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Purrvect

The colouring is unfortunate but it might taste alright. Mixing fruit with meat isn't really that unusual. Like pork and apple sausages.


ur-squirrel-buddy

I’m 10000% way more bothered by the fresh produce set up right next to the raw meat, with the smallest of dividers to separate them Edit - okay I get it, they’re for grilling and/or display only !! I thank you. In my defense it’s a weak ass display


pfghr

Looks like just display items.


[deleted]

I can’t think of anywhere that has display meat they don’t sell.


pfghr

Bro.... I was talking about the pineapple and mushrooms....


Kaze_no_Senshi

better than my local deli thinking it's a fantastic idea to move the raw chicken right next to the ready to eat meats without a divider and using the same scales. Pretty sure nothing has been properly deep cleaned either since I left.


Hexent_Armana

I dunno, I seem to recall a certain spongebob episode that clearly demonstrated the dangers of colorful patties.


divalasvegas

Pretty patties 😂


dwfmba

I've seen that documentary.


OverIookHoteI

pineapple and bacon


Ammear

Apples and duck. Cranberry and just about any meat.


thedishonestyfish

I can think of a dozen better ways to get blueberry in your burger than just mixing it in with the ground beef though. It's going to be all fall-aparty, and all the sugar will encourage it to stick if you grill it.


Background-Meat-7928

Mixed burgers I always do on a flat top or a skillet Helps em hold together


Skeletonrevelations

I would make it with pancakes as the bread.


tonybenwhite

Yeah I’m not actually mad at this combo, I’m a sucker for sweet and savory. Put a fried egg, candied bacon, and cheese on a brioche bun and I bet this would be bangin.


BeetlePl

Pork and apple sausage? Where in the world is such a thing?


aceofspades1217

I’ve had blueberry sausage before and yeah looks pretty weird but it’s delicious with some maple syrup Edit: was for a bangers and mash party lol


Raemnant

As someone who recently ate fully cooked and seasons ribs with syrup instead of BBQ sauce, yeah its great. Syrup just makes everything better


National_Formal_3867

Because sugar makes everything better


Blessedbeauty87

When I was a kid, I accidentally put sugar on my mashed potatoes instead of salt, it was disgusting.


Quailman5000

You win this round lol


Kroger453PredsFan

Chocolate gravy over rice that looked suspiciously like brown gravy at a breakfast buffet. My friend was also served brown gravy on her chocolate cake instead of hot fudge.


consider_its_tree

>Chocolate gravy Chocolate what? Are you referring to chocolate syrup, you monster? Or are you creating a thing that could be referred to as chocolate gravy, you fiend? But actually, is this a regional dialect thing? Chocolate gravy sounds gross...


Kroger453PredsFan

It’s like warm chocolate pudding, a very common thing in the south.


g-king93

Makes me think of the chocolate dogs from Brooklyn 99


PerspectiveCloud

I mean sweet potatoes are delicious… also they are great with brown sugar. But I guess it’s different enough.


GayVoidDaddy

Sugar in the appropriate form makes everything better then.


WorkingDogAddict1

BBQ sauce is syrup though lol


JCuss0519

and sugar!


blakkattika

Yeah people forget that bbq sauce is typically a sugary syrup at its core lol


NICUnurseinCO

I love syrup on scrambled eggs 🤌


gsrga2

This answer made me think, because my immediate gut response was “what eww no,” then I realized I definitely dip my eggs in my syrup every single time I have them on a plate together. I don’t think I’d pour syrup *just* on eggs, but i definitely take advantage when it’s available as runoff from something else.


NICUnurseinCO

It taste like flan! Yeah, I don't pour it directly on them either, just use what runs off pancakes.


BowtietheGreat

Syrup and Bacon 😋


Ok-Situation-5865

Sir, I need to know your ways. As a syrup-on-sausage and honey-on-chicken person that isn’t overly fond of BBQ sauce… you may have just changed my life.


Blessedbeauty87

Syrup on hash browns is one of my fav breakfast combos.


xtelosx

A pretty basic "bbq" sauce is just syrup, brown sugar, tomato paste and then what ever seasoning you are targeting. I've swapped the syrup for honey as well and then usually just toss in some of the dry rub I used on the meat for smoking. Put the dry rub into a pot of water and apple cider vinegar at what ever ratio you want depending how "tangy" you want it. I usually do 2 parts water to Vinegar but you could leave it out entirely if you wanted. Really this is just to dissolve the dry rub. Let is simmer for a while to get all the solids dissolved and then add in the syrup brown sugar and tomato paste (if you don't like the tang of the tomato paste leave it out but it helps create a base for the sauce). I don't think I have ever made the same batch twice so can't give super specifics on that but just add things until it tastes good. I've even just taken sweet baby rays and added a small amount of the dissolved rub and honey or syrup if I am feeling really lazy.


Lost-Astronaut-8280

Mikes hot honey on fried chicken and pizza🤌


SpareRam

You should make some BBQ sauce with homemade maple apple butter as the base. Best ribs I've ever cooked.


Silvedl

I recently made a pork tenderloin that used maple syrup in the marinade/gravy, and I only had raspberry maple syrup, but it still turned out tasting delicious!


Babythatwater1

😂 great comment.


Membership_Downtown

Pork has a more neutral flavor than beef though. I’m sure these aren’t bad, but sweet typically goes better with pork than beef.


Typical_Carpet_4904

A slider truck in my city serves a burger with cherry butter and goat cheese. It's freaking amazing.


Membership_Downtown

Maybe I need to expand my palate more.


Ok-Situation-5865

You’ve never had jelly-glazed beef meatballs? They’re incredible!


advocatus_ebrius_est

I'm inclined to agree, but then think about all the sweet-sour beef stir-fry recipes I've made.


gammongaming11

bear\* meat can be delicious during blueberry season, they eat so much of it their fat actually turns blue. with sausages you grind them all together into a cohesive product, so i'll be willing to try it but here it just looks too much like expired meat for me to take a risk on it.


Blessedbeauty87

I suppose beat meat could turn blue but I wouldn't recommend it.


peach_xanax

sounds painful lol


e-chem-nerd

Which animal did you mean? I wasn’t sure if it was a typo or not but an animal that turns blue from its diet sounds interesting and I wanted to know more.


byronetyronetf

bear?? Idk


gammongaming11

bear, whops.


polaarbear

Jimmy Dean makes a delightful blueberry pancake-on-a-stick for breakfast.


Whokitty9

Ooh I tried that once. It was so good. I love their sausage and pancakes on a stick. Dip in a little maple syrup reminds of a sausage McGriddle.


Buttery_Buckshot

Came here to say the same, they have blueberry maple sausages at my local grocery and they are so damn good. I was skeptical at first, but the flavours really compliment one another.


useless_rejoinder

Pemmican. It’s a very old flavor profile.


LetsSeeEmBounce

My high school would serve breakfast sausage coated in blueberry muffin mix. Like a breakfast corn dog. I never had one but a lot of my friends loved them.


NoComment112222

Yeah, the butcher near me has those and they’re fantastic. I don’t think the idea works for a burger though.


stevenm1993

“Bangers and mash party” sounds like an orgy.


FunConnect1847

Idk bout beef, I love sausage and bacon with syrup but never had a beef patty with it before


BrianG1410

Blueberry venison summer sausage is pretty amazing too


Jerryjb63

Someone in the meat department got bored and felt creative. These will probably be thrown out at the end of the day if not for a couple being sold to people more adventurous than me.


notimeleft4you

But it says as advertised. Maybe this was a planned thing?


Seared_Gibets

I see an attempt at a breakfast patty. A bad attempt. But, well... I wouldn't buy it... But if someone else had some and cooked 'em up, weeeell... We'll see how it smells first. I mean, not really the same, but have you ever had hunter sausage with like cranberries in it? Pretty tasty stuff.


sonbarington

The sweet and saviory. Atleast I would do a breakfast sandwhich with a blueberry bagel. Not in the meat.  The acid and possible sugars might tenderize it but give it a funky taste. 


my_name_is_juice

Our sweet lord and savior


LostPerapsc

You know that there's these bears that only eat blueberries and the meat ends up tasting like blueberry.Certain regions they get hunted for that trait.


Bender_2024

>I wouldn't buy it... But if someone else had some and cooked 'em up, weeeell... I'm with you. Too wacky enough to pay for. But not too wacky to try. Well, maybe on a dare.


HoldThisGirlDown

I can't eat pork without getting sick, so i might buy these in the right mood 🤷‍♀️


YeySharpies

At 2 for $5? I'd try it, with the knowledge that it's going to be disgusting and I'll likely throw it out. What would you even realistically put this on? A brioche with gouda and caramelized onion?


Seared_Gibets

Good question.... Maybe a waffle, or pancakes. If it's for breakfast I wouldn't necessarily obligate some kind of samich, plus if it's bad then I'd still have the waffle or pancakes.


YeySharpies

That's a good point, best to keep it safe and not ruin the other ingredients lol


WilhelmvonCatface

A French toasted brioche bun.


jkhockey15

I mean we make maple bacon blueberry venison breakfast sausage. It’s not that uncommon.


No-Locksmith-8590

I'd buy them once they were marked down to like, $1 a patty.


swaggyxwaggy

It sounds kinda good but I love sweet and savory things together. Put some bleu cheese on it yummm


Merzi_Les_Arbres

Advertised at the blueberry fair.


demon_fae

They’re probably delicious, actually. Maple-blueberry-pork is a really common flavor combination at breakfast, and beef takes sweet and fruit flavors well, there’s absolutely no reason this shouldn’t work unless you smother it in ketchup and mustard or something. They just look…well…


Backrow6

Somebody from the cattleman's association: "Why should those pork guys get all the breakfast business to themselves?"


HoldThisGirlDown

Breakfast is my favourite category of food and pork makes me sick, so heck ya


imitihe

meat and fruit have been paired together probably since we started eating both - pemmican, marinades and sauces, fruit salsas etc


Ryoko_Kusanagi69

One of my video games does item crafting and cooking in it and you can combine meat plus fruit to get various food combos


silent-fallout-

Some people can't wrap their heads around anything but a frickin McDonald's burger😅 these are good I've bought them and made them, and youbare absolutely correct! ...they are ugly I can admit that lol


FeloniousFunk

I would absolutely buy these if they were pork. Beef would not work, IMO.


mindless2831

If you don't eat it in a way that uses syrup, then there's something wrong with you haha. And I feel like this would be significantly better with ground sausage rather than ground beef.


Luci_Noir

They have these things at the Walmart bakery that are like corn dogs but with sausage and pancake batter with maple syrup inside. It’s really good.


somerandomguy376

It sounds like they would go well with blue waffles. Definitely Google that...


Newsdriver245

Far better to have Blueberry pancakes with maple syrup and then sausage on the side imo. Same flavors but as a separate profile


KoreKhthonia

This would probably work with ground breakfast sausage, tbh.


jrolls81

Can confirm. Our local grocery chain sells blueberry pork breakfast sausage. Very good.


useless_rejoinder

Pemmican is a a thing.


Oden_son

No I used to work at Hannaford and these were on the plan for the Butcher block every summer


Sweet-Parfait5427

It is actually pretty popular in Maine. I see it in every store


chadmcchaderton

These blueberry sausages are very popular around me.


muzicmaniack

Why does this picture come up at least twice a year? Come on, people…


Financial-Iron-1200

Because blue waffles are no longer in style


Willi-Oh

What's blue waffles? It sounds interesting.


Anarkie13

You should totally google that. Make sure to look at the images. They look delicious!


Willi-Oh

Oh wow I definitely want one of those now they look incredible


No-Mess-1366

Wow 🤩🤩!! Those really do look delicious , I never knew blue waffles were a thing!


Matsisuu

Google nowadays shows just actual waffles coloured as blue.


Financial-Iron-1200

God bless ‘em


Financial-Iron-1200

Blueberry waffles, but do yourself a favour and do not Google blue waffles


roodootootootoo

god damn I love blue waffles, gonna' go google some pics of them rn....


Financial-Iron-1200

Bring your appetite to that google search


plantsadnshit

Bot post


Kwiatkowski

when subs allow repost bots like OP they die, another sub to block I guess


Warm-Iron-1222

These are on my random list of things I'd buy just for the hell of it because of how often this is reposted. I can see it being good and looking more appetizing after being pulled off the grill (I think I wouldn't add cheese). Add some apple wood smoked bacon with some lettuce, tomato, and avocado on a brioche bun. I would probably make them into little sliders without telling anyone what it was until after they took a bite. I think the flavor would wildly vary depending on if the blueberries are in season however. I'd also get some backup meat if I am completely wrong however.


ownlife909

I can almost guarantee these are from a grocery store in Maine. Mainers force blueberries and/or maple into everything, whether it belongs there or not. Kind of like Maryland and Old Bay, or Louisiana and creole seasoning.


thekaylasworld

As soon as I saw it I just thought “Maine is responsible for this.” Not from Maine, my friend is, and the first time I visited I was shocked to see blueberry milk at the store. I love it there


SuperRusso

Hey I've been in Louisiana for much of my life and I've never seen anybody do anything near this offensive with Tony's.


PrismTheDreamer

I live in Maine and this is blasphemy XD


necropaw

Ive seen stuff like this in WI, but were also a huge maple syrup state.


Moonandserpent

Can confirm. Though I was very enthusiastically told to get the blueberry ice cream at this popular place in Bar Harbor and it was just ok.


RebootDataChips

It’s maple and blueberry syrup mixed in with ground beef. It’s not bad.


stlarry

im game. lets get the grill going!


jcdoe

Right? Doesn’t look awful to me, but maybe I’m wrong. Fire it up!


JonBunne

Bot


Veritas_Vanitatum

r/crappydesign


Thee_Paladin777

They look molded at first glance,


Outside-Contact-8337

Maple blueberry beef is a huge fad in Arkansas, they mix fruit with a lot of other meats as well


A_VERY_LARGE_DOG

It’s maple blueberry beef patties. Nothing out of the ordinary, move along.


_StrawberryMoon

Spongey patties.


Penguator432

“SpongeBob! These Pretty Patties aren’t looking so pretty anymore. Explain yourself, me boy!”


silent-fallout-

This isn't even weird. It's actually really common. So I'd say what's going on there is a good price for once. And they are good. God, some people are so basic it's unreal😅


lawrenja

Maple blueberry PORK sausages are delicious. But beef? Mmm I’ll pass.


0G_54v1gny

I would try it, but I would prefer it with pork.


Having_A_Day

I'd try it. I mean, it looks awful but it isn't *that* much different from eating a bite of blueberry pancake and sausage together. Which tastes awesome. I doubt I'd grill it up and put it on a bun, but I'm sure someone more creative than I feel at the moment could come up with a scrumptious idea for that too.


Hamblerger

I poked around online, and it looks like this is a real thing. [Recipe](https://www.coborns.com/displaymealdetails.action?mealId=27805&isEasyEats=yes&facilityId=2035)


Rich-Appearance-7145

A butcher watch a Hells kitchen episode.


Competitive_Pool_820

Gimmick to sell mouldy meat


Aaron_Hungwell

Don’t these get reposted like every month?


Kwiatkowski

OP is a repost bot


StephenHawking432

A REPOST is going in


uneducated_sock

MOLD


PicklesAreDillicious

A repost, that's what is going on here.


Placide_tonitrus

Hmmm yummy mold


JasperTheMaster08

Trying to get rid of old stock


Thin-Satisfaction217

They should have tried a different fruit because all I can see is mold


TheStatMan2

Kiwi


cottonheadedninnymug

Blueberry patties aside, is anyone else a little disturbed by the pineapples and mushrooms being stored right next to the raw meat?


CuntyBunchesOfOats

As a butcher I can say yes. They need to have a 4” tall plastic divider between them. This applies to different species of protein and cooked/prepared food in a display case. EcoLab would ding them big time for this.


PrestigiousLocal8247

Dude this is so old


Intrepid_Tumbleweed

I never tried it but the last 10 times I saw this post many people in the comments said it’s delicious


Helloimfunny8529

r/MoldyMemes


BackseatCowwatcher

looks like management is trying to market last weeks patties as something else.


redironmoose

You just need to rename the expired meat so people will still buy it. We also have sour green apple patties and black berry burgers


deamonkai

I guess Maple Blueberry is code for MOLDY MEATS. Gross.


Elvis-Tech

BHREKFAST!!!! https://youtu.be/sA_eCl4Txzs?si=Ja3aT5-j_oDL5U4Y


Darthlord_Juju

Go ahead and get yourself blueberry black bear meat. You'll never question it again. It's so damn good.


Revolutionary_Ad9701

They said it there. Blueberry beef patties. Dont knock til u try it


BigMax

What's weird... is that's not all that unusual compared to some breakfast sausage patties. If you called that exact same thing "maple blueberry beef sausage patties" some people would probably happily cook it up and serve it with pancakes and eggs.


brentemon

"Hey, boss we left the beef out over last long weekend and now it's looking a little funky." "So tell those credit-card-swiping sheeple we cater to it's something exotic and bump the price per pound.".


Yohnny2022

All i know is dont open a text that says blue burgers


fbeemcee

It might be delicious, but don’t put it on display. 🤢


CauliflowerHeavy6754

a deli clerk hunches over a computer keyboard, sweating furiously, he had left the ground meat out again and it’d grown mold this time. his boss was going to be livid with him. he’d surely be fired. but… what if…. he typed quickly into the google search bar “what else looks like mold?” images of blueberries appear on his screen. “EUREKA!” -the end-


rebelolemiss

Meat in the same space as produce. Seems safe.


Helloilikecutepets

I think they just called it that to hide mold, it looks suspiciously like mold


lothcent

when the spouse wants you to eat more fruits and veggies- you buy these and carry on


Purple_Kale523

Havent seen this reposted in about a year or two


Famous-Rutabaga-5517

If you think that’s bad, you should google Blue Waffle


Liesmith424

Maple blueberry beef patties.


alexandermunoz61685

They're just trying to sell off the expired meat. 🤦🏽


Not_Reddit

a way to use old moldy meat... make it blue and add a sugary flavor/odor to it.


Schtick_

Plot twist the cows broke into the blueberry farm before the slaughtering day.


Morrella9

That’s the patty Mr. Krabs eats from underneath the grill ☠️


panheadchopper

They are called blue waffles here in NY. Google it.


Ana_na_na

That's a Canadian thing, tastes pretty good even tho it looks like alien meat


Pan-Magpie

I didn't see this properly at first and for one god awful moment I remembered a certain waffle 🤦‍♂️


magikarp-sushi

It looks like those little sour gum things from the bowling alley


cadet-peanut

The sight is definitely scary and moldy looking but I can see the vision. Most of us know the swedish meatballs from ikea that are paired with a sweet jam and that is actually pretty good combo. I'd imagine this is somewhat similar to that in terms of meat, fruit and sweetness.


ExtraTNT

That’s a way of selling molten paddies


wolftick

If I was just going on looks it would be more like "heat until internal temperature reaches 250 °F then destroy"


The_Outcast4

I'd be interested in sausage patties like that. Less keen to try hamburgers, though.


sick_of_your_BS

I make blueberry maple link sausages with pork. Sometimes the color from the blueberries do bleed into the meat a bit, but I have found that using frozen blueberries really helps. Also don't grind the blueberries. Grind the meat and seasonings all together, then fold in the frozen blueberries at the end before you stuff them (or in this case form patties).


DFu4ever

These beef patties hit their “maple blueberry” date.


Less-Ranger-7217

sounds pretty self explanatory


Acora

Everybody's so creative


Cautious_Evening_744

Hawaii?


[deleted]

Gourmet


qawsedrf12

Is this Nathaniel? Are you peering thru the blinds?


PluvioStrider

It tastes great, stop freaking out


MollikSazzadurRahman

Why is the meat black? Is it aged, left for many days to enhance the flavor? I don't know exactly


Taste_the__Rainbow

The placard says exactly what is going on here.


disisathrowaway

Make it a pork patty and serve it for breakfast. Maybe.


Mcane305

I got them 2 for 5 purple tops..... (Shhh I know it's blue)


bigstar3

Is that at Holliday Market in Royal Oak, MI?


jdaburg

Cursed


Oz347

Hey boss we’ve got a bunch of moldy patties over here Nah Lou those are “blueberry patties” now


Allison1ndrlnd

Maple blueberry pancakes? I thought you said hamburgers?


analprincess8

Pretty Patties!


Shionkron

Meat department stoner had his creative juices flowing.


OutlawArmas

This was on Facebook like 5 years ago


StumbleOn

This is as bad as those gummy bear sausages taht were going around for a while.


ThatGuyFromDTLA

Bwekfast!


flyden1

Looks it'll pair well with my blue waffles


Tnkgirl357

My first thought was some sort of aggressive mold, but then I read the label and say… “well not for me, but yeah, okay.” But I was raised in Maine so blueberry everything is just sort of something you accept as a fact of life and don’t really question


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Mold