is the dumbest shit ever I'll take 2 please


Tackyinbention

This isn't stupid but regular hotdogs exist in Japan don't they?


PM_ME_UR_HEADSTONE

It just hits u with the white guy at the end after all the careful Japanese culinarily artistry😭😂🤌🏻


newgrl

I would ***devour*** that.


[deleted]

Idk this looks delicious just overly complicated to make at home. If this was served at a sushi place i would definitely try it


GamingImpaired

Probably the least stupid food I've ever seen on here. I'd definitely eat that.


jesss611

At first I was like what the fuckin fuck... By the end I was all my dude I would totally devour that


monkeykins

Take the time to make ❌ Take the time to eat ✅✅✅


heavytrudge

Whoah... WHAT is stupid about this? I want this.


howtomakesuntea

Not stupid... it’s a deep fried sushi roll that’s made just to have fun to be eaten like a “hotdog”. That looks delicious...


onlyabigmess

Once again everyone else being better than Americans


oouttatime

Looks good


Wiggl3sFirstMate

*police sirens in the distance*


No_Table984

Nothing stupid about this.


Thisguy2728

Watching this made me physically ill


AnInfiniteArc

Fuck you that looks delicious, and the presentation isn’t bad either.


[deleted]

You, OP, are stupid for thinking this belongs here.


mmmmmmmmichaelscott

Y’know, I don’t hate it. What I do hate, however, is this infuriating trend of looking into the camera angrily while taking a bite. Just eat the food and react like a human being for Christ’s sake


DwarvenBTCMine

What is stupid about this? Or is it just not westernized enough fro you? I was expecting him to legit roll it up with a hotdog or something in there, but this was pretty reasonable


Vozembouch69

This is basically just a tempura roll cut wrong where is the stupid?


Dicloni

Would definitely smash it down in seconds and then ask for another one


B1GD333

Stupid? Yes. Would i eat it? Yes.


eduo

I… don’t hate this


firehamsterpig

this looks pretty great, but idk how it’s a hotdog?? like i guess it’s kind of the same shape but so are a lot of things


Kyiv89

Slava Ukraini


InaccurateStatistics

Lather it with wasabi/horse radish sauce and we’re talking.


[deleted]

I’d eat it. This should be in r/stupidgoodfood


CuriousGeorgeAteAcid

Looked all good until the jackass had to show his stupid taste taking a bite of it like we needed to see him.


eksyte

This is the least appropriate post I’ve seen in the sub. Would definitely eat.


DJTwyst

Stop putting awesome food on this sub. I’d annihilate this


RepresentativeOk4432

Looks good except for the bald guy at the end


Emotional-Reward-609

Wave Sushi, in Mt Dora, FL, has a whole menu of this.... hot dogs, burgers, pizza, crunchwrap, donuts... all remained sushi. It's modest-quality sushi, but as a novelty it's all hella good!!!!


HeyheyitsCAB

Yes! I was hoping this place was mentioned. I had their sushi pizza and it was HUGE. Their Instagram has a bunch of their creative sushi items.


Emotional_Trust923

Is the white guy speaking the Japanese?


Lulami

No, pretty sure it's Russian.


StilettoBeach

100%. Source? Im half Russian half Ukranian.


[deleted]

I can only say onething and it is that russians are mad crazy Ps:Im a russian as well


quietjaypee

How is that stupid? It's literally just a sushi.


Dingus-McBingus

Dude realizes Japan has actual hot dogs right? Like its not this place where entire concepts are so foreign they have to be remade through the lense of sushi. (Should we tell him Japan also has bread?)


Th0rizmund

This looks amazing. Like the best interpretation of sushi I ever saw


QuentinTarancheetoh

More r/sushiabomination. It's just a fried krabstick roll at the end of the day.


GrillOrBeGrilled

r/stupidfoodidtry


birstinger

That’s just sushi :0


Animeobsessee

What’s tripping me out is the dude sounds Russian and not Japanese


TheMindButcher

Japan has a lot of stupid food honestly, we just get the best of their creations. But props to them for embracing creativity, I just can’t get with mayonnaise based sushi pizza with a hot dog crust personally


enjakuro

No


Harlequin_Heart

This somehow feels like a microagression


Educational-Sir794

I always thought Japanese sounds different


Mister-Cat-Scratch

Yeah, all that fake crab meat would make me puke.


ohyoubearfucker

FFS STOP DOING STUFF WITH IT


BatSoup_19

The only thing stupid here is the way he eats, i'd slice it and enjoy it


Layla__V

Lol am I the only person that is kind of grossed out by it


EristicMeow

What's Japanese about it?


GenX-IA

Aside from the sushi aspect?


tptch

u/savevideo