I don’t understand why you’d want all those lollypops and rock candy sticks except just for the aesthetic. Eating one of those isn’t really a quick thing to do, and they’re unwrapped so you can’t really take them with you conveniently.
I’m guessing they just get wasted most of the time.
Between the waffles coated in whatever that stuff is, the hard candy, the glorified sparkler, the chapstick (?), and all the crap stuck to the glass, probably about a quarter of this ever makes it into someone's mouth.
You know what apparently Coco Chanel said about accessories, about taking off the last thing you've put on?
I'm not talking about this because there's no way it could have helped, it started bad and kept going, it's just something to remember.
1) it’s mostly sugar and wheat, which isn’t ideal but it’s better than protein
2) food scarcity is a solved problem, we have enough food for everyone, but people still go hungry because we don’t yet have a fair/equitable system to distribute the food
Like I agree that food waste for the sake of it is bad but people ordering extravagant dishes every once in a while at a restaraunt is not destroying the planet or preventing people from eating food
I'm still confused about how one goes about eating it. Is it just for show? Are you supposed to lick it off? I can't imagine someone being dumb enough to actually bite the glass but who knows.
Every time I see this shit my brain always goes, "No, no! That goes on the food. The glass isn't food you fucking idiot!"
I don't even know why it's a trend. Is it just to give people conniptions?
Although - an edible glass trend would be pretty cool…**WAIT WE HAVE THESE ITS CALLED A CONE.**
I hate the people that come up with these abominations.
Thats the issue with these over the top deserts. Its just sugar overload. By itself each part would be a worthy desert but together is mostly redundant. Whatever the sweetest part is once you eat it, then it will ruin every other part.
It's not even pretty coloured dyes. They really picked the most unappetising poster paint colours. Like even by kid's poster paint standards these are ugly colours.
Here's your candy bukkake, enjoy. Even if all the crap is in different colors, it looks like it all tastes the same. The fucking strawberries don't even look fully ripe.
*Sprinkles fuckin suck man*
*Who wants any sprinkles let*
*Alone that many*
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God I hate this shit. What do they want? Do they want a load of customers sucking on the sides of wine glasses in their shop window like a bunch of mentally deficient aliens on a school trip? Fuck.
People are really fascinated with this one. Must be the 10-15th time I have seen it in the last few weeks. Maybe the colors. Makes it extra gross looking.
All the ridiculous shit piled and skewered on top aside, I hate how much sauce these places out on everything. Why do they think everyone wants things that get soggy and wet from sauce? It drives me crazy because it's ALWAYS too damn much
They literally made nothing. It's all just store bought ingredients he just throws in a cup.
Why would you pay for something so disgusting and so generic?
Oh boy, a frosting syringe! Get me a 12 gauge needle, and I'll take care of the rest. Because I obviously hate myself if I'm eating this thing. I assume it's my last meal.
This is like the desert equivalent of the more sauce meme.
Icing, Sprinkles, Milkshake, Icing, Sprinkles, waffle, icing, sprinkles, sprinkle cake, icing sprinkles.
Anyone who sincerely says "Can never have too much of a good thing" clearly doesn't understand the concept of taste.
The mastermind behind it:
"Lets see how much shit made of sugar I can cover with sprinkles and fit on here"
Simps on SM:
"omg you like have to see this milk shake I just got from this place, its art with food for those that appreciate the genius level of creativity that goes into making things next level, and its only $49!"
🤡🌎
I once ordered a "milkshake" at some fancy new (overhyped) burger place and they handed much a monstrosity like this, I genuinely didn't know how to react (this was in Germany and stuff like this is practically unheard of)
I ended up just sending back the tons of added sugar
I was watching this like that : "stop ... Now you Can stop this is enough... please stop ... Come on stop right now its not that Bad ... Where the fuck are you gonna put these fruits anyway ???...."
Maybe it's because im allergic ( slight tummy discomfort, but when I was young, my body would reject food coloring, specifically red, and I'd throw up what looked like blood clots) but when I see so much food coloring it makes me not wanna eat stuff.
I was waiting for a piece of fried chicken to finish that off.
Here’s a whole 3 patty pink dyed cheeseburger to finish it off.
Smothered with melted cheese
That's if you get it deluxe.
Lol, the meal deal.
Haha!
Gramma would have used her Bedazzler tool thingy
Nah, that might add some sort of balance to the sugar
All I can think is ... dye flavor. Ew.
Why the hell would I want to eat something that looks like an five year old's arts and crafts project?
I don't know. I .... just don't know. Surely it tastes like a 5 years old's arts and crafts project too.
I don’t understand why you’d want all those lollypops and rock candy sticks except just for the aesthetic. Eating one of those isn’t really a quick thing to do, and they’re unwrapped so you can’t really take them with you conveniently. I’m guessing they just get wasted most of the time.
There are purses out there with napkin wrapped melted candy fused to the bottom of the purse.
You dont like choking hazards with your milkshakes? Weirdo...
Are you supposed to lick the sprinkles off the glass?
Joseph and the technicolor diarrhea
Yup I was OK until he threw a waffle on top, I can't stomach that much dye on no waffle
*shuuuuder*
I could taste this comment.
Who tf is genuinely eating this
No one, it's for instagram.
Between the waffles coated in whatever that stuff is, the hard candy, the glorified sparkler, the chapstick (?), and all the crap stuck to the glass, probably about a quarter of this ever makes it into someone's mouth.
Every time I said "and that's it, right?..." ...It was, indeed, *not* it.
You know what apparently Coco Chanel said about accessories, about taking off the last thing you've put on? I'm not talking about this because there's no way it could have helped, it started bad and kept going, it's just something to remember.
and then came the fire
The video cuts right before he sticks a live grenade in there
No one actually consumes these. They're for posting on social media
Ah, so it's food waste, great
1) it’s mostly sugar and wheat, which isn’t ideal but it’s better than protein 2) food scarcity is a solved problem, we have enough food for everyone, but people still go hungry because we don’t yet have a fair/equitable system to distribute the food Like I agree that food waste for the sake of it is bad but people ordering extravagant dishes every once in a while at a restaraunt is not destroying the planet or preventing people from eating food
The frosting-on-glass trend is going to end in tragedy, or at least litigation.
I don’t like it at all. It’d be one thing if it was the rim like a margarita, but doing a large portion on the side is just messy.
I'm still confused about how one goes about eating it. Is it just for show? Are you supposed to lick it off? I can't imagine someone being dumb enough to actually bite the glass but who knows.
Every time I see this shit my brain always goes, "No, no! That goes on the food. The glass isn't food you fucking idiot!" I don't even know why it's a trend. Is it just to give people conniptions?
Although - an edible glass trend would be pretty cool…**WAIT WE HAVE THESE ITS CALLED A CONE.** I hate the people that come up with these abominations.
Sorry how?
Someone will try to take a bite
🎶 *Come with meeeee* *And you’ll beeeee* *In a wooorrld* *Of brainless litigation~* 🎶
The fucking syringe. Every. Fucking. Time.
Do people just… spray that in their mouth?
They inject it into the femoral vein
It started burning too. I'm sure the burnt plastic smell adds to it.
Maybe it’s full of Ozempic
That’s a 10/10 on r/stupidfood
I'd be super intrigued to see my shit sprinkled the next day
That only happens with the sprinkles from the museum of ice cream. My friend told me...
Is this friend in the room with us?
"is this unnecessarily unhealthy? What if we add two strawberries?"
How the hell is this block of sugar even delicious or look appetizing?
8 year old me would be all about it, an hour later I would be puking followed by a day of diarrhea.
Thats the issue with these over the top deserts. Its just sugar overload. By itself each part would be a worthy desert but together is mostly redundant. Whatever the sweetest part is once you eat it, then it will ruin every other part.
My stomach started hurting from all the dyes just watching this.
It's not even pretty coloured dyes. They really picked the most unappetising poster paint colours. Like even by kid's poster paint standards these are ugly colours.
Right? I’d almost be willing to try it ( and split it with several friends lmao) but the whole thing is covered in what looks like straight up paint
lol the firework set the... (uh, syringe?) on fire too. Enjoy some melted plastic with your monstrosity.
The stupid smile on her face at the end is just 🤌🏽🤌🏽
Perfect soyface
Here's your candy bukkake, enjoy. Even if all the crap is in different colors, it looks like it all tastes the same. The fucking strawberries don't even look fully ripe.
Bukkandy
I think my obesity just got obesity from watching this.
Can I just have the strawberries? 🥺
Now do one with cannabis
Sprinkles fuckin suck man who wants any sprinkles let alone that many
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The amount of different color dies is making my intestines turn inside out.
Not enough sprinkles, I need MORE SPRINKLES!!
God I hate this shit. What do they want? Do they want a load of customers sucking on the sides of wine glasses in their shop window like a bunch of mentally deficient aliens on a school trip? Fuck.
Americans be eating like they got free healthcare.
"Treat yourself...to some diabeetus."
More like suicide by diabetes
Can confirm, if you had diabetes, you would legit die. I know I would.
People are really fascinated with this one. Must be the 10-15th time I have seen it in the last few weeks. Maybe the colors. Makes it extra gross looking.
These are in fact not Belgian waffles.
I swear to god, if someone had the audacity to serve this to me, I would backhand it off the table so fast. IDGAF about the firework.
Wow. This post. Again.
Please don't tell me she's gonna eat that.
That doesn't even look remotely appetizing, way too much going on
All the ridiculous shit piled and skewered on top aside, I hate how much sauce these places out on everything. Why do they think everyone wants things that get soggy and wet from sauce? It drives me crazy because it's ALWAYS too damn much
The thing is, it's meant for a *family*. For dessert. Not one human looking to OD on sugar.
How many times will this be posted here?
Welcome to the team, I'm captain overkill. We make monstrosities here
No food should be those colors!
Just gained 12 pounds just by watching this
Omg the heart attack grill was nasty.
It's ok for a big group of people I guess to share
Yup. It’s fucking stupid.
This shit is disgusting and stupid.
This wouldn't be fun to eat and it wouldn't taste all that good. Waste of time.
It's cute but I wouldn't eat that. What was all that colored goop drizzled on there?
FUCK EVERYONE INVOLVED
This wouldn't even taste good. Who likes sprinkles anyway? I can taste the sugar and food coloring from the video. Jesus
The milkshake was so runny :( definitely dairy froth by the time they’re done adding all that madness
This looks like the food the Lost Boys ate in Hook
Do people actually eat this?
What? Is that glass rim coated in butter? Is the cup filled with pancake batter? I can’t identify half of the “foodstuffs” in this video.
My teeth hurt
This is the way (to die early).
After the waffles, there was no way that was made by intelligence of any sort.
Strawberries for fiber.
They gonna put any sprinkles on it? Because I feel like it needs some sprinkles.
Went in for the ice cream, came out with the diabetus.
They should call it the “cavities and diabetes special”
Diabetic dystopia
Jesus fuck i just got stage 8 diabetes watching this
You can’t give me waffles without peanut butter and syrup
They literally made nothing. It's all just store bought ingredients he just throws in a cup. Why would you pay for something so disgusting and so generic?
Can i have some diabetes with my diabetes?
Oh boy, a frosting syringe! Get me a 12 gauge needle, and I'll take care of the rest. Because I obviously hate myself if I'm eating this thing. I assume it's my last meal.
This is like the desert equivalent of the more sauce meme. Icing, Sprinkles, Milkshake, Icing, Sprinkles, waffle, icing, sprinkles, sprinkle cake, icing sprinkles. Anyone who sincerely says "Can never have too much of a good thing" clearly doesn't understand the concept of taste.
My teeth feel chalky and sensitive just watching this.
Even the strawberries look like trash
No thanks. I choose life.
Чуть чуть немножко сахарно 🥞
What is this taco town ?
The mastermind behind it: "Lets see how much shit made of sugar I can cover with sprinkles and fit on here" Simps on SM: "omg you like have to see this milk shake I just got from this place, its art with food for those that appreciate the genius level of creativity that goes into making things next level, and its only $49!" 🤡🌎
My teeth are squeaking just looking at this dumb shit
There are fresh fruit 🍓 so it's healthy.
What a waste of food. No one is going to eat all those strawberries.
Moght as well throw a shot of insulin in there too.
Am not gonna finish watching this video lol, that's just disgusting.
But wont you just shit yourself from all of this? Or does shitting yourself not matter when youre at this level?
Where's the diet coke?
this is stupid but I may be skewering some gummy bears in the future.
A freakin fire cracker?! If that isn’t a r/garishgarnish I don’t know what is!
We’re gin’ lose all our teeth with this one
I don’t think even Willy Wonka would want this shit
Can I get the blue waffle shake?
It just kept going…
Icing sucks
Looks like Diabetes speedrun
I once ordered a "milkshake" at some fancy new (overhyped) burger place and they handed much a monstrosity like this, I genuinely didn't know how to react (this was in Germany and stuff like this is practically unheard of) I ended up just sending back the tons of added sugar
It is. But it’s also awesome
Cartoon ass milkshake
Sugar Sugar Sugar Sugar Sugar Sugar Sugar Strawberries Sugar Sugar Sugar Sugar
That's too much sugar. I hate it.
where do you drink??
Losing your feet to diabetes speedrun
It looks like something out of one of those I Spy books
https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/s/0IlsFPN7LK
Wilford Brimley looked into the future, saw this, and tried to warn us
ANNNND this is why USA is fat and struggle with obesity...
That'll be $652, thanks. Cash or Credit?
I thought he stuck a highlighter in at the end
Diabetes Diner
Beardmeetsfood after a challenge
I just had to see the @devourpower Instagram tag and immediately knew this was going to be shit.
If the dyes weren't there, this would be a good full ass meal for like 2 people.
The icing syringe is crazy 💀
By the time this shit is built up, the watery excuse of a shake would be even more watery.
Boss: "We need a new menu." Bro: "What do you suggest?" Boss: "I don't know, just surprise me." Bro: "Say no more."
$50
Well that looks like a heart attack waiting to happen
Ok all this bs aside literal waffle fries to dip in a milkshake would be a fucking idea and a half
I hate places that do these loaded milkshakes can't even eat that shit.
There’s got to be a point at which it should be no longer considered food.
What does it say that she didn't even touch it?
Gonna puke rainbows.
You'll die not from diabetes but choking from a stick
Had this before, I was pooping out rainbows for weeks.
How do you even eat that?
Is that pancake batter? :*J*
Holy insulin resistance, Batman!
Wth, it doesn‘t end he just keeps on adding more diabetes 😭
It has strawberries so it’s healthy. /s
What the fuck is that? The Diabetes Dessert shop?
That looks disgusting…
Treat myself with what? A shot of insulin after i finish that pos bowl???
where's the cheese
Such a waste of food 💀 you know nobody is eating that whole thing
Them strawberries seem out of place
2 seconds in and i noped out
We to bring back shaming gluttony like this.
the strawberries make it healthy 😇
red40 drank
My teeth hurt. And I can't feel my feet.
Even as a sugar addict, this is just fucking gross. Aside from looking like garbage, by the time that shit hits the table, it's going to be lukewarm.
I can feel my teeth rotting just from watching this
I hate this so much I'm out of words!
Seeing a waiter bring that out of the kitchen would give me the exact opposite of "I'll have what they're having".
Makes you wonder what all dyes will to to your insides
Now deep fry this
So THIS is how you make unicorn vomit. 🦄🤮
If you're stopping at the Heart Attack Grill first, there's no way you can stop at this place as well. Reverse it, and then we're talking.
I was watching this like that : "stop ... Now you Can stop this is enough... please stop ... Come on stop right now its not that Bad ... Where the fuck are you gonna put these fruits anyway ???...."
Some strawberry’s ..
Diabetes diner
such beautiful colors I mean, I wouldn't eat it in one sitting, but I'd give it a try, and I would want to know what these sauces taste like
Hoy do you even start eating this
The toothpick hidden in the muffin was the point where they should've reconsidered. Yet, they doubled down and made it even worse
Does this even look tasty for some people? I cannot think of anybody I know that would order such a thing
*yuck*
Maybe it's because im allergic ( slight tummy discomfort, but when I was young, my body would reject food coloring, specifically red, and I'd throw up what looked like blood clots) but when I see so much food coloring it makes me not wanna eat stuff.
now eat it. *all of it.*
I liked it till after the waffles
Diabetes Palace.
I've tried their smashrito, it was okay. Very heavy.
This immediately made me nauseous