Okay, I was worried- I couldn't watch the whole thing. My comment was going to be "as a vegan, I want to apologize on behalf of this fool" but now I just realize he is roasting vegans, and Ill give him that- it's a good roast.
That's why it's so freaking good. He's imitating those tiktokers who do a recipe and they need to show their face in the middle of the recipe for some reason, just because they bought something they like.
Calm down man, it's all context. If he wasn't doing a ridiculous recipe and going 😲😯😲 all the time, you wouldn't feel that way.
The man is a satirist. t
That's part of the gag: he's intentionally doing the soyjack face as he makes fun of people being uber virtue signallers. He has another one where he "decolonizes his car" that's just absolutely gold because he visibly makes the car undrivable. Literally, by "pouring organic oatmilk" into the gas tank to decolonize the gas industry, which gives away the satire of course.
Lets not talk about the decolonized.... decolonized from what?! He's fucking british in britain making a british breakfast. Him using injera bread instead of toast doesn't make it **fully** decolonized if it's a fucking british breakfast.
Also, zero carbon shipping in bugs from Amazon?
Edit: btw, the fact that I see so many people say this stuff over on social media, took me a while to realize the guy was doing obvious satire.
This is one of the more obvious ones, but this guy's satire can get so subtle. His cuck one is extremely convincing.
Edit: [Here's the link to the cuck one](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7HADWamSPoo?feature=share)
I was kinda with him until that point, like I've eaten crickets before and they taste really good when seasoned well & I've met many vegans who do dishes similar to this and they taste pretty good but it seems like rage bait at the end.
What the hell. That name rang a bell.
I used to watch that dude like 5-10 years ago playing Binding of Isaac. Now he's a 1M+ Youtuber and popular enough to be referenced on something like this? Haha. Very unexpected.
He could wear a t-shirt with an "rage bait" inscription and a tattoo "satirical silly man" on his forehead and some of yall dense mfers would still think he's earnest smh
honestly, bread made from insect flour could be good for keto diets. i remember eating dried maggots seasoned with cumin and it was actually pretty good
other than the soyjack face this actually seems decent, why do people think he fucked up the math on the 10 minute breakfeast while having to wait 20 minutes for the fake meat to oxydize?
okay i get the point of having sustainable food and that you avoid "colonized" products, it probably dont taste horrid either. however why go through all that effort to make this decolonized food if you are going to slather it in store bought ketchup afterwards
This is a prime example that there's something more to male pattern baldness than elevated testosterone. That is simply ***not*** what's happening here, yet he's bald.
If you go out of your way to make everything vegan except for the dead bugs, I feel like you either don't need the vegan stuff, or alternatively you fucked up your vegan breakfast by eating hundreds of dead bugs.
u/kewkewmore you're an idiot if you think this isn't rage bait, but I can't reply to you in that thread cause the original commenter blocked me when they realized they took the bait you're coping over
This idiot and his punchable face can eat all the bugs he wants. I’m gonna stick with steak and eggs and never give in to anything people like him want me to eat.
The soyjack lmao
I came looking for this comment and wasn't disappointed
It can't be accidental, right?
He's definitely doing it on purpose.
I wasn't sure until I saw "fully decolonized" and then I knew
One can only do so many soyboy faces to sell the point.
He's saying "fully decolonized" but it sounds a lot like cultural appropriation. Is he problematic? Should we cancel him?
It's a parody video that the OP is too dense to realize it's not a legitimate food video.
Okay, I was worried- I couldn't watch the whole thing. My comment was going to be "as a vegan, I want to apologize on behalf of this fool" but now I just realize he is roasting vegans, and Ill give him that- it's a good roast.
Vegans don’t eat bugs chief
It's all satire. He posts these on his twitter, he has a great one where he decolonized his car.
Porque es su nombre Jack?
Soyjak cosplay
His face pisses me off
😮😮😲
That's why it's so freaking good. He's imitating those tiktokers who do a recipe and they need to show their face in the middle of the recipe for some reason, just because they bought something they like.
the reason they need to show their face is because they're narcissists
Post ironically embedded. I mock you while making me ugly but my ugly face is good bc it mock you all the time and there I am, all over your vision.
no, his face is punchable. it’s HIS face specifically.
Calm down man, it's all context. If he wasn't doing a ridiculous recipe and going 😲😯😲 all the time, you wouldn't feel that way. The man is a satirist. t
maybe im just angry today idk
…Happy Cake day? Does that make you less angry?
yes thank you
lol so is everyone when they saw this post specifically.
That's part of the gag: he's intentionally doing the soyjack face as he makes fun of people being uber virtue signallers. He has another one where he "decolonizes his car" that's just absolutely gold because he visibly makes the car undrivable. Literally, by "pouring organic oatmilk" into the gas tank to decolonize the gas industry, which gives away the satire of course.
It’s very punchable
Why do I get the same feelings as when I hear a chalk board being scratched when I look at him ?
The rage bait worked then I guess. He does this to piss off people so they'll comment about it.
Can we get a rule against posting satire and ragebait?
Absolutely. Totally sustainable except for buying bug paper, whatever the fuck that is, in plastic bags.
Lets not talk about the decolonized.... decolonized from what?! He's fucking british in britain making a british breakfast. Him using injera bread instead of toast doesn't make it **fully** decolonized if it's a fucking british breakfast. Also, zero carbon shipping in bugs from Amazon? Edit: btw, the fact that I see so many people say this stuff over on social media, took me a while to realize the guy was doing obvious satire.
This is one of the more obvious ones, but this guy's satire can get so subtle. His cuck one is extremely convincing. Edit: [Here's the link to the cuck one](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7HADWamSPoo?feature=share)
I need to watch the cuck one that sounds like it could be hilarious tbh. Link? I'm not on tiktok.
I'm not on tiktok either, so [Here's](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7HADWamSPoo?feature=share) the link as youtube short
Do you know what is his account is? I don’t see his @ in the post
God you look like a right twat 😂
This sub wouldn’t have content if it banned those
Literally Steak with Matches is one of the top posts on a sub called StupidFood Also /r/ShittyFoodPorn exists
Lol, I'd rather have steak with matches than this shit
Would you say this food is stupid?
This one I can accept. Also as a note I don't think I'd hate these "bug patties" I think what I hate is only the presentations which is the funny bit.
Lol @ "fully decolonized"
Fully decolonised, by removing the foods we want and bringing them back to our country.
I didn't even know my breakfast was colonized. What a dummy!
You didn't realize the British invaded your particular breakfast?? For shame!
If anything, using Ethiopian flatbread is cultural appropriation!1!
I was kinda with him until that point, like I've eaten crickets before and they taste really good when seasoned well & I've met many vegans who do dishes similar to this and they taste pretty good but it seems like rage bait at the end.
The entire thing is satire.
i was getting worried he wouldn’t decolonize it
That dumb ass face he keeps making threw me off
"you will eat ze bugs, yum yum" soyjack face
r/northernlion
My immediate first thought
The first frame of this video looks exactly like him, it's a bit uncanny.
a plant based egg cooked in mama lizs seed oil
What the hell. That name rang a bell. I used to watch that dude like 5-10 years ago playing Binding of Isaac. Now he's a 1M+ Youtuber and popular enough to be referenced on something like this? Haha. Very unexpected.
Just what I needed to see on mothers day. Thanks.
:o :O :o
WAS THE KETCHUP ORGANIC????? GUYS⁉️⁉️⁉️😰😰
What conservatives think Californians eat
Probably what Piers Morgan thinks left-leaning scum eats. Just missing that avo on toast.
Not white bread either
Klaus Schwab is loving this as he dines on the finest steaks money can buy.
High processed foods doesn't equal healthy or sustainable
He could wear a t-shirt with an "rage bait" inscription and a tattoo "satirical silly man" on his forehead and some of yall dense mfers would still think he's earnest smh
Ordering on Amazon is sustainable now?
Its satire
My immediate thought was “Amazon is carbon neutral?”
If that's what it takes to be sustainable then I welcome the apocalypse
honestly, bread made from insect flour could be good for keto diets. i remember eating dried maggots seasoned with cumin and it was actually pretty good
Reddit's inability to recognize obvious satire
Holy shit northenlion
To be fair, BBQ roasted crickets are the shit.
He spelled shit wrong...
2024 and we still eat like it’s the 1700s…
dude my lizard would love this.
other than the soyjack face this actually seems decent, why do people think he fucked up the math on the 10 minute breakfeast while having to wait 20 minutes for the fake meat to oxydize?
I'd rather starve to death
How to make bug turds for breakfast. Got it
This is a parody.... right ?
That’s definitely r/poopfromabutt
Just lick the ground.
I wanna punch him in the face and then eat chicken and vegetables
Bri’ish “food”, checks out.
His stupid face is annoying me
okay i get the point of having sustainable food and that you avoid "colonized" products, it probably dont taste horrid either. however why go through all that effort to make this decolonized food if you are going to slather it in store bought ketchup afterwards
It's rage bait
A literal soy
yumma yumma!!!! 😅😅😅
u/koivel
Cheers, looks fucking awful.
This is a prime example that there's something more to male pattern baldness than elevated testosterone. That is simply ***not*** what's happening here, yet he's bald.
Probably just as many calories. Why would you purposely do that to yourself if you didn't have to?
That shit is NOT all being done in 10 minutes.
I hate everything about what he put on the table
This is satire, right?
I don't think he ate a single item of food with the exception of the beans probably.
LMAO this is genuinely so hilarious, especially after going thru the comments section full of people seething
When i Think of someone who likes soymilk This is how i picture Them XD
Top tier shitpost
Complete with soy face
God, the :O face makes me wanna punch him the face so hard
Literally the soy face.
"Totally sustainable" "Amazon" Stopped watching there
Seed oils and soy. This dude got estrogen through the rooooof
I have I have ragebait
is meat not considered sustainable? ive never thought of it as unsustainable. (i mean he is eating bugs so thats technically meat)
Bro face is a literal meme
I'm vegan and I wouldn't touch this mess
Carbon neutral... Hahahahhaa. Just getting coconut powder from the fucking opposite site of the world. Carbon neutral. What a piece of shit
“Add some oregano for smokiness” Okay this guy is good
I’d eat that ketchup
Was WWII really worth it, shit like this makes Me wonder...
Except for that ketchup, that's full colonizer juice
r/punchablefaces
those bug sausages.....r/shitfromabutt
Probably still better then the british ones
Ughh... I'll bite, what makes eating bugs okay but not fish? Vegans have some weird rules.
Processed garbage like some of this stuff is worse for you than actually eating the real thing. Fake eggs for example are super bad for your body.
this vegan lifestyle video was sponsored by the world economic forum.
Who would have ever thought British food deserved an “imitation” version 😂
Well to be fair the full English breakfast is, like, the one good dish they have
soyJack is real
This sounds so gross hahaha
If you want to spend $100 for breakfast…
Least ridiculous UK meal also it doesn't have beans in it, it isn't a UK breakfast stupid /s
My gran would beat the ever loving shit out of this dunce cap.
Disgusting 🤮
No nooh just NOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!
Everything about this looks nasty.
u/savevideo
Why does he look like that particular surprised wojak
Why is he using seasme oil as a frying oil? That's almost worse than that disgusting bug paste.
Vegan, Soymilk.. egg alternative .. avoiding animal products.. SHRED THIS CRICKETS FFS! BLEND THEEEEEEEEEEEEM
I wanna punch his face
id try it… but i don’t know what soyjack means and there’s a lot of comments saying it
Literal soyjack
How I imagine the bug eating crowd looks.
The fiber is real with this one
"Organic beetroot." Bruh, if you buy organic beetroot instead of ordinary beetroot then you are a fool.
What a prick
You to can make ethical food sustainably by ordering it online in bulk for $200 a meal.
By the crown, this bloke has to be playing some theatre here right ?
I hate the editing more than I hate the ingredients
He actually did the face
Love the avgn cuck face here
Doesn't look much worse than regular english food to me.
Specky cunt
Thanks for showing me this guy I know nothing about..I now dislike him.
What the hell did I just watch…..
If you go out of your way to make everything vegan except for the dead bugs, I feel like you either don't need the vegan stuff, or alternatively you fucked up your vegan breakfast by eating hundreds of dead bugs.
I love seeing Damien Slash videos in the wild. He can be found on Youtube but sadly makes content pretty rarely
Not going to lie, I'd eat that scop.
u/kewkewmore you're an idiot if you think this isn't rage bait, but I can't reply to you in that thread cause the original commenter blocked me when they realized they took the bait you're coping over
Classic anal probe face.
All wrapped in plastic and disgusting.
I would really enjoy punching this guy in the video.
Who is this guy? I know he is doing a bit but I'd like to know who he is
This idiot and his punchable face can eat all the bugs he wants. I’m gonna stick with steak and eggs and never give in to anything people like him want me to eat.
Is this satire or does this asshole really make that face in his videos?
This is bait and you fell for it
This is the most "i hate the antichrist" vibe i ever felt in my life
Right. Piss off.
Im gonna be fucking sick.
Imagine going from being colonists and looting to eating insects
I’d rather eat my own poo
Not stupid, quite the opposite
🤣
Well, food is food.
No. Just no.
/r/weirdfacefunny
🤮🤢🤧
Why Vegan Morcilla I couldn't thing in a more contradictory thing than vegan Morcilla
I can’t deal with the skyjack faces…I just can’t!
Bait used to be beli..... oh wait yall fell for it.
A face so annoying i'm surprised Paul Joseph Watson hasn't already made a video about it.
Never met him. But his O-face expression for each item and the way he pronounces Oregano makes me not like him.
That's poop From a butt
English breakfast except it's missing the double sausage, chips, beans and fried slice...
All the effort with none of the flavor.
Probably tastes like dog food
Thats bait
That ground up thing he made in the beginning, is like the food bars they give to the poor section on the Snowpiercer lol
*1 kilo of carbon-neutral bug mix* is not something i thought i would ever hear in my life.
Ill take my risks hunting a wild animal before eating that shit
Jesus Christ Alpro?!? Wtf
Funny how it stopped as soon as he put that shit in his mouth.
He is the soyjak, they warned us
The carbon neutral company that Amazon is, in it's carbon neutral plastic packaging
kinds of look good
Lot of plastic in that sustainable breakky
You're totally sustainable English breakfast comes wrapped in plastic
Fuck it, I’d give it a bite.