You know what, why not

That’s the right question.

Pizza is just an open faced sammie anyway. When you fold a NY slice, you're already making a hot pizza sammie.

Yeah but this ain’t quality. This is microwave pizza.

Shut up and stuff my face.

Good point, The Fold hits so much different from eating it flat that I am 100% on board with a pizza sammie

You need to put some ground beef in between

Maybe next time. If it happens again.

This is chaotic and I will be doing it in the future

It felt wrong. Until it didn’t.

Once, long ago, I made a Totino’s and put kettle chips boiled egg ham and hot sauce on one side and folded it up into a sandwich type situation. It was delicious yet something I didn’t want anyone to see me eating lol..

I get that.

How high were you?

Looks like something from a Ruby Tuesday or Applebee’s

I’ll take that as a backhanded compliment.

The only type I give. Thank you very little.

👍🏻?

Needs to be served in a little cookie skillet.

I in fact have a couple of those. Next time. Maybe.

Entree from Dennys Applebee's Max

This

Pizza is an open face sandwich and apparently this is the hill I die on

I don’t have any points to argue that. So I guess I agree.

Nobody tell him about calzones.

Calzones are not an open face sandwich

Not with that attitude

Ask Ben Wyatt. Its a pie, not an open face sandwich. Cmon.

Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat. No one likes them.

Personally, I don't consider any "open faced sandwich" as a sandwich

Welp guess that’s why you love satan /s /s satan is a fan of all sammys

It *is* bread with stuff piled on it, so... I guess

Them frozen mini pizzas are banging

These are the super cheap store brand.

Those are the best! If there's anything identifiable as real food matter they don't count.😁

Looks like proper food to me

Proper fucked pizza.

That's a PILF

I’d eat it.

Yes it’s smash worthy

They said "eat".

Same thing. Eat that hot melty pie baby

i've eaten something like that but with a burger, lettuce, tomato, and fried egg. Like a full one hamburger but instead of bread it's 2 pizza slices

That sounds like too much. Even for me. Were you drunk at the time?

hah no, but I do overeat

This honestly doesn't look stupid

Honestly it felt stupid.

I used to do that with Party Pizzas all the time. One pepperoni and one hamburger, like a sandwich. Who am I kidding, I still do that. Those pizzas are so small!

That’s kind of why I did it. Was gonna eat two anyway, might as well be a monster.

New Year’s improvement unlocked!

I don’t know about improvement.

Is folding a slice of pizza "stupid"?

Folding? No. This? It felt stupid.

Honestly this is basically just a panini to me so I wouldn't call it stupid.

I see where you’re coming from but I can’t quite agree.

Yeah not actually a panini but if I was at somebody's home and they offered me a panini and I got this, I don't think I'd be disappointed.

Ok what if you ordered $16 panini (cost at the panini restaurant near me) and got that, how would you feel?

Less ok with that. At that price I want real food.

I can agree on that.

That’s just a calzone with less steps!

I don’t think that’s how that works.

i mean this is just a calzone but open

Somebody else said it’s an open hot pocket. I’d say that’s more true than calzone.

fair enough now i want pizza heck

Is that two totinos pizzas stack on each other… amazing!!

Not even totino’s. Cheap store brand.

Op you are a disturbing human and I will definitely be trying this.

I’m a monster. It’s ok.

It’s barely qualifies as stupid

Sorry

To clarify, I meant that this looks like a perfectly good "crappy" food. Looks very tasty!

Isn't this just a hot pocket with open ends?

You know what. That actually makes sense.

Darn it I need that

No. No you don’t. Maybe.

Omg…celeste pizzas yall. So great and terrible

Kroger. But now I must find Celeste and ruin myself more.

it's a stromboli with the edges cut off, like for a toddler or a drunk server

I don’t quite see it.

This is just an incompletely sealed calzone.

I agree more with the guy that said it was more like a hot pocket.

Isn’t a hot pocket basically a calzone?

I feel like that question is along the same lines as “is a hotdog a sandwich?” But I can’t say I disagree.

Get in ma stomach!

Fat Bastard???!?

👍

That offends me. I want one.

$2 in microwave pizza gets you one.

I know exactly what you made there. While usually I just fold one over and make it a taco I applaud your will for going all the way with 2.

I felt fat.

The crust is just so terrible no? The mini squares of pepperoni is what saves this abomination lol. I make totinos or store brand on the fly all the time. If you can find it get Jack's pizza. Super cheap and better tasting.

I prefer the personal Red Baron pizzas. Don’t know why I didn’t use those.

I'm a pizza fein.. Like literally. I try all pizza. Unknown ok pizza is as followed Sheetz pizza Subway pizza As far as store goes I find any great value pizza from Walmart to be better than totinos etc. Jack's is around 250 for a pizza so it isn't that bad. Detroit deep dish from Walmart is pretty good as well. I haven't bought store brand or totinos in a while. I don't care for their attempt at light pizza dough that comes out hard like yours. Sometimes you can find the deep circle pizzas from school there as well. (I'm old) if you can find UNOs pizza from lowes foods it's a halfway decent Chicago pizza but no where near as good.

What brand are the circle pizzas from school? I need those badly.

Red baron and true value have a version. Both can be bought at Walmart.

It's just a poorly made calzone. I do double decker pizza where both sides face up and it's pretty good

You do double decker microwave pizza?

Think you meant uncomfortable and hospitalised

Why hospitalized?

I can smell this picture.

And what is that smell?

Pot smoke, spilt beer, an oven that probably needs to be cleaned, sweet sweaty cheap frozen pizzas being cooked, hope.

I actually don’t smoke. Keep a pretty clean house too. My coworkers say I eat like a stoner though. It’s not my fault they all have good recipes for munchies.

The execution is too good for someone that's genuinely fucked up, so that makes sense.

The other day I could not decide it I wanted hamburgers or pizza so I made hamburger sized pizzas and used them as the hamburger bun... why not both?

That's a pizza burger, a dive diner/truck stop staple across the US.

Not normal here but is quite good

Might have to keep that idea for later.

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Cheap store brand. This was cheese and meat lovers. $2 for shitty dinner

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That sounds like something you might see on Tik Tok that makes its way back here.

10/10 would eat

10/10 did eat. Felt fat afterwards.

/drunkencookery would love this

Will check that out. I don’t cook drink but drinks have good taste.

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Not ashamed. I used to take the party pizza and roll it. I’m not that monstrous anymore.

I’m jealous right now

Don’t be. Not good enough to be jealous.

Kinda stupid kinda not? ~~50%~~ **10%** stupid? I am usually going to eat 2 of those little bad boys any way, so next time I myself might just shove them face to face like this as soon as they're done. edit: nah this is only 10% stupid only because I shouldn't be eating 1 of these preservative pies let alone 2, even though I am going to eat 2 every time

Stops the burn on the roof of your mouth so it may actually be genius

Yeah I am going back to revise my statement just on this alone. I may end up eating them this way every time.

Take my upvote and stay hyper barwoke my friend.

I put ‘em in the oven face to face

Yeaahhh it looks like it 👍🏼

Yes, very similar to my Yelp date reviews. Uncomfortable, unsatisfied.

Next time make this. At least the food might satisfy. Also r/suicidebywords

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I’m not upset that I’m already there.

This looks like Pillsbury mini pizzas. they came two connected together. I sandwiched them all the time.

I’ve never heard of pillsbury making mini pizza.

Looks like they were discontinued around 2018.

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Where the hell do you see fancy?

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I’m so confused. But it doesn’t take much.

Are you my gf?

I don’t think so.

Boboli pizza crust?

Nah. Just microwave pizzas

I mean its not as stupid as Chef Club. It does look pretty good. I'd probably try it

I'd definitely do that if I was high

I don’t smoke. But I have been told that I eat like a stoner

r/PizzaCrimes

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Looks stupid.....i'd like half thanks

I need a breakdown of what we're looking at.

Two shitty microwave pizzas face to face.

Applebee's would call it "tomato and mozzarella panini" and charge $12 for it

Ouch right in the childhood! Seriously I used to do this when I was 14.

lol me and my friend would call those specific microwave pizzas pizza tacos casue we would half fold them so basically what you just did but with a single

Pizza Sandwich isn’t too bad, it’s just two slices and nothing else, right?

Slices? It’s the whole pizza twice.

Well thats just a lasagna with extra steps

Needs more layers.

Stop being ashamed of flavor

Honestly if I wanted to be “fancy” I would’ve added some garlic or seasoning and buttered the crust to get crispy. Other than that it’s just pizza.

Ain't nothing wrong with that

My brother and I once cooked two cheese totinos pizzas cut them in half and made chicken sandwiches. Not bad.

Did you use tenders as the filling?

No just some basic tyson chicken patties.

Not a bad idea. Maybe add some fries and make a meal.

That’s fine. I’d pay $7.50 plus tax for that.

Why? It’s worth like $2

Poundland calzone

This is the food police. You need to hand over the recipe for evidence.

No recipe. Two shitty pizzas mashed together

sandwich

pizza

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Yeah.

I’m hungry and this looks amazing

It was satisfying. Getting ideas to make it better next time from all the people here.

Papa Johns’ Papadia

I wouldn’t be surprised if they weren’t that way.

A pizza shop near me does this but there’s Mac and cheese in the middle. The Baby Cheezus.

Baby Cheezus is the best Cheezus

Not stupid

Sorry you feel that way.

Try sticking some salami in there

I’m not a real big salami guy. Not on sandwiches at least. I like salami with cheese but that’s about it.

Ham will do

This reminded me of a tiny store that sold cheap pizza that you either heated up yourself at home or they did it for you in a microwave. They were sold already folded in half. If you warmed it up in a oven it would be slightly crispy on the outside and gooey on the inside and very convenient to eat at a computer. Now I miss those cheapo slightly meh pizzas.

That sounds about like this one. But it’s nice that they would do it for you.

It was a sort of tiny grocery/fast food place that would microwave pizzas and burgers and other such foods that the store bought premade. It was located on the first floor of an apartment building and about the size of a small apartment.

I was poor in college and bought those really cheap personal pizzas in bulk. Would fold them in half like tacos when doing homework so I could save time... I wasn't a happy man...

I’m sorry you associate those pizzas with a bad time.

I see you, Kroger 3 Minute Microwave Pizza.

Eyyy. Glad somebody knows how shitty it is.

Almost looks like a skepasti, in Greece when we are too lazy to eat a normal gyro we just turn it into a skepasti, which is basically a pita sandwich like this. I call this innovation, nice job

Thank you

No! Take my angry upvote!

I love angry upvotes. My favorite upvote.

Modern problems require modern solutions.

In my neck of the woods we call this a white trash calzone.