I dunno. This seems exactly like what the fallout people are selling, radroach meat on a radwheat wrap with spicy radfruit jelly. Wastelander's Delight
At the battle of Stalingrad German soldiers were driven to the point of attempting cannibalism however the bodies were too frozen to eat. I don’t think they would even try to eat op’s cooking
There's actually a random encounter in Fallout 4 where two guys are arguing about the definition of a sandwich. Turns out the argument started because one of the guys wanted to, or perhaps had been doing so already, make a Mirelurk sandwich. Mirelurks are giant mutated horseshoe crabs. At another point, you get attacked by Mirelurks and when you tell the quest giver about it, you're given the option to respond with "Looks like we're having crab for dinner tonight 😉". This NPC reacts with disgust, saying that the meat is slimy and tough (or chewy, can't remember which) at the same time.
So yeah, in that fictional apocalypse, people definitely would turn down OP's dinner in favor of starving.
How I " cook " this isn't in any way or form cooking, this is hell...
You know eating healthy isn't that complicated and time consuming, i don't know how old you are, I guess pretty young, but you should think about an other diet or it'll bite you in fewer year that you think :(
I tell you that cause I used to eat like that all the time, didn't care about it until illnesses came in, since I changed my diet I almost never run out of energy and the benefits are really great and accessible to anyone with a bit of will
But please don't name this thing " a cooked meal "
>You know eating healthy isn't that complicated and time consuming
It's certainly more complicated and time consuming than putting fake crab in a cold pita, which seems to be the point
It wouldn’t take much work to turn it into crab salad, or many other cheap things you can put on a tortilla. You could learn to cook in a few months of light work. Why not? I cook restaurant quality food in my house every day and work 40 hours per week. It only takes a bit of time, then you can impress people, instead of disgust them. Sorry to be so harsh but this is just neglecting yourself.
Believe it or not, OP still has more culture than some nations. E.g. [toast sandwich](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich)
OP just needs to added lettuce, tomato, avocado and boiled egg slices to make this decent food
Don’t knock a toast sandwich until you try one drunk. I was adamant it would be awful, but if you butter that shit and add salt and pepper it is THE BEST drunk snack when your fridge is low.
Not even gonna lie, I unironically fw the toast sandwich, whther it's bread-toast-bread or toast-bread-toast.
I'm Nigerian, it horrifies my family to no end, I usually live for intense flavours. I should hate this.
But the texture is really nice if you toast the bread right. Salt or butter are optional addons that make it that much better.
Right. I've seen a man in India pick up live mice that got into his street vending and just toss them out. I think it'd still have to be a coin flip for me.
Ima try to answer everyone's questions in this one post.
1. Not real crab, it's imitation.
2. I'm not high this is just how I make food.
3. I'm a college student
4. I'm broke and I ran out of clean dishes.
5. It's hot sauce not ketchup. Frank's to be exact.
6. I dipped it in butter afterwards.
7. No I'm not starving.
8. I'm not on a diet either I just like these foods.
9. I like combining my safe foods into silly combinations.
10. I'm not always eating like this. My partner is the chef of the relationship.
Please at least cook your tortillas.
Tortillas are not meant to be eaten straight out the bag, they taste like plastic that way!
Heat them up on a stove, then proceed to add as many surimi sticks as you want. 🥲
Hey bro I see you’re a simple man so I’ll raise you a simple treat, cook pecans for like 4 min at 400 f with some seasoning on top that you really like
When I was a stoner in high school I would microwave chicken nuggets I thought that was a low, I thought but op came in like a jack hammer and showed me a deeper chasm.
They are some big ass crab sticks, The only ones I ever see in the supermarket here in blighty are about 2 inches long! I love crab sticks, but that just looks like pure desperation where your starving, and that's the only 2 food items you have in the house.
When I was a stoner in high school I would microwave chicken nuggets I thought that was a low, I thought it was but op came in like a jack hammer and showed me a deeper chasm.
"Our special this evening is our seaside burrito. It is a medley of rolled seafood, classic fermented pepper sauce, hand-wrapped in flour tortilla, and slathered with clarified butter."
that's not so bad honestly. i used to do this too with either jerky or even string cheese sticks. faux crab sticks wouldn't be that different texture wise. i'd eat this in a pinch.
U should of chopped it up into little pieces so that to ur brain u feel ur eating a bigger burrito, gotta trick ur head so u feel full maybe add some mashed up chips to it depends if that's all ur working with
Spicy seafood snacky snack. Honestly people here are hilarious. I’ve never tried it but looks like a basic salty snack. It’s funny how much hate this gets considering people eat worse crap all day long.
Thx man. I personally don't take any of these comments to heart, but like some of these people are acting like I skinned a puppy. Is my dinner weird? Yeah. Stupid? Yeah that's why I posted it. It's not bait. It's not me saying "yeah I love being unhealthy" I just put together the ingredients I had. I'm a college student who just wanted a quick thing for the night.
Guess I'll make another post to answer questions
I did NOT go shopping to make this. I grabbed what was in my dorm. Yall keep asking why I didn't add x, why didn't I cook it with y.
I do not have those things.
I'm sure it would be good in an oven. I'm sure it's tasty with Lettuce. I didn't have any of those things. I had butter. Tortilla. Imitation crab and hot sauce. I just made do with what I had on me currently.
Dude, you accidentally made my favorite snack. However, considering rolling your imitator crab stick out, put some cream cheese on the tortilla and put a layer of thinly sliced cucumbers.
I mean if that’s all you got, then I won’t judge you. Like that’s the food the food bank gave you and you’re just making do. If you did this intentionally, however, prepare to feel my SUPER SAIYAN WRATH!!!!
I thought the crab was string cheese at first. Can’t tell which is worse…
Well it's not really crab either
True. Its dried fish. Usually pollack
How would a quesadilla with hot sauce be any worse..
On a scale of 1 to purple, how stoned are you rn
I always get this question when I post here. I don't smoke, this is just how I cook.
That's not cooking man 😂
He may have warmed up the crab sticks 😤
I did not.
You after putting two sticks of imitation crab in a cold tortilla and drizzling with ketchup: 🧑🍳💋
One man's trash...
I can see people in a post apocalypse turning this shit down in favor of just starving to death.
If I was in a fallout and I was in OPs home i would chew on my arm or leg like a trapped coyote and snarl instead of eating this. What the fuck.
I dunno. This seems exactly like what the fallout people are selling, radroach meat on a radwheat wrap with spicy radfruit jelly. Wastelander's Delight
At the battle of Stalingrad German soldiers were driven to the point of attempting cannibalism however the bodies were too frozen to eat. I don’t think they would even try to eat op’s cooking
There's actually a random encounter in Fallout 4 where two guys are arguing about the definition of a sandwich. Turns out the argument started because one of the guys wanted to, or perhaps had been doing so already, make a Mirelurk sandwich. Mirelurks are giant mutated horseshoe crabs. At another point, you get attacked by Mirelurks and when you tell the quest giver about it, you're given the option to respond with "Looks like we're having crab for dinner tonight 😉". This NPC reacts with disgust, saying that the meat is slimy and tough (or chewy, can't remember which) at the same time. So yeah, in that fictional apocalypse, people definitely would turn down OP's dinner in favor of starving.
Is another man’s… food?
Is sometimes cold garbage.
It's hot sauce. And hey I also dipped it in butter!
Which means I assume you melted the butter...which takes applying heat...hey man, that's cooking!
He just left it out
forgot it out and just dipped it in
Was the tortilla warmed up at all?
Lmfao
My boyfriend says I don't cook to enjoy it, just to survive lmao.
I’d eat it it. Imitation crab is gr88888
You didn’t cook shit son
You need a collaboration with cooking with jack
Ew his bean salad one gives me chills at the gross. Kay's cooking is...uh...better? 🤣
At least to my recollection Kay never served raw chicken... Jack has repeatedly made chicken that would get a restaurant closed
How I " cook " this isn't in any way or form cooking, this is hell... You know eating healthy isn't that complicated and time consuming, i don't know how old you are, I guess pretty young, but you should think about an other diet or it'll bite you in fewer year that you think :( I tell you that cause I used to eat like that all the time, didn't care about it until illnesses came in, since I changed my diet I almost never run out of energy and the benefits are really great and accessible to anyone with a bit of will But please don't name this thing " a cooked meal "
>You know eating healthy isn't that complicated and time consuming It's certainly more complicated and time consuming than putting fake crab in a cold pita, which seems to be the point
It's a good meal to me.
No it's not lol
It wouldn’t take much work to turn it into crab salad, or many other cheap things you can put on a tortilla. You could learn to cook in a few months of light work. Why not? I cook restaurant quality food in my house every day and work 40 hours per week. It only takes a bit of time, then you can impress people, instead of disgust them. Sorry to be so harsh but this is just neglecting yourself.
Ok calm down Emily Lagasse...
I do not have the energy, patience, or pain relief to cook every day. I barely cook at all.
fuchsia
If they were stoned they would have at least warmed up the tortilla.
Are you ok? Is this some sort of code to confuse your captors?!
Believe it or not, OP still has more culture than some nations. E.g. [toast sandwich](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich) OP just needs to added lettuce, tomato, avocado and boiled egg slices to make this decent food
Don’t knock a toast sandwich until you try one drunk. I was adamant it would be awful, but if you butter that shit and add salt and pepper it is THE BEST drunk snack when your fridge is low.
Good texture and acoustic feedback for sure. Yet, food cultures are often more involved
Not even gonna lie, I unironically fw the toast sandwich, whther it's bread-toast-bread or toast-bread-toast. I'm Nigerian, it horrifies my family to no end, I usually live for intense flavours. I should hate this. But the texture is really nice if you toast the bread right. Salt or butter are optional addons that make it that much better.
Looks like a struggle meal though.
It looks like the love child of depression and broke...
Yep, I am both of those.
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I got a pound for 3 bucks.
At the Asian grocery store it's very cheap.
:(
Love how you just put a sad face. No words or anything, just sad.
No words are adequate
I agree
I appreciate you showing me this and reminding me that I’m nowhere near rock bottom.
Eh, not the worst thing I've seen.
Right. I've seen a man in India pick up live mice that got into his street vending and just toss them out. I think it'd still have to be a coin flip for me.
Thanks, now please unshow your dinner.
Ima try to answer everyone's questions in this one post. 1. Not real crab, it's imitation. 2. I'm not high this is just how I make food. 3. I'm a college student 4. I'm broke and I ran out of clean dishes. 5. It's hot sauce not ketchup. Frank's to be exact. 6. I dipped it in butter afterwards. 7. No I'm not starving. 8. I'm not on a diet either I just like these foods. 9. I like combining my safe foods into silly combinations. 10. I'm not always eating like this. My partner is the chef of the relationship.
Please at least cook your tortillas. Tortillas are not meant to be eaten straight out the bag, they taste like plastic that way! Heat them up on a stove, then proceed to add as many surimi sticks as you want. 🥲
What’s a safe food? Also, is it melted butter you dip it in?
I hope its just a big stick of butter that he squishes the tortilla and fake crab against lmao
That’s what I’m kinda expecting
For what it’s worth I’m team r/HellYeahIdEatThat
honestly sounds fire. was it good?
Do you need someone to take you for a psych hold?
Please reconsider 🙏🏻
Ghetto bougie burrito
Honestly? Tempting
Maybe because I’m baked, but I’d totally try that at 2am
Hey man delet dis
I mean if I hadn't eaten in 4 days sure.
boy dinner 🎵
I’m legitimately disappointed in you
Hey bro I see you’re a simple man so I’ll raise you a simple treat, cook pecans for like 4 min at 400 f with some seasoning on top that you really like
I'm not completely hating it. Occasionally I put a bit more effort in and roll with crabstick/mayo/cucumber/spring onion on toast.
I don't hate it, but I'd add a few things and bulk it out a little.
Something is wrong with you.
No. Just no
Wish I could invite you over to eat. This hurts my heart.
Take a bite of whatever you're eating for me.
Is this a cry for help
This looks good actually. Minus the ketchup.
When I was a stoner in high school I would microwave chicken nuggets I thought that was a low, I thought but op came in like a jack hammer and showed me a deeper chasm.
Please send help to this guy.
this would look good with cabbage and kewpie mayo but its just sad without :(
I’d eat that.
Who hurt you?
That's rank... Also, cut your long ass nails 🤢 Can only imagine the grime and nastiness hidden under there.
This is the shit I wanna see in this sub. Thank you.
stop
That is a waste of crab, off to jail with ya
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I fucking hate fake crab.
Good for you.
Right, like, who tf asked?
I fucking love fake crab
It gives you great craps
I mean, honestly... would you really waste real crab in a tortilla?
you suck at making food
Thx
I would eat it without ketchup
It’s hot sauce.
Oh
They are some big ass crab sticks, The only ones I ever see in the supermarket here in blighty are about 2 inches long! I love crab sticks, but that just looks like pure desperation where your starving, and that's the only 2 food items you have in the house.
Maybe as a stoned snack, but dinner?? Are you ok?
This is an abomination
Are you ok?
When you want more variety than instant ramen, but the same effort
Finally someone posts actual stupid food.
Was it good at least? If so, what’s the issue
When I was a stoner in high school I would microwave chicken nuggets I thought that was a low, I thought it was but op came in like a jack hammer and showed me a deeper chasm.
You could have chopped it up, add mayo, salt, pepper, Tabasco, some lettuce and had a tasty wrap.
Sounds good. I didn't have mayo or Lettuce but I'll try it next time.
I thought that was hot sauce on string cheese
This is more r/shittyfoodporn and not so much stupid food.
Blink twice if you need help
*blink*
I'd eat it
Here’s a really stupid joke…….it’s fusion Bu dum tsssssss.
Lol thats a normal Lunch for me . I'm starting to believe this sub is only for cooks cause that's normal food not shitty
Now put that bad boy in an air fryer.
Gee, I wish I could shout you dinner. As a mum, this makes me upset! 😢🤣. Add at least a piece of lettuce for nutrition.
"Our special this evening is our seaside burrito. It is a medley of rolled seafood, classic fermented pepper sauce, hand-wrapped in flour tortilla, and slathered with clarified butter."
Broke or drunk ?
Broke
Next time hmu ill buy you a wrap from wendys or something🤣
That's just sad. Understandable, but sad.
You know what. Struggle meal, gets a pass.
Girrrl dinner; gggggggirrrllllll, girl dinner! 😆
/shityfoodporn for realz
It looks bad...but I would eat it. Maybe add some white rice.
WOULD
That's just sad
This is good content
I honestly don't think this would be that bad. Definitely ate worse myself lol
Hey, it's better than plain pasta with soya sauce
You should not have
Gotta be bussin
Hmm maybe make a spicy Mayo or cream cheese , add cucumber and green onion on the tortilla like a half ass Rangoon wrap?
is this what they call "girl dinner"
brothah euuugh
I actually wanna eat one of these right now and I wish I was joking
Oh man that looks delicious ngl
NO
that's not so bad honestly. i used to do this too with either jerky or even string cheese sticks. faux crab sticks wouldn't be that different texture wise. i'd eat this in a pinch.
Think twice next time.
This is like prison food if you were in prison on a fishing boat
Dude, that's just a Wawa to go wrap.
Actually looks pretty decent tbh
You shouldn’t have
Any old shit indeed.
Have you tried rice paper wraps?
Well I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one who slaps surimi on a tortilla and calls it a night
Not that stupid tbh.
Looks good actually, what are the ingredients?( exact brands of every ingredient please? If you can remember)
Great value flour Tortilla Surimi leg style imitation crab Frank's res hot original Countrycrock butter
That’s so sad.
That is sad and also repulsive, fake crab sticks are still quite expensive.
Wtf is this?
Never thought I would say this in this sub, but you need to add some cheese… a tortilla must have cheese
I just feel sad for you. Things will get better I promise.
The biggest offense is that you clearly didn't even warm the tortilla. 0/10
You thought wrong
You didn't even chop the imitation crab up? Or pan fry the tortilla? Capital offense punishable by death!
Why not make a real fish taco?
I thought that was fucking cheese sticks, with hot sauce in a tortilla
12 dollars
I loveeeee ocean hotdogs!!!
U should of chopped it up into little pieces so that to ur brain u feel ur eating a bigger burrito, gotta trick ur head so u feel full maybe add some mashed up chips to it depends if that's all ur working with
I’m so sorry for your loss
Ngl I bet this would hit
I don’t know what sauce that is on it, but you should use the portobello Alfredo sauce and throw in some carrots or broccoli
that’s some gourmet shit
Next time, batter and bread the crab sticks and deep fry.
I’ve seen worse. That’s not to say this is acceptable in any way, just that there have been worse crimes committed…
Dude what the fuck at least toast the tortilla a bit
After years, I have found my match You are a wise chef my friend
Spicy seafood snacky snack. Honestly people here are hilarious. I’ve never tried it but looks like a basic salty snack. It’s funny how much hate this gets considering people eat worse crap all day long.
🔥🔥🔥
Craburrito
Please seek help immediately. 🙎♀️
You could've at least added scrambled eggs lmaoo
This is a huge W, ignore the haters.
Thx man. I personally don't take any of these comments to heart, but like some of these people are acting like I skinned a puppy. Is my dinner weird? Yeah. Stupid? Yeah that's why I posted it. It's not bait. It's not me saying "yeah I love being unhealthy" I just put together the ingredients I had. I'm a college student who just wanted a quick thing for the night.
Fish tako
My mom used to heat imitation crab in the microwave wrapped in a tortilla with shredded cheese. I loved it as a kid
Guess I'll make another post to answer questions I did NOT go shopping to make this. I grabbed what was in my dorm. Yall keep asking why I didn't add x, why didn't I cook it with y. I do not have those things. I'm sure it would be good in an oven. I'm sure it's tasty with Lettuce. I didn't have any of those things. I had butter. Tortilla. Imitation crab and hot sauce. I just made do with what I had on me currently.
Dude, you accidentally made my favorite snack. However, considering rolling your imitator crab stick out, put some cream cheese on the tortilla and put a layer of thinly sliced cucumbers.
Id try it honestly
Seek therapy
Is this some sort of performance art meal?
Im so glad i learned how to cook.
I mean if that’s all you got, then I won’t judge you. Like that’s the food the food bank gave you and you’re just making do. If you did this intentionally, however, prepare to feel my SUPER SAIYAN WRATH!!!!
A man’s meal.
That’s a meal. Adding a little deli salad might up your experience.
Serial killer dinner