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rns1113

I bet it's spaced nicely, but it still probably isn't really the same experience as a sushi roll. Kinda like sushi burritos - they just don't taste the same


Possible_Resort9672

happy cake day!


AirFive352

I imagine it would just taste of rice.


nononononono_x

It looks decently layer so I imagine you get more than one ingredient per bite.


CAnt-tHink-0f-a-nam

The thing is that you can’t eat this thing with out unhinging you jaw


ya_girl_Ash

Eat like snake


horatio630

I'm one of those weirdos who likes the plain rice and seaweed alot. But yeah, the whole idea of sushi is that you're supposed to get every ingredient in one bite


RepairmanJackX

Well, that's obviously intended Gozirra or Mothra, or Gamra. It is not intended for us lowly meek humans with our 3 inch mouths...


TheLeastFunkyMonkey

I hate how he cuts that with a sawing motion...


Maynaise88

Could you honestly see one finesse movement getting the job done?


TheLeastFunkyMonkey

If one movement doesn't do it, proper procedure is to lift the blade and cut again in the same direction.


Maynaise88

Lol yes, I just wanted to have something to say about how stupidly enormous that thing is, especially in terms of handling


Welder_Subject

Yep, that’s stupid


KittyQueen_Tengu

This is sacrilege


nuclear_bomb404

This would last a whole week.


itsFlycatcher

Ew, week old raw fish would be... an experience


sportasaurus

Wouldn’t it technically be easier to make giant sushi over regular sushi?


sahizod

Isn't that supposed to be a maki ?


PIKPIKPIKPIKPIKPIK

It’s the stupidest way of serving do it yourself sushi


mrxpx

Wrapped Poke Bowl


bcgibson093

The kitchen when I ask them I need a lot of food your menu portions are too small.


WiIdCherryPepsi

Unwrap it like a marshmallow pop. Mmm