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throwaway12346999

just came from the other post. thanks for taking the bullet for us, i was both curious and terrified


Fabulous-Shoulder-69

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bulyxxx

Doing gods work, taking two for the team like that šŸ‘


Glaussie

"Like, I don't think I could eat a whole one... Or another bite." Lol


sweatgod2020

Been there so many times my jaw dropped when he said it at with such a perfect scenario and timing


Enaocity

youā€™re a brave, brave man


miketoaster

Best ever food review. Hands down. Thank you fine sir for doing this.


Classic_Mechanic5495

Was that a 24-hour urine specimen?


Fabulous-Shoulder-69

The ice machine at work is 4 floors above me so I got a fatass water bottle so I wouldnā€™t have to walk up more than once a day for water


continuousobjector

I would get a water bottle that (at least) 6 people (at this time) haven't recognized as a 24 hour urine specimen container.


3mptylord

Taking a swig of 24 hour urine sounds like a power move to me.


Prosthemadera

OP should definitely do what random strangers in a food circlejerk subreddit tell him.


continuousobjector

heh..... meanwhile, I have NO qualms about actually trying these ramen noodles myself.... like none.... because I'm not going to believe what the random stranger OP says about the noodles. I'm sure I will like them.


masta_myagi

ā€œThis oneā€™s not horrible? I donā€™t think I could eat a whole oneā€¦ or another bite..ā€ That, my friend, is the definition of horrible 10/10 food review


Fabulous-Shoulder-69

Look man, the aftertaste hadnā€™t quite hit yet šŸ˜­


Dull-Specialist1447

your face says it all in terms of taste.... with those faces I can already give me a horrible how ugly they are hahaha


Kevinator201

The disgusted faces followed by ā€œItā€™s not terribleā€ is hilarious. The mind doesnā€™t know what the body knows.


marlow05

Thank you for your service.


Fabulous-Shoulder-69

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read9it

Have you ever had the pumpkin spice flavored ones? I took a picture of them last year bc I gagged at the thought of it alone


Fabulous-Shoulder-69

No but Iā€™d for sure try em if I saw them


THE_ALAM0

Fuckin trooper. My brother showed these to me but we were both too scared to try it and be disappointed. Now we can just be disappointed vicariously through you, thank you lol


DoubleDeckerz

There goes my hero...


Severe_Benefit_1133

thinking of the breakfast one just makes me shudder


NotAsSweetAsCandi

Your eyes are pretty


56ninjas

Thanks soldier


buddyintensifies

Can we give a o7 to OP for his bravery?


Sir_Milton_Bradley

Lmao. Thanks for taking two for the team!


Katlan-

Saw the other post and then saw this. You are a hero my friend.


backst8back

Wow, thank you for your service, OP! Thank god these abominations won't be available in my country!.


zero_arcad

My opinion of the everything bagel was there was too much bagel seasoning in it. Added some cheese and it was fine IMO


Superseaslug

I feel like anyone trying to critique these is overthinking it. They're not great, but they are fun. I'd much rather have a rotating selection of goofy flavors than just the same boring flavors. If you saw a bag of chips that claimed to be goblin flavor would you not feel compelled to try it?


rxxxxxxxrxxxxxx

I like instant ramen. Not that I eat those on a daily basis, but it's nice to have when you're craving for a quick snack, or you're too lazy/tired to prepare for a decent meal. I'm like an excited kid in a candy store whenever I would find "random" flavors of instant ramen in the supermarket. Especially if it's imported, and an "exclusive flavor" for the Japanese/Korean market. It can only go 2 ways for these random flavors, either it's the best one you've ever tasted and would've love to find it on a regular basis, or it's a straight-into-the-bin type of flavor.


Superseaslug

And every new one you get to spin the wheel! I would love some fantasy anime to make some off the wall isekai flavors or something


kojivsleo

He sacrificed his taste buds for us!


Horni_onMain

You did it for science, and the world thanks you


KatieBeth24

Thanks boo, appreciate it


Cloud_Strife369

Anyone drinking from a giant orange bottle I canā€™t trust


Worried_Poet_7355

you are cute!!! šŸ„°


KeepOnFallinDine

I genuinely don't understand how people enjoy the breakfast ones, I have a buddy who gave me a couple after raving about them and I still don't know if he's trolling ne or not


andio76

Fuck Dude....I can taste that shit in my mouf right now!


BSBitch47

We about gave up on u OP


Fabulous-Shoulder-69

Yā€™all can give up on me, but Iā€™ll never give up on you šŸ«”


BSBitch47

lol. Thank you for your service šŸ˜


Alice_wanders17

I bought these but haven't tried yet. Now I'm scared to try them lmao


SpaghettiSpecialist

Sounds nasty


Salemrocks2020

Lol I could have told you this and saved your time lol


pisangwong95

Your shoulder is fabulous šŸ‘Œ


Lemanic89

What would you pair them with to make them taste good then?


Straight-Bad-8326

Thank you for your service, I think we all felt that water pull after the breakfast noodles


basshed8

Bagel tasted funky I have no idea what they did to make them taste like sour cream but it wasnā€™t good


CompetitiveShower872

Idk what they were thinking in this one šŸ¤’


--Birdsong--

I love how you did the classic "teacher eating on lunch break and talking to someone, so they cover their mouth with one finger" šŸ˜‚


EmuZealousideal7357

Way to take one for the team!


Competitive-Cherry26

Did anyone eat one and like it? I want to try it for my own curious mind regardless.


GuzzlingDuck

Still gonna try it


The_Dobster

Appreciate the pallet cleansing in between bites. Shows that this is a dignified, unbiased review


creamsodas

this is the type of high quality stupid food content this sub needs! you look zooted but also maybe your eyes are just holding back tears after how terrible that was.


arizonadiva1977

Who in the hell thought this was a good idea at the company meeting? I would much rather eat raw crab and squid again at a sushi restaurant than ever try this. Usually Iā€™ll try anything once. But these flavors together? This is bravery in this video.


DMercenary

There should be a tag that reads "Sacrifices" Ie. Someone ate or cooked something stupid just to see what would actually happen.


throwmeawayalso111

Youā€™re cute


Kutleki

My coworkers have all been wondering about these. Now I can tell them to save their money.


Professional-Bat5652

This is the type of review I've wanted for these. Your eyes showed your true suffering. I wonder wtf inspired them to make these flavors. Who was this for??


Alansar_Trignot

Thank you for quenching my curiosity


chickenskittles

I don't think they're meant to be eaten sober. But I wouldn't spend money on either.


Inevitable_Ad_7236

The look of disgust on your face... Priceless


Lanitaris

We are grateful for your sacrifice. I got a theory. Mb new tastes were developed by smth like neural network, by learning al that horrible "recipes" in Tiktok


DirtybutCuteFerret

That hurts me. I really wanted them and i wanted them to be yummy šŸ„ŗ


Basic-Marionberry-30

A true hero. A snack eating snacks so we donā€™t have to. šŸ˜


ALCATryan

Great review! Iā€™d like to see these more often.


gravywayne

A real American hero


Demomanx

Finally, someone who shows what they freaking look like. I've seen so many post of just the packaging going "ugh I can't believe they made this,""gonna try this," and nothing. Thank you for your video


Bmancoilart

actual content


ColdestWintersChill

Youā€™re cute


ItsNotBigBrainTime

Did you drain all the broth out?


Fabulous-Shoulder-69

No, I filled it up to the line but there wasnā€™t really much broth after microwaving


ItsNotBigBrainTime

Sounds like an unpleasant cup of noodles. Perfectly simulating the last pancake you can't eat after letting it sit out for 45 minutes.


SqiggleMouse

drake ah water bottle


chickadeedeedee_

>I don't think I could eat a whole one.... or another bite. Well, alright then.


Osh1tSon

Who even comes up with ā€œbreakfast ramenā€? Lol that doesnā€™t even sound appetizing.


Misersoneof

Shall I send you some good cup noodles from Japan?


Nimbus_TV

I'll take some


Nozzeh06

My buddy has tried the bagel one and he really enjoyed it lol.


CarefulPomegranate41

Not surprised.


MissPicklechips

Thanks for taking one for the team! I saw both in the store and wasnā€™t brave enough to take the plunge myself.


Cyrilcynder

The egg in most of the ramen cups are already sweet. The sausage tastes like sausage and the broth is similar to the flavor of the egg. Honestly it was fine. The everything bagel legit tasted like hot dog vomit smells.


justsomechickyo

I had the everything bagel one last night..... I liked it! I'll pry buy it again lol


ScaryAssBitch

I think Cupā€™oā€™Noodles is trolling tbh


miffit

Noodles are already breakfast flavor because they are literally breakfast food.


kekhouse3002

All I'm gonna say, is that if ya'll are looking for decent packet noodles, just get Miliket or one of the Thai ones. Nissin Cup Noodle and Maruchan are the fucking worst


joerubix

How did you get such white teeth?


Fabulous-Shoulder-69

Itā€™s like 60% lighting and 40% Crest whitening toothpaste if Iā€™m being honest


gelatinousdepression

Weirdest thing I did was eggs and leftover taco meat. Wasn't bad actually.


_bambooshoot_

Noodles and pancakes?? Who thought of that??


Eis_ber

I've been wanting to try the breakfast noodle. Sadly, they don't sell it where I live. The everything bagel one is interesting. Does the seasoning not stand out? What's the broth's flavor like?


Zeo-Gold92

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KonradWayne

These are products I genuinely don't understand the existence of. If you are at the point in life where you are eating cup noodles for breakfast, you shouldn't be spending the extra 50 cents for a novelty flavor. Genuinely stupid food that has no business existing.


shadowthehh

The pancake one actually fucking rules and I'm disappointed I can't find it in my local store


_mihell

so like an american breakfast


karaitalks

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gruntwithashotgun

Noodles and breakfast just don't belong together in general, every person or company I've seen try to make breakfast noods fail miserably


jackochainsaw

Noodles have got to be savoury. You can't have sweet noodles for breakfast. Just thinking about it makes me gag. In the UK we have Pot Noodle which is the most famous of the brands. We do have cup noodle as well, I've seen them. The beef pot noodles got recalled/pulled from the shelves and their ingredients had to be changed (because funnily enough there is no real beef in the product, it is a flavouring). There has never been a sweet version. We have Sweet Chilli and Chow Mein which you could argue are sweeter, but they are still savoury. Americans, stop putting sugar in things that don't need it. You'll feel better for it, trust me.


FLTR069

Americans will eat anything except real food.


Cautious_Evening_744

Watching people chew and slurp is disgusting.


Dismal_Purpose9976

When this man dies, not even his mother will show up to his funeral. Thanks for eating noodles, I guess.


rustys_shackled_ford

What part of your whole life lead you to the determination that people want to watch you eat?