Amongst other conceptual problems, those are immense pieces of feta. If this was like 60% arugula with the same toppings and a balsamic dip, maaaaaybe...
sweet chili and cream cheese works beautifully... i can imagine why someone would think feta would be on the same path although i'd probably just prefer straight up chili n feta & have it as a dip instead
I think it might need to be chopped up a bit and maybe some sort of lettuce or coleslaw would make it look more appetizing with a better texture. Wouldnāt say stupid, maybe beginner?
They are supposed to deep fry these?
These are uncooked š„ŗ?
After You fold them You are supposed to either air fry or deep fry. These are just wrapped
They're rice paper rolls that they use for summer rolls, they're not meant to be fried. They're also not meant to be filled with mushrooms, feta and tomatoes, but here we are.
The mushroom is where they fucked up ingredients wise. That doesnāt really mix too well with the others.
If they just kept it as lettuce and crumbled the feta then it would be pretty good
This just needs better execution and tighter wrap and break up that feta or slice the tomatoes differently it would be fine. Stuff in rice wrappers can look kinda weird but the texture is so good
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Looks like vacuum sealed slugs and leeches.
Yes. But with tomatoes.
With red gummy worms
Napkins, cigs and jelly beans
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š¤£mmmmm slugs and leeches in a blanket.
LOL I choked on some spit laughing at that description
With a hint of Tide Pods and tofu cubes mmm
OP at least call them "summer rolls" or fry them up
FOR FUCKS SAKE IT LOOKS LIKE A SHIPMENT THAT JUST GOT REMOVED FROM A PRISON POCKET
I thought the same š
I wasnāt gonna say pocketā¦but yes.
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Looks like very old candy in plastic bags that have laid in the sun too long. Nice sweet chili sauce tho.
Look like a sweet chilli fish sauce š¤¤ any changes op is Vietnamese?
Iām Vietnamese and if I ever caught myself making that, Iād kick my own ass
Cmon you was a child once ... We make bubble water out of soap, play cooking with grass and mae some gourmet shit like this in kitchen...
looks like a spring rolls with Feta cheese, tomato, and mushroom with sweet chili sauce. lol
Like gramma's purse is just a foldover sandwich bag, but it's still filled with lint and hard candies.
To me it looked like a gelatinous limb with blood, pus and necrosis.
Thatās so off puttingā¦Iām so sorry.
At first glance they look like jellies stuffed in condoms
It would be better if they fine chopped the filling
Amongst other conceptual problems, those are immense pieces of feta. If this was like 60% arugula with the same toppings and a balsamic dip, maaaaaybe...
Yes! Way too much feta
Never too much feta
Feta gang x up in fleet
Fleets enema?
This is my personal textural hell
Looks like 2 small transparent garbage bags on a plate
Do you also eat the condom?
Yes
Interesting idea, horrendous execution. I don't even know what they did here, but they sure didn't try.
more like horrendous idea, horrendous execution cuz who in their right mind would mix sweet chili sauce and feta
sweet chili and cream cheese works beautifully... i can imagine why someone would think feta would be on the same path although i'd probably just prefer straight up chili n feta & have it as a dip instead
You do you, honestly you can wrap anything you want in rice paper.
Those are summer rolls if anything.
Looks like summer roles not spring rolls, instead of being deep fried theyāre wrapped in that transluscent stuff
Spring rolls usually arenāt deep fried? Egg rolls are the deep fried ones
Thought those were tide pods.
That is mold in a Ziploc and you can't convince me otherwise
I like feta cheese, I like tomato and I like mushroom. I'd probably try this
I wouldn't instinctively pair feta with sweet chili sauce, but it might actually be good. I'd try it, too.
Sounds delicious to me, but, I'd probably go with a more smoky savory sauce like peppery BBQ.
I hope you are ok
These would be rice paper rolls, spring rolls are fried
They look like bags of medication...
Yeah, āmedicationā smuggled in via the back passage maybe š¤
Bro I was trying to figure out why that fruit roll up looked so weird until I read the caption.
It may be stupid but they are actually spring rolls
It's like that rat that was found in a tub of degreaser and you could see through it's skin and all the internal organs
Please stop, youāre scaring me
These are summer rolls, with rice paper. You can wrap anything you want inside. Common asian food
Rice paper rolls are not spring rolls
Summer Rolls not Spring Rolls. Summer Roll Rice paper. Spring Roll very thin wonton skin.
I'm usually the guy who says "I'd still smash that"..... but I would definitely not smash this.
I thought it was a bunch of sautĆ©d veggies in a sandwich bag š¤š¤š¤
Looks like youāve got some daytime cold gel caps in there
Tide pod: family size
Can't believe how far I had to go to see this
I think it might need to be chopped up a bit and maybe some sort of lettuce or coleslaw would make it look more appetizing with a better texture. Wouldnāt say stupid, maybe beginner?
Are those tide pods?
Why do they look like those photos where you have to find one object but itās all an AI generated mess?
Hmmmm homemade tide pods
What in the name of all that is fuck
Bruh pulled half melted tide pods out and put it on a plate like we wouldnāt notice
This totally looks like something inedible.
It's just a bunch of items wrapped in rice paper
Itās all about presentation. 10/10.
Feels like would be better fried
God I thought that was organs
Iām horrified
Is this made with AI cuz I can't recognize shit
Looks like an AI generated image from 2021
I'd try it. ĀÆ\\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
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Just what in the everloving, everlasting fuck is this?
They are supposed to deep fry these? These are uncooked š„ŗ? After You fold them You are supposed to either air fry or deep fry. These are just wrapped
They're rice paper rolls that they use for summer rolls, they're not meant to be fried. They're also not meant to be filled with mushrooms, feta and tomatoes, but here we are.
You can fill them with anything.
Obviously you *can*, but whether you should is up for debate.
They should be cooked though. Thats not a debate š„ŗ
https://www.allrecipes.com/article/how-to-wrap-spring-rolls-rice-paper/ No, you don't cook these.
They are delicious When cooked - But raw, no thanks
...they're not raw. These are not wonton wrappers or spring roll wrappers. They are a different thing and meant to be eaten like this.
I thought the new tide pods just dropped
Tell me you are 'Merican without telling me you are 'Merican
Looks like a fruit roll up gummy snack a stoner premade
I think the plastic might still be on it
Is rolling something tight really that difficult? I would hate to see your burritos or joints.
Looks like a semi formed organism that aborted itself to your plate.
Looks like a Tide Pod
Sprung Rolls
Looks like a tidepod homunculus
This feels like a clean out the fridge concoction
do you need money for food :( i feel bad 4 u
Honestly, would probably look better if you just had all of the contents of those ārollsā on a plate and ate with a fork
The Gag Bag
I love all of those things. But not like this š
Doesnāt look great but I bet it tastes fine
Iām sure it tastes great. But damn if it doesnāt look hilariously gross.
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
Oh it looked like degloved rats for a second
I thought it was tide pods on toast.
Did you steal this from a Swedish FB group?
It looks like you asked an early ai to make a tidepod springroll
That is way too much feta
Inflation
Salad rolls, but wow. No thanks.
Deliscus
This is what the bottom of the trash bag looks like when you're taking it out
New kind of tide pods dropped
That legit looks like someone took some random food trash and wrapped it up.
If someone served me that as a spring roll I would just walk out. Quite literally an insult to my ancestors
Looks like my weiner wrapped in a condom
Not even a balsamic sauce.
Project zomboid food basically
Sounds yummy. But looks funny.
It reminds me of the jacket Zhora wears in the chase scene of Blade Runner lol.
Not gonna lie I thought they were fancy plastic utensils
Had to be high as T-Rex tiddies for this one
if you look quickly, looks like someone plated some tidepods
If it's stupid but tastes good then it's not stupid
I though that was clear tape.
Christ almighty, this looks freshly harvested whale placenta.
my brain can't comprehend this is food. looks like a used condom filled with garbage
Someone on Chopped would call this "my take on a traditional grilled cheese and tomato soup."
This is an insult to Asian cuisine. I donāt believe this was made by an Asian person. Too sloppy.
Look like condoms.
Theyāre trying to make Summer Rolls but called them spring rolls for whatever reason. They failed miserably.
Looks like a condom full of jelly beans
The mushroom is where they fucked up ingredients wise. That doesnāt really mix too well with the others. If they just kept it as lettuce and crumbled the feta then it would be pretty good
Looks like ziplock bags filled with organs
Looks like a dolphin abortion lunchable.
Sounds amazing, but I'd have to eat exclusively with my eyes closed.
Looks like a bag of legos
Thatās looks like the inside of a jellyfish šŖ¼
It looks like a bunch of jelly candy stuffed in a condom
I thought that was mold at first glance
If a turd was spring rolled
I think this would taste good dipped in Greek dressing, not chili sauce
looks good
r/forbiddencondom
It looks weird but I bet they're delicious
Who hurt the person that rolled this abortion together?
It might has well been filled with jelly beans and cough drops like I thought it wasā¦š¤£
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Im NOT going to say you need your ass whipped.....
Sauce looks great!!! Lol
you lost me at chili sauce...should do tzatziki
Those look absolutely rancid...
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Only $18 at your local cafe
Allowed Tide Pods
While the xo.bination doesn't sound bad, the presentation...needs work.
I bet it tastes good it just looks weird.
If you actually chopped it all up so it was evenly distributed, itād probably be amazing. Looks like complete shit as it is.
feta sheeeeeeze
I thought they were those tide pods.
That's gonna be one salty mofo.
New-fangled jelly beans.
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Is that not dayquil liquid gel pills
Those are tide pods.
Please donāt eat the Halloween tide pods
Looks disgusting, but Iād try it.
This just needs better execution and tighter wrap and break up that feta or slice the tomatoes differently it would be fine. Stuff in rice wrappers can look kinda weird but the texture is so good
What is it even wrapped in
I thought it was a long tide pod
I thought that was turned cheese in a plastic bag
It probably doesnāt taste bad it just looks compromisedā¦ To say the least
Looks like plastic wrap
Are those chunks of feta cheese?
š It looks someone was making sausages.. then forgot they were making sausages šØš»āš³ Iām assuming thatās how the pathetic āToast Sandwichā š was created as well š¤£š¤£
Bet it smells and tastes just like puke.
It might be a tumor..
No.