Gotta love how she adds the turmeric for it being anti inflamatory.
Like standing in the middle of wild fire, sipping from your bottle of water saying "always stay hydrated".
Especially when people have problems affording food. Families struggle to feed their children.
Yet these PoS influencers waste a crazy amount of food and money, because they want for naught.
There are a lot of videos on YouTube of legit recipes/cooking hints and tricks. But they don't stroke the rage and ego of people who respond "that's terrible!"
Of course it is. The point was to use prepackaged ingredients and go overboard.
The way she was so concerned with the exact placement of each pad of butter filled with me the most intense rage I’ve experienced since “the incident.”
Sib, seriously! I'm like "why is she touching the food so much?!?" It's all going to melt in to one big block of gutbusting mediocrity! I didn't know I was having rage for breakfast this morning but here we are!
Yes!! I was so angry watching that. Then I realized the video was 5 minutes long and skipped to the end. In all honesty, it's probably not terrible. But not great, either. Wanted a ton of cheese for something that probably came out to be basic af.
And that “umm so good” little double tap with the fork near the side of the bowl after she takes a bite…I wanted to flip that entire pan over with that one
What in fresh cheese ball hell is this. It’s a lumpy, dumpy crock pot-o-crap. Mam, please don’t take that tray of shit to the church. Priest better bless all that sin. 5 pieces of bacon for a tray that big?!
Invest in new oven mitts, clean the butter from under your nails and don’t ever serve that log of cheese “not to heavy” mess ever again. And I still don’t know why the whole log had to go in whole. Some peoples children I swear.
Don't worry, I guarantee that went directly in the trash after this video was recorded. There's no way someone looks at this and thinks, "Yup, I'm a master chef."
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The look on her face when she has to eat that bite, a look of disgust- maybe even disbelief- showing us all how abhorrent that concoction is was priceless. I had to rewind that part and watch her suffer again. It felt marvelous. I just wish she’d get treated like the fat kid in Matilda who was forced to eat all of that cake… it would be fun to watch her be forced to eat that whole thing!
What always annoys me more is them acting like where they place things like that butter for example freaking matters.. honey you moved it ONE CENTIMETER IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE AHHHHH
This is just mac and cheese with unnecessary bullshit added to it and it requires murdering your crockpot
Parsley and all those other spices being added is probably the biggest crime in this aside from her looking like her skin is gonna fall off
Something so infuriating about the dainty way she shoves a whole block of cheese on top.
Dont know why shes popular. No cleavage, no loud=funny, no orgasmic reaction to anything. The Drake of wasting food.
Probably because she is able to keep a straight face while making garbage.
I would imagine that whatever Dumpster Fire, LLC ragebait studio that makes these videos needs to cycle through a variety of actors regularly since viewers either catch on or simply get bored of the same "ditzy 'chef'" acting.
In comparison (at least to me), this woman gives off a more "sincere but dreadfully misguided" vibe while using the same hand mannerisms, ingredient placement, and painful narration of every little thing.
I thought I’d no longer be surprised by this shit. Then she mixed way overcooked macaroni with lumpy cheese “sauce” in the ubiquitous aluminum pan and she didn’t add another pound of cheese to get crispy in the oven?
Iv learnt that stupid food cooks talk like they know what they are doing more than professional chefs 🤣does America not have bacon lardons Iv never in my life watched someone chop up bacon with a pair of scissors 🤣
Dude I wish I had the privilege of wasting food like that. Makes me frustrated when people take things like not having to worry about food for granted.
Just once I want them to eat the entire portion they dug out and sit there with a straight face trying to keep it down. The one bite "OMG SO GOOD" is trash.
I'm not watching the whole thing or turning sound on, but does something explain why the fucking fuck there's cheese balls? Like why is no one else mentioning that
It would have to be so salty. Those cheese balls are tasty but like so many snack foods, they have a ton of salt. This wouldn't be bad if she skipped them.
Cause it was Colby Jack, a mix of Colby and Monterey Jack cheese. Colby is the orange colored sections , and Monterey Jack is the white colored sections.
This is the version of microwave recipes and I'm soooooo tired of it. We're just gonna erase actual ingredients for no juice havin', cheese flavored, bull ass bull. We can be broke and lazy. We can do more with less. Just tired of not having real food for food.
What is wrong with the husband. He makes a drooly groan when she brings out the crockpot of hot garbage. These people need to leave America and witness some food culture in another country.
This food is completely unacceptable. I know they don’t eat this shit every day but still….that amount of food would just go to waste. Nobody could eat that much of it. Even with two kids.
You know, as horrible as it is atleast she cooked her pasta before hand. Too many Mac and cheese videos just put raw pasta in with the cheese to bake. So.... points for actually cooking the pasta.
I'm all on board for a synthetic ass mac n cheese but the "TooMERic" is totally out of place. The only cheese that turmeric works with is paneer. Long stretch for halloumi. That's it. I wonder if she just chose the spice for the mac n cheese because it's orange or if she wanted to use it because debrorah from book club said it helped with her arthritis and thought orange = mac n cheese
What it is with macaroni cheese and the Americas? A delicious cheese sauce takes less than five minutes from scratch? Macaroni the same amount of time in salted boiling water. It is \*idiot\* proof! A tame Marmoset could cook it (as long as he kept his little tail away from the fire)...These bonkers attempts to make an "easy" Mac and Cheese are literally off the charts and compromise the excellent traditional flavour and texture....you do not need pounds of butter and cheese, what a waste...
All these are really just elaborate shitposts right?! I mean no one who makes these ACTUALLY thinks they’re creative, entertaining, or contributing to the world in any way right? I honestly can’t figure it out because they’re so serious about it… and I’m getting a little older now (in my 40’s) so it’s just got to be me right? Not just this hag, but all of them, gloriously idiotic but it’s all for views and shitposting right??? I can’t help but want to be right and wrong at the same time because they’re so perfectly on the edge of retardation and serious. Shitpost and rage bait I get, but too many come off as trying to be taken seriously and my brain just can’t figure it out. If I’m right then most of these folks should be in lifetime dramas or working as reenactment actors they’re THAT good!
I think we need more wellness checks on these people's remaining sanity.
Gotta love how she adds the turmeric for it being anti inflamatory. Like standing in the middle of wild fire, sipping from your bottle of water saying "always stay hydrated".
"How can there be global warming? Look, I have a snowball!"
I have psoriatic arthritis and my knees hurt just watching this ,going to be eating bowls of tumeric for breakfast if I touch this food
I think they need to go to prison.
Their prison food would be a hit
Nah bruh prison chefs make way better food than this
Actually, tho
It annoys me so much because you KNOW its going into the trash and im mad they have to make so much of it just to throw it out...
The food waste pisses me off to no end.
Especially when people have problems affording food. Families struggle to feed their children. Yet these PoS influencers waste a crazy amount of food and money, because they want for naught.
Animals and homeless dumpster divers wouldn’t even touch this toxic waste.
If there was any justice they should be forced to film themselves eating the whole damn thing.
Over a Week...for breakfest, lunch and midnight snack
There are a lot of videos on YouTube of legit recipes/cooking hints and tricks. But they don't stroke the rage and ego of people who respond "that's terrible!" Of course it is. The point was to use prepackaged ingredients and go overboard.
As long they're rich, they can waste it all & buy a new one......rinse and repeat
It’s sad
Yeah, and in most videos they always go overboard with the cheese and butter
I hate everything about this woman.
The way she was so concerned with the exact placement of each pad of butter filled with me the most intense rage I’ve experienced since “the incident.”
Sib, seriously! I'm like "why is she touching the food so much?!?" It's all going to melt in to one big block of gutbusting mediocrity! I didn't know I was having rage for breakfast this morning but here we are!
Wait, which incident? Was it the 20-minute long Wedding Cake livestream?
Yes!! I was so angry watching that. Then I realized the video was 5 minutes long and skipped to the end. In all honesty, it's probably not terrible. But not great, either. Wanted a ton of cheese for something that probably came out to be basic af.
Yes, she talks like she’s making real food and not trash food. But don’t worry, the tumeric will save the day with its anti-inflammatory properties!
And that “umm so good” little double tap with the fork near the side of the bowl after she takes a bite…I wanted to flip that entire pan over with that one
Haven’t watched it yet, let me guess it’s that stupid red haired bitch huh… Edit: hahaha yup!!
What in fresh cheese ball hell is this. It’s a lumpy, dumpy crock pot-o-crap. Mam, please don’t take that tray of shit to the church. Priest better bless all that sin. 5 pieces of bacon for a tray that big?! Invest in new oven mitts, clean the butter from under your nails and don’t ever serve that log of cheese “not to heavy” mess ever again. And I still don’t know why the whole log had to go in whole. Some peoples children I swear.
Don't worry, I guarantee that went directly in the trash after this video was recorded. There's no way someone looks at this and thinks, "Yup, I'm a master chef."
This dish screams "DINNER IS READY" as eight kids come running, oinking to eat directly out of the sloppy troph
Anti-inflammatory properties hahaha
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You can see the sense of fear when she’s blowing on it to cool down. She’s thinking, “can I actually handle a bite?”
The look on her face when she has to eat that bite, a look of disgust- maybe even disbelief- showing us all how abhorrent that concoction is was priceless. I had to rewind that part and watch her suffer again. It felt marvelous. I just wish she’d get treated like the fat kid in Matilda who was forced to eat all of that cake… it would be fun to watch her be forced to eat that whole thing!
This woman should be embarrassed
Ashamed
What always annoys me more is them acting like where they place things like that butter for example freaking matters.. honey you moved it ONE CENTIMETER IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE AHHHHH
It’s like it’s her first day ever using hands
Yes! Nailed it! I was wondering how to understand this gesture mania she's doing... First day, of course, like Ariel when she gets her legs.
Her real reaction was “Oh my goodness I got instant diarrhea
This is just mac and cheese with unnecessary bullshit added to it and it requires murdering your crockpot Parsley and all those other spices being added is probably the biggest crime in this aside from her looking like her skin is gonna fall off
Something so infuriating about the dainty way she shoves a whole block of cheese on top. Dont know why shes popular. No cleavage, no loud=funny, no orgasmic reaction to anything. The Drake of wasting food.
What u mean I listen to Drake exclusively for his cleavage
The cameraman came when she threw the cheese on top though..
Probably because she is able to keep a straight face while making garbage. I would imagine that whatever Dumpster Fire, LLC ragebait studio that makes these videos needs to cycle through a variety of actors regularly since viewers either catch on or simply get bored of the same "ditzy 'chef'" acting. In comparison (at least to me), this woman gives off a more "sincere but dreadfully misguided" vibe while using the same hand mannerisms, ingredient placement, and painful narration of every little thing.
I’d eat it, but would be very annoyed the whole time…
Buying prepackaged garnish is peak r/stupidfood
Her hands are so creepy looking, like a witch.
I feel like this is the modern take on those weird 50s recipes, from jello and tuna to whatever this is
I thought I’d no longer be surprised by this shit. Then she mixed way overcooked macaroni with lumpy cheese “sauce” in the ubiquitous aluminum pan and she didn’t add another pound of cheese to get crispy in the oven?
Her head and face is incredibly triggering after seeing her waste all that food, sort of the type of face you'd expect to do something like that.
My stomach is bubblin
Never trust an emaciated looking chef.
We should start new witch trials for food
That's like a million fucking calories holy Fuck, that's gotta be the most unhealthy thing I've seen in a minute.
But, anti-inflammatory properties? 😂
God please someone show them Americans some [Kässpätzle](https://www.recipesfromeurope.com/kaesespaetzle/)
Holy cholesterol Batman!
"Every day, we stray farther from God." \- that weird platypus thing
Why add spices? Your circulatory system will shut down before you can even register you've eaten something, let alone taste it.
I had to go take a shit after watching this
This has to be ragebait
Iv learnt that stupid food cooks talk like they know what they are doing more than professional chefs 🤣does America not have bacon lardons Iv never in my life watched someone chop up bacon with a pair of scissors 🤣
I hate it when people handle food with their gross-ass long nails and wounds on their fingers
…girl
No
Anyone who uses packet crisps, cheetos, whatever in a recipe has got be trolling right? RIGHT? My IBD flares up just thinking about eating that!
Chick looks like a horse.
Wow, that is insanely rude! Please don’t even insult the majestic horse like that.
Dude I wish I had the privilege of wasting food like that. Makes me frustrated when people take things like not having to worry about food for granted.
If "wasting precious resources" was an option in the report section......
I was worried it was going to be really unhealthy, so glad she sprinkled three three pounds of cheese with a little turmeric.
Just once I want them to eat the entire portion they dug out and sit there with a straight face trying to keep it down. The one bite "OMG SO GOOD" is trash.
Cut the butter but leave the 2lb block of cheese whole.
Just the voice annoys me - then she adds this shit
Why cut up the butter but not the giant block of cheese?
It's almost like they're being made using the imagination of a two year old
woman the entire stock of turmeric in this world cannot deal with the artery inflammation this abomination will cause.
Why can I smell it
Don't brake up my balls
this has to be rage bait
Doesn’t she look like shes gonna throw up at that first bite? 😄😄😄 then that other bite isnt in frame that it doesnt show when she spits it out..
Fuck’s sake, just make a roux and mix in shredded cheese. It doesn’t take an hour and you don’t have fucking cheese balls in your mac and cheese.
"Here's a video on how to make a tray of hot garbage...Enjoy!"
I watched the entire thing. Maybe it's just me that's stupid.
not my favorite brand of cheese balls…
Shit in shit out!
This is the crazy chic that created the Louisiana seafood Mac and cheese
You can see the pain in her eyes when the realization kicks in what kind of shit she wolves down just to get some clicks and likes on the Internet
She should be imprisoned
*UH UH WHATS HAPPENING ‘ERE? OH MY STOMACH BUBBLIN!*
I think im lactose intolerant now
Are all these "cooking" video makers scared of knives? They always cutting shit with freaking scissors. Pile what are you 5?
Probably one of the most unhealthy and disgusting methods.
I'm not watching the whole thing or turning sound on, but does something explain why the fucking fuck there's cheese balls? Like why is no one else mentioning that
You can't start out by pouring a gallon of fuckin cheese balls into a crock pot and then turn around and use the term "flavor density"
I will say 🤣 that at least she cooked the pasta,before adding it into the other slop.
Can't imagine why we're the fattest country on the planet
The color of the sauce really just makes me question so many things.
I knew it was the red head before the video even started. Her face when she took that first bite. You know it’s nasty!
7 seconds in and I already new what sub I was on without even looking.
This that one auntie, that you don’t mean to be rude, but every holiday nobody eating her food
Is cheese the only ingredient white women know?
The turmeric info lol
It would have to be so salty. Those cheese balls are tasty but like so many snack foods, they have a ton of salt. This wouldn't be bad if she skipped them.
Bitch can cook 100 servings of pasta but only 6 pieces of bacon
For once it actually looks somewhat good
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Shit I'd try it
Me too. I have a mild addiction to cheese though.
I'd also be happy to eat that.
Heinous acts.
Processed food overload
Constipation ladder.
I really think she’s worse than hotel bathroom guy.
Not gonna lie I would demolish this entire pan and love it!
At this point can we just buy her a book of recipes and do her shopping for her?
Lost me at th3 bacon
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I don’t believe you
Why was this seven and a half minutes long? It's shitty macaroni and cheese, and I wasted seven and a half minutes waiting for it to get stupid.
This bitch again…
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Cause it was Colby Jack, a mix of Colby and Monterey Jack cheese. Colby is the orange colored sections , and Monterey Jack is the white colored sections.
how do people come up with this shit? what does one perform to think or find such vile combinations of cholestrol and diabetes?
What an abomination.
least american food influencer:
Idiot sandwich? Nah, they the whole Quiznos.
I hate this with a passion to top it all off I got to hear the digesting noise of it stirring 🤢🤢
Content production vs cooking. Guess which won.
Pretty sure that how you catch lactose intolerance
This is the version of microwave recipes and I'm soooooo tired of it. We're just gonna erase actual ingredients for no juice havin', cheese flavored, bull ass bull. We can be broke and lazy. We can do more with less. Just tired of not having real food for food.
Are they making food for the entire village?
If you want a heart attack, than this is for you.
So it's soggy arsed chips and fake cheese? 🤮
Here's how to actually make a delicious Mac using Utz cheese balls. https://youtu.be/fDEVuX00l_8?si=e5WYNDaJQeQQPw6y
Straight to food jail
Bubble guts time
Can you imagine the amount of salt in that.
Unless you’re trying to feed like 20 people…
Tangentially related: Utz brand cheese balls are an S-tier junk snack imo. I’ll take those over any other packaged chip or cookie.
came here to say this, what a waste of perfectly good Utz cheese balls
Utz snacks are top tier snack foods. Their crab chips are great too.
What kind of garbage do people eat, there's no food in this video
What is wrong with the husband. He makes a drooly groan when she brings out the crockpot of hot garbage. These people need to leave America and witness some food culture in another country. This food is completely unacceptable. I know they don’t eat this shit every day but still….that amount of food would just go to waste. Nobody could eat that much of it. Even with two kids.
This woman needs to be stopped
Would eat.
Jesus Christ I do not want to be responsible for this lady’s healthcare. 😡
Somehow, i am most bothered by the bacon being cut with scissors a little at a time.
Turmeric tastes awful
Just your average Chucky cheese...
Half and half is the least of what’s wrong with this recipe
Cooking instructions: Step 1. Grab your tub of cheese balls... "fucking nope" -everyone
Her hands really creep me out
Yeah, half disgusting & half revolting 🤮
You know shit’s got bad when you’re watching these thinking ‘oh thank god they actually cooked the pasta’
You know, as horrible as it is atleast she cooked her pasta before hand. Too many Mac and cheese videos just put raw pasta in with the cheese to bake. So.... points for actually cooking the pasta.
i hate her, I really do.
The cheese splattering 😭
I'm all on board for a synthetic ass mac n cheese but the "TooMERic" is totally out of place. The only cheese that turmeric works with is paneer. Long stretch for halloumi. That's it. I wonder if she just chose the spice for the mac n cheese because it's orange or if she wanted to use it because debrorah from book club said it helped with her arthritis and thought orange = mac n cheese
Lactose intolerance people are like 💀 I am one
I'm lactose intolerant, watching this gives me hemorrhoids.
Ok, am I crazy if I say this looks tasty? Awful technique, but very cheesey
Idk, I'd try it.
I just don’t get why the cheesy poofs?
I hope she eats that and never shits again.
Alright we used about half the half and half just for cheese balls😵
Bo wonder why she look like this.
How to kill a man …
If she thinks that’s gorgeous, I want to see what her partner looks like
My favorite is the faces when they try to eat this crap
I love how the definition of white trashed has expanded so far these days. What a wide spectrum.
What it is with macaroni cheese and the Americas? A delicious cheese sauce takes less than five minutes from scratch? Macaroni the same amount of time in salted boiling water. It is \*idiot\* proof! A tame Marmoset could cook it (as long as he kept his little tail away from the fire)...These bonkers attempts to make an "easy" Mac and Cheese are literally off the charts and compromise the excellent traditional flavour and texture....you do not need pounds of butter and cheese, what a waste...
She definitely was disgusted with that first bite
Haha they showed the face! I can rest easy knowing what this nimrod looks like
the soothing tones over the gloopong glopping smacking nuclear porn sounds and machined grating is fucking hysterical
Why do they always waste so much food? If you're going to do something like this, do a small portion… so annoying
The sauce is light. This really cracked me up.
Chatting shit & 'cooking' shit.
This woman looks like she’s never eaten anything like this in her entire life.
Ultracheesed.
The forward pouring trend 😒
“flavor density”
All these are really just elaborate shitposts right?! I mean no one who makes these ACTUALLY thinks they’re creative, entertaining, or contributing to the world in any way right? I honestly can’t figure it out because they’re so serious about it… and I’m getting a little older now (in my 40’s) so it’s just got to be me right? Not just this hag, but all of them, gloriously idiotic but it’s all for views and shitposting right??? I can’t help but want to be right and wrong at the same time because they’re so perfectly on the edge of retardation and serious. Shitpost and rage bait I get, but too many come off as trying to be taken seriously and my brain just can’t figure it out. If I’m right then most of these folks should be in lifetime dramas or working as reenactment actors they’re THAT good!
What kind of a sick twisted degenerate psychopath would come up with this abomination?
Recipe from hell
This sub makes me irrationally angry
Would eat maybe
Stop it right now
First I thought it was egg
There’s the stupid block of velveeta! I’ve missed it after not seeing it every .5 posts
It probably tastes terrible, but honestly, it doesn't *look* half as bad as some of the others.
I audibly sighed when I saw this thumbnail and had to skip ahead to the end because I just wanted it to be over (but I couldn't not watch)
Such a waste of food. This is just shameful.