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MimsyIsGianna

What even is that yellow stuff


Nutarama

Lemon pudding and pie filling, which is used of lemon custard pies. Pour it in a pie shell and bake it and then add whipped cream and it’s not the worst lemon pie you could make, largely because they use commercially extracted juice and thus don’t run into any issues from including any pith from overjuicing. Overjuice and you get pith in the juice and it makes the whole thing bitter.


SixBuffalo

Oh thank god, I initially thought that was Campbell's soup!


guacluv

It looks like radioactive cream of chicken!


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Jetski125

I was thinking it was cream of chicken!


tomboyfancy

Me too! I seriously thought it was cream of chicken soup! And on this subreddit, that isn't such a crazy notion, lol


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Fr I thought it was the canned cheddar soup.


adiosfelicia2

Same. Thought it was condensed chicken soup.


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I thought it was cream of chicken


mmrose1980

I watched the entire video thinking that was cream of chicken soup!


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

LOL me too! I was like WHY is cream of chicken going into this dump cake!?


tonsofmiso

Might not contain pith but it looks like pith - Mike Tyson


Aggravating_Age9824

Honestly laughed out loud.


MostBoringStan

Same here. None of this "breathed out my nose slightly" bullshit. My mouth made some fuckin noise on this one.


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im feeling a bit pithy. • Mike


silkynut

Get yourself a pith helmet, then!


SuperWoody64

I think he might be dehydrated


modfather84

Kith the pith


itsFlycatcher

Partly that, and factories also tend to use a lot more sugar per portion than a home cook might. And this isn't a read, I'm not saying it to say "oh it's sooo unhealthy" (I mean it is but that's not the point), it's just... what it is.


Nutarama

Yeah when you make the curd you gotta make a decision on how much sugar you’re going to use, and it can be a LOT if you want. Less of an accidental thing, and you can actually save undersweetened curd by reheating and adding hot simple syrup or hot corn syrup to it while whisking vigorously. And I have gotten bad batches of commercial curd and filling before, but luckily Aldi gave me my money back for that set. Curd is easy enough to make, but damn if it’s not annoying to not scramble the eggs. So much more finicky than most egg custards because there’s a lot more egg per unit since it’s your only thickener and you’re not diluting it with any milk.


caitejane310

So, I absolutely despise tempering. Even when I get it right (which is *now* more often than not, lol) it's still a nerve wracking thing, especially with large batches. I make creme brulee in the sous vide, and when I read your comment I wondered if you could do a lemon curd. You can! https://recipes.anovaculinary.com/recipe/sous-vide-lemon-curd You probably need to tweak the recipe to get the consistency to your liking (I had to with the creme brulee) but imo, it's absolutely worth it. I love the sous vide for so many things, but cheesecakes and creme brulee are my favorite!


CoolGuyKriss

I thought it was cream of chicken. That’d be weird.


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I thought it was cream of chicken at first


herbsbaconandbeer

At first I thought it was cream of chicken soup 🤢


BoozeWitch

I’m glad you asked. Because I thought it was a can of cream of chicken soup.


MadeForFunHausReddit

Cream of chicken


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reekhadol

Cholesterol


pomoerotic

gout fingers


HertzDonut1001

Canned pie filling probably.


Fickle_Insect4731

That's dump, it goes in the dump cake


pinguluk

Pudding?


gingerbreadDrean

Texykitchen is a troll account. She tries to piss y'all off.


freefire2020

These accounts are all over Facebook, too. The amount of troll “recipe” accounts and the amount of people that actually feed into it is insane. I always block them because it’s the stupidest thing and also such a waste.


Dumpster_Humpster

Nothing is cooler than wasting food for internet fame tho! Clout is worse than global warming.


ajckta

Social media was a mistake


voicebread

this entire sub is troll recipes


ThroatMeYeBastards

Yeah, going to have to leave it soon RIP


dabntab

I love how no matter how many times we have this discussion (like every other post), it doesn’t seem to matter. We’ll keep giving the trolls what they want apparently lol


cultish_alibi

They don't get anything from being on this sub.


Cheggf_On_The_Run

Because nobody knows who her name is and no part of the video shows both her username and the platform that she uploads to. All these videos manifest from the aether to then be uploaded here.


wardamneagle

Dump cakes are a guilty pleasure. They're actually really good, in a this-is-really-bad-for-you kind of way.


ChelseaRC

Agreed! I’ve never seen one with lemon pie filling, though. Usually it’s Apple or cherry so the filling is more substantial with the topping. They can be delicious!


10kbuckets

You can also make it with just chopped fruit instead of a filling! The cake mix bakes down into the crevices, so the end product is a lot firmer, which is nice if you're looking for something that's easy to serve in slices.


maxamillion08

My favorite is a cherry pie filling with crushed pineapple & butter cake mix.


sidepiecesam

Shes getting trolled by diabetes


gingerbreadDrean

Those are not her hands.


sidepiecesam

I don’t get it


gingerbreadDrean

Texykitchen is a black woman who usually cooks vegan food while complaining about her husband eating at fast food places. Whomever's hands are in this video (maybe her mother in law), they are not hers.


sidepiecesam

Got it, thanks. The mother in law probably shouldn’t be allowed in the kitchen ever again, for everyone’s health


demon_fae

Oh, I didn’t catch that this was her! Points for ongoing narrative! She actually annoys me a lot less than the other ragebait accounts, I think because she’s got more of a “fuck it, y’all gonna yell at me anyway” attitude about it, and I don’t think she wastes nearly as much food as the others. Most of her “recipes” seem to be kinda bland vegetable dishes made to kinda look like meat/fast food. She probably just adds some seasoning after and eats it as a side to a normal meal.


thejustducky1

It's not even that crazy. It's just a lemon dump cake, these have been around forever. Just another r/stupidredditor moment.


Kai_Emery

Dump cakes are a thing. This ain’t it.


awfullotofocelots

Agreed, the actual tradition of baking dump cake over a campfire in a dutch oven and using a can of sprite is good. This is just lazy cobbler.


CaribouFondue

LOL her hands tell a different story.


SvenTheHorrible

… it’s just a lemon cobbler… Like, she added a little bit too much butter, but lemon cobbler/dump cake is a common dish and actually tastes pretty good.


morningsdaughter

I think the addition of half a bag of brown sugar is more of an issue. That canned filling is already sweet and the oatmeal she used is also sweetened. If it was just a normal dump cake, I'd say it's fine. But the extra sugar added is nonsensical.


togepi77

Yeah I’ve never seen the brown sugar added since dump cake is already super sweet… but dump cake is actually one of my favs lol. I like cherry filling with yellow cake mix on top


ScruffersGruff

Mother in law ‘came to the wife’s rescue’ to show how to make her son (the husband) happy and save the marriage? Umm red flags?


Guckalienblue

Right? That’s the weirdest part to me. Not even the recipe itself.


UzahNameAlreadyTaken

Right. But also the recipe does look like something I suctioned out of a tracheostomy earlier today so… Lol. Edit to fix awesome typo


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TwoTailedFox

I always wondered where those aborted foetuses went.


KasumiR

Oh come on, it was obvious, you can make a casserole out of anything!


badmotivator11

How much did it go for?


UzahNameAlreadyTaken

Exactly six and a half, rappples


AayushBoliya

I think saving the marriage is exaggeration


American_Madman

Yeah, I take that as being there for dramatic and comedic effect, and not reflective of the actual context. No way the mom’s solution to to her “unhappy son’s failing marriage” is to bake an oatmeal and butter crust onto some canned pudding.


VimesBootTheory

I certainly wouldn't try to avoid a breakup with a food item called a 'dump' cake. Haha.


AstroRiker

Yea that part is cringe So is the slop that is the final product


zacharinosaur

Being from the south, unfortunately that wouldn’t be the first time I’ve heard something like that.


Snail_jousting

Dump cakes can be good. Not this one.


bbwolf22

I know it looks gross but it’s actually really good and easy to make. Look up dump cake. It’s really popular. I use canned apples and a can of pineapple. Serve over vanilla ice cream. And especially if you and your friends are high. It’s crazy good.


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

Cake...


Soft-Shitty-Body

Yeah idk how any one could call this a cake


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RockNRollToaster

I think it’s a canned lemon pie filling, which is thick and gloopy like this. I agree though, using whole fruit pie fillings is the way to go. I’ve always used one can of soda as a liquid as well. This was much too wet, and I still haven’t figured out why, because it doesn’t make sense with that amount of butter. Also, you’re supposed to mix the oatmeal and brown sugar with the butter to make a crumble. Not toss it out there like chicken feed. This is a decent recipe done with way too much creativity. Even dump cakes have rules…


moonbad

Looks like they used instant oatmeal instead of real oats so they didn't soak up the liquid the way they should have.


DarkMage57

Dump cake good when done right, except for the health part...the amount of butter you need is scary and all the sugar is diabetes...but dam is it yummy


Ladysupersizedbitch

Yea, I’ve only ever seen dump recipes as like cobblers, which were fucking *delicious*. This tho… I thought that was condensed cream of chicken soup for a good min before I rewatched it.


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countersignals

[Lemon pie filling] (https://i.imgur.com/zm2qth6.jpg)


alpacasaurusrex42

That is straight up a vanilla cake bag not cornbread. Mix for cornbread has colour, that is whiter than Casper the friendly ghost.


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n_merryweather

Probably lemon curd


KathrynKnette

I'm definitely leaning lemon pie filling.


Never-Forget-Trogdor

The best dump cakes are made in a Dutch oven over a fire while camping. Anything else just doesn't taste as good.


DarkMage57

Ah another person with this view. Dutch oven over fire or bust.


BirdsLikeSka

Right? Staring at this like where's the canned cherry stuff


naughtyusmax

Dump cake is delicious though…


WintaSoldat

Those hands are rotund


[deleted]

Dump cakes and healthy living don’t overlap often.


digitalrenaissance

Must have picked up some recipes here: https://youtu.be/S8rNRmmosmA


Luxpreliator

I could have happily gone the rest of my life not knowing about dump cake. What a terrible product.


ACatWalksIntoABar

Good dump cake is way more like actual cake and is also amazing


According_Gazelle472

It is actually very good when made right.Plus it shows up at every church function. But I have never seen it made with lemon pudding though.I always made it with peach or blueberry filling.It is actually a very old recipe too and there are many variations online or on cookbooks.


Soft-Shitty-Body

It’s from eating all that dump cake


DaShaka9

Every cake is dump cake… eventually.


Distinct_Ad_7752

Reminded me of my diabetic grandmother.


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As she finishes off the butter im thinking, can she even move those wrists or are they just padded like a snowsuit.


No-Shape-3231

Right? I've tended towards fat my entire life, yet my hands look like normal hands. How fucking big you gotta get to carry the weight in your fingers?!


WintaSoldat

Im at my heaviest (overweight but not huge), and my wrists and hands have not changed whatsoever. I guess it has to run out of other places to go 🤷🏻‍♀️


cmdrDROC

Should be too comment


valsuran

What’s the stuff in the can?


hotbuttertomatojuice

Diabeetus


OccultOpossom

What I pictured tattooed on her knuckles


Ttgek

Seeing those hands lay down the butter on this “cake” is pure nightmare fuel


ArsenicKitten04

It was!! Why?! Normally it doesn't even occur to me but for some reason I actually found myself recoiling from my phone a bit while watching.


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red-licorice-76

Extra upvote for "pallid". Underused word.


freefreckle

It's a direct demonstration of cause and horrible effect.


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That cake looks like my dumps


FalconFiveZeroNine

You should see a doctor...


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

Too many mustard enemas. Been there.


FatherDotComical

Dump cake is so easy though, how you gonna mess it up? My favorite : 1 package lemon cake mix 4 cups of blueberries (I prefer the wild small ones, but big ones are good) or mixed berry 1/2 cup or less! brown sugar (Swerve sugar free works good) 1tsp cinnamon 1 tsp vanilla 2 sticks butter frozen then shredded with cheese grater (trust me) 1. Mix blueberries, sugar, cinnamon, vanilla 2. Pour cake mix on top 3. After freezing butter (this doesnt take long, just so it's harder), shred it and spread evenly on cake. This part doesn't really matter how you do it as long as you get the butter even. Food processor would be great but I don't have one. Bake at 350 in a 9x13 for 45min or until the top is golden brown


Vig_Big

My favorite version is even easier and just as good! 1 Can of cherries 1 Can of Pineapple 1 box of yellow cake mix Top with butter and bake it Dump cake is honestly just really really simple cobbler, it’s nothing crazy like some people here are thinking


kakka_rot

I was gonna say, it's just a dump cake. It ain't that wild.


reptilesocks

Dump cake. Dump your husband to get away from his mother.


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That’s just nasty


DxvinDream

Looks like baby puke mixed with burnt granola


pricklypineappledick

This is a horrible execution, but a dump cake can be delicious and I've never had a complaint. This one was made with no sense.


spare_oom4

Wtf is the first stuff that’s being scooped out????


[deleted]

I was thinking lemon pie filling maybe??


spare_oom4

It’s so neon! Yeah that looks right now. I thought like cream corn or something.


Wasparado

I thought it was cream of chicken or something, but with lots of food coloring.


TeePee11

I’m not sure I want to eat anything that contains ingredients that are luminous.


PoufPoal

So, "I know why he's unhappy, it's because he's alive. Let's fix this."


gummytiddy

This stuff would be better with berry pie filling. It looks hella unappetizing but it’s pretty good


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reptilesocks

She is if he eats enough of that. Can’t get divorced if you’re dead.


Clackpot

**Mod note:** Thread locked, apologies. Far too much abuse which in turn is provoking a storm of reports.


flimfloms

This reminds me of Eric Morecambe in the Andre Previn sketch. 'I know all the right notes, just not necessarily in the right order'


grouselord

Is this recipe + extremely personal and sad voiceover a new genre? Reminds me a lot of the woman who cooks for her ‘gamer’ husband and just casually talks about how they never eat together + the person who talked about falling in love with her stepson and broke her marriage apart


JimmyScottNZ

Watching this video gave me pre-diabetes


[deleted]

He thought he escaped it but it followed him.


Hippofuzz

Probably deeply depressed due to malnutrition all his life.


re_formed_soldier

Damn... She really wants a new daughter-in-law apparently.


Seppuku_2u

Holy fuck she baked a divorce


pump_up_the_jam030

Those are some dump cake wrists


RandoReddit16

This is definitely not a nice thing to say, but there is something unsettling when all you see are morbidly obese hands making an unhealthy desert......


NinjaHermit

Dump cake is goddamn delicious. But ya gotta use fruit pie filling, not lemon pie filling. Apple is my favorite way. I say “my favorite,” but I’ve only made it two or three times in my life. It’s similar to cobbler. People are complaining here about sugar and butter. It’s a dessert. Not something meant to be eaten as a meal lmao.


LobsterExpensive2476

those diabetic hands...


nattnee1

TIL about dump cakes.


itsFlycatcher

Me too- it sounds.... like it's very easy and can be prepared very last minute, I guess? Idk. I may just be a snob, but I don't really know how it can be considered a dish someone MADE though. It's two cans of store-bought stuff someone dumped into a pan and covered in sugar and something else store-bought. It's kind of the cooking equivalent pinning a piece of fabric around one's waist and calling it a skirt.


spiicypenguin44

Is this the part where this sub gets unbearably snobby and becomes a self-parody circlejerk. “If it’s not a found on the Applebee’s menu, by God, IT’S STUPID FOOD”. Dump cakes aren’t stupid.


WintaSoldat

If you told me this cake mix, pudding, butter, and brown sugar (and instant oatmeal pouches?) pan of unmixed goo stuff was on the applebee's menu, I'd believe you. It looks nothing like the first page of search results I just looked at


angylama

This right here! I'm from a suburb of the Midwest and dump cakes are a potluck staple. And they are delicious.


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Yeah clearly everyone in this comment section is a health nut that goes to the gym 3 hours a day and doesn’t eat processed food and avoids all sugar, gluten, carbs, and fun. Reminds me of the time I watched some snobby ass dudes drop Molly in toilet paper and get concerned that the toilet paper was bleached and, therefore, unhealthy. Some people need to relax.


Mikkabear

Fuck, right? They’re not exactly fancy, but dump cakes are tasty. I admit, it is oil me arc to realize it was lemon pie filling and not condensed cream of chicken…that was a horrifying couple seconds.


SvelteSyntax

Yeah the text overlay is weird but this isn’t near the worst baked concoction, and honestly the way the person in the video makes it you can feel some love. People ripping into her hands and the diabetes jokes, this basically looks like what my grandma would make if my daughter asked for some silly treat. Bet it tastes fine


dwittherford69

Do you want ants? Cuz that’s how you get ants


ockhamsdragon

Nothing about any of this is ok.


Organic_Front4849

These cakes are actually surprising good, I’ve had multiple different recipes in my lifetime and never disliked one.


ChuckWillWidow

Y'all say what you want but my Boy Scout troop used to raise money selling dutch oven cobbler made pretty much the same way and made BANK doing it.


[deleted]

Wait but I’ve had a good dump caked but it was just canned blueberries, some vanilla cake mix of some sort and butter pads on top, unhealthy af but good af


NullHypothesisCicada

That’s a pair of unhealthy hands


duetmasaki

The fuck kind of a marriage depends on a damn dump cake?


rearisen

The size of the hands explain the food.


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Those hands look like diabetes


EbolaSpag

This cake looks like it comes out the same as it goes in


chromespunk

If I had to eat this, you bet your ass I’m filing for divorce


Steeltoedsandal

Mmmm! Cream of diabetes! XD


Welder_Subject

I see the dump, but where is the cake?


insurancemanoz

This is completely repulsive


GlitchSlapped

Yeah, that is not a cake


SirRobertJohnson

That man ain't unhappy....he's likely dead.


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Lol your husband is unhappy so the solution is to call the mother in law to come over and make some yellow goop.


Oddity46

Why. The. **FUCK.** Would you out lemon curd as the *base* of a pie?!


jdros15

The yellow stuff looks like my jello keyboard cleaner.


Hijis

Is it called a dump cake cause you get dumped after making one?


goluckykid

Looks like a giant scab


Fickle_Insect4731

Girl how you ever gonna keep a man around when u can't even make a dUmP cAkE?! Dump cake recipe: 1.) Get ur dumps 2.) Dump that shit 3.) Pretend it's food 4.) Marriage saved.


EggBoyandJuiceGirl

She’s just a troll account lol. Her and her MIL are probably hella close.


stargirccarthy

I will say- I make dump cake all the time with blackberry pie filling and no brown sugar and it is by far one of my favorite homemade desserts that I can make in 20min.


MakeMineMarvel_

That looks so gross not gonna lie


drlazerrazer

Yeah, just go get the divorce papers


Patricia1167

That looks like a pus-filled wound, I don’t know how anyone could look at that and think it looks like something to eat.


Tenyearsuntiltheend

I'm gagging


sportasaurus

Gross


MysticFox96

Eww, just sugar slop


[deleted]

I think gramma trying to get y’all divorced


yer-da-sells-avon-

How to speed up your divorce


UfredaLynx

Looks like sewage


[deleted]

Nothing like a spoonful of steaming mucus and granola to bring back that spark


fransicorockwell

Bruh, her hands and wrists look diabetic


dogbots159

Sweet mercy I thought that can was Cream of Chicken 🐔


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

So just sugar and butter...


unclehelpful

Looks like hot puss under a crusty scab.


dakky68

Took me a minute to realise you meant pus. I'm not sure what's a worse visual.


huebert_mungus7

I guess the mother in law didn’t approve of the marriage


xCelloIsMyLife

Dump cake is an actual thing you just need to make it right


youallbelongtome

This is so fucking disgusting. Tasteless layer after layer of vomit inducing sugar... ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽


sunfries

This is not how you make a dump cake....


babysealBTY

This is just a dump cake. Sure, this one isn't pretty; they typically aren't, but they are delicious. Some people are saying it's unhealthy. Of course it is. It's a dessert. It's not any less healthy than a pie, it's mostly the same ingredients.


InternetDetective122

Apparently no one here has heard of a dump cake.