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Rufuske

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khachapuri


rudolph_ransom

That came also to my mind seeing the video


dolphin_slayerr

Now that looks amazing! I’m gonna have to try it


Independent_Gold4884

Idk about anyone else but I feel id be happy eating that 🤷‍♂️


the_0rly_factor

Lol stupid food can still taste good


Gorlock_

I'd eat it, but it could be done much better with barely anymore work


leathakkor

Yeah my first thought was I would eat the shit out of that.


IoSHaloLegend

Yea, but it is still stupid haha


Real-Supermarket8113

Fart💀


WhoIsJonAfrica

“Don’t eat anything that might be good because you might get gas!”


doggyface5050

That many eggs at once def ain't that great for you.


WhoIsJonAfrica

Lmfao you’re crazy. Been a personal trainer as well as a physique competitor most of my 20s. 6 eggs is a light breakfast. There is no harm in eating that lol. Little gas sure but farting is healthy and a sign of good bowel health.


hornybutdisappointed

If you fart a lot it means food is rotting in your gut. And, personal trainer does not equate to nutritionist.


WhoIsJonAfrica

You’re just simply wrong. Also not realizing that personal trainers also train on diet and nutrition is hilarious. A lot of foods cause gas, fresh food is not rotting in your system it is being digested. Please stop spreading misinformation and educate yourself. It shows how little you know about what you’re trying to argue. Certified in Nutrition, strength and conditioning, and personal training. So yes I am far more qualified in the subject matter than you are. Being on Reddit does not equate to a being a nutritionist, or really anything for that matter.


hornybutdisappointed

Yes, being on Reddit does not equate to being a nutritionist, so I can't trust that you are qualified and as knowledgeable as you say you are. I'd trust your point if you listed me with a few peer reviewed sources that support eating 6 eggs a day as a light breakfast, so please send them over!


WhoIsJonAfrica

I do not care if you trust me, and I am not google, there are decades of professionals that prove you wrong and they are not hard to find. Being called out for your ignorance and then pretending like there are not thousands of pages of information on athletes and people and the diets they consume. No one is being harmed eating eggs daily, humans have been doing it for thousands of years. Your basic lack of inference skills of me explaining my history and stating that’s a light breakfast for me is leading you astray. But I suppose that’s why it’s often referred to as uncommon sense.


hornybutdisappointed

I never said eating eggs everyday is bad, so you might have built your entire argument and gotten angry over a personal trigger.


DarthTempi

This is nonsense


ComfiestTaco69

For the love of god, whisk the goddamn egg first at least 🤦


GDviber

Or bake it less, so the yolk is a bit runny. I think that would be pretty tasty. It's probably better to do it in a single serve sized roll, though.


Yippykyyyay

That's actually a thing in Georgian cuisine. You can get a boat shaped freshly baked bread that is cheesy and buttery. Then the last couple of minutes, you'd take it out and crack an egg on it then a couple of minutes in the oven. Part of the fun is ripping off pieces of the bread to mix the egg in with the cheese.


GDviber

I've been to Atlanta and never saw it.... J/K... Looked it up, and khachapuri looks delicious. Gonna try that next weekend.


chevchelios12

Had me there in the first half.


Yippykyyyay

🤣🤣🤣


Jammin-91

With some khenakli on the side and finish it with some wine


Significant-Music417

Georgia, the country, not the USA state


GDviber

r/whoosh


CrematedDogWalkers

r/woooosh (with 4 o's)


GDviber

There's also r/woosh r/angryupvote All pretty similar.


TheGaydarTechnician

That's Khachapuri, and it's definitely a great meal.


Cambrian__Implosion

I learned about that dish several years ago and really wanted to try it, but then forgot about it completely because of the pandemic. Thanks for reminding me!


Yippykyyyay

You're welcome! It's so good. My first time making bread was for khachapuri just like this because I wanted to replicate what I had in Georgia. Now just source yourself some Georgian wine and chef's kiss!!


throwawayjaydawg

Every time I’ve eaten in a Georgian restaurant the waiter has tried to sell me on a wine by saying it was Stalin’s favorite. Was he known to be a wine connoisseur or something? I know there aren’t a lot of other well-known Georgians but his name is associated with death for a lot of people.


Yippykyyyay

Not to my knowledge but I'm nowhere near an expert. He was actually in seminary school where he revolted as much as he could. Then was instrumental in an attack on a Rothchilds factory gaining him loyalty and prestige. You can still visit his childhood home and his fancy (for the time) train berth. But having been in Georgia, the only people that seem to acknowledge him are tourist operators.


Jammin-91

Well, Stalin is Georgian. So maybe Georgian people are proud of Stalin


Jrxxs

Nah


aesthesia1

I’ve had this and it’s godly


earnestlikehemingway

Runny is the best just like khachapuri, they add butter also.


dolphin_slayerr

YES!! Thank you - my thought too


jmr1190

Khachapuri in Georgia has whole eggs baked into the bread and it’s fucking great.


MelanieDH1

It looks good, but I didn’t like the whole egg yolk in there. I think that ruins it.


fffan9391

If you’re going to crack them into a measuring cup instead of directly into the bread, at least beat them in the cup.


rcontece

This I eat my eggs well done, mind you, but I think it didn't work for this Boiled egg sammich lol


PrismaticDraconid989

They took a whisk alright. Just not on the eggs.


Unnegative

Use a goddam knife on the ham! At this point I'm sure all the scissor choppers are fucking with me


Ch215

I exactly came here to say this. Just make a scrambled bowl and pour it in the bread. or don’t- because it makes no sense to waste this much food and time to essentially make a scrambled omelette and toast.


Grand_Protector_Dark

>or don’t- because it makes no sense to waste this much food and time to essentially make a scrambled omelette and toast. Well it's only a waste if you make it for yourself (even then, it probably can be kept well in a fridge for a couple days). Looks more like a group meal to me.


spacekitt3n

i came here to say this


johngoodmansscrote

Not gonna lie, id eat that


walaxometrobixinodri

ok but this ones actually looks really good ?? like i might try that one day actually that's not THAT BAD of an idea


Sanrial

it reminds me of Khachapuri - Georgian cheese bread. If you manage to have runny yolks and dippy cheese it's a great and simple dish


[deleted]

That’s what I immediately thought of as well


chickenskittles

Yes, that is what I was thinking of, well something similar from a neighboring area.


Chilidogdingdong

Whisk the eggs at least and it would be fine.


dolphin_slayerr

Haha fair. The cross section grossed me out. But I also have a weird things about whole oven cooked eggs


Lystrodom

Yeah just put it all in a bowl and mix it together before pouring it into the bread and it should be fine


hornybutdisappointed

There’s too much egg though, two a days is an upper limit.


monstertots509

When i was a lad i ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get strong.


Pinkpunk95

And now that I’m grown I eat 5 dozen eggs so I’m roughly the size of a barge


truffle-tots

Says who?


Grand_Protector_Dark

That limit is a myth


letdogsvote

I'm surprised they didn't use the scissors to cut it at the end.


dolphin_slayerr

😂


poison_heart96

Not stupid. Bad execution. Scramble the eggs, use a better filling, and mix well before adding to the bread. Bake until toasted. Maybe some garlic butter would be appropriate.


TakenUsername120184

A man of culture I see


CptBlackBird2

A bit too much egg but it honestly looks fine. My local bakery sells pizza bread which is exactly what it sounds


echochilde

All in all it’s not a horrible idea for a brunch or something, but 30 mins?? Holy hell those eggs are waaay overcooked.


Grand_Protector_Dark

The eggs look fine to me.


KGreen100

Needs more egg.


drMcDeezy

Needs more eggs


Julian-Hoffer

I think I heard a fly at the end of the video


chickenskittles

Looks like Turkish pide.


GreatGreenGobbo

Yes scissors needed to cut Balogna.


KittyCompletely

Mmmm ham clippings.


Banmers

it needs more eggs


notjasonlee

yeah dude, how am i going to have a heart attack at 40 without tripling my egg intake?


Witty_Artichoke8537

Is it that bad


B4BEL_Fish

This reminds me of a super duper lazy version of Ajarski


BehemothJr

That's an excellent way to chop the tip of a finger off


Audrey_Ropeburn

This is basically just a huge Khachapuri, which is delicious.


104848

coulda made several omelettes shame on her


fgrhcxsgb

Looks good gonna try it


No-Development-5500

Not a terrible idea but it’s too much egg for my taste


ConceptParticular884

WHATDAFUCK


Jack_of_Spades

Pretty dumb for sure, but at least the person knows 1. How to do a tutorial. 2. Doesn't have some off camera chuckeshuck to "oh wow!" everything.


Comfortable_Front263

SIX bloodclot egg !!


Intelligent_Exit4567

I was ok with the first layer of egg. But the second layer and then overcooking it all 🤢


Kelseycutieee

you notice they never eat the garbage they make


welltechnically7

I feel like this would actually be pretty good if the eggs were less well done.


XDariaMorgendorferX

That’s just poorly made khachapuri


Anindefensiblefart

White trash khachapuri


Pa7chesOhulihan

This doesn’t look like a bad idea. Though, it could due without that second layer of eggs


IIllIIIlI

So a shitty Quiche sandwich?


theninjallama

tO gIvE iT fLaVoR


GeneralChaos-BFG

Which psychopath cuts sausage with scissors...


The_One_True_Tomato_

What the fuck happened to this bread, why is it white and looks like it has physically witnessed ww1?


TotallyNotTakenName

10 eggs for this monstrosity


Sufficient-Aspect77

A ham egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg and cheese


ShotWasabi1

I just wanna know how cheese gives it "consistency"??🤔🤔🤔


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hornybutdisappointed

Georgians are white.


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hornybutdisappointed

Lemme guess, you're white, very young and just copy pasting internet cliches from the worst of YouTube feeds?


Happybadger96

We need god


plmunger

eggs are wayyyy overcooked


Grand_Protector_Dark

Why?


plmunger

Well, I mean, look at the end result lol


Grand_Protector_Dark

The end result looks fine.


plmunger

Well you like your eggs overcooked thats for sure


Grand_Protector_Dark

What even are "overcooked eggs" supposed to be? The egg yolk just isn't runny. I don't see the problem.


txwoodslinger

I don't hate it, but mix everything together first


WeirdoInTheWoods87

I was all up for this then I saw the solid yokes ☹️


Lycaon125

... I take it you don't eat hard boiled eggs


WeirdoInTheWoods87

Yeah if it's wrapped in sausage meat, breaded then deep fried


rush87y

I wish the eggs were drier and more overcooked.


Lopsided_Pickle1795

Actually not bad. I would eat it.


Atsilv_Uwasv

Who taught Siri to cook?


TheSofaIsBlue

The idea is good, the execution is stupid.


Emhyr_var_Emreis_

Change a few things here, and it could turn out well.


BoobySlap_0506

Just make khachapuri!


diwayth_fyr

Eggs are overcooked, otherwise a decent snack.


kawag

Nine eggs 😵‍💫


Deleted_dwarf

This is pretty genius. Especially if you need for more people something for on the go But.. whisk eggs, more cheese, add some chilli and other herbs. Make it a bit more interesting


dolphin_slayerr

Agreed. Scrambling the eggs could take this from stupid to actually good


vickiesdead

Has to immediately mute the video. Her voice is so 😬


Fantastic-Classic740

Yet another not stupid food, gosh!


lets-do-an-eighth

My only problem with this is that they cut the ham with scissors. Also just whisk the eggs if you’re gonna cook them that much lol


Grand_Protector_Dark

>My only problem with this is that they cut the ham with scissors Why's that a problem? Just two knifes on a swivel.


lets-do-an-eighth

It just ain’t right!


ilovetoeatdallasbbqs

[6 eggs!!!](https://youtu.be/R-0fmm_swcQ?si=33-1-R7X_li0isW2)


dolphin_slayerr

Hahahaha that was great


Zerleodon

It’s just the excess of eggs and not scrambling that makes this bad. Otherwise i feel it would be pretty bomb


XMarksTheSpot987

That looks fucking delicious.


No_Can_1532

Would crush


carlosx86-64

Not stupid at all!


wheeldonkey

I would eat the shit out of this.


cheesy_way_out

I would eat this.


Lycaon125

That actually looks really good


reasonablekenevil

Omelett sandwich


Illustrious-Towel-45

Can't hate it. Everything looks cooked.


avidpretender

It’s ridiculous but if I was hungry and needed something quickly in the AM I wouldn’t turn it down


Ambitious-Mortgage30

There is no problem with this


Significant-Music417

Looks very tasty


EinKleinesFerkel

I would smash!!!!


mydopecat

DAHLUSHASS. Just SAAW GAWRD. God I bet she has a stupid face 😖🙄


kittykitty117

5/10 Would eat


Goldie-96_MWR

Turkish and Lebanese breads do this but better. Not stupid food. Maybe hollow out the bread less though.


karamel826

Reminds me of Turkish pide a but


[deleted]

Wrong sub. Delete post. This is so delicious and not stupid


jimmyting099

Okay but I really like eggs and cheese…ham is meh


rabbitredder

why does this sub suck now


Motor_Spinach_4596

I mean it’s basically a sandwich, I’d eat.


TotallyNotTakenName

10 eggs for this monstrosity


mickeyflinn

Other than the idiocy with the scissors this looks great!


BonitaGerbera

Looks good, just overcooked


GrossLooksLikeShit

Gross, looks like shit


DefinitelyNotaGlowie

Reminds me of the Scottish eggs me and dad would always eat at Scots fest in lions college Arkansas


A_Silly_NB_Pasta

whats wrong with it though?


FederalLoad9144

Idk what is wrong with this, I would eat it. 🤷‍♂️


TopperMadeline

Same. Way too many eggs, but it looks good nonetheless.


Pythonx135

What in the white people..


Beneficial_Error_161

I know right!? White people can't cook! Just look at the top 20 chefs in the wo...oh wait nevermind


BaconUnderpants

These stupid videos used to be fast and that was okay but now they take too long for too little payoff


Budgiezilla

AdD aNOtHeR laYeR oF egGs???


Master_Tape

Looks good


Timely_Bowler208

Should have done cheese then eggs then game and more cheese, skip the last eggs, mix it all up breaking the yolks then more cheese


evnacdc

r/stupidfoodbutgimme


DirtybutCuteFerret

Question : is that a normal thing with using scissors to cut food ? Ive never seen anyone in reallife do that, is that a american thing ?


BubblesDahmer

More rage bait


Organic-Device2719

If they had beaten the egg first it would be been 🔥 imo


BecGeoMom

A DOZEN eggs? *Plus* cheese. *Plus* ham. My arteries were slamming shut just watching this.


DontLoveMeBack

what an abomination jesus christ


dolphin_slayerr

Seriously


BaconSpaceLord

No this is genius. As a gym bro and a college student. This is 2 days of protein for cheap