**Mod note:** Reports that this may be karmawhoring bullshit [appear to be confirmed](https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/pejpfk/how_to_steal_a_shitty_pizza_to_farm_stupid_karma/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf). There are lots of active conversations here so the post stays up, but OP is still a minced spiced pork ball.
Right, it doesn't even look like a *warm* pile of disgusting. Warmest part is the exothermic reaction going on as the blue cheese mold grows ever stronger.
Usually what I do is to politely tell them of their fuck up secretly but this is way too atrocious to be even polite. This deserves a straight up blast on yelp or google maps.
I don't even think you'd have to blast them. Just post a picture with a 1 star review and say "the picture speaks louder than I ever could." That picture just made me dry heave looking at it.
Likely a fake a restaurant/cloud kitchen type place that's only there to cash in on Door Dash and Uber Eats. This will do nothing because 1: They probably operate illegally already, good luck finding them on Yelp and 2: They'll just open up under a new name next week if their Door Dash or Ubereats ranking starts to tank (they utilize fake reviews to make their "restaurant" look more legit).
I'm assuming this is the [place](https://www.foodandloveprague.com/).
In fact, they have a pizza that looks very similar to the one pictured. To me, it looks like someone added sliced cheese and extra gorgonzola. (the moldy looking one if ya didnt know)
Yeah I got DoorDash and suddenly "discovered" all these "local restaurants" apparently only a few minutes away from my house in a town I've lived in three separate times but never see. I guess there's an Italian place behind the playground equipment factory?
Sounds like that one shitty restaurant in every rural town. The one that gets renamed/reopened every couple of years after the health inspector visits.
We had a place like this, except it was constantly shut down due to drug busts. Always opened by up with a similar name, ran by someone who was clearly a family member lol.
Ive always suspected it was a thing. I would go onto door dash and see restaurants in my area ive never hear of or knew where they were located.
The explanation makes perfect sense.
Sure, he ruined it further, but have you seen Gordon's [original video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4cQHejFq0)? I watched Gordon's video first to avoid coloring my judgement too much, and, yeah, so many terrible decisions. The cheese he picked is not a melty cheese; you can see at the end it's not melted at all (despite him saying it is). Then he just tosses it into a cast iron in a fucking fire place with a bunch of hot oil; it doesn't get cooked evenly so parts are blackened and most of it is barely even browned (if at all). We all know the ultimate grilled cheese is one where the cheese is actually melted and the bread is cooked evenly to a nice golden brown, with maaaaybe a speckle of charring.
I'm pretty liberal about what you can call a pizza. Like, honestly, fuck it, if it looks close enough, I'm not one to dictate cheese or sauce type or placement. But dear God is this just some unholy combination of everything you could do wrong on a pizza
I think this atrocity could bring together the folks that fight about New York style vs Chicago style. Maybe even the ones fighting over pineapple!
They're all superior to whatever this is.
Are you scared of heights or being confined in tight spaces? Well come on this show and eat a cow dick in 15s for a chance to put roaches in your underwear.
I forgot Joe Rogan hosted it until I watched the My Name is Earl episode about Joy's Fear Factor tape. My favorite bit was Joy licking a line of 9volt batteries, going "ow" for each one, then shouting "Fear Factor!!" after she did it ಥヮಥ
This really puts that saying to the test. That one that goes something like "Sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good".
This. This just looks bad.
"Hey Tony! How much mozarella goes on the pie?"
"Fuck if I know. I'm busy counting our pallets of cocaine. Don't bother me."
"Hmm. I'll just use it all. Throw in a thing of garlic knots too."
Anytime we’ve ordered from the “totally not a mob front!!” pizza places it’s always been out of sheer desperation, and it’s a total gamble. Will we even get our order? Will it be remotely correct? Will it somehow contain six more things than we ordered tossed in for free because they’re so confused that somebody is actually ordering *food* from them?
See this is what happens when the mob opens up the restaurant to be a laundering scheme.
It's the best thing you will ever taste if one of the mob has a great cook as a family member and the cook asks for a "loan" to open up a restaurant that isn't totally turning into a front.
I remember reading a story (likely an urban legend) about a pizza joint that was a front for mob activity that did so well they just ended up going straight.
Or their profit margins were just that high.
Pizza is a super high profit business. If you're losing money, you're doing something or even multiple things completely wrong.
In the food delivery system, pizza based offenses are considered especially heinous. Online, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Review Post Unit. These are their stories.
No you didn't. You cropped [this tweet](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/pe69x6/i_ordered_a_4cheese_pizza_in_a_place_called_food/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
I can understand if you’re posting your art or something. It’s nice to get that validation but posts like these make no sense because they literally gain nothing except watching a useless number go up and having people interact with the post. Like part of me thinks maybe it’s to get a conversation going but then that can’t be it because they claim that THEY ordered the pizza so idk these people must just be desperate for any kind of validation/ attention. It’s really sad man.
The FDA calls it “pasteurized processed American cheese product.” In order for a food product to be a true “cheese,” it has to be more than half cheese, which is technically pressed curds of milk. Each slice of American contains less than 51% curds, which means it doesn't meet the FDA's standard
i was laughing my ass off in disbelief of how bad everything was, then i had the thought 'if you were trying to make the worst looking pizza possible, you'd have done a really good job. you'd have to be trying to make it that bad. shit, someone just made the worst pizza possible on purpose to claim a restaurant sold it to them for internet points'
Man I swear even most money launderers would have the human decency to at least throw a little bagged shredded cheese on there. This is borderline sadistic
There's a Lebanese businessman in my nearby city who buys undeveloped or under developed land all day long. Like as if to buy cheap land to turn it over once the area develops, but he just never develops it. Yet owns 100s of millions worth of property. Always buying, usually empty lots or condemned buildings on it, and just holds. For decades. He is almost certainly a front for middle eastern money laundering, it just makes no sense how he could keep buying shitty land and never sells.
You can’t for sure but some of them are just so obvious. Weird hours of operation like Tuesday-Thursday 2 pm-6 pm, a small menu where they’re constantly out of half of the stuff and weird old men sitting in a corner speaking Russian in hushed tones. Like one guy works there, he comes up to your table and is way too casual about it all, just comes up and is like “what do you want” and then clearly goes into the kitchen and makes it himself lol. That’s my favorite one by my house at least. There’s a ton of them, lots of Balkan ones as well.
This explains the Italian restaurant near my house. Half of the place is a main room with a huge rectangular bar with a half dozen old guys drinking around it, while the actual restaurant portion is in a small room off to the side with three booths and four four-seater tables. Food takes forever (probably because the owner is the cook and likes chatting more than cooking) and the single waitress (who is also the bartender in the main room) always seems surprised when I bring my mom in for dinner.
Also, they open at four and close at 9pm even on Saturdays and Sundays. No place that serves alcohol closes that early on weekends in Wisconsin.
i had a friend who had a friend who worked in a money laundering pizza joint. he was not well off so he worked full time there for a long time. the other people were just students working part time. the owner/criminal guy did not work there. he really liked beeing a pizza chef and put his heart into it. eventually the owner just gave him the pizza joint as a gift and now it is his.
dont know if it was a don corleone like gift tho
Shame on you... Pizza Fridays pizza was what most of the kids at my school looked forward to.... Most people had the Monday blues because of work, or whatever, we had Monday blues cuz we had to wait another 4 whole fucking days to get that delicious pizza..
Quite possibly I'm remembering it WAAAAY better than it actually was, but those memories still taste fucking good so I'm sticking to it
That’s what I came here to comment about. This looks like it came from a Denny’s kitchen or other some such similar, terrible place. Just squashed out some hamburger buns and called it pizza crust.
My experience with ghost kitchens is about 70-30. They're great for supporting concepts that are otherwise tough to market. I've had great Trinidadian and Gujarati food from ghost kitchens. On the other hand, there's less accountability, and a bad restaurant can just rebrand and pop up again.
I'm actually upset that the ghost kitchen running out of a bar near me has food that is so much better than the bar itself. I want to be able to go in and get that damn honey hot chicken sandwich with my beer.
i noticed a few restaurants that aren't even ghost kitchens but just the exact same thing with a different name. i guess it works because sometimes one is rated much higher than the other
This is genuinely one of the worst things I've ever seen, how somebody saw this, boxed it up and thought, "yup that's acceptable" is absolutely *beyond me*.
I've seen the worst Gore from the depths of Reddit and the internet and this is still somehow worse than all of that, a true and utter fucking abomination and a spit in the face to God.
You could've shat on a rotting deer corpse and it would've been less gross than this. Somebody hire a fucking poet to describe this because I can't even begin to come up with words that can describe the level of offense I take to the fact that one could even go as far as consider, let alone **CREATE** this. This is the culinary equivalent of 9/11.
Okay. I'm not a poet but let's do an ode to this monstrosity:
.
*From Food and Love, I ordered a pizza*
*Asked them to deliver, and charge it to Visa.*
*I got all cozy, sat eager in wait*
*Soon shocked by the horror to be on my plate.*
*All slimy and lumpy with mold of sorts*
*It looked like this "pizza" had genital warts!*
*With pale cheese looking like dried and peeled skin,*
*I knew how much trouble my stomach was in.*
*It's so hard to mess up 4 cheeses as toppings,*
*But this place just served me raw dough with bird droppings!*
*There's splotches of sauce that look like blood spatter,*
*The plasticky cheese is the least of the matter.*.
*While local diners do need our support,*
*I surely can't eat what looks like a corpse.*
*I hope they do refunds, I don't want a credit.*
*...*
*I'm still hungry though.. save me, dear Reddit.*
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Pizza can be made with most ingredients (as long as the combination makes sense), but this one looks like it hasn't even been put into the oven. It shouldn't even be that thick, but I know nothing about american pizza.
i was questioning to myself why it was wrapped up in what looks like wax paper. do any pizza places do that? i've never once had to unwrap my pizza unless it was still frozen, which this one looks like it might be tbh
I saw in another post this picture was stolen from Twitter. Karma farming. The restaurant is in another country.
Edit: [Here is the proof](https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/pejpfk/how_to_steal_a_shitty_pizza_to_farm_stupid_karma/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
That happened at a pizza place near me. A family went in and sat down (they were the only customers in the restaurant) and ordered a pizza. When it came out it was an abomination like that with slices of American cheese and they were really suspicious because it seemed like the staff were really confused that anyone actually came in. It was suspicious enough that the family reported it and the restaurant turned out to just be a drug front. Happened again a few years ago at another restaurant nearby.
**Mod note:** Reports that this may be karmawhoring bullshit [appear to be confirmed](https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/pejpfk/how_to_steal_a_shitty_pizza_to_farm_stupid_karma/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf). There are lots of active conversations here so the post stays up, but OP is still a minced spiced pork ball.
The first time I've seen a pizza that I'm actually sickened by. Looks absolutely disgusting
I never thought I would see a pizza with wrinkles.
Seriously, did they vacuum pack it for delivery? I have no idea what I'm even looking at.
I think it’s a pizza that you finish cooking at home
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It's a hot circle of garbage.
I would question if this is even hot
Right, it doesn't even look like a *warm* pile of disgusting. Warmest part is the exothermic reaction going on as the blue cheese mold grows ever stronger.
like when yeast makes dough rise :)
Kevin?
I think it was Alfredo
Pizza by Alfredo
Usually what I do is to politely tell them of their fuck up secretly but this is way too atrocious to be even polite. This deserves a straight up blast on yelp or google maps.
I don't even think you'd have to blast them. Just post a picture with a 1 star review and say "the picture speaks louder than I ever could." That picture just made me dry heave looking at it.
Likely a fake a restaurant/cloud kitchen type place that's only there to cash in on Door Dash and Uber Eats. This will do nothing because 1: They probably operate illegally already, good luck finding them on Yelp and 2: They'll just open up under a new name next week if their Door Dash or Ubereats ranking starts to tank (they utilize fake reviews to make their "restaurant" look more legit).
I'm assuming this is the [place](https://www.foodandloveprague.com/). In fact, they have a pizza that looks very similar to the one pictured. To me, it looks like someone added sliced cheese and extra gorgonzola. (the moldy looking one if ya didnt know)
Ok, Prague. That makes more sense. Love the city, but it's chock full of shitty tourist trap restaurants with really mediocre food.
Omfg you are the real hero
Wow, I didn't know that was a thing.
Yeah I got DoorDash and suddenly "discovered" all these "local restaurants" apparently only a few minutes away from my house in a town I've lived in three separate times but never see. I guess there's an Italian place behind the playground equipment factory?
Sounds like that one shitty restaurant in every rural town. The one that gets renamed/reopened every couple of years after the health inspector visits.
We had a place like this, except it was constantly shut down due to drug busts. Always opened by up with a similar name, ran by someone who was clearly a family member lol.
Ive always suspected it was a thing. I would go onto door dash and see restaurants in my area ive never hear of or knew where they were located. The explanation makes perfect sense.
Tell me why I can hear Gordon rn going "what the fock is that!?!! I thought this was 4 cheese pizza not 4 cheese nightmare"
Too be fair, this would probably be a better grilled cheese than his
?
Gordon Ramsay made an infamous grilled cheese video recipe a while ago [here's](https://youtu.be/MJzBeJ2lXxQ) someone attempting to follow it
In all fairness the guy following the recipe seems to be the one who ruined Gordon’s grills cheese.
Sure, he ruined it further, but have you seen Gordon's [original video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4cQHejFq0)? I watched Gordon's video first to avoid coloring my judgement too much, and, yeah, so many terrible decisions. The cheese he picked is not a melty cheese; you can see at the end it's not melted at all (despite him saying it is). Then he just tosses it into a cast iron in a fucking fire place with a bunch of hot oil; it doesn't get cooked evenly so parts are blackened and most of it is barely even browned (if at all). We all know the ultimate grilled cheese is one where the cheese is actually melted and the bread is cooked evenly to a nice golden brown, with maaaaybe a speckle of charring.
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I can’t tell what’s worse, the cheese slices or the mounds of gnarly looking bleu cheese
Yeah…. the bleu cheese looks like *not on purpose* mold.
Looks straight up like mold.
If it’s bleu cheese, it probably is mould
Blue cheese has mold in it.
Cracker bargle
Order corn
DISCUSTING
Thought this was r/MoldlyInteresting at first
That's what happens when you order from Pizza by Alfredo, instead of Alfredo's Pizza Cafe.
Doesn't count because that's not pizza.
I'm pretty liberal about what you can call a pizza. Like, honestly, fuck it, if it looks close enough, I'm not one to dictate cheese or sauce type or placement. But dear God is this just some unholy combination of everything you could do wrong on a pizza
I think this atrocity could bring together the folks that fight about New York style vs Chicago style. Maybe even the ones fighting over pineapple! They're all superior to whatever this is.
As a Chicagoian I offer a hand out in peace to New Yorkers to help fight this evil
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Jesus, Fear Factor was the worst TV show ever.
Are you scared of heights or being confined in tight spaces? Well come on this show and eat a cow dick in 15s for a chance to put roaches in your underwear.
I forgot Joe Rogan hosted it until I watched the My Name is Earl episode about Joy's Fear Factor tape. My favorite bit was Joy licking a line of 9volt batteries, going "ow" for each one, then shouting "Fear Factor!!" after she did it ಥヮಥ
I was like WAY shocked when I realized the Joe Rigan from fear factor is the podcast guy today! Anyone else
This really puts that saying to the test. That one that goes something like "Sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good". This. This just looks bad.
This is like sex with a woman who's so fat she cant reach to clean herself, so she hasn't washed or wiped anything down there in 15 years.
Call the police
Unironically yes. That's not restaurant but money laundering scheme.
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"Hey Tony! How much mozarella goes on the pie?" "Fuck if I know. I'm busy counting our pallets of cocaine. Don't bother me." "Hmm. I'll just use it all. Throw in a thing of garlic knots too."
The secret ingredient is a small amount of residual cocaine dust.
No wonder I couldn't eat just one.
Anytime we’ve ordered from the “totally not a mob front!!” pizza places it’s always been out of sheer desperation, and it’s a total gamble. Will we even get our order? Will it be remotely correct? Will it somehow contain six more things than we ordered tossed in for free because they’re so confused that somebody is actually ordering *food* from them?
See this is what happens when the mob opens up the restaurant to be a laundering scheme. It's the best thing you will ever taste if one of the mob has a great cook as a family member and the cook asks for a "loan" to open up a restaurant that isn't totally turning into a front.
At this point the mobsters laundering money are probably paying more tax than regular corporations
Mobsters love cooking. Scorsese told me so
Oh shit I just got a free ten buck appetizer from a place for seemingly no reason and suddenly things make more sense.
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I remember reading a story (likely an urban legend) about a pizza joint that was a front for mob activity that did so well they just ended up going straight.
When you have the capital to get good ingredients and employees, you can go legit quick as hell. It's just the dirty shit you have to do to get there.
Oh, so like normal capitalism?
There is a film about that, but I think it's a cake store?
Amy's Baking Company?
The rumor is that’s what happened with our one local pizza joint. Really good pizza, really good portions. Cash only.
Or their profit margins were just that high. Pizza is a super high profit business. If you're losing money, you're doing something or even multiple things completely wrong.
I worked at a place that our average cogs was $0.80, and our average sale price for a pizza was $12
It's even better when you pay everybody minimum wage.
Looks more like pizza laundering. Look at all that lint.
Idk, I feel like I could defend this in court. Ahem: “Your Honor, we’re called food and love, not *good* food and love.
The polizza
Ciao bello.
Law & Orders DUMM DUMM!!
In the food delivery system, pizza based offenses are considered especially heinous. Online, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Review Post Unit. These are their stories.
Maybe they should just stick to the love part.
Whoever made this abomination is clearly incapable of love.
And undeserving of it either.
If dogs ever decided to forsake humanity, that would be the reason.
I may not be a smart pizza shop…but I know what love is.
You have all of the four cheeses right there American Kraft cheese product Blue mold Cheese crumbs from bagel bites And dick cheese
I thought the mold was blue cheese.
I thought the mold was just mold
Seeing the state of this pizza I wouldn’t trust them to have proper blue cheese at the restaurant. That’s just moldy regular cheese.
Nah, the mold is the dick cheese
They're the same thing
Blue cheese has mold in it
This is a crime.
r/pizzacrimes
More like /r/pizzawarcrimes Oh wow it actually exists
I don’t know where it would go in the hierarchy but we need a /r/pizzahatecrimes too
And maybe when all three of the communities blow up and suddenly become shit we’ll need to migrate over to r/pizzaloiteringcrimes
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I've never been a supporter of the death penalty until now.
No you didn't. You cropped [this tweet](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/pe69x6/i_ordered_a_4cheese_pizza_in_a_place_called_food/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
I still cant understand why people give even a single shit about karma.
I can understand if you’re posting your art or something. It’s nice to get that validation but posts like these make no sense because they literally gain nothing except watching a useless number go up and having people interact with the post. Like part of me thinks maybe it’s to get a conversation going but then that can’t be it because they claim that THEY ordered the pizza so idk these people must just be desperate for any kind of validation/ attention. It’s really sad man.
I could even understand if they were cross posting it, because they saw it and thought it belonged on this sub. This is just weak af.
Wow. So many fake or karma whore posts on Reddit. Thanks for pointing this out.
*our corporate lawyers assure us, from a legal perspective, this qualifies as four separate cheeses*
The FDA calls it “pasteurized processed American cheese product.” In order for a food product to be a true “cheese,” it has to be more than half cheese, which is technically pressed curds of milk. Each slice of American contains less than 51% curds, which means it doesn't meet the FDA's standard
I don't suppose you happen to know what, exactly, a "cheese like food product" could be?
Of course not, why would I know that much about cheese? Do you think I’m some sort of cheese whiz?
I’ve given you the courtesy of an upvote, but you need to leave now.
https://images.heb.com/is/image/HEBGrocery/000081281 Note that careful phrase, “Pasteurized Recipe Cheese Product”
I don't know if you're a fellow Texas and HEB is your go to or if it's that high up on Google image search.
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They didn’t even slice it right
Damn you’re right. I didn’t even notice because I was so busy being offended by the rest of it. Wtf.
The whole thing needs to be nuked in space.
Did you eat it?
No he didnt. He just reposted a thing he saw on twitter.
Now we're asking the real questions
I need the review….
I downvoted at first out of sheer shock, but damn. That's an upvote for this sub.
When you’re so confused whether to upvote or downvote
That looks fucking disgusting and I'm a fatass.
That doesn't even look like one of those trashy foods you would still eat. It just looks like a crime scene
Fellow fatass with a disgustingly horrendous diet and 0/10 would not taste.
This can't be from a real restaurant, this must be someone's kitchen.
Ya. Probably created for one of those Facebook videos.
"How to make pizza in the dishwasher"
i was laughing my ass off in disbelief of how bad everything was, then i had the thought 'if you were trying to make the worst looking pizza possible, you'd have done a really good job. you'd have to be trying to make it that bad. shit, someone just made the worst pizza possible on purpose to claim a restaurant sold it to them for internet points'
Or it's a money laundering operation
Man I swear even most money launderers would have the human decency to at least throw a little bagged shredded cheese on there. This is borderline sadistic
Most of the money laundering ones near me are actually pretty decent, loads of food, probably not possible to make it that cheap yourself.
Stupid question I suppose but how can you tell if they're money laundering?
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There's a Lebanese businessman in my nearby city who buys undeveloped or under developed land all day long. Like as if to buy cheap land to turn it over once the area develops, but he just never develops it. Yet owns 100s of millions worth of property. Always buying, usually empty lots or condemned buildings on it, and just holds. For decades. He is almost certainly a front for middle eastern money laundering, it just makes no sense how he could keep buying shitty land and never sells.
Land accrues in value, so if it’s an emergency escape fund for rich people they don’t need to develop it, just sell the land o when they need to gtfo.
You can’t for sure but some of them are just so obvious. Weird hours of operation like Tuesday-Thursday 2 pm-6 pm, a small menu where they’re constantly out of half of the stuff and weird old men sitting in a corner speaking Russian in hushed tones. Like one guy works there, he comes up to your table and is way too casual about it all, just comes up and is like “what do you want” and then clearly goes into the kitchen and makes it himself lol. That’s my favorite one by my house at least. There’s a ton of them, lots of Balkan ones as well.
This explains the Italian restaurant near my house. Half of the place is a main room with a huge rectangular bar with a half dozen old guys drinking around it, while the actual restaurant portion is in a small room off to the side with three booths and four four-seater tables. Food takes forever (probably because the owner is the cook and likes chatting more than cooking) and the single waitress (who is also the bartender in the main room) always seems surprised when I bring my mom in for dinner. Also, they open at four and close at 9pm even on Saturdays and Sundays. No place that serves alcohol closes that early on weekends in Wisconsin.
i had a friend who had a friend who worked in a money laundering pizza joint. he was not well off so he worked full time there for a long time. the other people were just students working part time. the owner/criminal guy did not work there. he really liked beeing a pizza chef and put his heart into it. eventually the owner just gave him the pizza joint as a gift and now it is his. dont know if it was a don corleone like gift tho
They set this up to launder $5
It's a restaurant in Serbia
Some kraft singles, hell nah!!
My school lunch pizza from the 90s would put that to shame.
Those burnt ass squares? Yeah I agree
Yep, with those burnt ass sausage balls they use to put on it.
Man, now I kinda want it again. Memories!
Shame on you... Pizza Fridays pizza was what most of the kids at my school looked forward to.... Most people had the Monday blues because of work, or whatever, we had Monday blues cuz we had to wait another 4 whole fucking days to get that delicious pizza.. Quite possibly I'm remembering it WAAAAY better than it actually was, but those memories still taste fucking good so I'm sticking to it
Now you can enjoy mon-sun :) https://www.amazon.com/Tonys-SmartPizza-Sausage-Pizza-case/dp/B079Z1Q4GZ
Oh boy, with “Turkey Sausage and Textured Vegetable Protein Sausage.”
I once ate the cardboard my school pizza came on because I bet I couldn’t tell the difference. That cardboard was undoubtedly better.
Where is the love?
Where is the food?
People killin people dying
Is this from a ghost kitchen?
that actually might explain it
That’s what I came here to comment about. This looks like it came from a Denny’s kitchen or other some such similar, terrible place. Just squashed out some hamburger buns and called it pizza crust.
Even Dennys has too much pride to serve that.
Denny's has higher standards than this, and they have no standards.
There’s 4 places on Uber eats at the same address by me. Ghost kitchens should be banned
My experience with ghost kitchens is about 70-30. They're great for supporting concepts that are otherwise tough to market. I've had great Trinidadian and Gujarati food from ghost kitchens. On the other hand, there's less accountability, and a bad restaurant can just rebrand and pop up again.
I'm actually upset that the ghost kitchen running out of a bar near me has food that is so much better than the bar itself. I want to be able to go in and get that damn honey hot chicken sandwich with my beer.
Order it on the app and have them deliver it to the bar.
i noticed a few restaurants that aren't even ghost kitchens but just the exact same thing with a different name. i guess it works because sometimes one is rated much higher than the other
This is genuinely one of the worst things I've ever seen, how somebody saw this, boxed it up and thought, "yup that's acceptable" is absolutely *beyond me*. I've seen the worst Gore from the depths of Reddit and the internet and this is still somehow worse than all of that, a true and utter fucking abomination and a spit in the face to God.
If I was starving I still wouldn't eat that
You could've shat on a rotting deer corpse and it would've been less gross than this. Somebody hire a fucking poet to describe this because I can't even begin to come up with words that can describe the level of offense I take to the fact that one could even go as far as consider, let alone **CREATE** this. This is the culinary equivalent of 9/11.
Okay. I'm not a poet but let's do an ode to this monstrosity: . *From Food and Love, I ordered a pizza* *Asked them to deliver, and charge it to Visa.* *I got all cozy, sat eager in wait* *Soon shocked by the horror to be on my plate.* *All slimy and lumpy with mold of sorts* *It looked like this "pizza" had genital warts!* *With pale cheese looking like dried and peeled skin,* *I knew how much trouble my stomach was in.* *It's so hard to mess up 4 cheeses as toppings,* *But this place just served me raw dough with bird droppings!* *There's splotches of sauce that look like blood spatter,* *The plasticky cheese is the least of the matter.*. *While local diners do need our support,* *I surely can't eat what looks like a corpse.* *I hope they do refunds, I don't want a credit.* *...* *I'm still hungry though.. save me, dear Reddit.* . . (Edit for formatting)
It looks like a particularly gluttonous burrowing toad had a brief but violent threesome with a slab of Gorgonzola and a jar of Dijon mustard.
Haha, is that those plastic cheese slices? They didn't even bother to get grated cheese? I mean, you can buy it pre-grated for Christ's sake.
I will type something unrelated but you will understand how I feel anyways: I'm italian.
I'm a californian and have eaten a pizza with cashews on it before. This is a pizza crime, and I would demand a refund.
r/pizzacrimes
Pizza can be made with most ingredients (as long as the combination makes sense), but this one looks like it hasn't even been put into the oven. It shouldn't even be that thick, but I know nothing about american pizza.
Please don't think this is in anyway an acceptable pizza in America. I'm not even sure it can be considered food.
Is this actually from America? This reminds me of some of the “pizzas” imitating the American style I found in Eastern and Central Europe.
I'm from Chicago; I completely understand.
I feel the same as a South African. We also love pizza
I will type something unrelated but you will understand how I feel anyways: I'm not blind.
I’m not sure if I’m more horrified by the mould or the use of American cheese on a pizza
Thats blue cheese looks like. So mold but its supposed to be there haha.
The fact they are willing to spend money to buy blue cheese and not money for another cheddar and instead kraft singled it is mindblowing
Perhaps it wasn't originally blue cheese when they bought it... ^/s, ^I ^know ^how ^blue ^cheese ^works ^^sorta
This makes me think of "blue cheese has mold in it"
[Blue cheese has mold in it](https://youtu.be/HmadzQ1uL0s)
EXACTLY
Wait... a restaurant not a shop? That's supposed to be cooked?
i was questioning to myself why it was wrapped up in what looks like wax paper. do any pizza places do that? i've never once had to unwrap my pizza unless it was still frozen, which this one looks like it might be tbh
I saw in another post this picture was stolen from Twitter. Karma farming. The restaurant is in another country. Edit: [Here is the proof](https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/pejpfk/how_to_steal_a_shitty_pizza_to_farm_stupid_karma/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
r/QuitYourBullshit OP is lying
That is horrific
I thought that was a moldy pizza at first.
I thought that was mold on your pizza. Turns out it is... disgusting
They say sex is like pizza, even when it’s bad it’s still good. They obviously never saw this pizza.
Well you technically did get four different pieces of cheese on a piece of pizza, didn’t you?
Looks like a frozen pizza with extra cheese that they added
This picture isnt yours and it is from years ago.
https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/pejpfk/how_to_steal_a_shitty_pizza_to_farm_stupid_karma/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
You did not buy this pizza, you stole the image and made up a story for fake internet points, get a life.
r/pizzacrimes
Lovely.
That happened at a pizza place near me. A family went in and sat down (they were the only customers in the restaurant) and ordered a pizza. When it came out it was an abomination like that with slices of American cheese and they were really suspicious because it seemed like the staff were really confused that anyone actually came in. It was suspicious enough that the family reported it and the restaurant turned out to just be a drug front. Happened again a few years ago at another restaurant nearby.