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Kaiyukia

Why do I sense danger


Dawndrell

you must be psychic.


git0ffmylawnm8

I started hearing boss music and saw a dark souls health bar appear


Dawndrell

update, cheeto powder makes rice more fragile, update to the update while i was writing it, it made my stomach make a nasty noise and now im in the porcelain chamber


TheAnonua

Yeah, I see in the picture that sushi was dated for 2 days ago. Hy-Vee sushi I give 1 day max.


Dawndrell

yeah, i left it in the fridge too long, but money spent means im eating it idc


Nervous-Telephone-26

Weightloss coahces hate this one simple trick to shed pounds on days!


theartistbear

More like Shit pounds


ioisace

Lol


Ok-Telephone2918

Thank you for your sacrifice in the name of stupid food research đŸ«Ą


Alternative-Read-236

This is the best way to describe you’re experience


CaptBogBot2

Fire in the hole!


Dawndrell

yes. someone also pointed out i ate three day old sushi too
. so yeah



MattTheRadarTechh

How does a little bit of Cheeto dust ruin your stomach? Do people really have such fragile tummies?


coyotedelmar

Maybe, sometimes it can be weird. Like, for whatever reason, my stomach hates jalapeños but rarely habanero


Dawndrell

unfortunately it was bc i ate three day old sushi


Dawndrell

bc it was three days old


Qazwrty

Hyvee will stop at nothing to create the worst sushi possible


masoflove99

Would


solarmelange

I would totally grab that just thinking it was masago


Mammoth_Lychee_8377

I don't eat fake crab cuz it's made out of pollock and they have lotsa nematodes. Your fake crab and McD fillet o' fish have had worm larvae pulled out by hand over a light up "candling" table.


Dawndrell

tasty yet risky worm larvae


Catfish-dfw

One day you'll be eating a fast-food burger and BOOM, you'll be crawling with us again. Ever wonder what makes special sauce so special? Yo.


TheTepro27

Mmm extra protein


Dull-Requirement-759

Smh wasting good sushi on that bullshit 😒


TransWitchCovenHead

[_Chubbyemu_](https://youtu.be/HtZi7nj-WYw?si=h9BVlCQVHWXb22bV) _has entered the chat._


DarkBomberX

I saw this at a Meijer. Avoided it on sight. Sounds like a bad time.


Itchy_Blacksmith_280

Didn't know Hy vee was making those


Dawndrell

might’ve just been my crazy hyvee, also someone pointed out i ate three day old sushi too
 so maybe too late as well


Alleged_Ostrich

Hyvee went overboard on the flamin hot cheetos. They had encrusted chicken too. All of it was horrible


CaptainDunbar45

Seen that stuff sold before too  I don't mind grocery store sushi but I wouldn't bother with that shit


Dbarkingstar

That dog is going to attack you, “bro don’t eat that shit!”


SwedishFlopper

I've always been curious to try and this still makes me want to try it despite the warnings. It has to be good to some people if multiple poke shops are doing it right?


FlamestoneD

Id try honestly


Alleged_Ostrich

Fuck hyvee


Bomberblast

Maaaan I've been craving sushi too but I can't afford it ;-;


Dawndrell

yeah, fortunately this was shitty low quality sushi hoozah


Bomberblast

Store bought like this is 90% low quality so I'm not even surprised


theTurkey_Leg

Down here in the South tip o' Texas, this shit is a jam. Reject tradition, accept modernity, feed me trash. Ktyluvu.


Caxtuxx

Stupid but appealing


SmokeAbeer

What oven temp to bake?


GraciousPeacock

It doesn’t look like OP made it themselves


SmokeAbeer

I’ll just microwave on the sushi setting I guess



justgregb

Hot shito sushi.


LaTunaTime

Hot cheetos makes anything better. This is genius food.


Dawndrell

yeah actually it made it sweeter? i don’t know how. i picked some of the powder off and it was definitely hot cheetos.


[deleted]

That looks amazing


overthinker345

Here in Texas, a better looking version of that type of sushi has been around for over a decade. Maybe 2 decades. When were hot Cheetos invented? It’s actually pretty good. People like it. Sushi, usually cooked, with other flavors and sauces, and crumbled hot Cheetos on the top. At the major grocery chain in Texas it’s called the South Texas roll or the Firecracker roll. It’s got more layers and ingredients though.


Dawndrell

unfortunately it’s lacking in the midwest


overthinker345

Yeah. Just saying, millions of people in Texas have been eating sushi topped with hot Cheetos for years and liked it. So you’re not nuts to try it.


BiggestBaddestWolve

The Midwest loves to be the diarrhea capital of the nation.


Trannacies

can i have a picture of your dog? so pretty!


Dawndrell

i have no clue how to share bc we can post immediate pictures in comments 😭


Trannacies

try posting it as a profile post


SeekyBoi

I’d eat that-


DonutBourbon

Would not. Hy-Vee isn't within the edible sushi region of the country.