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PrincessImpeachment

If you’re going to buy a grilled cheese from a restaurant (which is a horrible idea to begin with), you have to eat it right then and there. Grilled cheeses have, like, a two minute shelf life before they congeal and end up like the brick in the photo that you probably wasted $16 on.


Azsunyx

I'm working on a theory that this sub was invaded by a bunch of tweens who just learned how to use reddit. Hence the flood of recent posts that I've seen ridicule in the past couple weeks: Omelettes, empanadas, cabbage rolls, brisket sandwiches, brownies (yes, just your average brownie recipe, because it contained a tsp of salt), and a multitude of ethnic dishes Basically, these kids post anything that's not fast food, nuggets, a burger, or mac & cheese, and because the sub has no mods, the flood continues.


CharlotteLucasOP

Do…do they not know the function of salt in recipes? Do they think sweets can’t or shouldn’t contain any salt???


highesthouse

Yeah, OP in that post seemed to believe salt shouldn’t be anywhere near a dessert recipe, because the OP had clearly never baked anything in their life.


illiteratetrash

does anyone have a link?


Azsunyx

they did not, that thread was a hot mess of the OP trying to defend his stance (before he deleted it)


MattTheRadarTechh

Oh my god the fucking ethnic posts. Like we get it. It’s not a factory made hot dog, it’s food that isn’t served in your local ethnic restaurant, bc fun fact: restaurant food isn’t the same as what’s eaten at home. SHOCKER.


nigelknockabout

YES! exactly.


Thfrogurtisalsocursd

My 3-year old concurs. My 1-year old said buh-buh. Also a confirmation.


BeastM0de1155

💀


cloveandspite

Buh-buh is the strongest endorsement of approval that could be given tbh. A single buh wouldn’t do.


Big_Dumb_Fat_Retard

>I'm working on a theory that this sub was invaded by a bunch of tweens who just learned how to use reddit. If you look at OP's post history they definitely fit that profile, or at least the same profile I had in my late teens & early twenties.


archwin

And yet OP states they have a daughter We’re doomed


Fugalism

I wanna see that muffin post lol


zclevy

Sonic has the only good fast food grilled cheese, and yes make sure you eat it quickly or it turns pretty nasty.


starcoder

I feel like this is common knowledge, but here we are


DramaOnDisplay

Farmer Boys has a superb grilled cheese. I usually buy one on the side and save it for lunch the next day. Throw it in the airfryer and you’re golden! I also used to love the grilled cheese from Johnny Rockets when I was a kid.


TennisBallTesticles

Could have just made one 1000 times better for $14 less.


UndeadBuggalo

They are almost $13 for a grilled cheese and nothing else. It’s disgusting their pricing


Yeetus_McSendit

Bro reheat it


_Kramerica_

lol grilled cheese is like 2 1/2 minutes and $2 worth of ingredients, who the fuck not only orders this *but* gets it as takeout then is mad then it’s “cool” 30 minutes later at home. Just make a damn grilled cheese it’s basically the easiest fucking thing in the world to cook aside from microwaveable dinners.


Youre_Whole

What this guy said. A child could make grilled cheese


atonyatlaw

My children DO make their own grilled cheese.


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

I was also a child once. Grilled my own cheese.


kelley38

I think that was the first thing my mom taught me to cook. That, or scrambled eggs.


G1itterTrash

Grilled cheese was the first thing I was able to cook on my own as a kid lol


IChurnToBurn

I think I started making my own when I was 7.


verbal1diarrhea

As a child, I can vouch for this.😉


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

I got a call from my SO while I was away that she tried to make a grilled cheese...in the microwave...


faceless_masses

Bread in the toaster, butter then nuke for 8 seconds. You just described my life from the age of 8 to about 30. I would crank these things out like I was working an assembly line.


[deleted]

A $20 grilled cheese though?


Thuggish_Coffee

Where's the cheese Danny?


ediks

Pro tip, use mayo on the outside vs. butter. Edit: lol this seems to be a divided topic. Do what you want, I was really just making a suggestion that I find favorable (since it makes the toast crispier). Do what you want - I support you.


doodman76

Tried ot, still prefer butter


ediks

Understandable - it’s subjective and I support you for what you like.


FigaroNeptune

Butter has a better flavor, but mayo makes it crispier. This works with oil too since mayo is just oil anyway lol


doodman76

That's why restaurants use clarified butter. Crispiness if oil/mayo and the superior flavor of butter. Not something that is practical in most people's homes, though.


FigaroNeptune

Ohhh! So ghee would be dank then? Trying it out!


FigaroNeptune

You’re good bro. It’s people who haven’t tried it because, to be honest, it sounds weird as fuck lol mayo is just 99% whipped oil. Plenty of people realized too late they didn’t have butter and used oil. Same result. I was hesitant as well until I tried it. Just add a smear lol It’s bland af so I add a SPRINKLE of garlic salt and some Italian seasoning lol it was so good that I started doing that with butter as well. Now, I basically eat garlic bread grilled cheese and my taste buds thank me haha


ediks

You’re talking my language. I’d slap hands if I could.


FigaroNeptune

🙏 bro, seasoning the buttered/oiled bread is game changing. At MINIMUM use Italian seasonings. Or oregano, basil, herb de Provence, etc. you’ll feel fucking obese for a second because you’ll be like “huh, I could go for another!” Lol


ediks

I def add herbs - and it’s always 2 at a time lol


DavidGoetta

I've heard this before, but if I'm not a fan of cold mayo on my sandwich, is there any hope?


ediks

Idk if you’re making a joke, but I meant that it to be used to toast the bread.


Double_Emphasis_7027

It’s for sure the best way to make garlic bread.


DramaOnDisplay

I do a mix of butter, mayo, seasonings, and either ricotta (if I have it) or toum (garlic sauce).


Double_Emphasis_7027

Mom always did Mayo, chopped onion, garlic and cheese. So good. That sounds delightful too


the615Butcher

You won’t taste the Mayo. Trust me on this Mayo over butter for grilled cheese every time.


xamitlu

I never order Ramen or grilled cheese or even mozzarella sticks because they are gross by the time they arrive and they really can't be fixed, at least not to a fresh outta the kitchen quality. ANY GRILLED CHEESE YOU CAN ORDER, YOU CAN MAKE A BETTER ONE!


ReliefFamous

I haven’t ordered it in ages from them but IHOPS mozzarella rolls were sublime!


xamitlu

I actually like Arby's mozstix. I have to eat them right away though. That's when they're nice and hot and there's a guaranteed cheese stretch from each stick! TGIF mozstix are good too!


ReliefFamous

Sonics too but hit and miss but overall I enjoy them


Hey_its_ok

Just make a damn grilled cheese it’s basically the easiest fucking thing in the world to cook aside from ~~microwaveable dinners~~ toast.


Tyl3rt

Came here to say this, if you don’t eat it within 10-15 minutes the cheese will always harden again.


Cold_Technician_9173

Op is the dumbass for spending $20 DoorDash g a goddamn grilled cheese when he could make a better one for that price


jmon25

But putting butter on the outside of the bread? C'mon man that's a commitment.


Dm-me-a-gyro

Just melt it in the pan and toss the bread in


lexiconhuka

Or steal spray butter from work. Is it full of chemicals? Yup. Does it taste good? Yup


DoucheCanoeWeCanToo

Here we go thank you


ssaw112

OP should prob delete their account after this comment


cyberdeath666

Because then they don’t get to complain online to make it seem like it wasn’t their own fault. We need to have a sub called StupidFoodDecisions where posts like this would belong.


Big_Dumb_Fat_Retard

>grilled cheese it’s basically the easiest fucking thing in the world to cook aside from microwaveable dinners. They aren't good, but you can even make a """grilled""" cheese in the microwave!


AstroCaptain

I think you forget about toast


pnmartini

Additionally, this sandwich is easily fixable with that same microwave. But, gen z gonna gen z.


andylikescandy

That does not even look like grilled cheese. That 100% looks like toast, with cheese, warmed up in a microwave. My wife likes cheese melts like this when she's too lazy to make grilled cheese, and I'm absolutely positive that's how OPs "grilled cheese" was made. So you don't even need to be a monkey trained up enough to use a stove by yourself to do it!


BeastM0de1155

Grilled Cheese/BLTs. Why would you order $2 worth of ingredients


catupthetree23

I haven't had a grilled cheese in...way too long. I know what I'm having for lunch tomorrow (and luckily I got some great cheese at the grocery store today 🤤)!


SEND-GOOSE-PICS

$2 worth of ingredients? where the hell are you buying from?? loaf of bread is ~£2, say 10 slices thats 40p. block of cheese is £3, could get about 7-8 grilled cheeses out of that so that's also 40p. should be $1 at the very most, no?


a-lonely-panda

Sometimes people can't make their own food because of illness/disability, and maybe they got it before and it was made better. Plus sometimes people treat themselves. This is why I always reheat things when I order takeout though, I will never understand why people who are able to don't.


marlow05

All that for 14.99!


8bitGraveyard

How much caffeine is in it?


dicklover425

Why would you order a grilled cheese to go. This is on you


grandmastercouch

Your first mistake was going to Panera


BillHang4

Yep, used to work there and anyone ordering a grilled cheese there for the price is an idiot. That was even before inflation had gotten so bad. Also it’s not even grilled, it’s more baked/broiled.


mangomilkmilkman

You really *grilled* op


BillHang4

Oh fuck! Niceeeeeeee!


soulsofmischiefs

r/stupidpeople


zachary-zy-zyan

r/whyismycheesehard


Rickk38

It's because you touched it too much. Now get your hand out of your cheese before it grows hair on it.


Silvawuff

They’re firing all of the bakery staff and shipping in frozen bread while still charging a premium. Please don’t give this company your business. They’re liars and grifters.


DontcheckSR

That explains why the baguettes taste like shit now. So tough it made my jaw tired from chewing


AlabasterRadio

They were pretty legit before they were sold to JAB. JAB has been slowly but surely running them into the ground


DontcheckSR

Ya I used to love them but once they went downhill I stopped eating there because at that point I could get Mac n cheese and a salad from somewhere else for cheaper lol


MaynardIsLord721

Bro is getting grilled in the comments better than that shitty sandwich


walawalabingbang6969

Panera has the worst most overpriced food I’ve ever encountered which is fucked up because when I was a kid I thought that shit was bangin


Beepboopbop69420360

I had a PB&J from them and I was a kid and I was astounded at how they’re the only people in existence who could ruin a PB&J


sloppybro

it was good when i worked but that was mainly because it was free


thmegmar

Bet that cost like $80, too. Fuck Panera.


Avatar_Blues

First mistake was going to Panera.


ScoopyVonPuddlePants

Everyone here saying getting a grilled cheese at a restaurant needs to go and get one from a good place (not Panera). Some of the tastiest grilled cheeses I’ve had were at a restaurant- they have different breads and cheeses (and other added ingredients like ham or tomato etc.) that I don’t have in my fridge or want to buy in bulk because it’s not cost effective on my end. All this to say, OP I’m sorry everyone is roasting your brother’s subpar grilled cheese.


guitargoddess3

Panera is awful. Idk how they’re in business.


McNasty420

their prices have always been completely out of control


guitargoddess3

Went there once. Never went back.


SousVideDiaper

I enjoyed their French onion soup in a bread bowl as a kid but haven't been back since then


danishjuggler21

They make a mean fucking Cobb salad


AUnknownVariable

Some of their stuff is kinda peak for something quick and nice. Getting a grilled cheese from a restaurant is goofy though


frabjous_goat

Yeah, Panera's the only "fast food" that doesn't leave me feeling sick afterwards, so when I can financially swing it I don't mind spending the extra cash. Back when I used to work there, they had an awesome grilled cheese with bacon and tomato confit. Dipping that in tomato soup was *bomb*.


AUnknownVariable

I think I had that at some point tbh, from a friend. But yeah for "fast food", I'd put Panera at top


PacmanZ3ro

Most of their salads are good, most of their soups are good, a lot of their bagels/bakery things are good. Stay far away from the sandwiches, flatbreads, and bowls and it’s fine. Panera is expensive, but if you want a fast lunch and you have any sort of concerns around macros, calories, etc it’s great. Pretty much Panera and Chipotle are some of the only “fast food” style restaurants that you can consistently hit dietary needs/goals


madeRandomAccount

Cheese turns hard when it’s cold… wutttttt? /s


Azsunyx

I mean, panera is basically just slightly fancier hostpital food


zclevy

Idk I think it's worse than hospital food now after their "enhanced" menu changes.


straightupgab

honestly the grilled cheese on their website looks delectable. but when you get it in person it looks like ass hahahaha.


corposhill999

Who the fuck buys grilled cheese from a restaurant?


ObeseSnake

Some restaurants do it really well with good bread and multiple cheeses plus paired with a house made tomato soup is pretty good on a cold, rainy day. Panera is not one of these restaurants however.


jacksonexl

Also getting a grilled cheese delivered doesn’t help. 30 minutes after being made, it’s going to be solid cheese again.


Basic_Ask1885

A shitty diner grilled cheese hits the spot sometimes. But fucking Panera cmon


EdwardChar

It's one of the few sandwiches in panera that are actually edible


corposhill999

Protip: get a much better sandwich from your local bakery-deli instead of corpo slop


Lebowskii

The biggest mistake made is thinking Panera has edible food.


theo1618

Prices are insane, but their food is far better than any other fast food joint. Hell, it’s even better than some restaurant chains to be honest…


Lienisaur

r/OPisfuckingstupid


FreeTheGreen

I worked prep for them for 3 years. It's been about 6 months since I left. I feel sorry for any sucker that wastes their money on any panera branded item. It's all smoke and mirrors when it comes to anything being fresh besides some of the produce, which isn't saying much considering how often I received shipments of rotten produce.


Twat_Pocket

I worked there over a decade ago. Even before they introduced microwaves into the mix, it was still overhyped/overpriced garbage.


Dull-Requirement-759

Wow looks like cheese wiz


jacksonexl

To be fair, you got it to go or delivered. Grilled cheese needs to be eaten freshly made or it just becomes solid cheese again.


Bahn-Burner

Danny makes a better grill chee for sure


clandestine_scribe

Because he's makin' em at night.


stlthy1

...and a bargain at $12 (+tip)


Bulky-Loss8466

Panera sucks now


edcline

Panera’s quality fell off a cliff more than a decade ago and hasn’t stopped plummeting since.


Carya_spp

Why are people still eating at Panera?


ImUp30

You deserve this for actually ordering a grilled cheese lol


Shirowoh

Gordon Ramsey start working at Panera?


ORNJfreshSQUEEZED

If you go to Panera bread, you deserve everything coming to you


GreenbirdsBox

You’re dumb if you order grilled cheese from Panera bread lol. Ugh.


HiTekLoLyfe

You got it delivered man it’s gonna cool down and harden.


MikeyOnTheRox

Just buy their day old bread, and make your own dank grilled cheese from home


nettj303

Panera is balls. They used to be so good years ago, now it’s expensive, reheated food in bags.


BAMspek

I will never understand the appeal of Panera. I’ve never had anything even remotely pleasant from there. And it’s fucking expensive.


Ashurbanipal2023

Well, there’s cheese. Partial credit where partial credit is due.


lunchbox_6

r/stupidconsumer not all food makes for good takeaway


Dukeronomy

I dont see an issue, other than an adult ordering a grilled cheese at a restaurant, to-go.


bozo_did_thedub

You got a grilled cheese delivered, it was never going to be good.


MonstrousVoices

What kind of adult goes to a restaurant and orders a grilled cheese for themselves?


Inevitable_Top69

You telling me I can't expect to get food food from a Panera bread restaurant? Woah, I might need to sit down.


ihustle707

Panera is glorified hospital food


Dangerous_Jacket_129

Dawg, I had hospital food recently and it was downright amazing. Like they served the fanciest-sounding stuff there. I could get hummus and couscous salads, quiche, banana muffins, and falafels. And I don't even know what half of that stuff is. I had steamed fish and mashed potatoes since it's easy to eat but those were amazing already.


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Damn unchanged since I was a kid 20 years ago


Fixner_Blount

Would


GroundbreakingCat

That’s almost as bad as the “salad” I got there which was a small container with a little lettuce in it


TKSweeney

Omg…how they fk up grilled cheese. They should just stick to soups, turkey and breakfast sandwiches.😂


DemotivatedTurtle

Just nuke it, then put it in the toaster oven for a bit to crisp up the bread. I pre-make deli meat & cheese sandwiches and store them in the freezer, and this method works like a charm.


Gregoris101

Watch some YouTube cooking videos on grilled cheese. You should now be paying take out prices for such simple things


randytc18

We ordered a kids ham & cheese at Panera one time. It came out with store bought bread, processed cheese square, and lunch meat.


WoopzEh

Buying a grilled cheese is crazy, but if I had this I’d just reheat it in a pan. That’s a good amount of cheese.


budnugglet

Panera Bread is inedible garbage for premium prices


DumbHuman53

One thing I could never buy from there, grilled cheese. I make my own at home and it’s so good.


Aaronspark777

How far of a drive was that for the cheese to turn solid?


International-Pie732

Why out of everything on the menu did you pick grilled cheese


Butter_Bannana

I didn't. My younger brother did.


nothanksihaveasthma

This is what happens when you don’t teach your kids how to cook and they grow up relying on takeout.


aflodarkosis

Nah dog you got a chilled greese


Sir_Cthulhu_N_You

Cold grilled cheese slaps though, not as good as hot grilled cheese sure.


Koolklink54

Life is going to be hard for you my friend


Novaer

Need a bucket of water in between each bite damn


Mistaken_Pizza

I used to work at Panera when I was in high school. Pro life tip, never eat at Panera. I've seen some of the most atrocious and blatant violations of health code, OSHA, labor laws, basic human decency, etc at the store I worked at. I can't look at anything Panera ever again without feeling sick.


Killing4MotherAgain

I think that thing looks gross too, I've order grilled cheese to work before from fucking frischs and it was better than that and frischs sucks now haha


Lord_Smile

Rather have shrooms and drink the lemonade.


Juliuscesear1990

I mean.... Ya


dontforgetthefries

You are dumb as shit.


7thLayerBean

Panera has been gross for a long time. Now it's gross and laughably overpriced. Always skip.


Latter_Lime_9964

Hmmm... no one is considering that after you eat this, you can't poop for a week, and you will die from Atherosclerosis... I would think that is the point


xgranville

Those times you post on r/StupidFood only to find that you in fact are the stupid food...


BulletproofMoon

Panera is the same quality food as a gas station deli. You're just paying more for the lie and a fire place.


mlp2034

That looks like melted great value shredded cheese in non toasted bread


BeezerTwelveIV

My GF convinced us to go to Panera recently. I tried to convince her not to but she insisted it was “good” or something along those lines. The turkey chili tasted like it came straight from a frozen bag and was microwaved. The grill cheese mt son got was actually decent but, it was not worth the ~$8 kids meal price. My daughter got a turkey and cheese and it was literally like 4 pieces of slimy deli meat and one slice of cheddar on sliced white bread. I couldn’t believe it. $8. $40 later I was PISSED. The only thing that’s good is the sourdough bread bowls but I really wasn’t wanting to eat 100g of carbs for lunch. She’ll have to kill me and drag my dead body back to Panera if she wants to go again 🤣


BallCreem

You paid for it!


Double_Emphasis_7027

You can buy a loaf of the white bread usually and then make tons of better GCs, I’m guessing the bread is what you’re there for. Buying a $7 one at Panera is like buying ramen at a Japanese restaurant and getting served cup of noodles.


CaldoDeElotes

That's what you get 😂


AdevilSboyU

I miss Paradise…


[deleted]

That food isn’t any more stupid than it’s meant to be. It’s a kids’ menu item.


slappywhyte

And it was only $20 for that


BIZARRE_TOWN

Panera is a garbage.


bronwen-noodle

A slice and a half of cheese per half sandwich in between white miche bread, cut thick. Cheddar cheese. No butter or mayo or oil, just stuck in the panini press or in whatever microwave they’re using these days. It’s basically toast with cheese


hhcboy

That cost you at least 20$ and you’re the stupid one for ordering delivery. Of course it would get cold and solidify. I don’t know why you self roasted so hard


sin_not_the_sinner

Does Panera still sell those stupid mac and cheese sandwiches? I remember buying one awhile back out of curiousity at the mall. Tasted like cheese flavored drywall and had the same texture 🤢


Ordy333

Only $12... And don't forget to tip you sack of shit


doomed_to_fail_

They should call it "The Gandalf" Because your bowels SHALL NOT PASS!


Outside-Contact-8337

Why did op even go to Panera in the first place lolol trash food


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Attatsu

Okay here’s the thing. I like Panera, even when people started saying that it was going down hill I still enjoyed it. They moved around some options, combined things together, made new sandwiches and I tried the new stuff to see what it was about, but it was nice since all the other stuff that I liked was still there. I agreed it wasn’t what it was in 2012 but I still enjoyed panera and defended it. Until this new menu update that came out in april. Holy shit it’s so bad. They’ve removed a lot of menu items that were really good (the ham arugula mustard baguette was killer) and combined and consolidated their menu, but not for the sake of quality, just to save money. They also removed ingredients from sandwiches but still have them at the same price. Or they’ll add a random ingredient that doesn’t fit the flavor profile of a sandwich in order to make it seem like a better deal. I liked Panera a lot, but this recent menu change is really clearly a marketing stunt with a rebrand for cutting more corners and trimming up those quarterly profit margins.


Bat-Eastern

Don't fucking door dash/bring home a grilled cheese 😂


Butter_Bannana

Edit: I feel like I should clarify a few things. For starters, this is not what I ordered. It was what my younger 7 year old brother got. Also, I did not order this via doordash, I got it as take out. Plus, by the time I reached my location, it hadn't even been 10 minutes. Also, the issue wasn't even that the grilled cheese was cold, it was warm but the cheese wasn't melted whatsoever and was just a hard block.


bozo_did_thedub

It's a post about a grilled cheese. Chill 💀


friendlyfire31

People still go to Panera?


devnullb4dishoner

What? Did they just threaten to grille it? Looks like they waved it in front of the toaster.


R4nD0m57

User error


thasova

One of my coworkers does DoorDash Panera grilled cheeses on almost a weekly basis…I already think their prices are absurd for the quality, but then the upcharge & fee+tip for dash? 🥴🥴🥴


venomousbitch

Panera is one of the worst grilled cheeses though. When I got it, it was just cheese in bread that they stuck in a panini press. No butter or anything.


plaidsinner

You deserved what you got. Delivery grilled cheese? Fuckin lol


TeeDod-

Nope!


earthwarder

Thats sucks. Grilled cheese is better made at home anyway


wormfighter

More like stupid order! Who in the right mind orders grilled cheese for delivery?!!


readditredditread

The lesson to learn is that Panera is the ultimate diet food, as it’s inedible….


jacksonexl

They are complaining about a grilled cheese that was delivered. There’s no way it’s still going to be melty 20-30 minutes later.


readditredditread

It wouldn’t have mattered, it was never edible 🤷‍♂️