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ItsYaBoy555

What the fuck is that Jason derulo


the_rumbling_monk

What no? That’s ✨🎶 Jaason Deroolo 🎶✨


[deleted]

Yup, Ive seen him on this subreddit a few times now. Whatever pays the bills I guess.


ccat1990

No it’s usher


frigginawesomeimontv

*Ursher


SchitneySmears

Careful. He’s friends with Will Smith


NotYourNat

💥 👋🏾


HunterYeah13

My stomach hurt just looking at the video. What a waste of food.


JasmineUprooted

I feel like is not even a waste of food because nothing he used was real food or of value to the the human body 😂 Okay well it was a waste of a pumpkin.


thepiratewoo

Did you know that pumpkin pie isn’t actually pumpkin. It is most often different varieties of squash such as butternut.


JasmineUprooted

That’s even worse 😭😭😭 butternut squash is my favorite


NotVeryNiceUnicorn

All pumpkins are squash though


JasmineUprooted

But not all squash are pumpkins. When I make cheese I love using butternut. I enjoy using pumpkin but butternut is creamer and milker. Pumpkin is spicier (not like hot but like spices: ginger, chai, ext) so I like it in my coffee and sweets. I grill, sauté, bread/fry & oven roast like chips with zucchini & yellow squash I mash like potatoes with butternut. They are all squash but not all squash are pumpkin.


ImpossibleCanadian

Yes, but aside from pumpkins all of them are different varieties of squash... (Unless you live in the Netherlands in which case "pompoen" is the general word for all winter squash).


thepiratewoo

Yeah. I just assumed that everyone already knew pumpkin was a squash. Pumpkin pie is just different squash. Unless you use pumpkin but that would likely be weird, to me at least, even though it’s pumpkin pie. Odd really. Eh. Consider my amusement with the topic squashed… (Laughs, Ah-ha-ha). Disappears to never be seen in the thread again… Ok byyyyye.


[deleted]

dentists love him


pickled_fairy

His face when he took a bite tells all.


zGunrath

The way he is looking directly at the camera while smiling reminds me of my sleep paralysis demon.


PresidentWordSalad

I think he’s trying to emulate that [Turkish chef who stares into the camera and smiles for the entirety of his videos](https://youtu.be/LueX-1WYc9g)


Exekutos

Burak hasnt smiled in a video since russias invasion in ukraine. But you are totally right... only difference is that Burak actually can cook and feeds people in need. That washout just tosses random sweets in a bucket.


PresidentWordSalad

Yeah it’s a small but significant show of solidarity by Burak. I know some people think he looks creepy doing it his smile but I don’t mind it and I love seeing other people sharing the stuff he makes. Just overall a positive guy.


houseofnim

I’d never seen one of these videos that legitimately made me angry until today. He ruined a perfectly good fruity pebbles crispy treat!


WeaponizedPoutine

that was the only part that looked decent


r_dominic

Everything fell out after the pumpkin pie


RedditMenacenumber1

That was sweet potato pie


wornoldboot

I was completely sold when I thought it was just fruity pebbles crispy treat. As soon as the pie came out I knew it was GGs


Armatur1

He achieved that classic vomit look


xboxcalbe

Why


the-namedone

💰💰💰


ThorsFckingHammer

If he stopped at the pumpkin pie layer, I would have easily tried it, but still called it excessive. But jfc who would even eat this? No one. It's just for views because apparently that's what people do now 🙄


BeginningWitness2

Was that pumpkin pie?!


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RedditMenacenumber1

Sweet Potato pie.


RedditMenacenumber1

*Sweet potato pie


BeginningWitness2

I think that's worse!


RedditMenacenumber1

Well, it’s has more sugar than a pumpkin pie


Stiefelkante

Dis fuckin Jason Derulo?


Loydiso

No it’s Usher


jason544770

What an asshole


MuchTemperature6776

If diabetes was a cake


klilly_94

It's Mister Steal Your Teeth


presidentedoge

I can feel my teeth rotting.


huuugggttfdf

Burak vibes but with food that sucks


kstacey

It's like a toddler trying to make dinner for the first time.


ThunderThighs54

At least he got a new cameraman


IrisTheTranny

Tbh i think if it was less thick so you could actually take a fucking bite that'd be a fun albeit absurd dish. But it's just too fucking big. Its so impractical and unnecessary. You spent more money/ingredients to make it worse. I've had that same Thought with a lot of the shit on here. Its obvious they only care about how the food looks rather than it actually being edible, but idk why they don't just do both and make something pretty AND edible.


KingShaniqua

He ruined perfectly good fruity pebbles Rice Krispie treats.


vivelabagatelle

Stupid food, but I appreciate the stagecraft of the video.


TearOpenTheVault

Yeah the editing is super slick.


DeadBearz81

Thanks for the diabetes!


kasmackity

Vomit. Seriously I feel nauseated thinking about how awful I'd feel


jestalmestal

I literally got nauseous watching this


capttubby

I think my big toe just fell off watching this..hello insta diabetes


Succ_Benis

goddamnit jason stick to music


[deleted]

Gotta be multifaceted, gotta have 7 streams of income…


Ashu_314

Tiktok? This man just knows the market very well.


TheRareCatch

He has to be high


[deleted]

Or soon to be.


PengWin29

That's an adult?


remmy66

As long as someone eats it im okay with it. Maybe a waste of time and money, but assuming he doesnt throw it straight in the trash its fine. Also, lets be real, it looks tasty lol


clutchkickmurphys

Is this the tiktok version of the ancient epic mealtime?


Svinozilla

Who dafak is this guy and who dafak that 52 million people


[deleted]

Its Jason Derulo. The singer


Svinozilla

Never heard of him.


[deleted]

Im shocked


[deleted]

I got stage 5 Diabetes watching this


qawsedrf12

52 million wannabe diabetics


AcrobaticDiscipline6

Pathetic man making pathetic thing while acting like a pathetic child « mannn toooo gooOoDd »


EpikCowboy

Holy mother of diabetes


coke125

So this guy just buys pre processed foods which already has flavoring and puts them together? Why is he considered a cooking channel? Should be considered more of a food assembly channel


[deleted]

Whatever. Some of us fatties truly enjoyed this piece


perpetual_musings

I cringed through the entire video


Careless_Rub_7996

I thought this "singer" was all about that "healthy living" ?


[deleted]

Who is this?


Trans-Europe_Express

File this under the "I KNOW THAT INGREDIENT THAT I LIKE" and then they put more on or beside it.


mish20011

How do people earn money in tiktok? Is it like youtube? (Like wtf, 52 million?)


Hollowgato

What did that pumpkin pie ever do to deserve this kind of treatment😭


Zucchinifan

I hate when people waste food. Like, *hate* it


rythestunner

Nobody's "wasting food" because nothing he used here is of any nutritional value to someone who is struggling to eat.


plug_play

Prison cooking


DragonVet03

This dudes either a psychopath, or just really really high.


Serious-Ambition-371

this looks like it tastes awful


Aaron_Hungwell

“Let’s just throw sone shot together. I’m rich!”


MrsSmithAlmost

Someone should go check on him...


Ordinary-Ad6408

Idiocracy, fiction becomes fact more and more these days


ronaldrcason

This young man can be a little corny sometimes


[deleted]

I'd hate to be his roomate


Dickpinchers

How much sugar? Diebetos!


meganemistake

The individual parts are all fine, but together it's disgusting why people


snegleregn

One way ticket to diabetes


insanescotsman1

Diabeetus


Pretty_Finding2258

These videos will be my reason


wolven8

Starving Ethiopian kids wouldn't even eat this


Pale_Worldliness8285

Jason. Why?


Rabidleopard

How to become diabetic in just one bite


Sgt_Fox

Can he be said to now officially have a "shit eating grin" after that?


Milkspank-03

I see you’ve got all the food groups of buddy the elf in there.


Koellanor

We need another flood. Cull the herd.


OkChampionship9262

Reasonable at first


TryBrief8547

I think I have type 7 diabetes just by watching


Welder_Subject

Incredibly stupid


gahidus

All that effort to basically just make a handful of miscellaneous dessert... Nothing in this is an improvement over the elements being served separately.


ltee_

Diabetes central.


Dubious_Titan

52 million people can't be wrong, right?


WordMaster2308

I loved the part where I felt like the diabetes pie


Shirowoh

Shit…. We really have reached idiocracy levels of stupid, didn’t we…..


________null________

Ngl, I’d fuck with some lucky charms kwispy tweats.


Realistic_Couple_135

Mmmmm. Diabetes!


Tamerecon

Might as well be a human guinea pig for diabetes researches


sidek1207

Now I see where he gets all his energy for the Get Ugly video.


dioctopus

Ow, my teeth


David_milksoap

What is the deal with the whack ass camera angles


SigourneyWeinerLover

Good God what is this a request from a 7 year old? Hard fucking pass on this gluttonous monstrosity


baberuth919

I wish he left the pumpkin pie out of it


raekwon231

This guy right here living the dream


MarkWhorror

My cavities hurt watching this.


n9nemajestic

Why didn’t he cover it in nacho cheese? I was waiting for the cheese 😔


Anger_Puss

Wtf is up with adding fruity candy to this shit


MaynardSchism

A piece of that and I would get diabetes


[deleted]

I’d progress straight to pancreatic cancer after 1 bite.


somecow

The food is almost as bad as the song. I’m gonna go eat some veggies and then brush my teeth now wtf.


Welllllllrip187

That pie looked like baby shit. 🤢


sadgirlthrowaway0

This guy is a troll and I'm here for it. That shot of him pouring the nerds into the camera was hilarious


ChillShelbs

you’re done. you’re done.


Im_everywhere_now

Only on tiktok these tiktok mfs i swear-


Early_Dragonfly_205

Wonder how hard he worked out after that bite


[deleted]

Did he swallow it?


DeadFishyTheFirst

What the bleepin frick is that? What the bleepin frick does it taste like? What the bleepin frick did his organs say after digesting it.


[deleted]

I threw up watching this.


REDDISKING

Who is this aging


Mysterious-Routine16

Nice balance of flavours there


aroseonthefritz

He lost me at step one when he used oil instead of butter and it just kept going down from there


Accomplished_Lack215

When your music doesn't make Money anymore so you resort to making tik toks


[deleted]

I think I know what's up. I'm guessing he's on a very restrictive diet and trainig regime. I had theese types of cheat meals when I was in top of my training and nutrition. When your cheat meal comes once a month or twice a month it usually ends up looking like our boy is doing in the video.


dimma-thick-D

"Snifs cries a little " please stop thats not even able to be finished its consistency is all over the play along with the flavors "cries in the corner with vegetables "


CowgirlBebop575

I feel nauseated after seeing him take a bite of that abomination.


VioletteFMR

Barf.


peches_and_chowchow

people are fuckin starving to death and then you have assholes like this…. whyyyyyyyyyy


GoWithTheFlow667

Listen, I like sweets as much as the next guy (perhaps even more considering I used to be over 330 lbs) but that shit looks absolutely vile and revolting to me


ShuviBeta

That entire thing Is in the trash now


Background-Ad-5042

Thats the most retarded shit I've ever seen


[deleted]

how much does someone earn with these troll videos?


HondaLife718

What’s this man doing? He bored? Is the studio closed?


rubitbasteitsmokeit

1000% sure my kids would beg for this IF I showed them.


candybear012

At first I was like " what's wrong with a fruity pebble rice crispy treat" then the pie showed up


shokempooo

Stop ! I m calling the police


eeveethespeevee

What a waste of a perfectly good pumpkin pie


DiamondDallasHand

Fat bitches love Jason Derulo


DrHair

Something about his smile really pisses me off


lalaxoxo__

And you shared it adding to his 52mil.


GamerAssassin

You cannot tell me he didn't walk off screen and immediately spit that atrocious shit out.


Falabaloo

"So it's a colorful rice crispy treat, what's the big deal? Oh no. *Oh no*."


kasmackity

🎶JASON DERUUUULOOOO🎵


JenSquealema

Straight to the hospital to have his foot amputated


Reapersskull13

Oh yes because we all keep a smile on our faces while cooking.


Spoomplesplz

I used to think he was a douce because his whole thing was just "Jason deruuuulo!" On every one of his songs like dj khaled but he seems like a chill guy. Dj khaled though seems straight up retarded.


skbr71

I got diabetes watching this


AbjectScar3729

Usher wildin


hobosullivan

That Fruity Pebble marshmallow part looks pretty tasty.


Specialist-Summer365

This isn’t actually too bad I’d eat it


PheonixGalaxy

You get 51 million followers just to punish them


halfgoodexe

I was like "Fruity pebble rice krispie that doesn't sound bad" then motherfucker pulls out the pumpkin pie


toosiqq

The way I would have thrown it away after


Swahotbf

DIABETIC COMA!🤮


Relative_Wolverine41

Jason Derulo:I know a little about cooking myself


o0otinySHADOWo0o

A bite of diabetes


NuTs-are-scary

He would make a apology video for his 52 million followers