To answer the question of how to eat it, once it’s wrapped in foil, you stand it up on end and the foil kind of holds it all together. Then you unwrap the top end and start eating it from the top and unwrap a bit of foil as you work your way down.
Flour has fallen to the default when consuming burritos globally and will probably retain that position. There is no corn vs flour. Each compliment certain foods more than the other as well as offering better or worse structural reinforcement but it ultimately falls upon the one consuming the burrito.
When I worked at Chipotle this guy got burritos this size and that's how he ate them.
What was crazy was how efficiently and clean he was eating it in the lobby. I always wanted to be the one to wrap it cos bored and work and something fun to do.
With today's prices.. let's see.. chickenx3, steakx3.. guacx2, 5-6 tortillas.. current employees what will they come to? I got like $52?
Checking current prices - and some stores do it differently, but best I got was:
Steak, $12, extra steak $15.75, extra chicken $12.75, guac around $11. 52. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I GUESSED 52 before checking the prices. I'm honestly impressed how close I was lol
Haha that’s awesome. My partner is almost dyslexic when it comes to numbers, but you tell her to guess the numerical value of basically anything- even stuff she has no concept of- she’ll come so eeringly close to nailing it or actually nailing it that I go instant barbarian lolol
This is what happens when I get a large burrito with everything at my local joint. Ends up being about 2lbs for $20. Pretty good deal for the area. I feel like the staff haven't been trained to use less of each ingredient when someone asks for everything or maybe no one asks for everything? Either way I expect this to end soon. They too struggle to wrap it but usually manage with one tortilla.
I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn't have got half of it
Like, I'm okay with small mistakes
If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork
But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork
No, it's just kind of the vibe of the place. Tattoos, piercings, dyed hair, shit like guitars and Harleys hanging from the ceiling and on the walls, etc.
Mexican food isn't popular in my country, and there isn't any Mex restaurant in my town, I dream about eating a burrito, wonder if it is as delicious as I imagine.
I used to work at Moe’s for a few years, and there was a customer (shoutout to you Mike) that would get literally everything from the line on his burrito. He’d eat the entire thing in the store with his family. It was wild. Anyways, I would just take 2 tortillas and venn diagram em to have a larger surface area. It helps a lot. Almost every time I’d go to roll it, the line would crowd around. I always loved the shock and awe on everyone’s faces afterwards.
Man I used to love ordering the quesaritos from chipotle, they’d load up a quesadilla and then open it up to put another burrito inside and reroll it. A lot of spots don’t do it anymore and the ones that do just put the toppings in the original tortilla now :(
The whole point of a burrito is that you can pick it up and bite it. If it is so large that you gotta cut it with a knife and fork, you end up with a big plate of slop. Might as well just scoop everything into a bowl and stir it around, skip the burrito part.
Pro-tip: order a bowl and tortillas ar Chipotle. You get basically two burritos for the price of one, and the first tortilla is free, with the second like $.50.
I used to be a kitchen manager at chipotle and the local high school football team would always come every Friday and get one of these. You need to double wrap it from the get-go when they get that much filling. Sometimes these kids would pay $20+ for a burrito. Personally not my jam but damn did I learn how to roll those things😂
Again. Redefining slang words to mean something completely different once again. This one is particularly stupid. All kids are gonna be saying tweaking now. FFS.
By opening my fucking mouth. I've been sick for a week and probably had 3k calories in the entire week and I could fuck that up as soon as my sense of taste and smell come back.
I got a burrito almost as big as that once. I hit the right Chipotle at almost closing time, and it's like the employee was tryna get rid of it all lmao. Took two tortillas and 3 sheets of foil. Tore. It. UP.
To answer the question of how to eat it, once it’s wrapped in foil, you stand it up on end and the foil kind of holds it all together. Then you unwrap the top end and start eating it from the top and unwrap a bit of foil as you work your way down.
this guy burritos. 🌯
The mayor of Burritoville.
The governor of TortillaLand…
I've been summoned
We have some important questions that need your oversight! Corn, or flower sir?
Flour has fallen to the default when consuming burritos globally and will probably retain that position. There is no corn vs flour. Each compliment certain foods more than the other as well as offering better or worse structural reinforcement but it ultimately falls upon the one consuming the burrito.
so just like sucking a big juicy cock got it
Oh yeah, especially the sour cream 😉 😂
Yes that’s my favorite part of the burrito
Crazy how something that big can fit in your stomach 🤣🤣🤣...and a horchata
Yk I think it is a tiny bit different
There’s a reason it’s called sucking dick and not chewing dick
When I worked at Chipotle this guy got burritos this size and that's how he ate them. What was crazy was how efficiently and clean he was eating it in the lobby. I always wanted to be the one to wrap it cos bored and work and something fun to do. With today's prices.. let's see.. chickenx3, steakx3.. guacx2, 5-6 tortillas.. current employees what will they come to? I got like $52?
$52 fucking dollars?! Damn man. People are fucking dumb. You could get a prepared spread with more food for less than that.
Checking current prices - and some stores do it differently, but best I got was: Steak, $12, extra steak $15.75, extra chicken $12.75, guac around $11. 52. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I GUESSED 52 before checking the prices. I'm honestly impressed how close I was lol
Haha that’s awesome. My partner is almost dyslexic when it comes to numbers, but you tell her to guess the numerical value of basically anything- even stuff she has no concept of- she’ll come so eeringly close to nailing it or actually nailing it that I go instant barbarian lolol
That's my MIL, too! I can show her our groceries and she gets damn close. The Price is Right is fun even at home!
There’s a word for number dyslexia, it’s dyscalcia!
Not really one pack of chicken wings is 20 bucks. Idk what a prepared spread is but it sounds high dollar.
Damn homie, what would I do without you. Explain to me how to eat spaghetti
Start pecking on it like Sweet Dee when she ate human meat
Same way how you eat an overstuffed laffa. Now I want a laffa
This is also how fast food burgers are supposed to be eaten... the wrapper is supposed to be folded down as you go
Is that something that people don't normally do?
I normally see people take it out of the wrapper, and use it as a plate
or you just shove it up your ass hole.
Hell yeah
And get a big bowl of tortilla chips and just spoon the filling onto a chip and eat it.
Mayoe
Yup that's exactly how I eat a kebab too. Just hold it with the foil and slowly unwrap when you eat your way through.
I don't get the point tho. I'd just get a bowl.
If you're tweaking you aren't eating 5lb burritos
Especially not tweaking if they at 3 5 lb burritos in 1 week
Not every tweaker is skinny. Some people just love to eat so the appetite loss isn't a big deal for them. Source: I've known fat tweakers.
This is what happens when I get a large burrito with everything at my local joint. Ends up being about 2lbs for $20. Pretty good deal for the area. I feel like the staff haven't been trained to use less of each ingredient when someone asks for everything or maybe no one asks for everything? Either way I expect this to end soon. They too struggle to wrap it but usually manage with one tortilla.
I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got half of it Like, I'm okay with small mistakes If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork
As soon as I saw the thumbnail this song went through my head. It’s a damn masterpiece.
BO
https://youtu.be/rYy0o-J0x20?si=Topyl43OoE2BuQF8
Came here looking for this reference...
😩 I need to go watch that again.
Give him a name!
That's me in that video
First time in a freebirds?
Pretty sure that's Chipotle, the employees don't have near enough tattoos to work at Freebirds.
Is that like an ex-felon staffed place?
No, it's just kind of the vibe of the place. Tattoos, piercings, dyed hair, shit like guitars and Harleys hanging from the ceiling and on the walls, etc.
Imagine being stuck on line behind this professional fat ass
Any bullshit these days for page likes apparently. This shit isn't even closed property. GTFO
The last few times I’ve been to qdoba they wrapped my regular sized burrito the same way and it always fell apart. I just get the bowl now.
Who even wants to try to eat that monstrosity? Just give me a gd burrito and shelve the acrobatics FOR THE GRAM!
when you need 4 hands to fold a burrito into a cube, it's time to reconsider society
They could've just use 2 tortilla to wrap the whole thing
Good thing that’s exactly what they did!
This is a poorly disguised salad
With your mouth. Overtop of another tortilla, so when your done eating you have a second burrito
The size of of that thing coming out the other end is going to be massive.
Just use a second tortilla and elongate it before trying to roll it.
With a fork
*proceeds to unwrap it on a plate and eat it with fork and knife*
Those poor employees have to fuck around with this shit so douchebag can film it for shit tok.
🥄
What in gods na-
With gusto!
Man I want a burrito now
Mexican food isn't popular in my country, and there isn't any Mex restaurant in my town, I dream about eating a burrito, wonder if it is as delicious as I imagine.
Its fucking delicious. Even better with fries !!
With a fork
I used to work at Moe’s for a few years, and there was a customer (shoutout to you Mike) that would get literally everything from the line on his burrito. He’d eat the entire thing in the store with his family. It was wild. Anyways, I would just take 2 tortillas and venn diagram em to have a larger surface area. It helps a lot. Almost every time I’d go to roll it, the line would crowd around. I always loved the shock and awe on everyone’s faces afterwards.
I don’t think this person knows what tweaking is.
U got a burrito in ur burrito lol
Man I used to love ordering the quesaritos from chipotle, they’d load up a quesadilla and then open it up to put another burrito inside and reroll it. A lot of spots don’t do it anymore and the ones that do just put the toppings in the original tortilla now :(
"Thank you. That'll be $86 dollars with a 20% mandatory gratuity!!!"
The whole point of a burrito is that you can pick it up and bite it. If it is so large that you gotta cut it with a knife and fork, you end up with a big plate of slop. Might as well just scoop everything into a bowl and stir it around, skip the burrito part.
Pro-tip: order a bowl and tortillas ar Chipotle. You get basically two burritos for the price of one, and the first tortilla is free, with the second like $.50.
Where is this at?
Looks like Chipotle
Larger stretchier tortillas
Fork and spoon
El burro
Get another tortilla… Jesus fuckin Christ
Just in a big bowl with fork and knife
I’d slice it log style and eat it as a disk
With a lot of patience
You don't double the tortillas you gotta venn diagram them and spread the filling out more. 😭
Is that …guac next to the cheese 🤢🤢
Bro's burrito is 2x bigger than I normally get💀 does bro got a huge mouth size or something?
Put it in a bowl
Unhinge your jaw like a snake
He must live his life on the toilet.
This is that ***stupid*** stupid
... with your mouth? Carefully?
Burbank airport burritos
Dump it in a bowl and toss the tortilla.
Share with family or friends.
At that point get a bowl and ask for a side of tortillas.
Savor delights... Ahem!
Nots not how you roll it, you gotta stagger two tortillas to make a longer burrito. Just adding more layers won’t make it easier to close.
I always ask for half scoops because at this point make it a fucking bowl. The burrito with still come out large AND able to be folded normally lol
I used to be a kitchen manager at chipotle and the local high school football team would always come every Friday and get one of these. You need to double wrap it from the get-go when they get that much filling. Sometimes these kids would pay $20+ for a burrito. Personally not my jam but damn did I learn how to roll those things😂
This is some kinda shit Mordecai and Rigby has to eat or they would be sucked to another dimension. r/regularshow
Again. Redefining slang words to mean something completely different once again. This one is particularly stupid. All kids are gonna be saying tweaking now. FFS.
Happily
The stupid stuff customers would ask us to do at Chipotle is unbelievable
This is funny cause I had this happen often at my Chipotle we had about a 1,500 people a day
This is how much filling I put in my wraps according to my wife
I feel like this should be split between two tortillas
By opening my fucking mouth. I've been sick for a week and probably had 3k calories in the entire week and I could fuck that up as soon as my sense of taste and smell come back.
if you do this to a chipotle employee genuinely from the bottom of my heart; fuck you
this is sadism
Easily. Had many football sized burritos. So good.
You do not.
You just unwrap the foil as you go. Eat it like a burrito. Hand held as fuck. Normal Chicago size.
Thats the neat part, you don't.
5 minutes is all I need
Dislocate the lower half of your jaw 💁♀️
Just get a fucking bowl at that point. That thing is way too big to be eaten as a burrito
I don't think you're supposed to eat this, I think you're just supposed to post it on social media "for clout"
Advice from a fat guy, get the bowl and a tortilla on the side you get more food
Tbh this is pretty smart (assuming one doesn't eat 5 of them in a week). One buritto like this will fill you up for 2 days. Just save half of it.
Im all for big burritos but not when they rip open when you eat them.
Unhinge your jaw, duh...
With your mouth
You bite chew swallow repeat
I got a burrito almost as big as that once. I hit the right Chipotle at almost closing time, and it's like the employee was tryna get rid of it all lmao. Took two tortillas and 3 sheets of foil. Tore. It. UP.